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♪♪
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RANDY:
♪ Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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ANNOUNCER: The Tegridy Farms
Halloween Special!
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RANDY: ♪ There's ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ people spouting,
"Howdy, Neighbor" ♪
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♪ I'm headin' on down
to Tegridy Farms ♪
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♪ Gonna see if
I can't unwind ♪
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I got some weed.
and I don't know-
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ANNOUNCER:
The Tegridy farms Halloween
Special, brought to you by...
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ANNOUNCER #2:
Tegridy Weed.
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♪♪
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[Singing] It's the most
wonderful time of the year,
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Well?
You all excited, gang?
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For Halloween?
I guess so.
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This isn't just
any Halloween,
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because this week, Tegridy Weed
is doing a Halloween Special.
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It's a big
promotional thing.
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Everyone's gonna
love it.
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Hey, where's Shelly?
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Shelly hasn't come out
of her room in two days.
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Why?
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You know why, Randy.
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[ Sighs ]
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Shelly.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
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What do you want?
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Come on, kiddo.
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Come talk with
your old man, huh?
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Come on, punk.
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Shelly, we need to talk about
your marijuana problem.
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You know, what's your
problem with it?
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I hate marijuana.
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Yes, we all know!
But why?
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It stinks, and it makes
everyone in this town
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dumber than
they already are.
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Shelly, the truth is,
some of the most important
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people in the world
smoke weed.
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Did you know that Snoop Dogg
smokes weed?
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Yes. Everyone knows Snoop Dogg
is a stupid pot head.
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Way more people enjoy marijuana
than you think, okay?
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Okay, who's your idol?
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Who do you most look up to
in the whole world?
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Serena Williams.
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Total stoner.
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High as a kite
every tennis match.
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No she's NOT!
RANDY
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You don't know that,
Shelly.
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Now you're just
making assumptions.
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Everyone in this country
is getting dumber,
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and I wish marijuana
was illegal again!
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[ Gasps ]
Shelly!
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Okay, look,
the thing is,
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this problem you're having
with marijuana -
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it's just got to stop, okay.
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We're working on our Tegridy
Farms Halloween Special, okay?
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Nobody wants a giant bummer
ruining it.
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I love you.
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Whoa. Very impressive.
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Indeed.
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Find anything good,
Butters?
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One minute, dad.
Archaeologist Butters just needs
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to get his stamp and sticker
for his artifact book.
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Ha ha!
Another rare find.
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Well, did you all enjoy
the museum, gang?
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Wait. Wait.
We can't leave yet.
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I got all the stickers
and stamps except for one.
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Well, I'm pretty sure
we saw the whole exhibit.
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Can I just check around
one more time?
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Alright,
Archaeologist Butters.
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But then meet us back
right here.
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Okay!
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What you are seeing here
are original knots
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which were joining the main
pieces of the kufu boat.
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The cedar timbers
of the boat's hull
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were lashed together
with hemp rope
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in a technique used
until the-
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RANDY: Whoa. Whoa.
Wait just one second.
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Are you actually saying
that hemp,
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a classification
of cannabis,
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was actually used by
the ancient Egyptians?
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Well, yes.
In fact, it's been found
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that cannabis was used
by Egyptians
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for its medical
properties, as well.
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Hold the
freaking phone.
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You're telling us that
marijuana has been used
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throughout
the centuries --
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Is this why
you brought me here?
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No, I -- I'm just-
I'm surprised that --
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You said you wanted a special
day with just your daughter.
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You said a father-daughter day
at the museum
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could help
us connect.
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And it is, Shelly.
We're having a great time.
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I don't care if Egyptians
used stupid pot!
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She has a
marijuana problem.
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Shelly!
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Been there.
Saw that.
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Where's that stupid
last sticker-stamp?
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What's this?
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Whoa.
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Sarcophagus and mummified
remains of Egyptian royalty.
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This is it!
My last sticker!
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That's the mummy
of Took-Tan-ra.
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You don't want to put that stamp
in your sticka book.
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Nobody puts that stamp
in their sticka book.
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But this is
my last one.
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It's got a curse on it --
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ancient love curse
not fit for any child.
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You can look at the mummy
all you like,
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but you don't want that stamp
in ya sticka book.
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[ Laughs ]
That's okay.
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I'm no ordinary child.
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I am
Archaeologist Butters.
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Happy Halloween,
mister!
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Yeah, for some
of us, maybe.
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It's just so hard being a parent
sometimes, you know?
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I've tried everything
to get through to my daughter.
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I took her to
a laser show.
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I played her all of
"Dark Side of the Moon."
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But it's like -- It's like
there's something in her head
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that just doesn't
get it.
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That's rough, Randy.
I'm sorry.
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I just - I have to live my life,
you know?
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I can't let her problems with
marijuana drag me down anymore.
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No, you're right.
You're totally right.
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So, anyway, hey, how's the
Halloween Special coming along?
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The Halloween Special?
Oh, it's ready.
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It's ready?
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Yeah.
It's right over here.
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Oh, wow!
The Halloween Special!
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I'm so excited
to try it!
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Yeah, it's basically
a hybrid
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of our Tegridy Gold
and Colorado Kush.
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Turned out really great,
I think.
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[ Sniffs ]
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Oh, wow.
That is nice.
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I'd like to see anyone compete
with this Halloween Special.
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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♪♪
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[ Loud bang ]
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[ Single knock ]
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Mom?
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[ Two knocks ]
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Dad?
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♪♪
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[ Screams ]
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♪♪
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[ Screams ]
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♪♪
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What?
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Oh.
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Okay. Oh.
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Okay.
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That's okay.
Yeah, that's okay.
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There you go.
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[ Groans lightly ]
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For- For me?
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Oh. Thank you.
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Oh, wow!
A Fitbit!
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[ Groans lightly ]
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Well, thank you.
Thank you.
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I -- I actually
already have a Fitbit,
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but I could give this one
to a friend!
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[ Groans ]
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I just--
I have one, so...
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♪♪
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Furniture polish, paint thinner,
and bleach.
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Ammonia and antifreeze,
one tablespoon each.
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I hate everybody.
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I just like to read.
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Everyone's stupid.
They smoke too much weed.
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So, with this eldrich potion,
and these ancient words,
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I make my revenge
upon all the turds.
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[ Knocking ]
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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Butters Scotch?
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Yes, sir.
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We want to ask you
some questions
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about what happened
in town last night.
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What happened in town?
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People were attacked by
an ancient Egyptian mummy.
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It killed five people, and
destroyed everything it could.
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Oh. A mummy, huh?
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That's -- That's weird.
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Oh, you just think
that's weird?
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Because The mummy says
you two got in some kind
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of altercation
last night.
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What?
The mummy talked to you?
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Is it true, sir,
that you and the mummy...
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"got into an argument
over a gift
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which you didn't seem
to appreciate"?
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There was no argument.
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I just said I already had it,
and I'd give it to a friend.
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A present that the mummy
got for you?
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I just --
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You can see how that could
be pretty hurtful?
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Did you throw the mummy
out of your house?
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No! I didn't throw the mummy
out of the house!
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The mummy got all pissed off
at me, and left!
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You're gonna have to share
in the damages, here, son.
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But I didn't do
anything wrong!
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Okay look, officers.
I think...
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I'm under some kind
of curse.
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Well, that's what the mummy
told usabout you.
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You've got a summons
to appear in court.
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Until then, I just suggest
you and the mummy
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stay away
from each other.
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Oh, man.
I really like it.
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Yeah. It's smooth.
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It's really smooth.
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This is so good that we should
stop smoking it right now.
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We don't want to ruin our
Halloween experience, you know?
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This is seriously gonna be
the best Halloween ever.
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[ Screams ]
Shelly!
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That's what I think
of your stupid special!
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No!
No!!
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PC PRINCIPAL: Alright, everyone,
listen up.
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Halloween has almost arrived,
and I want to make sure that
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we are all aware
of certain guidelines
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when it comes to
Halloween costumes at school.
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Now, I don't want to see
any fucking sombreros!
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Alright? If I see any fucking
Mexican sombreros,
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or anyone fucking dressed
like a fucking Native American,
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I'm gonna lose
my fucking shit.
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There will be no
HOBOS or BUMS -
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anything depicting people
from low-income households.
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Oh, no Halloween
for you, Kenny.
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And lastly,
heed my fucking words -
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if I see any of you girls
dressed as fucking Moana,
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I am gonna lose
my fucking mind.
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Alright, now, the student book
fair is coming up next week.
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We encourage
all students to --
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[ Crashing ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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And that's
all that happened.
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I put that stamp
in the sticker book,
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and now this mummy is destroying
everything around me.
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I need help.
-M'kay.
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A-And do you feel like
maybe the mummy's trying to,
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you know, get you to react?
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Well, what do you mean?
-Well, you know, Butters,
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the mummy just feels like you
get to do whatever youwant
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but it doesn't get to do
whatever itwants.
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Wait, the mummy talked
to you, too?!
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Yeah, yeah, we had a good talk.
Yeah.
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Why is it talking to everyone?!
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I think the mummy's
very insightful and
cares about you a lot --
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No, it doesn't!
This is crazy!
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Look, the mummy's just sad
252
00:11:34,517 --> 00:11:36,965
because you get to go to school
and have fun
253
00:11:36,965 --> 00:11:38,551
and what does the mummy
get to do?
254
00:11:38,551 --> 00:11:40,620
You know, it just sits around
being a mummy, you know.
255
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,068
That's not fair.
-First of all,
256
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,482
I don't have fun at school!
And secondly,
257
00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:46,482
the mummy can do
whatever it wants. I don't care!
258
00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:49,000
Right, but you docare, Butters,
because you're sitting here
259
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,275
in my office talking
about all the bad things
the mummy does, m'kay?
260
00:11:52,275 --> 00:11:57,862
♪♪
261
00:11:57,862 --> 00:12:03,482
♪♪
262
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:06,034
[ Sighs ]
263
00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:08,862
Randy! Quick!
You gotta come see!
264
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,517
I just need some time,
okay Towelie?
265
00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:14,172
But you don't understand!
The special!
266
00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:16,068
Well, it's a miracle!
267
00:12:18,896 --> 00:12:21,206
Come on!
You're not gonna believe it!
268
00:12:22,931 --> 00:12:25,724
Alright, Towelie,
what is this -- Whoa!
269
00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:31,724
"Creepshow" music plays.
270
00:12:31,724 --> 00:12:34,103
The Halloween special --
271
00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:36,172
Whatever your daughter
threw on this shit
272
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,241
made it more powerful
than ever.
273
00:12:41,241 --> 00:12:43,827
Yeah! We're back!
Yeah!
274
00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:46,379
Yeah! Ye--
275
00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:47,896
I have to end this curse,
fellas.
276
00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:49,241
It's getting worse
everyday.
277
00:12:49,241 --> 00:12:51,103
Last night,
the mummy attacked my parents!
278
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,551
And then it said Iwas being
narcissistic!
279
00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:55,551
It has no reason.
No logic.
280
00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:57,413
One minute it's destroying
everything
281
00:12:57,413 --> 00:12:59,724
and the next it's sending me
selfies like nothing happened!
282
00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:03,586
Look!
The whole thing is so crazy,
283
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:05,620
It's starting to make me think
I'mcrazy!
284
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:08,793
Well, it is a little crazy how
much you talk about the mummy.
285
00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:11,413
It's a freaking mummy!
Wouldn't you talk about it?!
286
00:13:11,413 --> 00:13:13,482
We're just saying, Butters, that
sometimes it all seems
287
00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:15,793
a little co-dependent.Yeah, like you and the mummy
288
00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:17,482
just need to do
your own thing sometimes.
289
00:13:17,482 --> 00:13:19,344
I would love that,
but I don't have a choice!
290
00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:21,793
I swear you guys,
mummies can smell fun!
291
00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:24,172
Whenever I'm somewhere
and I actually start
having a good time,
292
00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:25,517
I get a call or a text
from the mummy
293
00:13:25,517 --> 00:13:26,965
sayin',
"Hey, what are ya doin'?"
294
00:13:26,965 --> 00:13:28,517
Like it knows.
295
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,275
Well, you're kinda having fun
now, aren't you?
296
00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,103
Yeah, it is fun
to get away
297
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,448
and just talk
to you guys about it.
298
00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:35,862
[ Shouting ][ Screaming ]
299
00:13:35,862 --> 00:13:39,827
[ Creepy music plays ][ Groaning ]
300
00:13:39,827 --> 00:13:44,000
[ Music stops ]Ah, gosh darn it.
Hang on a second, fellas.
301
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,172
[ Humming ]
302
00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:51,137
Ok, that should be enough
Halloween Special for
the first few people.
303
00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:53,413
Now, I think we should put
the open bar in this area
304
00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:55,137
and the hot tub
maybe right here.
305
00:13:55,137 --> 00:13:56,586
Yeah,
that'll work well.
306
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,310
Dad, you have to drive me
to the book fair.
307
00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:00,620
[ Chuckling ] W-What?
308
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,482
Mom said you have to drive me
309
00:14:02,482 --> 00:14:04,862
because she's taking Stan
trick or treating.
310
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:07,310
You're going to a book fair.
-Yes.
311
00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:10,241
-On fucking Halloween?!
-Yes!
312
00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:12,758
I don't even know how
to deal with you anymore.
313
00:14:12,758 --> 00:14:14,896
You're doing this
on purpose, aren't you?
314
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,724
You're my dad.
Drive me to the book fair!
315
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,862
I will not!
I have things to get ready!
316
00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:23,862
And nobody cares about books
on Halloween, Shelley!
317
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:26,206
The last thing
people in this town need
318
00:14:26,206 --> 00:14:27,689
is more marijuana!
319
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,931
[ Shouting ] Oh, my God!
320
00:14:30,931 --> 00:14:34,344
It's a nightmare.
It's a personal hell.
321
00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:36,965
I've done everything I can as a
father
322
00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:38,379
to help her
with her problem,
323
00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:40,551
but she just ignores
everything I say!
324
00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:42,482
I can't do this.
325
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,413
You're such
a piece of shit, Dad!
326
00:14:44,413 --> 00:14:47,862
[ Shouts ]
Shelley, I love you!
327
00:14:47,862 --> 00:14:50,413
And what does her mother
have to say about this?
328
00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:53,344
Her mother doesn't say
anything anymore!
329
00:14:53,344 --> 00:14:55,689
Whenever I bring up our
daughter's marijuana problem,
330
00:14:55,689 --> 00:14:57,931
my wife says,
"I'm gonna lose my mind
331
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:01,103
if you bring this up again."
It's destroying all of us!
332
00:15:01,103 --> 00:15:05,482
I just think maybe a
night in jail is the
wake-up call that she needs.
333
00:15:05,482 --> 00:15:08,241
I'm barely gonna have fun
at the Halloween Special now.
334
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,172
It's gonna be really hard
for me to rage
335
00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:12,137
knowing you're in here, Shelley.
It's gonna be really hard
336
00:15:12,137 --> 00:15:13,413
for me to rage.
337
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,413
Alright, here you go.
338
00:15:17,413 --> 00:15:19,965
When you have a problem
with drugs and alcohol,
339
00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:22,379
you hurt everyone around you.
Happy Halloween.
340
00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:27,241
BUTTERS: What are youin for?
341
00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:30,586
I'min here
because apparently
342
00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:32,344
I'm a passive-aggressive,
controlling,
343
00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:34,793
and manipulative psychopath
who's narcissistic behavior
344
00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:36,379
drives other peoplecrazy.
345
00:15:39,034 --> 00:15:41,482
♪ Turn this mutha out ♪
346
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,551
♪ Oaktown posse they will ♪
347
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,724
♪ Turn this mutha out ♪
348
00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:48,551
Hey, trick or treat. We're here
for the Halloween Special?
349
00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:50,241
Alright,
here you go guys!
350
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,758
That's a promotional gift
from Tegridy Farms!
351
00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:55,413
Hey, come on in guys.
There's candy and a hot tub!
352
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,068
Alright!
353
00:15:57,068 --> 00:15:59,275
Samplers of the special are
there on the table guys.
354
00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:00,551
Feel free to light up!
355
00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:02,655
Wow! We're
almost out, Randy.
356
00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:04,724
I gotta go to the barn
and get some more!
357
00:16:04,724 --> 00:16:06,379
Okay, I'll hold down
the fort!
358
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:08,620
♪ Turn this mutha out ♪
359
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,689
♪ Jimmy crack corn
and I don't care ♪
360
00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:11,965
♪ Jimmy crack -- ♪
361
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,275
W-What?
362
00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:15,137
[ Creepy music plays ]
363
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:19,517
[ Barn growls ]
364
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:25,310
So I said, 'Okay! Fine!
You don't ever do
365
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:27,241
anythingwrong.
It's allme.
366
00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:29,275
You've got no problems.
Only I have problems!
367
00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:31,137
Alright, I'll lock
my own ass up.
368
00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:32,551
Then we'll see
who's got issues.
369
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:34,620
Will you shut up!
370
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,413
I'll be in here and something
will go horribly wrong tonight
371
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,620
and thenthe monster will have
to accept what it is
372
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:42,413
and finally work
on changing, right?
373
00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:44,551
Probably not.
374
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:46,586
Nah, you see,
fluvial geomorphology
375
00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:48,965
deals with the ways rivers
change over time.
376
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,931
[ Inhales ]
It's geology shit.
377
00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:52,827
It's why I got out of it,
really.
378
00:16:52,827 --> 00:16:55,620
Hey, man,
what's in this weed?
379
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,862
Oh! That's a company secret,
my friend!
380
00:16:57,862 --> 00:16:59,275
No I mean, I --
381
00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:03,310
I don't feel so --
[ Shouting gargling ]
382
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:04,931
Hey, you alright there,
buddy?
383
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:07,793
[ Shouting ]
384
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,689
Whoa!
Dude, you see that?
385
00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:11,448
[ Groaning ]
386
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,827
[ Screams ]
387
00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:15,724
[ Both shouting ]
388
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:18,275
Towelie, there's something wrong
with the special!
389
00:17:18,275 --> 00:17:19,896
There's something
in the barn!
390
00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:23,344
The thing you killed,
it wants revenge!
391
00:17:23,344 --> 00:17:26,551
Oh, Jesus, what's happened?!
392
00:17:26,551 --> 00:17:29,620
It's dead 'cause-a you,
and now it wants your soul!
393
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,689
What?!
What's dead 'cause-a me?!
394
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,103
Oh, hello there.
Would you like to die?
395
00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:39,827
[ Screaming ]
396
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:41,827
Winnie the Pooh!
Winnie the Pooh!
397
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,517
[ Indistinct chatter ]
398
00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:46,517
Detective Harris! Something's
going down at the Marsh farm!
399
00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:49,551
Calm down, sir!
I can't understand you.Put him on speaker.
400
00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:52,000
[ Telephone clicks ]RANDY:
There's monsters everywhere!
401
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,379
It's some kind of curse!
402
00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:55,482
Unspeakable evil!
403
00:17:55,482 --> 00:17:57,379
The mummy! I told you!
404
00:17:57,379 --> 00:17:59,517
All different kinds
of monsters!
405
00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:02,103
Zombies and plant people
and bears!
406
00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:03,551
Oh, my God! What's that?!
407
00:18:03,551 --> 00:18:05,000
Oh, God,
it's Harvey Weinstein!
408
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,517
He's got me! You gotta --
409
00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:08,275
Oh, he's inside me!
410
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:10,241
Harvey Weinstein is inside me!
411
00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:12,620
You gotta send help!
People are dying everywhere!
412
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:14,517
No! Harvey, I said no!
413
00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:16,724
Please somebody --
414
00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:18,413
This is it, everyone.
Let's move!
415
00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:22,103
All hands on deck! We gotta
take these monsters down!
416
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:23,896
Bring the kid
who manipulates the mummy
417
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,896
with his passive aggressive
selfishness!
418
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,517
[ Lock clanging ]
419
00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:33,000
[ Sirens wailing,
tires squealing ]
420
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,620
[ Guns cocking ]
421
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:37,965
[ Police radio chatter ]
422
00:18:37,965 --> 00:18:40,620
Alright, men!
Let's take these monsters out!
423
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,862
No, just hold on a second.
424
00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:44,931
I'll take care of this!
425
00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:50,724
[ Shouting ]
426
00:18:50,724 --> 00:18:53,517
[ Mooing ]
427
00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:55,655
Oh, God,
it's the cows we killed!
428
00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:57,758
[ Screaming ]
429
00:18:57,758 --> 00:19:01,482
Oh, I'm really going to enjoy
eating your brains.
430
00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:04,620
[ Randy and Towelie shouting ]TOGETHER: Get em off a me!
Get em off a me!
431
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,931
Oh, my God,
get him off of me!
432
00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:09,103
[ Randy and Towelie shouting ]TOGETHER: Get em off me!
433
00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:11,137
Help! Someone help us!
434
00:19:11,137 --> 00:19:13,103
-Someone help us!
-Get him off of me!
435
00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:16,137
Ahh! We gotta fight 'em,
Towelie!Help! Someone help us!
436
00:19:17,965 --> 00:19:21,275
I wanna live!We're going to live!
We're going to live!
437
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:29,344
You monsters,
go back to Hell!
438
00:19:29,344 --> 00:19:30,827
[ Both screaming ]
439
00:19:30,827 --> 00:19:32,310
TOGETHER:
There's too many of them!
440
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:35,241
[ Shouting ] Oh, what is --
what is that?!
441
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,172
No! No!
442
00:19:37,172 --> 00:19:39,758
[ Grumbling ]
443
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:45,172
Alright! That's it everyone!
Nothing to see here.
444
00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:48,068
Just some people
who are really, reallyhigh.
445
00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:51,310
ALL: Awwwww...I can't shoot anyone?
446
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:53,517
You were so convinced
the mummy was to blame
447
00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:55,241
for everything,
weren't you?
448
00:19:55,241 --> 00:19:57,896
So convinced you
made us all believe it, too.
449
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,793
I'm -- I'm sorry?
450
00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:03,000
Yeah, well it's not usyou
really need to be sorry to.
451
00:20:04,758 --> 00:20:06,965
[ Sad music plays ]
452
00:20:06,965 --> 00:20:09,034
Let's see if you even have
a shred of decency
453
00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:11,275
to apologize when something
is clearly your fault.
454
00:20:14,068 --> 00:20:16,827
I'm so sorry.
You're right.
455
00:20:16,827 --> 00:20:19,000
I canbe selfish
and narcissistic.
456
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,862
I-I'm gonna work
on myself and...
457
00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:23,724
try to make
this curse work somehow.
458
00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:27,724
[ Groaning ]
459
00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:29,413
[ Sighs heavily ]
460
00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:37,724
♪♪
461
00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:39,413
[ Engine starts ]
462
00:20:39,413 --> 00:20:45,137
♪♪
463
00:20:45,137 --> 00:20:48,413
It says, "I hope you can get
the help you need.
464
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,103
I can't fix you."
465
00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:56,758
[ Yawns ]
466
00:20:59,655 --> 00:21:01,793
Hey, guess
I slept in late, huh?
467
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,068
What time is it?
468
00:21:03,068 --> 00:21:05,620
It's 8:15 a.m.
469
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:08,068
November3rd.
470
00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:10,379
Oof, wow.
471
00:21:10,379 --> 00:21:14,310
That was some strong-ass
Halloween Special, y'all.
472
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:18,517
I mean I saw rapists in the hot
tub, zombie cows...
473
00:21:18,517 --> 00:21:21,103
I thought I was gonna die,
and then...
474
00:21:21,103 --> 00:21:23,586
this fat, bitchy angel came
and put me to bed.
475
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,793
Did everyone enjoy
the Halloween Special?
476
00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:31,310
No, Randy, only you did.
477
00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:33,551
Oh...
Well, that was pretty much
478
00:21:33,551 --> 00:21:35,517
my target audience, anyway.
479
00:21:35,517 --> 00:21:37,827
Hey, at least I didn't
really have butt sex
480
00:21:37,827 --> 00:21:39,620
with Harvey Weinstein, huh?
481
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:42,517
Huh?
482
00:21:42,517 --> 00:21:45,655
Or didI?
483
00:21:45,655 --> 00:21:48,413
Whoo!
Happy Halloween, everybody!
484
00:21:55,137 --> 00:22:04,965
♪♪
485
00:22:04,965 --> 00:22:14,724
♪♪
486
00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:24,482
♪♪
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