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All righty, then let's set up the lights here.

All

righty,

let's set up the lights there.

There we go.

You've got a cat.

Okay.

Give me that.

Good night.

Oh, it's just holding like that all the way. It's just holding like this.

Like that.

Yes.

Lick it all over.

All the way up.

Let me check.

Stand up and squat down.

Thank you.

He's a model.

Models take care of other models.

That's a fact.

Right.

Right. Who's the Vic?

Maya Angelina.

Supermodel. That's three this week.

She was raped.

Allegedly raped.

Take a look.

Her vagina's the size of Montana.

You're going to have to do a sperm sweep.

Oh, come on now.

Hey, I've got to get back to the lab.

It's obviously all over her face.

There may be points of contact all over.

Are you suggesting that the perp ejaculated all over the room?

One never knows.

Horatio Nick.

Hey, Tabitha.

You may be correct.

Looks like this clown's a double shooter.

Where is it?

In the plants.

Well, that's not too far from the body.

Maybe our perp has overactive ejaculations.

It's over five feet from the body.

Get me a sample.

We'll test it right away.

What the? Thank God!

My penis saved me again.

But, but, but... Sorry, this happens to me all the time. You know, I just go to

sleep and... You were dead.

Actually, it's more like meditating.

No, you were dead. We found you in an alley.

Where am I now?

CSI. CSI, really? That's awesome.

You have no vitals.

This is amazing.

May I?

Uh, by all means.

Thank you.

Uh...

No, no, no.

Very nice.

um um

Come on.

Come on.

hmm

Isn't that... He's, um, not so dead

anymore.

It's a miracle.

That's what I said.

May I touch him?

Yeah, why not?

Yeah, he's pretty cool about it.

Let's see.

Wow.

This is amazing.

I know.

And I think his balls are getting bigger.

They are getting bigger. Yeah, as we like him.

testing and doing experiments, they keep getting bigger. Wow.

I bet he has a ton of sperm in there.

Yeah. We should remove it.

Do you mind if we get a sample of your sperm?

Oh, not at all.

Okay, we can start sucking on it. Yeah, I got it.

Get out.

I bet.

If we play with it long enough, we'll get over it.

Oh, for sure.

Here, go ahead.

Just keep testing.

Yeah, massage the balls.

I should

do a deep cavity, but for now I think we're okay.

Yeah. Now.

Usually the quiet ones are the ones with the most depth.

The most samples if you will.

Zach is getting tighter and tighter

I'm getting this prostate going right now.

It's giving me a big one.

Yes, very good.

We have to get as much specimen as possible.

But I'm sure with him that won't be a problem.

Oh yeah.

It's definitely a cock.

Mmm mmm

Can you give it a sample?

You got it in there?

Okay, you got it? Yeah.

Yeah, keep going on.

Keep going.

That was before you come, okay?

I can't see. I can't see how much there is.

Yeah.

It's been close.

It's always a good age.

I think some stroke shot his load halfway up the painting.

Well, that'd be quite a shot.

You think I could actually hit that mark?

If he had enough sperm buildup.

What do you mean?

Well, if he's ramming her really hard, you know, the old stop and go, maybe he

could build up enough internal pressure.

I could hit that.

You could hit that.

Sure. I mean...

The right technique, you know.

I think it's possible.

Now, hold on. You're telling me you can nail that from there?

Yeah, I think so.

We may need to run a simulation.

I'm game.

I think with the right technique, applying certain physiological elements,

could be done.

I'm in.

You'll get your chance, smart guy.

I'm moving in, son.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

Just like that. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You ran a simulation.

I don't think that substance is sperm.

Well, send it anyway.

It's already on the way.

I was just wondering, who ran the simulation?

Shane and Monica.

Really?

I thought Shane would have... Never mind.

I will call you back with the results.

10 -4.

Maybe I should run my own simulation.

Officer Dean, can I borrow you for a second?

Good job.

Okay, Officer Dean, I need that sample.

I need you to give it to me high. Do it as high as you can. Shoot it as high as

you can.

Come on, Officer Dean.

That was very good. Can you stay still for a second?

Thank you.

Are you

kidding me?

What is it?

Sperm. Well, how'd it get all the way up there?

I think I know how.

The perpetrator is watching the bikini photo shoot.

It could have been building up.

Well, what if he was watching the model fuck the photographer afterwards?

There's even more buildup.

Like a volcano.

A volcano?

Yes, with all that hot lava just underneath.

Waiting to explode.

Just needed to reach critical mass.

A monumental climax.

Yes.

Standing here.

So it wasn't the photographer?

No. It was a second man.

So a second man was waiting to have sex with her?

Probably a lover.

There's no sign of a struggle.

She wanted the second man to watch them.

Maybe there were more.

Maybe what she really wanted was the entire crew.

Maybe she wanted ten guys to fuck her all day long.

No.

No? No.

No.

After the photographer left, that's when he made his move.

They had wild sex.

Yes. And that's how his sperm went everywhere.

We need to do a recreation.

Oh.

A little slippery in my hand.

You wish I put my lips around it.

Thank you.

That's it.

Finger fucker.

Didn't we find a dead body about two blocks from the photo studio in the

Yes. It's quite remarkable.

Yeah, I think it's our perp.

I got a jizz trail leading that way.

Jizz trail?

Let me get back to you on that one.

We've got our man.