Original subtitles

How good is the life of the delinquent.

Damn clone, I've told you a thousand times not to eat my pure or my weak.

Damn it.

Silly big head.

Get with those of your size, Neve.

Besides, the pure are my specialty.

Prision de la Roca.

¿Y tú cómo te llamas?

Me llamo Blonde.

James Blonde.

¿Qué pasa?

Mira, mini -devil.

Se está tirando a tu novia.

Mini -devil.

How do you throw it?

Look, look, Mini Devil.

He's supporting your girlfriend.

Mini Devil, your girlfriend.

Yeah.

Oh.

um um

Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah

Oh.

Tell me what you think.

It's hitting me like it's hitting your nose.

Take it.

Al -Qaeda office.

With the forces of order there is no way out, neither in front nor behind Nemes.

um

That's it.

Yes.

You know.

Mm.

Mm.

I love you.

Hmm.

Wow.

See you later. See ya.

Yeah.

oh yeah

Yeah.

Yeah, you're a cis man.

I can't sleep.

Yeah, right here

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah

My baby.

My baby.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Come like this, sit like this, nice. Oh yeah.

Like this.

Like this.

oh oh oh oh

ah ah

Have you heard a strange noise during my super mega race?

There's a more ridiculous rescue plan.

When I get number two, I'm going to take out an eye.

And this one that doesn't stop flapping.

Well, I've had to throw the boat.

Blowing. Where are we going, Dr. David?

First, I have to pick up a diamond for a laser that I have and that can destroy

any part of the world that I want.

Also, I'll take the opportunity to take a nap because I'm going to my legs down.

Okay, Dr. David.

Angelica, remember that tomorrow you have a client.

Yes.

Oh, Dr.

Devil. Grandissimo villano.

Hola, guapa.

¿Cómo estás?

Mi ídolo.

Sí, cuánto te quiero.

Siempre me han gustado los hombres bajitos.

¿Y cuando te pasas?

Claro.

¿Me lo enseñas?

No, espera.

Aquí lo tengo.

Es todo para ti.

Oh, amor mío.

Qué guapo eres.

Mi amor.

Es tuyo. Todo para ti.

Lo he guardado con cariño.

Sí. Qué guapo.

Me gustas. Sí.

Oh.

Bye -bye.

mm -hmm

Mmm.

um

Bleh.

Thank you for listening.

Oh boy, I did that.

Mmm.

Thank you.

um

Hola. Soy Long.

Kids.

Long.

¿Os importaría que me uniera a la fiesta?

Ah, pues claro que no.

Va más tan lindo que un mono.

A ver dónde la metemos.

Cuidadín con el perín.

Move the table, baby.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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Oh no!

Yeah.

Yeah

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Whoa.

Quedas detenido, Doctor Devin.

¡No huyáis, cobardes!

¡Muere ya, Austin Powers!

¡Ah! ¡Me ha dado en una teta!

¡Se me está saliendo toda la silicona!

¡Maldita sea, Austin Powers!

Guarida del Dr.

Lenny

I will die.

Hmm.

¿Y ahora qué haremos?

Voy a follarte como una perra y después voy a correrme encima tuyo hasta la

última gota.

Es que me pongo caliente solo con oírte.

¿Te pones caliente?

Entonces me tendrías que oír cantando el...

Otra sí.

A poquito más para allá.

Mueve. Mueve el collito. Muévelo, muévelo. Ahí, sí, muévelo.

¿Te la ves tú?

Ah, sí.

La tienes dentro.

Open, open.

Boom. Boom.

Oh.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Come here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you so much.

Oh, man.

oh yeah oh yeah

oh yeah

Oh. Oh.

Otra seña.

Soy yo, mamón.

No, no esa.

No seas gilipollas.

Te voy a quemar los huevos con un atizador.

Lo siento, pero tampoco esa.

A veces es amor.

Correcto.

Come on, mini baby.

Come on.

Let's go to the elevator.

Number two.

You're a son of a bitch and a moron.

We're the agents of Austin Powders.

Oh, thieves,

murderers. Where is the police when you don't need them?

Good thing they never know the password.

Password?

I don't know, autism?

What are you doing, idiot?

The password is correct.

No, don't open it.

We are the agents of Austin Powers.

We are here to stop the one who has the diamond.

He has it.

I finally got it.

No os fieis de todo lo que está erecto, nena.

Ha sido un plan complicado, pero por fin tenemos el diamante, nene.

Y es que estoy flipante, nena.

Dios mío, me ha fallado una tía.

Cuéntaselo a tus amigas y harán cola, nena.

Sean tíos o tías, me los voy a pares.

Perdone, me llamo Blond.

James.

Austin Powders, don't you think it's all over here?

We will see each other again. I assure you.

There will be a second part.

Wow.

Did you find all of them? Yes!

All right. Sorry.

What's going on there?

I've seen him, I see.

in the same flow.

I love your dress, James Blunt.

No. No.

No.

Sí, bien pulado. Me encanta tu pistola.

Oh.

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Soy de lo bueno a lo mejor, nenes.