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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Alarm beeps ]
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[ Glucose meter chirps ]
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[ Clicks ]
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Dad...
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Dad, I love you.
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I love you so much, Dad.
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What is it, Scott?
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90, Mom.
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Okay. Great.
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Dad.
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I love you.
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What?
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I love you
so much, Dad.
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Please,
can we get Disney+?
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God damn it.
Not this shit again!
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No. We don't need
Disney fucking +, Scott!
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We've got cable,
and that's enough.
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All this talk about
Disney+ and CBS Max
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and shit on a fucking
extreme prime.
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Where's it gonna end?!
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Straight to fucking hell,
that's where.
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I'm going to work.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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[ Glucose meter chirps ]
[ Clicks ]
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Shit!
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Asshole.
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[ Indistinct conversations,
shouting ]
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[ School bell rings ]
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[ Indistinct conversations
continue ]
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Mkay, kids.
If we can all be quiet, please.
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Today is a very special day
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because we have a new student
who has just moved to town
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and will be starting
her scholastic adventures
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here in South Park.
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I know you are all
going to be very kind
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and make her feel at home.
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Pfffft. Yeah.
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Please say hi
to Sophie Gray.
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Hey, guys.
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Um...well,
I moved here from Arizona.
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I really like soccer,
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and I love
"The Mandalorian."
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And, um...
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I guess one thing about about me
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that might be kind of different
is that...
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I have diabetes.
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Say what?!
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I have a thing
called diabetes.
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It's a condition that
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affects the way my body
processes sugar.
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♪ Will you marry me?♪[ Echoing ] It just means
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I have to check my blood sugar
once in a while,
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and sometimes I have...[ Sounds fades ]
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♪ I swear that I will mean it♪
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♪ I say, will you marry me?♪
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[ Sound returns ]...part of who I am.
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Oh! And I also have a pony.
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♪ Singing...♪
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Holy shit, you guys!
What am I gonna do?!
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About what?
About Sophie Gray!
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She's my boo!
I love her!
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What am I supposed
to say to her?
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Scott, you can't be
with Sophie Gray.
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She has diabetes.
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I know!
That's why she's perfect!
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No, Scott,
If you and Sophie have a baby,
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it'll have
super diabetes.
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I'm not sure,
but I'm pretty sure
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that causes a crater
on the Earth.
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That girl
ispretty fly.
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As soon as she said
she watches "Mandalorian,"
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it gave me
a little boner.
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If you wanna be
with the new girl,
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you're gonna have
some stiff competition.
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Get it? S-Stiff...
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c-c-c-c...
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competition.
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But she has
diabetes!
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You guys always rip on me
for having diabetes!
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[ As Scott Malkinson ]
You guys always rip on
me for having diabetes.
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I'm Scott Malkinson.[ Laughter ]
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Oh, no!
Not this time!
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You assholes aren't ruining
Scott Malkinson's life again!
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I'm taking control,
you understand?
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I'm taking control,
you understand.
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I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes.[ Laughter ]
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[ Thomas Dolby's "She Blinded
Me with Science" plays ]
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[ Sighs ]♪ I can smell the chemicals ♪
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Man: Hey, Clark.
Clark, you there?
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[ Radio clicks, music stops ]This is Clark. Go ahead.
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Yeah, hey. I think
we actually have a job.
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The Stotches need their
cable box looked at.
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Alright. I'm on it!
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Now, listen, Clark.
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Part of why
we're losing customers
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is because people say
our service is slow.
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Don't worry.
I'll be there as fast as I can!
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[ Engine starts ]
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[ Tires squeal ]
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[ Tires screech ]
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♪♪
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[ Tires screech ]
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♪♪
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Man: Welcome to McDonald's.
Can I take your order?
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Number 3 Value Meal.
No pickle.
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♪♪
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[ Tires screech ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Pins clatter ]
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♪♪
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Oh. Well, finally.
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The cable company
gave us a window
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of noon to 5:00
for you to show up.
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It's 5:15.
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Only 15 minutes late.
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This is why
we should quit cable
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and just go to
streaming services.
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Oh! You want quantity
over quality?!
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Streaming services
are destroying our town!
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People don't watch and bond
over the same shows anymore.
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Everyone watches
something different.
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'Cause you got assholes
in Hollywood
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making little niche programs
for everybody.
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That's what you want?!
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Yeah, I think I do.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Goth Kid: Uh, hi.
You're the new girl, right?
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Just wanted to say,
you know...
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welcome to the school.
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Oh, thanks!
That's really nice of you.
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I was wondering if,
maybe sometime,
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well, I could show you around,
if you need it.
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Wow! That'd be great.
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A couple of the other guys
offered, too.
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Yeah.
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A lot of the guys here
are posers, though.
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You gotta be careful.That's funny.
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Another one of the guys
said that.
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He was the tall kid
that kind of dresses like you?
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Oh, yeah.
He's a total poser.
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God damn it.
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Fucking assholes.
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[ Clicks ]
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[ Beeping ]
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Yeah, and so my dad actually
still lives in Scottsdale.
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Scottsdale.
I love it there.
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Hey, Sophie.
How's it going?
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Aah!
Watch it, dork.
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I have something really
important to tell you, Sophie.
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It can't wait.
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Oh, okay.
I'll see you around, huh?
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Yeah.
Sure thing.
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So, um...
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You have diabetes,
right?
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Yeah.
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[ Sighs ]
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I...
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have diabetes.
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Oh.
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So...
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what do you
wanna do now?
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[ Indistinct shouting,
laughter ]
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So...
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What's your favorite food
that you can't eat?
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Mine's waffles.
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Um...I haven't
really thought about it.
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Oh...
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Do you watch
"The Mandalorian" on Disney+?
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Oh, uh, yeah.
Of course.
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I love "The Mandalorian!"Right?
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It's the best Star Wars thing
since "Empire."
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Makes all the new movies
look like dog shit.
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Yeah.
Like stupid dog shit.
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Hey!
You're the new girl, right?
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She's busy!!
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Hey, are you gonna
watch the new episode on Friday?
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We could watch it together
if you want.
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Oh, my God.
I would love that.
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Okay. I'll come over right
when it starts streaming!
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Oh!
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Well...
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The thing is --
I mean --
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Timmy!
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She's busy,
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and she's watching "Mandalorian"
at my house!
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Timmy...
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[ Indistinct talking on TV ]
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Look at that.
Look!
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240 channels
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of anything
we want to watch.
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No accounts.
No fucking passwords.
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Just pure, simple,
basic cable.
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[ Door opens ]
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Ma! Dad!
Guess what!
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Not now, Scott.
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Your mom and I are enjoying
watching whatever we want
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and not signing up
for anything.
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But, Dad, there's
this new girl at school,
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and she has diabetes!
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Oh!
That's wonderful, Scott!
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Yeah,
and guess what?
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She wants to come
over to our house!
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So, we have to
get Disney+!
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Aw!
Not this shit again!
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The answer is no!
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Dad, please!
This is my life!
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Streaming services
are destroying
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our culture, Scott!
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People got a thousand shows
at their fingertips 24/7,
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so now Hollywood has
to make shows within their shows
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to make more shows!
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But, Dad,
what's wrong with people
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watching what they wanna watch
when they wanna watch it?
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[ As Scott Malkinson ]
What's wrong with people
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watching what they want
when they wanna watch it?
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I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes.
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Unbelievable!
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[ Scoffs ]
Yeah, it's me.
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It's time we took all these
streaming services down.
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Tell all the guys
we're meeting A.S.A.P.,
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in a window between 10:00 a.m.
and 2:00 p.m. on Thursday.
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♪♪
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God damn it!
Where are they?
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We're gonna run out of time![ Vehicle approaches ]
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Where the hell
have you guys been?
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You gave us a window
of 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m.
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it's 1:50.
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Between 10:00 and 2:00
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doesn't mean you wait
until one-fucking-fifty!
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Wow.
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What's wrong with you?
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What's wrong is that
we're losing our asses
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to these streaming
sons a bitches!
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I don't know about you guys,
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but I haven't worked a full day
in weeks.
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[ Patriotic music plays ]That's right.
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These streaming services
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all still need the Internet
to stream, right?
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And who laid all that cable
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those companies
are streaming on?
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We did.We did.We did.We did.
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That's right,
we fucking did!
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We're cable repairmen.
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We control what goes
into people's houses -- us!
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It's time that
we worked together
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and show people just how much
they still need us!
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Yeah! Let's uncouple
the stranded conductor!
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Let's tear the insulation off
the retractile cables!
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Bill and Dave, you get supplies
from the electronics store.
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Kurt, help Michael with
the hardware we're gonna need!
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Let's meet at the breaker
between 4:00 and 7:00 p.m.!
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Yeah!
Yeah!Yeah!
Yeah!
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♪♪
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[ Tires screech ]
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♪♪
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[ Tires screech ]
262
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:08,172
♪♪
263
00:11:08,172 --> 00:11:09,482
[ Beep ]
264
00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:11,034
Announcer:
You're watching "Canada Ploos,"
265
00:11:11,034 --> 00:11:13,517
Your source for all
Canadian entertainment!
266
00:11:13,517 --> 00:11:15,620
Oh, that's pretty cool.
267
00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:18,275
Which Canadian program
would you like to watch?
268
00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:21,103
"Terrance and Phillip."
"The Queef Sisters."
269
00:11:21,103 --> 00:11:23,310
"Terrance and Phillip."
"The Queef Sisters."
270
00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:27,758
"Terrance and --"
"The Queef Si--"
271
00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:29,827
[ Seagull chirps in distance ]
272
00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:31,896
Katherine,
I have some bad news.
273
00:11:31,896 --> 00:11:33,793
What is it, Katie?
274
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,724
[ Katie queefs ][ Both laugh ]
275
00:11:35,724 --> 00:11:37,241
Ugh!
276
00:11:37,241 --> 00:11:39,034
God damn it.[ Doorbell rings ]
277
00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:40,965
[ Beep ]
278
00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:45,103
You gotta help me!With what?
279
00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:47,965
With my baby girl!
She's everything to me, bro!
280
00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:51,137
But to impress her,
I have to get Disney+.
281
00:11:51,137 --> 00:11:53,241
How can I get it without
my parents credit card?
282
00:11:53,241 --> 00:11:54,827
You don't wanna
go messing with that.
283
00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:56,965
You once had
a girlfriend, Eric.
284
00:11:56,965 --> 00:11:58,827
You and Heidi were together
a long time.
285
00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:01,724
You know how
important this is!
286
00:12:01,724 --> 00:12:03,655
You want my advice.
287
00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:05,034
You're better off, Scott.
288
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,206
Let some other fool
have his life ruined.
289
00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:08,448
What are you talking
about, Er--
290
00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:10,206
Do you know
what love is, Scott?!
291
00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:11,862
I'll tell you one thing --
it's not the happy ending
292
00:12:11,862 --> 00:12:13,241
that Disney movies
promised us.
293
00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:17,034
There's just frustration
and anger and pain.
294
00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:20,862
Relationships
are diabetes times 10.
295
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,206
I can handle diabetes.
296
00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,172
I can handle
a relationship.
297
00:12:25,172 --> 00:12:26,275
Fine.
298
00:12:26,275 --> 00:12:28,310
I'll tell you how
to get Disney+.
299
00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:30,655
But when you feel like
killing yourself in two years,
300
00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,758
don't do it in front of me.
301
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,620
Alright.
302
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,206
Let's do this.
303
00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:45,793
♪♪
304
00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:55,413
♪♪
305
00:12:55,413 --> 00:12:58,586
Dave? Dave, you got everything
from the electronics store?
306
00:12:58,586 --> 00:13:01,068
Dave: Not yet.
Still working on it.
307
00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:02,793
Well, what the fuck
are you doing?
308
00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:05,379
You gave me a window of noon
to 3:00 to get it all.
309
00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:06,620
It's only 2:45!
310
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,103
God fucking damn it.
311
00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:10,482
Can we please get the show
on the road here, guys?!
312
00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:13,275
Kurt,
you got the cable splitters?
313
00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:15,724
Kurt: Huh?God damn it!
314
00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:17,758
Get the fucking
cable splitters!
315
00:13:17,758 --> 00:13:25,655
♪♪
316
00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:27,413
Streaming accounts.
317
00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:33,275
♪♪
318
00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:35,620
Streaming accounts
and passwords.
319
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,517
Streaming accounts.
320
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,724
Passwords.
321
00:13:38,724 --> 00:13:40,103
Uh, hey.
322
00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:40,896
Hey.
323
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:42,586
What's goin' on?
324
00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,034
Uh, Eric Cartman told me
325
00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:46,241
you have access
to streaming accounts?
326
00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:48,689
Maybe I do.
And maybe I don't.
327
00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,137
Are you a cop?
328
00:13:50,137 --> 00:13:52,655
No, I'm Scott Malkinson.
I go to your school.
329
00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:54,965
Never heard of you.
330
00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:56,517
Haven't you ever heard
the other kids say,
331
00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:58,551
"I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes?"
332
00:13:58,551 --> 00:13:59,931
Well, I'm Scott Malkinson.
333
00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:01,620
Oh yeah.
334
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,034
Well, in that case...
335
00:14:03,034 --> 00:14:05,103
Hulu, Netflix, HBO Max.
336
00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:07,793
I got all the accounts
and passwords you need.
337
00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:10,103
No, I need
a Disney+ account.
338
00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:12,034
Oh, you want
the good stuff.
339
00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:14,379
That's pricey.
Hard to find.
340
00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:16,620
What, uh...
are you lookin' to trade?
341
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:19,965
I have two 16-needle
boxes of insulin.
342
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,689
Oh.
343
00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:29,862
Oh, God!
344
00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:32,379
Oh! [ Moaning ]
345
00:14:32,379 --> 00:14:34,551
Yeah.
That's pretty good shit.
346
00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:37,793
Alright.
Here you go.
347
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,689
Disney+ account
and password.
348
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:43,000
[ Pounding in distance ]
349
00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:47,793
Alright.
350
00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:50,448
I've got the static coupler
connected to the RF switch!
351
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,275
You got the BT router undone,
Dave?
352
00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:54,379
Yeah. Yeah.
I think that's got it.
353
00:14:54,379 --> 00:14:57,000
Okay.
Let's throw the pulse cable!
354
00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:01,482
[ Electricity crackles ]
355
00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:04,517
Yeah!
I think that's good!
356
00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:08,758
[ Doorbell rings ]
357
00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:10,689
[ Panting ]
Oh, God.
358
00:15:14,689 --> 00:15:16,344
Hey!Hi. Sophie.
359
00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:18,655
The show starts streaming
in two minutes!
360
00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:20,862
I have to watch right
when it starts streaming.
361
00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:22,068
I hate spoilers!
362
00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:23,310
Me too!
363
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:25,000
This'll be a great place
to watch it!
364
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000
[ Beeping ]Uh-oh.
365
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,379
Hey do you have some juice
or something?
366
00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:30,000
My blood sugar is
a little low.
367
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,689
Oh, my God.
I love you so much.
368
00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:32,896
Huh?
369
00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:35,000
Uh, here you go.
370
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,827
I have lots of juices
standing by.
371
00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:38,517
Great! [ Slurps ]
372
00:15:38,517 --> 00:15:40,517
Mmm! Okay! It's time!
Put it on.
373
00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:41,724
Oh-kay!
374
00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:44,724
[ Beeping ]
375
00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:46,448
[ Dramatic music plays ]
376
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:47,620
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
377
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:48,827
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
378
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:51,931
♪♪
379
00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:53,689
[ Static ]
380
00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:54,931
Hey!
What's going on!
381
00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:56,310
I-I don't know.
382
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:59,206
This is item number 4-5-7...
383
00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:00,827
Can you change it back?
384
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,034
[ Beeping ]
385
00:16:02,034 --> 00:16:03,413
It's not...
working.
386
00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:06,517
Look at these
stunning earrings...
387
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:09,344
[ Beeping ]
388
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,310
I don't know what's going on!It's gonna be okay!
389
00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:14,586
That Jimmy kid invited me
to watch at his house!
390
00:16:14,586 --> 00:16:15,586
Come on!
391
00:16:15,586 --> 00:16:16,758
Oh, no! Not Jimmy!
392
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:17,862
Bay! Bay!
393
00:16:17,862 --> 00:16:19,551
Come back!
394
00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:24,517
Now back to "PC Babies."
395
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:28,310
[ Crying ]
396
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,241
"PC Babies"?
What the hell is this?
397
00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:31,862
Put it back to
"Mandalorian," Jimmy.
398
00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:33,517
Nobody likes
"PC Babies."
399
00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:36,137
I'm trying, but something's
wrong with the TV.
400
00:16:36,137 --> 00:16:38,068
Announcer:
...karat gold.
401
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:40,310
This is bullcrap.
Give me that thing.
402
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:43,310
Announcer #2: You're watching
"Canada Ploos!"
403
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:44,551
God damn it!
404
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:45,965
[ Doorbell rings ]
405
00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:50,448
Oh. Hey, Sophie.
406
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:51,586
And Scott.
407
00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:53,551
Hey. Hope it' still okay
to come over.
408
00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:56,068
Sure.
Come on in.
409
00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:57,965
Hey, look who's here, fellas.
It's Sophie.
410
00:16:57,965 --> 00:16:59,413
And Scott!
411
00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:00,758
All: Hey, Sophie.
412
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,586
Oh, no. Your streaming services
are messing up, too?
413
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,482
What do you mean?
This isn't just happening here?
414
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,275
No. We were just
at Scott's house,
415
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,206
and it was the same thing.
This is terrible.
416
00:17:09,206 --> 00:17:10,586
Hey, don't worry, Soph.
417
00:17:10,586 --> 00:17:12,448
We can watch it together
at Token's house.
418
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,275
His family has the best
AV equipment.
419
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:17,275
Oh, what happened to "girls
are just like diabetes"?
420
00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:18,862
Stan: Let's just hurry
and get to Token's house.
421
00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:20,344
Kyle: Yeah.
Come on, Sophie.
422
00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:21,655
And Scott!
423
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,241
Token's Dad:
We're the Blacks -
424
00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:27,241
A hip family
just trying to get by.
425
00:17:27,241 --> 00:17:29,344
The problem is our neighbors.
426
00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:30,931
Bob:
We're the Whites.
427
00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:33,275
Nobody ever cares if bad things
happen to us anymore.
428
00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:34,965
And things
are getting worse.
429
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:39,000
Both: Because in this town, it's
"The Whites and The Blacks,"
430
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,655
on Amazon Prime.
431
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:45,034
What the...? What is wrong
with this stupid thing?
432
00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:46,931
I don't even know
who to call.
433
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:48,482
Here, let me
try something.
434
00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:52,172
Here it comes.
Here it comes. Shh.
435
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,068
Park County cable.
436
00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:56,896
Oh, your streaming
isn't working? Huh.
437
00:17:56,896 --> 00:18:00,172
Gee, I'm sorry, but that's
really not our problem...
438
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:01,758
Uh, sir, can you hang on?
439
00:18:01,758 --> 00:18:03,172
I got another call.
440
00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:04,896
Park County cable.
441
00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:07,275
None of your streaming services
are working, either?
442
00:18:07,275 --> 00:18:08,517
Don't worry.
443
00:18:08,517 --> 00:18:10,344
You and everyone else
in this town
444
00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:12,965
can count on
your local cable company.
445
00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:14,793
We'll come
fix the problem.
446
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:18,448
Alright, guys. Let's be
the heroes this town needs.
447
00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:20,793
All: Yeah!
448
00:18:20,793 --> 00:18:28,275
[ Ominous music plays ]
449
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,586
Announcer: You're watching
"Crab People" on HBO Max.
450
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:37,551
So you say that these
mutant crab people
451
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,448
came up from under the ground,
and started eating children?
452
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:43,482
No, no, no. "Crab People"
is a show that came on TV
453
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:46,620
when I was trying to watch
"Stranger Things" on Netflix.
454
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,034
Oh.
455
00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:55,310
Mom, I can't watch
Mandalorian ANYWHERE.
456
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:57,310
Oh, no.
It's happening here, too?
457
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,827
Who are all
these boys, Sophie?
458
00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:01,448
Hello, ma'am.
I'm Eric Cartman. How are you?
459
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,275
Hi.
my name's Jimmy.
460
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,413
[ Indistinct talking ]
461
00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:06,862
-Clyde Donovan.
-Yeah, yeah.
462
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,827
Nobody cares, Clyde.
463
00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:21,068
♪♪
464
00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:33,275
♪♪
465
00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:35,310
Well, it looks like nobody's
streaming shows tonight.
466
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,517
Sorry, Sophie.
467
00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:38,310
Not as sorry as I am,
Sophie.
468
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,931
I'm the most sorriest,
Sophie.
469
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:43,103
[ Yells ]
470
00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:45,724
You assholes,
stop talking to her!
471
00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,103
Scott?
472
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,448
I am done having you all ruin
my life! You hear me?
473
00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:50,689
Done!
474
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,862
You've taken my dignity
for all these years,
475
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:56,068
but you are not
taking my girlfriend!
476
00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:57,448
What are you talking
about, Scott?
477
00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:59,241
I'm not
your girlfriend.
478
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,448
You're not?
479
00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:04,310
Uh-oh. Looks like you got some
pie on your face, Scott.
480
00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:05,827
I'm not anyone's
girlfriend.
481
00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:07,655
I just fucking moved here,
you guys.
482
00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:10,551
Can I have time to unpack
the shit in my room?
483
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,655
But Sophie,
you're totally my type --
484
00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:15,551
type one diabetes.
485
00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:18,689
Scott, I'm more than just
my diabetes.
486
00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:21,000
♪♪
487
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,620
Well, I'm not.
488
00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,586
I'm Scott Malkinson.
489
00:20:25,586 --> 00:20:33,206
♪♪
490
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,689
Sophie:
Need a candy bar?
491
00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:54,448
You're low, right?
492
00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:56,586
Here.
493
00:20:56,586 --> 00:21:00,000
It stinks having diabetes,
sometimes, huh?
494
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,103
You seem to do alright.
495
00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:03,655
Still sucks.
496
00:21:03,655 --> 00:21:05,620
Kids don't know how much
extra you have to do
497
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,862
every day
just to be okay.
498
00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:09,103
Yeah.
499
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,724
I'm glad there's a kid
at my new school
500
00:21:10,724 --> 00:21:13,724
who I can talk about
diabetes with.
501
00:21:13,724 --> 00:21:16,000
You don't think
I'm weird and gross?
502
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,862
You know what? I don't think
you're any weirder or grosser
503
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,517
than any of the other boys
in this town.
504
00:21:21,517 --> 00:21:24,896
Wow. That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
505
00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:27,413
I'm sorry you missed
your show, Sophie.
506
00:21:27,413 --> 00:21:28,689
I don't know
what happened,
507
00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:30,862
but somehow I feel like
it was my fault.
508
00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:33,689
It's okay.
I had an interesting night.
509
00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:37,137
I think I kind of like
the "Scott Malkinson Show."
510
00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:46,586
♪♪
511
00:21:46,586 --> 00:21:49,551
Okay, we're here.
We -- ah, shit.
512
00:21:49,551 --> 00:22:01,827
♪♪
513
00:22:01,827 --> 00:22:13,103
♪♪
514
00:22:13,103 --> 00:22:24,551
♪♪
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