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All right, Jim, your
quarterlies look very good.
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How are things going
at the library?
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Oh, I told you.
I couldn't close it, so...
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So you've come
to the master for guidance?
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Is this
what you're saying, grasshopper?
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Uh, actually,
you called me in here.
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But, yeah.
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All right, well, let me
show you how it's done.
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Yes, I'd like to speak to
your office manager, please.
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Yes, hello.
This is Michael Scott.
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I am the regional manager
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of dunder Mifflin
paper products.
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Just wanted to talk to you
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manager a manager.
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All right, done deal!
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Thank you very much, sir!
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You're gentleman and a scholar.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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My mistake.
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That was a woman
I was talking to.
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So... she had a very low voice.
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Probably a smoker.
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So...
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So that's the way it's done.
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I've, uh, I've been at
dunder Mifflin for 12 years.
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The last four
as regional manager.
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Uh, if you wanna
come through here.
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See, we have the entire floor.
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So this is my kingdom,
far as the eye can see.
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Ah, this is
our receptionist, Pam.
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Pam! Pam, Pam!
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Pam beasley.
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Uh, Pam has been with us,
um, for... forever.
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Right, Pam?
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Well, I don't know.
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If you think she's cute now,
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you should have seen her
a couple of years ago.
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What?
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Uh, any messages?
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Um... yeah. Just a fax.
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Pam, this is from corporate.
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How many times have
I told you... I know...
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That there's
a special filing cabinet
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for things from corporate?
You haven't told me...
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It's called
the wastepaper basket!
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Look at that!
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Oh, look at that face.
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People say I am the best boss.
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They go,
"god, we've never worked
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"in a place like this before.
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"You're hilarious.
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"And you get the best
out of us."
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I think that
pretty much sums it up.
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I found it at Spencer gifts.
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Shall I play for you
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pa rum pa pum pum
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I have no gifts for you
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pa rum pa pum pum
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My job is to speak to clients,
um, on the phone,
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about, uh, quantities
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and, uh, type of copier paper.
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You know, whether
we can supply it to them,
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whether they can, uh,
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pay for it.
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And, um...
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I'm... I'm boring myself
just talking about this.
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Wassuup?
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Wassuup?
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I still love that
after seven years.
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Vvhasuup?
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Vvhasuup?
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Whasuup?
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Vvhassup?
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Oh, wow.
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What?
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Nothin'.
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Okay, all right.
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See you later.
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All right.
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Take care.
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Back to work!
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Woman: Just try to
reach him sometime today.
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Um, I don't know, just before
lunch. That would be great.
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Michael: Corporate really
doesn't interfere with me at all.
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Uh, jan Levinson-gould...
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Jan! Hello!
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I call her
Hillary rodham Clinton.
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Right? Not to her face,
because, uh_.
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Well, not because
I'm scared of her.
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Because I'm not.
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But, um, yeah.
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All right, was there anything
you wanted to add to the agenda?
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Mmm... me no get an agenda.
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I'm sor... what? I'm sorry?
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I didn't get any agenda.
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Well, I faxed one over
to you this morning.
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Really? 'Cause it didn't,
uh, I didn't...
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Did we get a fax this morning?
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Uh, yeah, the one...
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Then why... why
isn't it in my hand?
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Because a company runs on
efficiency of communication.
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Right? Just...
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Um, so what's the problem, Pam?
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Why didn't, uh...
Why didn't I get it?
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You put it in the garbage can
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that was a special
filing cabinet.
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Yeah! Uh, that was a joke.
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That was a joke that, uh,
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was actually my brother's.
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And it was...
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It was supposed
to be with bills,
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and it doesn't work
great with faxes.
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Do you wanna lookatnflne? Yeah.
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Yeah, I would. Thank you.
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Okay, since the last meeting,
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Alan and the board have decided
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that we can'tjustify a Scranton
branch and a Stanford branch.
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Oh, okay.
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No, Michael, don't panic...
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No, no, no, no. This is good.
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This is good. This
is fine, excehent
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Michael, listen,
okay, don't panic.
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Although alarm bells are
kinda going ringy, dingy, dingy!
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We haven't made
any decisions yet.
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I've spoken to Josh
in Stanford. Okay.
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I've told him the same as you,
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and it's up to either
you or him to convince me
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that your branch
can incorporate the other.
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Michael: Okay, no problem.
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This does, however, mean that
there's going to be downsizing.
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Me no wanna hear that, jan.
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Because downsizing is a bitch.
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It is a real bitch.
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And iwouldn't wish that
on Josh's men.
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I certainly wouldn't
wish it on my men.
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Or women,
present company excluded.
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Sorry, uh...
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Is Josh concerned
about downsizing, himself?
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Not downsizing himself,
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but is he concerned
about downsizing?
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Question: How long
do we have to act...
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Oh, Todd packer. Terrific rep.
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Do you mind if I take
it? Go right ahead.
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Packman.
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Todd: Hey, you big queen!
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Oh, that's not appropriate.
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Hey, is old godzillary
coming in today?
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Um, I don't know. I don't
know what you mean.
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Look, I've been meaning
to ask her one question.
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Does the carpet
match the drapes?
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Oh, my god!
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Ohh!
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That's horrifying.
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And horrible.
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Horrible person.
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So do you think we could
keep a lid on this for now?
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I don't wanna worry
people unnecessarily.
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No, absolutely.
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Under this regime,
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it will not leave this office.
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Just like that.
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So what
does downsizing actually mean?
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Well...
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You guys
gotta update your resumes,
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just like I'm doing.
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I bet it's gonna be me.
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It's probably gonna be me.
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Yeah, it'll be you.
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I have an important
question for you.
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Yes?
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Um, are you going to Angela's
cat party on Sunday?
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Yeah. Stop.
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That is ridiculous.
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Michael: Am I gonna tell
them? No, I'm not going to tell them.
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I don't see the point of that.
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As a doctor, you would not
tell a patient if they had cancer.
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Hey! Pam: This is Mr. Scott.
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Guilty! Guilty as charged.
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Ryan Howard
from the temp agency.
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Uh-huh.
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Daniqua sent me down
to start today.
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Howard, like moe Howard,
three stooges.
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Watch this, this is moe.
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Nyuck! Nyuck! Nyuck!
Nyuck! Nyuck!
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Meeeeh!
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Ah, right here. Three stooges.
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High five! Oh, Pam.
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It's a guy thing, Pam.
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I'm sort of a student of comedy.
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Watch this. Here you go.
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I'm Hitler!
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Adolf Hitler...
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I don't think
it would be the worst thing
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if they let me go.
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Because then I might...
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I just, I don't think
it's many little girls' dream
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to be a receptionist.
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Um, I like to do illustrations.
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Um, mostly watercolor.
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A few oil pencil. Um...
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Jim thinks they're good.
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Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
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Sure. Uh, Mr. Davis,
let me call you right back.
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Yeah, something just came up.
Two minutes.
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Thank you very much.
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Dwight, what are you doing?
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What? What are you doing?
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Just clearing my desk.
I can't concentrate.
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It's not on your desk.
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It's overlapping. It's all
spilling over the edge.
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One word, two syllables.
Demarcation.
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You can't do that. Why not?
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Safety violation.
I could fall and Pierce
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an organ.
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We'll see.
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See, this is why the whole
downsizing thing
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just doesn't bother me.
Downsizing?
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Downsizing?
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Yeah, I have
no problem with that.
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I have been recommending
downsizing since I first got here.
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I even brought it up
in my interview.
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I say bring it on.
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Pam: You just still have
these messages from yesterday.
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Relax, everything's
under control.
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
There we go, yeah.
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Oh, that's important. Right.
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Oh, this is so important
I should run to answer it.
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Sha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
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Sha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
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Sha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
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Sha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
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Sha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
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Sha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
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Sha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
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What?
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Come on!
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Six million dollar man!
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Steve Austin!
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Actually, that would be
a good salary for me,
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don't you think? $6 million?
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Memo to jan. I deserve a raise.
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Don't we all?
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I'm sorry?
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It's nothing.
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If you're unhappy
with your compensation,
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maybe you should
take it up with hr.
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Okay? Not today, okay?
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Pam, just be professional.
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Michael: I think
I'm a role model here.
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I think I garner
people's respect.
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Attention all dunder Mifflin
employees, please.
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We have a meeting in
the conference room asap.
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People I respect,
heroes of mine, would be...
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Bob hope.
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Um... Abraham Lincoln.
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Definitely.
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Bono.
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Uh, and probably god
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would be the fourth one.
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And I just think
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all those people
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really helped the world
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in so many ways
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that it's, um...
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It's really beyond words.
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It's really incalcalacable.
268
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Now, I know there are
some rumors out there,
269
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andljusthnda
anna set the
record straight... uh, uh, uh_.
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I'm assistant regional
manager. I should know first.
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Assistant
to the regional manager.
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Okay, um, can you
just tell me, please?
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Just tell me quietly.
Whisper it in my ear.
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I'm just about to tell everyone.
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Man: Can't you just tell us...
Please!
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Okay?
Do you want me to tell them?
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You don't know what it is.
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Okay, you tell them.
With my permission.
279
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I don't need... permission
granted. Go ahead.
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Corporate has
deemed it appropriate
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to enforce an ultimatum upon me.
282
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And, uh, jan is thinking
about downsizing
283
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either the Stanford branch
or this branch.
284
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I heard they might be
closing this branch down.
285
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That's just...
286
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That's just the rumor
going around.
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This is my first day,
I don't really know.
288
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Yeah, but, Michael,
what if they downsize here?
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Michael: Not gonna happen.
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Stanley: It could be
out of your hands, Michael.
291
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It won't be out of my hands,
Stanley, okay?
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I promise you that.
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Oh, can you promise that?
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On his mother's grave.
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Well...
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Vveh, yeah, hsapmmse
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and, frankly,
I'm a little bit insulted
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that you have to keep
asking about it.
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Stanley: It's just
that we need to know.
300
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I... I know. Hold on a second.
301
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:51,956
I think Pam wanted
to say something.
302
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,190
Pam, you, uh,
303
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had a look that you wanted
to ask a question just now.
304
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,739
I was in the meeting with jan,
305
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:05,618
and she did say that it could
be this branch that gets the axe.
306
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Stanley:
Are you sure about that?
307
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,705
Look, Pam...
308
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,123
Uh, maybe you should stick
309
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to the ongoing confidentiality
agreement of meetings.
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Pam, information is power.
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So you can't say for sure whether
it's gonna be us or them, can you?
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00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,259
No, no, no, no. Stanley, no.
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You did not see me
in there with her.
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00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,597
I said, "if, uh, if corporate
315
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"wants to come in here
and interfere,
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"then they're gonna
have to go through me.
317
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,688
"Right? You know, you can go
mess with Josh's people.
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"But I'm the head
of this family,
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"and you ain't gonna be
messin' with my chillun'."
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00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,493
If! Left, what would I do with
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00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:51,414
all this useless
information in my head?
322
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:55,293
You know? Tonnage price of
Manila folders?
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00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,379
Um, Pam's favorite
flavor of yogurt,
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which is mixed Berry.
325
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,585
Pam: Jim said "mixed berries"?
326
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,433
Oh, well, yeah, he's on to me.
327
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,685
Um...
328
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,896
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch out for this guy.
329
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,606
Dwight schrute in the building.
330
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,750
This is Ryan, the new temp.
331
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:18,894
What's up? Nice to meet you.
332
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,234
Introduce yourself. Be polite.
333
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,361
Uh, Dwight schrute,
334
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:22,653
assistant regional manager.
335
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,697
Assistant
to the regional manager.
336
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,575
So, uh, Dwight,
tell him about the kung fu
337
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,118
and the car and everything.
338
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:32,246
Uh, yeah, I got a '782802.
339
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,766
I bought it for $1200,
fixed it up.
340
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:34,850
It's now worth three grand.
341
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,917
That is his profit.
342
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,585
Yeah, uh, new engine,
suspension.
343
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,128
I got a respray.
I got some photos.
344
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,631
Oh! Damn it!
345
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,341
Okay. Damnflll.
346
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,426
Hold on, hold on.
Judge is in session.
347
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,844
What is the problem here?
348
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,721
He put my stuff in jell-o again!
349
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,202
Dwight: That's real
professional. Thanks.
350
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,787
This is the third time,
and it wasn't funny
351
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:55,871
the first two times either, Jim!
352
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:56,896
It's okay here.
353
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,357
Uh, but people sometimes
take advantage
354
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,733
because it's so relaxed.
355
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,362
I'm a volunteer sheriff's
deputy on the weekends.
356
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,198
And you cannot
screw around there.
357
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,492
It's sort of one of the rules.
358
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,387
Michael:
What is that? That's my stapler.
359
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,704
No, no, no! Do not take it out.
360
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,057
You have to eat it out of there,
361
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,921
because there are
starving people in the world,
362
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,000
and, which I hate,
363
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,877
and it it is a waste
of that kind of food.
364
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,313
Okay. You know what?
You can be a witness.
365
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,537
Can you reprimand him, please?
366
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,633
How do you know it was me?
367
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:26,717
Dwight: It's always you.
368
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,070
Are you gonna
discipline him or not?
369
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,929
Ooh, discipline, kinky!
370
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,307
All right, here's
the deal, you guys.
371
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,471
Thing about a practical joke
is that you have to know
372
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,104
when to start as well as
when to stop. Dwight: Yeah.
373
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:41,441
And, yeah, Jim, now is the time
374
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:45,027
to stop putting Dwight's
personal effects into jell-o.
375
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,156
Okay.
376
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,991
Dwight, I'm sorry, because
377
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,493
I have always been
your biggest flan.
378
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:55,788
Nice!
379
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,040
That's the way
it is around here.
380
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,726
It just kind of goes
round and round and round.
381
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,836
You, uh, you should have
put him in "custardy."
382
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,546
Oh, hey! Yes!
383
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,299
New guy! And he scores.
384
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,467
Okay, that's great.
385
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,427
I guess what I'm
most concerned with
386
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,804
is damage to company property.
387
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,514
That's all.
388
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,811
Pudding.
389
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,521
Putting.
390
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,106
I'm trying to think
391
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,858
what other dessert to do.
392
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,738
Do you like going out at the
end of the week for a drink?
393
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,906
Yeah.
394
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,782
Well, that's why
we're all going out.
395
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,302
So that we can have
an end-of-the-week drink.
396
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,368
So when are we going out?
397
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:35,828
I don't know.
Tonight, hopefully.
398
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,079
Okay, yeah.
399
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,917
Hey, man.
400
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,126
What's going on?
401
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,336
Hey. Hi, baby.
402
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,171
Uh, Roy is my fiance.
403
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,089
We've been engaged about, um...
404
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,217
About three years.
405
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:52,345
And, uh, we were supposed
to get married in September,
406
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,931
but I think we're gonna
get married in the spring.
407
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,727
Do you mind if I go out
for a drink with these guys?
408
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,437
Uh, no, no, come on.
409
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,439
Let's get out of here, gohome.
410
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,899
Okay, um, I'm gonna be
411
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,317
a few minutes, though.
412
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,194
It's only 20 past 5:00.
413
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,820
I still have to do my faxes.
414
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,827
You know what? You
should come with us.
415
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,430
Because, you know,
we're all going out,
416
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,248
and it could be a
good chance for you to
417
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,975
see what people are like
outside of the office.
418
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,584
You know, I think
it could be fun.
419
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:24,794
No, it sounds good.
420
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,962
Oh, no.
421
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,255
Seriously, we gotta get going.
422
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,589
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
423
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:41,435
Um... what's in the, uh...
What's in the bag?
424
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,540
Just tell her
I'll talk to her later.
425
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,041
No, definitely.
All right, dude, awesome.
426
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,191
Will do.
427
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,323
Do I think I'll be invited
to the wedding?
428
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,376
So, uh, have you
felt a vibe yet?
429
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,253
We work hard, we play hard.
430
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,398
Sometimes we play hard
when we should be working hard.
431
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,506
Right?
432
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,759
Um, I guess the atmosphere
that I've created here
433
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,012
is that I'm a friend first
434
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,680
and a boss second.
435
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,515
Probably, uh...
436
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,683
Entertainer third.
437
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,602
Just a second! Right?
438
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,563
Oh, hey, do you, uh...
439
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,065
Do you like
the Jamie Kennedy experiment?
440
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,026
Yeah. Yeah. Punk'd
and all that kind of stuff?
441
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,361
Okay, um, you are
gonna be my accomplice.
442
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,738
Just go along with it, okay?
443
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,156
All right. Just follow my lead.
444
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,158
Don't pimp me, all right?
Come in!
445
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,494
So, uh, corporatejust said that
I don't want to... you got a fax.
446
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,662
Oh, thank you, Pam.
447
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,914
Pam, can you come in here
for a sec?
448
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,416
Just have a seat.
449
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,751
I was gonna call you in anyway.
450
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,045
Um, you know Ryan.
451
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:53,549
Um, as you know, there's
going to be downsizing.
452
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:57,887
And you have made
my life so much easier
453
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:02,224
in that I am going to
have to let you go first.
454
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,602
What? Why?
455
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,896
Why? Well, theft.
456
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,230
And stealing.
457
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,357
Stealing?
458
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,483
Mmm-hmm.
459
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,735
Um, what am I supposed
to have stolen?
460
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,904
Post-it notes.
461
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,031
Post-it notes? Yeah.
462
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,866
What are those worth,
like, 50 cents?
463
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,952
50 cents, yeah. You steal 1,000
post-it notes at 50 cents apiece,
464
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:25,498
and, you know, you've
made a profit margin.
465
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,875
You know, gonna run us
out of business, Pam.
466
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,543
Are you serious?
467
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,089
Yeah, I, um...
468
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,257
Oh, my... I can't believe this.
469
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,427
I mean, I've never even
stolen as much as a paper clip,
470
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,471
and now you're firing me.
471
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,265
And the best thing about it
is that, uh,
472
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,935
we're not gonna have
to give you any severance pay.
473
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:51,065
Because that is
gross misconduct, and, uh...
474
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,817
So just clean out your desk.
475
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,402
I'm sorry.
476
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,963
You've been "xed," punk!
477
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,673
Surprise! It's a joke!
478
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,049
We were joking around!
479
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,259
See?
480
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,969
Okay, he was in on it.
481
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,178
He was my accomplice.
482
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:24,640
And it was just kind of
a morale booster thing.
483
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,977
And we were showing the
new guy around, kind of...
484
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,062
Kind of giving him
the feel of the place.
485
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,481
So you sh...
486
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,567
God, you were...
We totally got you...
487
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,735
You're a jerk!
488
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,863
I don't know about that.
489
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,715
What is the most important
thing for a company?
490
00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:01,761
Is it the cash flow?
Is it the inventory?
491
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,220
Nuh-uh.
492
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,015
It's the people.
493
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,142
The people.
494
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,186
My proudest moment here
495
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,105
was not when
I increased profits by 17%.
496
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,733
Or when I cut expenses
497
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,276
without losing
a single employee.
498
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,986
No, no, no, no, no.
499
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,905
It was a young Guatemalan guy.
500
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,950
Firstjob in the country,
barely spoke English.
501
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,328
Came to me and said,
502
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,705
"Mr. Scott,
503
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:33,417
"would you be the godfather
of my child?"
504
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,755
Wow. Wow.
505
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,382
Wow.
506
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,262
Didn't work out in the end.
507
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,806
We had to let him go. He sucked.
508
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,104
Hey.
509
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,773
Hey.
510
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:56,941
Good. How are you?
511
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,943
I thought you were
going out for a drink with...
512
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,778
Oh, no, no.
513
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,405
Just going to, uh...
514
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,824
How's your headache?
515
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,534
It's better. Thanks. Good.
516
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:07,952
Good, that's great.
517
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,495
Is, uh_ yeah?
518
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,539
Um, are you, uh...
519
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,582
Am I walking out?
520
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,875
Yes.
521
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,377
Yes. Do you wanna?
522
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,379
Yeah. Great.
523
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,130
Let me just...
524
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:21,715
Yeah. Oh, Roy
525
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:23,133
listen, have a nice weekend.
526
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,636
Yeah, definitely. You, too.
527
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,346
Enjoy it.
528
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,068
Uh... you know, just come here.
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