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[theme music]

Sam! Clover!

Alex!

Whoo!

We love the fashion world.[Yeah] We are totally spies.

Do you mind secret agents?

Plus we never give into fear.

Sam! Clover!

Alex!

Whoo!

Here we're everyday of the year.

S P I E S. We are totally spies.

10:00.

Lights out.

I see an innocent manbeing released from jail.

Yeah. Yeah.

Lights out.

It's important to keep the skills

in tip top shape for the longawaited day I'm released.

Tsk. Tsk.

Tsk.

Which maybe sooner than you think.

[evil laugh]

[snoring]

Agh!!!

Mumsy!

What are you doing here?

Gerald Lewis, sit up straight!

I made you your favorite breakfast-- tea

and homemad figgy scones.

But I was sound asleep.

You know I always say--

the early spy catches the villain.

It's not that I'm notelated to see you, Mumsy.

But it's 5 AM.

How, pray tell, did you get inside my villa?

I'm finding myselfrather bored in retirement

so I decided to pay my beloved son a visit.

As for how I got inside,I am an ex-spy after all.

Oh, don't worry.

We'll find plenty of ways to keep you busy.

Perhaps a lovely trip to the boardwalk.

They play checkers there every Sunday.

I didn't come all this way to play board games.

I want to return to the exhilarating

world of espionage.

[SURPRISED] You want to become a spy again?

What about your chronic backaches?

Son, always remember thatyou learned everything you know

about spying from yours truly.

Let me worry about my back.

I'll reinstate you on one condition.

You have to go through a retraining program.

There's been a lot ofadvancements since you left.

Jolly good!

When do I get started?

Ooh.

[alarm clock rings]

Rise and shine, girls!

Huh?

Jerry?

[whoosh]

[girls squealing]

[elevator ding]

[girls squealing]

Hm?

[GASP] Mrs. L?

It's nice to see you girls.

It's been a long time.

Too long.

[GIGGLING]

Only-- couldn't thishappy reunion have waited

'til a more respectable hour?

Like after brunch?

I have a very important mission for you ladies.

The three of you are going to train Mumsy

in the rigors of modern day espionage,

starting with the latestin martial arts techniques.

[pow]

[bang]

[crash]

Uh, Jer.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

Yeah, I mean Mrs. L is abit-- oh how do I put this?

Eeeck.

[screams]

Frail?

Not you!

Whoa!

Mrs. L, you're awesome!

[clapping]

So who wants a piece of me next?

NERVOUS GIGGLES

Looks like you girls have this under control.

I'll just leave you to.

Ta ta.

[nervous giggles]

[footsteps]

[evil laugh]

Jerry.

Just the person I was hoping to see.

My!

What a strange piece of jewelryyou are wearing, Dr. Gray.

Meet the behavioral adjusters version 2.0.

Wishing you good mental health.

AGH!!!

How did I get inside the cell?

Why is my body standing outside the cell

when I'm obviously inside?

It's taken me years to perfect by masterpiece.

As we say in psychiatrycircles, therapy takes time.

Dr. Gray, what have you done?

Isn't it obvious, Jerry?

Thanks to the behavior adjuster 2.0,

I switched bodies with you.

Now you're me.

And I'm you.

You'll never get away with this Dr. Gray.

Guards!

Guards!

The name's Jerry now.

Good luck trying to convince anyone to help

you looking like, well, me.

Guards, I require immediate assistance.

[scanner noise]

Impressive.

That ray should do the trick nicely.

It will amplify the body switching signal

from my pendant, making it powerful enough

to reach the entire globe.

Of course, I'll need a few test subjects first.

And I'd better grab a few gadgets.

Just in case, as the real Jerrywould say, things go awry.

Now go easy on me go, girls.

Remember I'm an old lady!

Girls, a little help here.

You're super quick learner, Mrs. L.

Honestly, I don't think there's

anything more we can teach youthat you don't already know.

Not if we still want to beable to want to walk tomorrow.

I find cold compresses areexcellent for a sore back.

What's that?

Oh that's just Sammy's Compowder.

Maybe there is something we can teach you.

Gadget 101.

We've got the padded shoulder portable para

sail, the panic button band-aids,

and jet pack backpacks.

Oh the base changer phaser.

Haven't seen this baby in a while.

[laser]

Whoopsie.

Imagine the things Icould have done in my day

with these gadgets.

Girls, we have aserious situation brewing.

A passenger jet with 365 people aboard

has lost control over LA.- Oh no!

Better call Jer.

[evil laugh]

Wishing you good mental health.

Jerry, is that you?

Well, duh.

Who else would I be?

No need to get all huffy.

Jeez.

A passenger jet is in major trouble over LA.

What should we do?

Right.

Well, let me ask you a question.

What do you think you should do?

We should help.

It's an emergency.

See Duh.

And why are you answeringquestions with more questions?

All I can say is that you must follow

your collective conscience.

Sorry, but this question is now up.

[GASP]

That was way bizarre.

Looks like someone needs arefresher course on manners.

It will have to wait.

We have a plane full of passengers to save.

[zapping sound]

[music playing]

[zapping sound]

[LAUGHTER]

Whoa.

Mrs. L is good.

It took me three years to learn how to do that.

No offense, Alex.

But that's becauseyou're a terrible driver.

Look out!

C'mon.

It's locked from the inside,Got any of those handy dandy

gadgets handy?

Phase changer phaser.

Do your thing.

[people screaming]

Please return to your seat immediately.

As you girls would say, this is way weird.

You can say that again.

I'm having a major case of deja vu

I can't quite figure out why.

Is that the pilot?

[crying like a baby]

Please tell me someoneknows how to fly this plane.

Obviously I can't do in this condition.

I haven't landed a plane in 20 years.

I'm sure it's like riding a bike.

Clover, you're my copilot.

This is gonna be one bumpy landing

on the streets of Van Hells.

Think you ladies can aim for Santa Monica?

We can try.

Why?

I think Sammy's just figure out a way to make

our landing a little more--

padded.

Everyone, hang on.

[screaming]

[crash]

Awesome landing, Sammy.

No time to celebrate.

We need to report to Jerry.

Panic button band-aids, don't fail us now.

You four don't have an appointment.

You need to go.

Nice to see you too, Jer.

Do you have any idea whatwe've just been through, son?

The pilot was a toddler.

I know it sounds crazy, but it's totally true.

It worked even better than I thought.

Jer, rewind.

Are you saying you wanted this to happen?

Oh no. No.

What I meant to say was-- myplan to send you in worked.

You saved those passengers.

Well done.

Now if you'll excuse me, Ihave other patients to see.

[beep]

Huh?

[beeps]

- Have you lost your mind?- Oh.

[beeping]

[screaming]

My plan is working like a charm.

A body switching charm.

The first test on thatpain was a rousing success.

Now to turn the ray on LA.

I was a good sport until just now.

Jer is a total menace.

I'm not so sure that was Jerry, Clover.

He didn't even recognize me.

[rays zapping]

[GASP]

[zapping]

WOO HOO!

[zapping]

YEE HAW

WOO HOO

[zapping]

[blinking]

[running footsteps]

Jaywalking is illegal.

[people screaming]

I know why I was havingme major deja vu earlier.

This is just like that case we had a few years ago.

The evil Dr. Gray! - Who?

A body switching baddy!

That would totallyexplain Jer's odd behavior!

Alex and I will head to the containment facility

to check on Dr. Gray.

While Clover and I find out ifmy Gerald is really my Gerald.

Looks like we were wrong.

Dr. Gray can't possibly be the culprit.

Wha?

Girls.

Lovely to see you.

Would you mind releasing me post haste?

It's me, girls.

Jerry.

Jerry?

But how can we be sure?

Who else would know about that time,

Alex, when you were so scaredof the dark after fending

off the dream villain that youhad to borrow my nightlight.

You positively swore me to secrecy.

Fat lot of good that did.

Or that time, Sam, when youhad that secret crush on that

you villain who used hissinging voice to control minds,

including yours.

You couldn't even remember your own name.

Ah. [GIGGLING] Thekeyword being secret, Jer.

We'll have you out of here in a jiff, Jer--

If you promise those storiesnever leave the cell.

You have my word.

What?

[zap]

I know we need disguises.

But couldn't you come up with something

a little less pre-war gabardine?

Shh.

Luckily, we won't be here for long.

Tea and figgy scones, sir?

Eww.

No.

Remove those awful littlebiscuits from my sight at once.

- Fraud - Huh?

My Jerry would never turndown tea and figgy scones.

Or say Eww.

Dr. Gray, I presume?

Ugh.

[slamming noise]

Hey!

Why are you doing this, Jerry?

I mean, Dr. Gray.

As a psychiatrist, I've grown so

weary of listening to patients whine

about their terrible lives.

In prison it's even worse.

Thanks to this little device, everyone

will get a chance to walk amile in another person's shoes.

Then maybe I'll get somepeace and quiet for once.

[EVIL LAUGH]

You'll never get away with it.

Who's going to stop me?

You?

Or you?

If you can even tell eachother apart after this,

which I seriously doubt.

[zapping noise]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have

a very important appointmentto keep with the entire world.

[EVIL LAUGH] To the roof!

Hey.

My arthritis is gone.

Ahhh!

I went from way young andhot to way old and not.

Hey.

That's my old body you're talking about.

Sorry.

It's just crazy weird being insomeone else's skin, you know?

Uh.

Tell me about it.

Worst part is we're plum out of gadgets.

Luckily I happen to know my way around.

Wait.

Who are you?

Why I'm Jerry, of course.

Son!

It's good to see you.

Give Mumsy a hug?

Whoa.

Which one of you is my real Mumsy?

Yeah.

You're one to talk, Jer.

Can you, like, save the surprised faces

until after I get my body back?

I think that clears it up.

Hurry.

To the roof.

Right behind you, Clover.

- That's Mrs. L. - Oh.

Right.

[running footsteps]

[screwing noise]

Watch out, world, because her it comes.

Wishing you all good mental health.

Not so fast, Dr. Gray.

Panic button band-aid, whoop this traitor away.

Whoopsie.

Ugh.

I am coming.

Not so fast, girls.

I too have gadgets.

Ugh.

Look out.

He's got stun tan lotion.

Hmm mm.

[spray]

[freezing noise]

[EVIL LAUGH]

Oof.

Ugh.

How do you see a thing throughthis unruly mock, Clover?

You should reallyconsider a hair cut, dear.

Don't touch the coif.

It's taken me to perfect my look.

Ladies, please, enough bickering already.

[EVIL LAUGH]

[zapping]

[monkey noises]

[zapping]

[elephant noises]

[zapping]

[seal noises]

[EVIL LAUGH]

[muffled words]

I think what Sammy istrying to say is, the world is

in deep body switching trouble.

Dr. Gray, you're coming with me.

Carl, I'm not Dr. Gray.

I'm Jerry, head of Whoop.

Who are you going to listen to, Carl?

Arrest Dr. Gray at once.

And while you're at it, arrest these spies.

I'm charging them all with disobeying orders.

Instead of arresting us, how about you and I

grab a milkshake after work?

Sorry.

But I normally dig girls closer to my own age.

[theme music]

Oh my.

Perhaps you two troublemakerscould benefit from a little

of my body switching therapy.

[zapping]

Major ouchie.

Careful.

I have a slipped disk.

Oh.

Now I'm going to be in rehab for months.

See?

My plan is working already.

Perhaps my experiment will give young people

more respect for their elders.

It hasn't worked in your case Dr. Gray.

Time to put an end to this little experiment.

[karate scream]

Sorry Carl.

That's all you've got?

One measly gadget.

You do my body such a disservice.

[fighting noises]

HI-YA!

[grunting]

You'll never win, Jerry.

I wouldn't be so sure, Dr. Gray.

After all who knows myweakness is better than me?

[groaning]

[ice shattering]

Way to defeat yourself, Jer.

[zap]

[GASP] Whoa.

[zap]

Yeah!

[zapping]

Nooo.

My beautiful world harmonizing plan.

Gone!

Hey, if Dr. Gray is Dr. Gray again.

Does that mean everyone is back to normal?

Totes.

And it feels so good to be me.

[GROANS] Son, come help your mother up.

Coming, Mumsy.

Great work, Mrs. L.

Oooh.

Watch the back, girls.

[laughter]

I think I speak for all of us when

I say, we are super stokedto have you on our spy team,

Mrs. L.

Uh oh.

What's wrong?

The last 24 hours have shown me

that I'm done once and forall with the exhilarating

world of espionage.

Oh. [crack]

Well my back is at least.

Yeah sorry about that.

And we're sorry to see you go.

You're one seriously awesome spy chick.

I'll miss you too, girls.

Thanks to my time in Clover's body,

I've realized that I'm still young at heart.

I'm going to go back to allthe exciting places I've been.

But this time was a tourist.

No spying required.

Will you send us e-cards fromall the fab places you visit?

What's an e-card?

How about a good old fashioned postcard?

You've got it.

Bye!

Perfect posture is hard work.

MRS. L: Gerald Lewis, sit up straight.

[laughter]

[theme music playing]

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