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Mrs. Rothenholz reporting for deep penetrating news service. We are waiting

former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to come out of his

meeting. Oh my goodness.

Mrs. Schwarzenegger, Mrs. Schwarzenegger, it's a true thing to do.

revelations with your housekeeper.

Boring, not again.

She said you tried to pay her thousands of dollars.

Oh, yes.

What youth?

I like that. I like that.

I do not believe in washing the door again.

It was nice meeting you.

And that's true. Don't believe me.

Destiny.

Yes, sir.

You're working so late.

Oh, fuck.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I never called you.

Oh, yeah.

Don't tell my wife.

Oh, God.

I want to come in for babies with you.

Babies?

I want to make you pregnant.

You're always in my heart.

You're always on my mind.

I would never cheat on you.

That was

my wife.

But don't worry about Mariah.

Of course I'd fuck the maid.

I'm going to fuck you. Yeah?

You'll be okay.

Well, there's our very arrogant former governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, who

denies everything.

But as you saw in our previous interview with the housekeeper, we have proof of

words out of old mouth.

This is Roxanne Hall, reporting with the Penetrating News Service.

I'm surprised you're still here.

Sir, I work late.

What do you want to work on?

Your taxes?

Oh.

Yeah.

You're one of my biggest clients. I only come to my biggest client's house.

Your biggest client.

Your biggest client.

One of my biggest clients.

You know, I was going to tell you, if you save a little bit of money this

maybe I can take you on a nice vacation.

Would you like that?

Sure. That would be another call.

I'm completely against the law.

Well, I got some important papers in my bedroom.

You mean you and Mariah's bedroom?

Well, it's my bedroom. Mariah's, she's on business trip.

I understand that.

Would you like to see those papers?

Is it just the papers?

Just the papers.

And it's for them?

Yeah, for tax papers.

Very important papers.

Okay. If I have to go to the bedroom and see the papers, that's fine. But that's

it. Nothing else. Do you understand?

I'd like to show you my house, too, so I'll be in the bedroom.

Okay.

Give me just a minute. I'm going to finish up the numbers, and I'll meet you

the bedroom, okay?

Okay. All right.

Thank you.

No, no, no.

That's not the right movie.

I really would like that movie.

There's nothing on TV.

I think I'm going to watch one of my movies.

Mr. Schwarzenpecker.

Have you ever seen me in a movie?

Yes, sir.

Where's the papers?

Oh, I almost forgot.

I was looking for those papers.

They were in the shoebox.

The shoebox disappeared.

I bet it did.

I used to have a massage table here.

You know those numbers you told me to run?

Yeah.

Well, I ran them for you.

Great. Yes.

That's perfect. That's fantastic.

But I need to go on a trip with you.

Of course I want to take you on a trip. Look at you. You're so gorgeous.

Oh, my God.

You're my favorite secretary.

I'm your personal accountant, honey.

But thank you.

You're so sweet.

You love it?

Oh my God.

I always was wondering, is it a Pushka bra or is it really that big?

You're just going to have to see for yourself. They're huge.

Seth's going to have to see for himself. Oh my God.

What do you think they are?

huh wow is that turning on oh my god oh yes it does

yes indeed i can get in a lot of trouble for what

i did i always wanted to do this wow this is the perfect view

i always wanted to i always was thinking like what

What do you look like under the mid skirt?

You're a dirty little man.

Dirty, dirty little man.

Not yet.

I'm going to tease you a little bit first.

Oh, okay.

Mr. Schwarzenegger?

You feel the breeze?

Yes, sir, I do.

You're going to have to tell me where you're going to take me, though.

I'm going to take you to Europe.

I'm going to take you to my hometown.

I'll take you to... I'll take you to Astia.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

What do you say now?

Sound like home.

Oh, my God.

Well, you've always wanted to stay. It's huge.

Heavy.

Wow. Not that for you.

I can work out like this.

I don't have to go to the gym.

Pumping iron.

Pumping boobs.

I'm in heaven.

Yes, sir.

Oh, God, you're gorgeous.

You know that?

Look at his big tits.

I don't think they got my jacket.

You have some iron for me to come?

I don't want to get my jacket. I'm going to hang it right here.

You know?

Yeah, I get something for you. You do?

Huh? What do you got for me?

Let me get up there.

Yes,

yes, you do.

Yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my.

Yes.

Yes, you do.

You're so sweet.

Fantastic.

You're so gentle.

I'm careful with numbers.

And I'm careful with my client.

I'm going to take off my shirt.

I'm going to be good naked.

Soon.

Do you want a beer?

Do you want me to take mine off?

Yes, please.

Yeah.

Yeah, Alex, go on.

Go on.

I want to watch you, baby.

Yeah, it boosts for me.

You like this?

Yeah.

What about a little me playing with my phone?

You know that the other day you mentioned you do it. You can do yoga.

Can you show me some?

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Maybe on another day.

Maybe on our trip.

Sweetest.

Oh, that's better.

I like the way you're holding my balls while you're sucking my dick.

God, you must have done this before.

Oh, your pussy.

That's going to make me explode.

Like that?

So gorgeous.

That's your pussy juice.

I like

the

way it feels to put this hand full I

love it

I'm not going to lick my...

Long tongue, too

I can't wait to be inside.

Oh, then fuck me.

I

don't

want to get that bagel.

On a European trip, eh? Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Just like that.

Together with your pussy. It's a beautiful picture

You do it with your hand.

I like it.

Shit. Yes, I do. That was wonderful.

Good. Wow.

Now,

Mr. Forsenbecker, you know I'm married, too.

And neither one of our bosses can find out about this.

If Maria found out, she would divorce me.

I would be a dead man.

It's gonna be our secret.

Mr. Schwarzenbecker. Lovely.

What? You have an important phone call.

Important? Yes, sir.

Have her to bring my lunch outside.

I'll be sitting by the pool, okay?

Mr. Schwarzenbecker, not again. Mr.

Schwarzenbecker, please.

Try to understand what I'm saying.

I can't keep covering for you anymore.

You know, I mean, you've got to stop this. You have to.

If Mariah finds out, she'll blame me.

Mariah is fine. Don't worry about my wife.

Everything's going to be... Hello, Mr.

Schwarzenpecker. Somebody has your sandwich for you.

Lovely. You're such a sweetheart.

Thank you.

Thank you. Well, if you treat me good.

I'll treat you good.

Oh, this is just perfect.

Why don't you hang out with me? You want a half of the sandwich? Are you hungry?

I'm okay. You know, I heard about you.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, God.

I heard so much. What did you hear?

I heard some interesting things.

Yeah? Yeah.

I don't know.

Do you want to tell me about them? Come here.

I want to hear everything. Can I sit here on my lap?

You want me to sit on your lap?

Sit on my lap, baby.

I never called you baby.

No, you haven't. Don't tell my wife.

Oh, is that the kind of interesting thing that I heard about you?

Hmm.

You're very muscular.

Yeah, you should have seen my movie. Have you ever seen the movie, uh...

You know which one? Pumping Iron?

Oh, yes. I love that movie.

Pumping Iron? Oh, yeah.

You're so big and masculine.

Oh, it makes me so hot.

Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe you need some pumping.

Yeah.

Maybe I do.

You going to pump me up?

You, baby.

Look at you.

You like this outfit?

I love this outfit. Yeah?

Yeah.

Are you wearing underwear?

Oh, I guess I'm not. I guess you forgot.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I think you were looking at me when I was making your bed.

I think you just want to seduce me, huh?

Right?

Maybe. Maybe I was thinking about you coming to my bed.

That's why you're so bad.

I'm getting wet.

You want a tuck?

Oh, you're so bad.

Oh, look

what you did.

You're so wet.

I know.

You know what makes me better?

What do you think?

I don't know.

I'm the governor.

So good.

You should help me out.

You're so nice.

Yeah.

What?

Aren't you hungry?

I'm not hungry for you at all.

so good.

Oh, it feels so good, Mr. Schwarzenegger.

Oh, Mr.

Schwarzenegger.

Oh, he's a bad, bad boy.

You can eat the sandwich while I'm eating.

Just relax, baby.

Oh, Mr. Schwartz. You'll get relaxed, baby.

that's my cock

I don't think you're very good at everything.

Did you like that?

Oh, I love it.

I love

dancing.

Beautiful.

Oh,

God.

Yes.

I love trying to tell me to help my mom.

I want to get naked.

Let me help you.

You want me to help you? Yes.

Do you like the outfit that I bought? This is gorgeous.

Oh, I did.

I wanted to impress you.

Wow, you're so strong.

You're so flexible.

Yeah.

You like that, huh?

Oh, yeah.

I love that accent.

Oh, talk to me.

Yeah. What do you want to hear?

I want to...

Where's your wife?

Don't worry about my wife.

She's okay.

I love how you say pussy.

Keep the pussy open so I can eat it.

I'll go hide you next to my balls.

You're so cute.

Just like that.

Yeah. Was that good?

Was that pussy good?

Was that me pussy good? Oh,

you're so bad.

You're so bad. Oh, God, I want to come inside and have babies with you.

I used to watch your movies all the time. I used to play with myself.

Is that right?

How do you like that?

Oh, it's a nice compliment.

I've been dreaming about this moment for a while.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God. Touch my balls.

Oh, you like me, don't you?

That's governess cock

What do you want me to do?

Oh, I changed my mind.

Okay. Let me see, baby.

How about this?

Bend over.

Yeah.

Bend over.

Yeah.

Just like that.

You're reading my mind.

You're reading my mind.

My pussy lips.

Oh, say pussy again.

Oh, pussy.

Oh, it makes my pussy wet.

Are you going to pump me up again?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. You cracked me, huh?

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Let me show you something.

Help you out, huh? You like to work out? Yeah.

I love to work out.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God, I'm going to cum, baby.

Yeah? Huh?

Are you going to cum?

Come here, baby.

Give me a kiss.

Huh? Oh, yeah?

Yeah, don't worry you'll be okay

Let me get something to clean this up.

Look at you.

Want to take a shower?

Yeah, I better get clean first.

That's your milkshake.

Let me go be the maid.

I'm going to have my sandwich now.

Yes, sir.

Thank you, sweetie.

Fantastic.

Another beautiful day.

This is Roxanne Hall reporting for deep penetrating news service. We are waiting

for former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to come out of his

meeting. Mr.

Schwarzenegger, Mr.

Schwarzenegger, is it true that you've been having sexual relations with your

housekeeper?

Boring, not again.

She said you tried to pay her thousands of dollars to keep her quiet.

Just a rumor.

And he's pregnant, Mr.

Schwarzenpecker. No more questions, ma 'am. Ask him. We're in a hurry. Is it

true? Is it true? She told me herself. We have a groundbreaking interview with

your housekeeper.

She's quite cute.

I like her.

Mr. Schwarzenpecker, did you try and pay off your housekeeper? Your pregnant

housekeeper, who you impregnated.

But it's not true. Don't believe the people what you hear. Did you fire her

after you got her pregnant? Is it true? Just rumors.

By the way, I can't.

She says you're pregnant. No more questions.

You've been pregnant with her and you tried to pay her.

We have the check signed by you, but she never cashed. I got vasectomy.

You heard him a second time. I like babies, but I don't make babies.

I don't like to make babies.

Mr. Schwarzenegger, come on. We have your signature on the check.

Hey.

You're a very pretty lady.

It was nice meeting you, and it's not true. Don't believe it.

Well, there's our very arrogant former governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

who denies everything.

But as you saw in our previous interview with the housekeeper, we have proof and

words out of our mouth.

This is Roxanne Hall, reporting with Deep Penetrating News Service.

So this is the house.

Sir, are you sure you want to do this?

I mean, she is a reporter.

That is serious trouble.

I mean,

think this one out, please.

Let me tell you something. I like the action.

It's full of excitement.

That's why I came to California.

Let's do it.

Let's just do it.

You look fantastic.

What are you doing here?

Oh, only in California.

Why are you in my home? How did you find me?

It's easy for me. I'm a governor.

I can't find anybody.

This is very inappropriate.

Look at you. You look fantastic.

You will look good in the movies.

In the movies?

Yeah, you want to be in a movie with me? I got a new project.

You do?

Yeah. Well, I mean, this whole news thing is kind of a stepping stone. I

moved to Hollywood to be a star.

You don't want to be a newscaster for all your life, right? No.

No, I don't. Well, I'm going to make you a star.

You are? Why don't you come on in? We'll talk about it. We'll finish the

interview, yeah? Okay.

Let's get with it.

I cannot believe I'm watching the door again.

Well, please come in, sit down.

Yeah, nice place here. Thank you.

So you're doing another movie, are you?

Yeah. You are?

Looks like I'm going to be very busy.

Oh, really?

Acting. So what does one need to do to be able to get a part in this movie of

yours?

Well, you need to know the right people.

I do, huh? I mean, I could say some lines. I could say something from the

for you, if you like.

Okay.

Why don't you say it to my microphone right here?

To your microphone, huh?

Okay. Oh, yeah.

My, that's a big microphone.

I'm doing the interview now, huh?

But I'm going to be in the movie, right?

Oh, definitely.

Okay.

You're going to be in the movies.

I see you like a big star.

Mm -hmm.

In a silver screen.

Oh, you give a good head.

Mm -hmm.

Ah.

Oh, God, this is so therapeutic.

That's what I need.

Oh, God.

I'm going to take this off.

Yeah, take it off, baby.

You're really shiny.

What else do you want me to take out?

Get yourself comfortable.

Wow. So what kind of movie is this that you're doing? Is it like an adventure, a

drama, a romantic comedy?

Adventure, action.

I love action. You like action?

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey.

I don't want to mess up my suit. I got to go back to my office.

Let me take off the shirt, too.

Here, baby.

I'll take off my shirt.

I'm going to pump you.

Have you seen my movie, Pumping Iron?

Yeah.

Look, look. Look at me.

I still got it, huh? Yes, you do. Let me see. Oh, yes.

Yeah.

You're such a sweetheart.

I mean, this new thing is just like a stepping stone for me.

You know, it's not really what I want to do.

Yes,

baby. Yes.

Let me just sit back here. Let me do it. Let me do it, baby.

I like doing this.

You do, huh?

It's like unwrapping a present.

So delicate.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're such an animal, Mr.

Schwarzenpecker. Look at me now.

I'm just going to shove it in your mouth.

Let me check, let me check

You're the best cocksucker I've ever had.

That's a compliment. Thank you, Mr.

Schwarzenpecker.

Because I'm hungry.

I still didn't have mine.

Mr. Schwarzenegger.

I got my face between your cheeks.

Look at me now.

Look at me now.

I can see you being your next leading lady.

So pretty.

Why don't you come on in, Mr. Swills and Packer?

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Right there?

Yeah, look at me, baby. You want me to see you? Yeah, look here. I want you to

look at me while I fuck you. Yeah.

This picker feels great.

Oh, God.

to do squats, huh?

You can lean back a little bit.

Hell yeah.

I need to swat some peg out.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yes. Okay.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, Mr. Swanson, how are you so strong?

your vagina.

Oh, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

I love your vagina.

So you're saying you didn't have a vasectomy?

How's the pussy juice tasting?

Tastes good.

This is for Samantha.

My is so hard.

All over.

Some more of this pussy? Some more of this pussy? How about right

here, baby? Right here?

Right there.

Okay. Yeah.

We're going to go now.

Come on.

Right here. Just lay on here. Right here.

Come on, titties.

Come on. One more time in the pussy. One more time in the pussy. And I come with

intense thickens.

You like that pussy, huh? Yes, I'm freaking ready to come. Yes, yes, yes.

God. Yeah.

Yeah.

Just like that.

No,

Mariah. You cannot believe those rumors.

Of course I'm not fucking the maid.

No, I would never fuck the maid.

You cannot believe everything you hear.

Just rumors.

You know I love you.

You're my baby.

Yeah.

What am I doing now?

Oh, I'm going to interview this new maid.

I mean, new maid.

It's going to be a secretary.

New secretary.

And how are you doing, baby?

Oh, me? Oh.

No, that's not true.

I love you, baby. I would never cheat on you.

Come on.

Oh.

Yeah. So, when are you going to be back?

Don't worry, baby.

No.

You're always in my heart. You're always on my mind. I will never cheat on you.

I promise you.

You got to trust me.

Don't believe what you hear.

I love you, baby.

Okay?

Have a wonderful trip, and I'll see you when you get home.

Love you.

That was my wife.

Yeah. But don't worry about Mariah.

No? Of course I'd fuck the maid.

But... Aw.

It's my... I'm gonna fuck you too, probably.

Yeah? Yeah.

But it's going to be our secret.

Our secret.

So how bad do you want the job?

Well, you know, I watched all of your movies while I was growing up.

Oh, my God. Really?

Yeah.

And, you know, always kind of thought about doing some

stuff. Yeah? Yeah. Would you like to be in a movie, too?

Maybe. Yeah? Yeah.

I'm going to be making movies again. You are?

Yeah. I'll be your number one star.

I'm going to put you in the movie.

Yeah? Yeah.

Well, how can I get into the movie?

Just show me what you can do.

Yeah? Uh -huh.

Well, exactly what do you want me to show you?

Your beautiful eyes.

You have a

nice

touch.

Do you want to show me something?

Feel free to unzip my time.

Oh my god.

Is this what I needed to show you?

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh.

Suck my cock so good.

You like that, Mr. Schwarzenbecker?

I think you get the job, baby.

Oh,

you

got to keep the secret.

Yeah?

Okay.

I'm good at keeping secrets.

Where is your sweet little pussy?

Maybe. Maybe?

Okay. Let me help you out.

Oh,

I smell good.

I received my cigar.

Yeah.

is gentle.

It's beautiful.

Yeah.

I'm gonna smoke it now and savor it.

Yeah. I don't think she'd like that.

What happened to the secret?

If you take a close -up, you don't know what it is.

It looks like sushi.

It looks like sushi?

Do you want to lick it out? It's fancy sushi.

Yeah.

Take it out with your mouth.

Aw,

you cheated.

That's better.

Stay fixie guy on your pussy.

Yeah.

Do you

think

that it would be good if we went in for it? I don't even want to catch it.

Oh, sure.

Yeah. Everybody knows.

Yeah. Well, not everybody knows about me.

No? Yeah. Just you and your maid?

Maybe I should go and have a look.

Yeah?

Do you think she would mind?

She could be jealous.

Yeah? Maybe she can join us someday.

Let me just say hi.

Let me just say hi to a little pussy with my dick.

Really nice room you have here for your maid.

You like it? Yeah, you do take care of everybody in here, don't you?

Are you going to have a bedroom?

I'm going to have my own bedroom?

Yeah. I feel so special.

Nice room.

So show me, baby.

Tease me.

Tease you?

Take it out there.

I don't even have it anywhere else. Do you want everything?

Everything. Everything?

You look wonderful.

He's not going to be jealous of me, is he? Let me see your eyes.

Is he going to be jealous of me?

Hopefully she's not going to show up today.

I think she went shopping.

She did?

Such a dirty boy.

Pussy's talking to me. Yeah?

Yeah. What's it saying?

I want some cud.

I want you inside.

Yeah? Let me kiss you.

job interview ever how

do i put my mask to work

is so good.

Just like that, baby.

Ah.

Oh, God.

Ah.

Ah.

Fuck.

Oh, you're sick so deep here. You're sick and so good.

I'm glad you like it, Mr.

Schwarzenbecker.

How am I doing?

Oh, perfect.

You're so good.

You must have done this before.

It's not my first job interview.

Uh -huh.

Should I get the job or do I still need to do something?

Would you see daddy?

I thought you'd never ask.

I don't know.

I'm sure we don't ask, baby.

Absolutely.

Nobody knows. Okay. Only when she's on a trip.

Then we play, okay?

Can we tell the maid?

You're so kinky.

Not yet, not yet.

Are you good to jab?

I accept.

You make me feel good.

Just like your movie?