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And now, here they are,
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the most daredevil
group of dacky drivers
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who ever whirl their
wheels in the wacky races.
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Competing for the title of
the world's wackiest racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific,
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next is Rufus Ruffcut and
Sawtooth in the buzz wagon.
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Maneuvering for position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is the anthill mob
in their bulletproof bomb.
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And there's ingenious inventor,
Pat Pendig in his converter car.
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Oh, and here's the
lovely Penelope Pitstop,
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the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
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Next, we have the bouldermobile with
the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the creepy
coupe with the gruesome Susan.
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And right on their tail
is the Red Mack.
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And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that
mean machine with those
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double-dealing do-batters,
Dick Dasterly and his sidekick, Mutley.
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And even now, they're
up to some dirty trick,
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and they're off to
a standing start.
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And why not? They've been chained
to a post by shifty Dick Dasterly.
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Who shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go!
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On the Way Out Wacky Races!
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Here are the wacky racers,
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strung out on the next lap
of today's wacky race,
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which incidentally
will take them on a
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grueling zigzag route
to Mustard Spread, Arkansas.
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Attempting to gain the lead
over the other contenders,
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is that villainous
Dick Dastardly,
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who would leave no stone
unturned to gain an advantage.
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Now, at this moment, it's number one,
the Slag Brothers, in first place.
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Number two, the
Creepy Coop is second.
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But there they go
into overdrive.
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And now it's number four,
the Red Max, making his move.
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Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Bunched up behind the leaders are
Number 3, Professor Pat Pending.
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Number 6, the Army
Surplus Special.
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Number 8, the
Arkansas Chuggabug.
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Number 9, Victor Perfect.
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Number five. Oh, lovely.
Penelope Pit Stop.
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Dick Bastardly in car
number 00 is nowhere in sight.
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And far behind is the
Ant Hill Mob. Number seven.
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All right, you monks. Let's
show 'em our my getaway power.
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Well, gee, boss,
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- My feet hurt.
- You hurt me.
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R-R-Right, boss.
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Calling headquarters.
Calling headquarters.
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This is Highway
Officer 26 calling.
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What looked like the anthill
mob just passed me.
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Will investigate.
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The cops spotted us.
Turn off at the next time.
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Rat! One of them turned off.
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But we'll stop the rest of
them when we blast the paths.
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You plant the dynamite, Muttley.
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And I'll give you the signal.
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What was that?
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Now!
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Now what went wrong?
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At least we stopped one of them.
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Number nine, Peter Perfect,
is now leading the pack.
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The Arkansas Chuggabug,
number eight, is second.
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He's beginning to move up.
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And here comes number six, the
Army Surplus Special, passing them all.
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But here comes number three,
Professor Pat Pending, taking the lead.
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We'll be back in a minute.
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- Hey, look, Boss, there's a shack.
- Good.
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Duck the car behind it.
It'll make a great hideout.
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Hey, what is this place?
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Seven hats and coats,
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coats, seven chairs,
seven little beds?
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Hey, you lubs, do you
know who lives here?
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The Tree Bears?
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No, you dum-dum,
the Seven dwarfs.
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Pipe down. Somebody's coming.
Into the outfits, quick.
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Oh, dear. I'm lost.
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Yoo-hooing there?
Anybody to help?
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There's nobody here
but us seven dwarfs.
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Oh, how cute. Are you all
really the seven dwarfs?
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Of course.
Make like seven dwarfs.
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Okay, now what's your problem?
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Well, little old me got lost.
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Can y'all tell me where I can
find the little old highway?
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Sure. Little old you
go straight a mile,
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then two miles left, then right,
then left another mile,
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then another mile right, then left,
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then another left,
and there y'all.
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Oh, thanks, y'all.
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And say hi there to
the little old prince.
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We'll do that, little old thing.
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Hey, now she'll
get ahead of us!
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Oh, yeah?
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If she follows my directions,
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she'll end up smack in the
middle of the La Brea Tar Pits.
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Come on, back into the race!
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Another car is coming. Quick,
make like seven dwarfs.
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- We are the seven little dwarfs?
- Well, I'm Snow White.
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So tell me where the highway is.
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Sure, you just make
a sharp coin left.
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Thanks, Shorty.
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Yeah, you get it?
Shorty.
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Yeah, you're gonna get it.
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What will I do?
I'm stuck in the mud!
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Keep going.
Maybe you'll strike oil.
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Back on our radar scope, we
see it's still a pretty close race.
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Ohh Wait a minute, wait,
something's gone wrong.
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Or the wacky racers
have gone crazy.
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Oh, this looks like a
real crisis, folks.
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The racers are hung
up in a clover leaf.
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They may never get out.
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Exactly as I planned it.
Right, Muttley?
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- But how, you fiend?
- Diabolically simple.
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I merely turned the
exit sign around.
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How about that?
In all the excitement,
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Rufus Ruffcut and Sawtooth
have moved way out in front.
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You can say that again, fella.
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What's going on?
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Looks like Number 10's hit
a rough spot in the road.
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And the winner will be
Number 10, driven by-- Yow!
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That was a bad break
for the buzz wagon.
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And as we come into the final
miles of this exciting race,
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it's the Creepy Coop creeping
into the lead using bat power.
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Now it's the Army Surplus
Special marching up fast.
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Ouch!
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Now it's Peter Perfich
Turbo Terrific in front.
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And he's stretching his lead.
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And here comes Pat Pending
stretching his legs.
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Straight ahead is Bustard Spread,
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Arkansas, and the finish line.
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Oh, wait a minute.
There's a train coming.
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The road's blocked,
which means no one can win.
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Did you say no one?
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Thank you, Boss!
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Grat, you! Grat, grat and grat!
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Here they all come,
racing for the finish line.
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It's number two in the lead,
number ten second, number four third.
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And double zero Dick Dastardly
is passing them all.
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Now it's neck and neck.
It looks like a photo finish.
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Did you say photo finish?
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It is a photo finish.
And in a few moments, folks,
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we'll have the picture.
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And the winners are
number four with Red Max,
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Second, number two,
the Creepy Coop.
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And third, Rufus Ruffcutt.
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And can you believe it?
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Dick Dastardly stopped
to pose for his picture.
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Ohh! The big ham.
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