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♪♪
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Randy:
♪ Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ There's ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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♪ I'm headin' on down
to Tegridy Farms ♪
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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Towelie: I got some weed,
and...
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I don't know what's going on.
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Randy: ♪ So come on down
to Tegridy Farms ♪
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♪ And meet some friends
of mine ♪
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♪♪
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Good morning, everyone...
good morning.
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So listen, guys,
we are not in good shape.
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The whole
doing-business-in-China thing
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has sort of
bitten us in the ass.
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And now we aren't selling enough
weed to keep up with our costs.
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You see this?
This right here?
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That's us plateauing.
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We no longer get any of that
sweet Chinese money
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and now,
all the money we do make
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doesn't even cover our expenses.
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So, how do we sell more weed?
Stan?
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[ Scoffs ]
I don't know.
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Do, like a sale?
Like a fall sale?
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Not good enough!
Shelley?
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I hate marijuana.
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Nice attitude. How do we sell
more weed? Sharon?
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If you don't make commercials
or do more parades for the town
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we'd have more money.Right, cut out
all our marketing.
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That's Sharon's great idea,
everyone. Towelie?
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You know what the problem is,
it's the schwag.
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All those stands and seeds,
they just go to waste, man.
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Go on.
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It's like -- we sell
all the good parts of the weed
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but we throw away, like,
tons and tons
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of all
the left over shit.
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You can sell that crap as mulch
to a hardware company.
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Mulch.
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Use our discarded product to
recover costs.
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Everyone, great job.
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You just got pwned by a towel.
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♪ It's Sloppy Joe Day! ♪
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Both:
♪ It's Sloppy Joe Day! ♪
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I seriously think
that Sloppy Joe Day
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is my favorite day
at school.
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Yeah, it's the best.
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Both: ♪ Sloppy Joe Day
it's sloppy Joe day! ♪
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Come on,
keep the line moving, kids!
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What is this?That's today's lunch.
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It's feesh.
[fish]Feesh?
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But, but this is
Sloppy Joe Day.
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Yeah, well,
the menu's been changed.
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We had kids complainin'
our food wasn't healthy
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or sustainable enough so don't
you start bitchin' about it now.
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What kids were complaining about
health and sustainability?!
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What kids would care at all
that -- [Gasps]
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The girls!The girls?
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The fuckin' girls.
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Excuse me!
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Can someone explain to us why
this is on our lunch trays?
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Yeah, it's supposed to be
Sloppy Joe Day!
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We asked for
healthier options
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and to sometimes have food
for those of us
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who don't eat red meat.
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Oh, my God.
I'm about to lose my mind...
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You think you can just mess with
a man's lunch --
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It's okay Eric --You think that your ideas
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about health and nutrition --
should be somehow
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interfering with mine --Eric, Eric...
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You dictate what foods
I can eat --
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Urk![ Tray clatters ]
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[ Gasping, grunting ]
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Eric? Eric?I can't. I can't.
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Butters, I can't...[ Whump ]
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[ Food splatters ]
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[ Siren wails ][ Monitor beeping ]
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[ Shockers charge ]Clear.
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[ Thump ]
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We got him back.
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Fuck you, Wendy.
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♪♪
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How much you think
we'll get for our mulch?
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Even if we only get
ten cents a pound,
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we have, like,
a million pounds of it.
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This is gonna
save our business.
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I'm really hungry
all of a sudden,
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you want some
Burger King?
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Yeah, I'll take some
onion rings.
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♪♪
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Welcome to Burger King,
can I take your order?
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Uh, hi, can I get, um,
large onion rings...
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The big Coke Zero and, um...
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What's an Impossible burger?
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It's a
plant-based burger, sir.
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Plant based?
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You mean, like,
it's not, like, a cow?
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No sir,
it's completely vegan,
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but it's engineered to replicate
the taste and texture of beef.
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Huh.
Okay I'll try it.
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[ Cash register beeps ]
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♪♪
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Hey,
this tastes like shit.
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You guys make money
off of this?
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They're very popular, sir.
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A lot of people care about the
environment and sustainability.
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Ah, that, that's amazing.
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I mean, this seriously
tastes like dog shit.
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and you get people to buy it?
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Wait a minute...
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Plant based...
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Plant.
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Based...
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Plant based. Oh, my God.
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[ Bell rings ]
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Comin', through!
Make way!
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Hey guys,
how's it going?
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You're out of
the hospital?
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Yes. The girls tried to kill me,
but they didn't succeed.
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However we cannot let
the girls' protests
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ruin our lunch ever again.
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Nichole:
Oh, gimme a break!
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It's not just girls
who want to change the menu,
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it's boys too!
Yeah!
I want vegan food!
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A lot of students
are protesting!
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Well their protesting
is ruining my lunch!
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We have a right
to free speech!
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Yes, we do all have
freedom of speech,
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but at times there are
ramifications for the negative
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that can happen,
when you're not thinking
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about others and you're only
thinking for yourself!
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Woah, woah, woah-
what's going on, kids!
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the protestors are trying to
kill Eric again Mr. Mackey!
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M'kay, kids, we don't want
another incident here, m'kay?
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When you try to
change people's lunch,
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they don't realize it harms
people financially, physically,
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emotionally, and spiritually.[ Grunts ]
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Eric, it's okay.
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We aren't going to change the
school menu, m'kay?
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Everything's fine.
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That's not fair!
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Doesn't it matter
we're being silenced?!
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[ Gasps ]
My lunch!
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Girls, I'm sorry. But
the health of our students
has to come first.
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♪♪
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Gerald, thanks for coming.
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You're not going to
believe this.
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Believe what?
Your text said that --Come on!
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Come on! Come on!
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I think I've perfected it,
Gerald.
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I've made a sustainable,
healthy alternative to meat.
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I want you to to try it.
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It's a hamburger?It's a Tegridy burger.
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Go ahead.
Try it.
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Well?
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[ Muffled, mouthful ]
It tastes like shit.Yeah, it's plant based.
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But keep eating it though.
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I just -- I just
don't think it's very good.
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Randy wait for it.
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Wait for it.
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Oh.
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Oh-ho![ Both laughing ]
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Huh?
Yeah, it's good.Yeah, right?
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It's really
fucking good, man.
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This is like the best burger
I've ever had!
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And you can eat a lot of 'em
and not feel bloated.
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Towelie's had, like, 12!
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Best burgers I ever had.
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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Mmm.
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Mmm. Oh, my God.
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School cafeteria ribs.
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After all that yogurt and crap
they gave me at the hospital.
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Mmm!
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♪ I love
Barbecue Rib Day ♪
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♪ Yeah, I think maybe
I like Rib Day ♪
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♪ Even more than
Sloppy Joe Day ♪
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♪ It's a difficult choice ♪
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Wendy: Everyone? Everyone, can I
have your attention, please?
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Look, guys. We're supposed to be
the young generation, right?
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We're the ones upset about
the world our parents left us.
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Yeah, but eating
this kind of food
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makes us all
just as guilty.
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The millions and millions
of cows and pigs and chickens
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that we harvest every year are a
huge reason for climate change.
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It is up to us as students
to protest for change.
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Young voices matter!
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Without sustainable
and ethical food choices now,
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we're proving to be no --[ Yells ]
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Can I please just enjoy my lunch
for five God damn minutes.
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You gotta calm down, Eric,
Remember your condition --
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We all have freedom of speech
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but stop talking about climate
change during lunchtime!
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Okay, let's sit down.
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Some of us are trying to
just enjoy some simple
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God damn barbecue ribs
and I --
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[Grunting, groaning ]
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Oh, God they did it
to me again, Butters.
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Eric!I think this is the big one.
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Don't let me die.Somebody, help!
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Don't let me d-
don't let me die, butters!
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[ Groaning ][ Siren wails ]
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Clear.[ Thump ]
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We got him back.
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Fuck you Wendy.
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So that's one Whopper,
one order of chicken strings,
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and a medium beverage...
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Randy: Burgers!
Get your burgers here!
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Okay that'll be fif--
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Plant-based burgers
for sale!
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Excuse me one moment.
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Get your hamburgers here!
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Plant-based burgers for sale!
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Hey!
What are you doing?
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I'm sellin' hamburgers! All
natural, completely plant based.
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Thank you sir.You can't sell hamburgers here,
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this is a Burger King!
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You sell hamburgers here.
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Yeah, you sell
hamburgers here.
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This is seriously
as good or better
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than a real hamburger.
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Can I get a couple more
to take to work?
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Hey now look, buddy!
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I'm not gonna lose customers
because of you!
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We have plant-based burgers
inside as well!
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Come try
our Impossible burger!
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Tegridy burger! Made locally
right here in South Park!
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Tegridy burger.
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Stop that!
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Alright, everyone, listen up.
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As you know,
there are several students
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protesting the school menu.
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But there are other students
who are voicing
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their concerns against changes.
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Eric Cartman is still recovering
in the hospital,
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we all wish him well.[ Clears throat ]
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Now the school has been
looking into several options
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to deal with problem.
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And I do believe
we have found a compromise.
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We have found a new company
in the plant-based
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fast food industry
who would like to be
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the supplier
for our cafeteria.
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And so please welcome the
founder of Incredible Meat.
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[ Claps ]
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Hello, children.
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I want to thank you
and I want to thank
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your fine principal,
for hearing me out.
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I take plants
and I process them into goo.
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I am a goo man.
252
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I have factories
all over the country.
253
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I have trucks right now
loaded with goo
254
00:09:47,068 --> 00:09:48,862
that can be here
within the week.
255
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The goo I speak of
can be made into anything.
256
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It can be made into tacos.
257
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It can be made into hot dogs.
258
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And I promise you
that none of your students
259
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will know the difference.
260
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I would very much like to be
the plant-based meat vendor
261
00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:02,517
for your school.
262
00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:04,344
I would like to be
the plant-based meat vendor
263
00:10:04,344 --> 00:10:05,724
for your town.
264
00:10:05,724 --> 00:10:08,172
I'm a simple family man
and a vegetarian.
265
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,965
I would like the opportunity
to make you all
266
00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,758
vegetarians as well.
And I thank you.
267
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:22,103
Randy:
Eating meat doesn't just hurt
animals, it hurts people.
268
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It takes 13 pounds of grain
to produce
269
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just 1 pound of animal meat.
270
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All that plant food
could be used
271
00:10:28,827 --> 00:10:33,275
much more efficiently
if people just ate it directly.
272
00:10:33,275 --> 00:10:36,448
Meat is also
not environmentally friendly.
273
00:10:36,448 --> 00:10:38,758
Meat production is wasteful
and causes
274
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enormous amounts of pollution,
275
00:10:40,448 --> 00:10:49,482
and the meat industry
is one of the biggest --
276
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,137
Huh?
277
00:10:51,137 --> 00:10:54,068
Oh, I was just saying
that adopting a vegan diet
278
00:10:54,068 --> 00:10:56,586
is way more effective
than switching to
279
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a "greener" car in the fight
against climate change.
280
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For your health,
for our planet,
281
00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:03,931
for the animals,
and for each other.
282
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:07,827
We have to switch
to plant-based foods.
283
00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:11,000
Now, i-it just so happens...
284
00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:14,172
[ Sighs deeply ]
285
00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:15,586
♪ Cheeba ♪
286
00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:17,482
♪ Cheeba, cheeba ♪
287
00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:19,206
♪ Cheeba ♪Cheeba, cheeba.
288
00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:21,862
♪ Cheeba, cheeba ♪
289
00:11:21,862 --> 00:11:23,862
You gotta be kidding me!
290
00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:26,724
Randy: It's our grand opening!
291
00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:30,275
Come and visit your town's only
plant-based burger joint!
292
00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:34,413
It's not the town's
only plant-based burger joint!
293
00:11:34,413 --> 00:11:36,896
♪ Cheeba, cheeba-cheeba ♪[ Indistinct talking ]
294
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Celebrate our grand opening --
295
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Tegridy Burger.
296
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♪ Jeeba, jeeba♪
297
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♪ Jeeba-jeeba♪
298
00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:46,689
[ Indistinct talking ]
299
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Here he comes![ Talking stops ]
300
00:11:49,172 --> 00:11:50,551
♪ It's Taco Tuesday ♪
301
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♪ It's T-Taco -- ♪
302
00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:57,551
[ Students murmur ]
303
00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:03,655
Mr. Mackey.Oh, h-hello, Eric.
304
00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:06,413
What's going on, Butters?
♪ It's Taco Tuesday ♪
305
00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:09,551
[ Weakly ]
♪ It's Taco Tuesday ♪
306
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,896
These tacos look different.
What kind are they?
307
00:12:14,896 --> 00:12:19,482
They're...
Incredible Beef Tacos.
308
00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:22,620
Oh, Incredible Beef Tacos.
That sounds nice.
309
00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:45,517
Hmm?
[ Sniffs ]
310
00:12:45,517 --> 00:12:47,758
[ Taco crunches ]
311
00:12:53,793 --> 00:12:57,310
[ Taco crunches ]
312
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,724
Did you guys see that
new "Joker" movie?
313
00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:02,206
Oh, thank God.
It worked.
314
00:13:06,206 --> 00:13:08,724
[ Bell dings ]
315
00:13:08,724 --> 00:13:11,310
Welcome City Wok.
I take a order, please.
316
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:13,724
Are you the owner
of this restaurant?
317
00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:15,862
Yes.
I take a order, please.
318
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,896
I'd like to
do business with you.
319
00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:19,655
Your establishment
here is perfect
320
00:13:19,655 --> 00:13:21,172
for my plant-based meats.
321
00:13:21,172 --> 00:13:23,689
You see, I am a goo man.
322
00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:26,172
If you carry my product,
Incredible Meats,
323
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,448
we can put the word "incredible"
before all of your dishes.
324
00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:31,482
You mean,
instead of City Chicken,
325
00:13:31,482 --> 00:13:33,448
I could have
Incredible City Chicken?
326
00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:34,793
That is correct.
327
00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:36,827
You mean instead
of City Mongorian Beef,
328
00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:39,310
I can have
Incredibly City Mongorian Beef?
329
00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:40,827
That's right.You're saying now
330
00:13:40,827 --> 00:13:43,758
I can have scallops with
Incredibly City XO Sauce?!
331
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:45,344
Okay! Sign me up!
332
00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:46,896
That is most excellent!
333
00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:49,413
Now, how many customers
on average do you have
334
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,827
per day?
335
00:13:50,827 --> 00:13:54,275
Including my wife?
Uh, zero to one per day.
336
00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:56,172
That's it.
337
00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:59,137
Yeah, I got no customers now
that a Tegridy Burger opened up.
338
00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:00,551
Everyone want
plant-based food now.
339
00:14:00,551 --> 00:14:02,241
That's why I'm ready
you sign me up.
340
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,000
What is Tegridy Burger?
341
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,551
Yeah, here you look.
Down the block.
342
00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:08,517
Most popular place
in town.
343
00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:13,034
Is that so?!
344
00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:14,551
Hey!
345
00:14:14,551 --> 00:14:17,551
Hey, what about
my Incredibly City Chicken?
346
00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:19,793
[ Knocks on door ]
347
00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:24,103
Whatchu doin',
you sum bitch?
348
00:14:24,103 --> 00:14:25,551
Excuse me?
349
00:14:25,551 --> 00:14:27,517
I'm the biggest cattle rancher
in South Park.
350
00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:31,620
I made my livin' 62 odd years
before you fancy plant growers
351
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,068
done showed up
and put me outta job!
352
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:36,275
Well I'm sorry,
Mr. Cow Killer...
353
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,724
but this is called
"evolution."
354
00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:41,655
I got 300 cows that
the world has suddenly decided
355
00:14:41,655 --> 00:14:43,172
they got no use fer!
356
00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:45,689
What am I supposed to do
with 'em -- Put em in a zoo?
357
00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:48,413
What they gonna do now,
go start a cow circus?
358
00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:50,620
Go make some cow TV show?
359
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,896
You are single handedly making
cows extinct, you!
360
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,448
You gotta plan
for 'em all?! Fine!
361
00:14:55,448 --> 00:14:57,172
Come on!
[ Whistles ]
362
00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:59,862
[ Cows moo ]
363
00:14:59,862 --> 00:15:02,172
Farmer: Come on!
Yah! Come on!
364
00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:05,448
Mr. Plant-Based Burgers here
is gonna take care of you now!
365
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:08,068
Yeah, don't worry.
He cares about the environment.
366
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:10,137
So he can figure out
what to do with you.
367
00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:11,344
[ Chuckling ] Hey.
368
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,620
Fuck you.
369
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,275
No, fuck you,
sum bitch!
370
00:15:14,275 --> 00:15:17,137
They're your problem now.
371
00:15:17,137 --> 00:15:19,310
[ Burger wrapper crinkles ]
372
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:21,620
[ Groaning ]
373
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:24,310
[ Breathes deeply ]
374
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,172
[ Groaning resumes ]
375
00:15:29,965 --> 00:15:31,413
Teacher?
376
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:33,482
Mm! Mnm-mnm.
[ Groaning continues ]
377
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:35,068
[ Bell rings ]
378
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,689
Lunchtime!
379
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:39,448
Walk don't run, mm-kay.
380
00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:41,517
Cartman: Hey, Butters!
Wait up, dude.
381
00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:44,137
You know what
today is, right?
382
00:15:44,137 --> 00:15:45,655
♪ It's Salisbury
Steak Day ♪
383
00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:47,275
♪ Salisbury Steak Day,
it's Salis-- ♪
384
00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:49,620
[ Weakly ]
♪ Salisbury Steak Day ♪
385
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:51,241
Butters,
is something going on?
386
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,965
Your lunch dances
aren't the same.
387
00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:55,931
Eric, I...
I just hate lying to you.
388
00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:58,310
I mean you've been
in the hospital -- twice.
389
00:15:58,310 --> 00:15:59,896
I feel guilty.
390
00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:01,896
Guilty? About what?
391
00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:04,310
It's our lunches, Eric.
It's...
392
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:05,862
Incredible Meat.
393
00:16:05,862 --> 00:16:07,517
Yes,
I think it's pretty good.
394
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:10,620
No, Eric!
See, there was this guy.
395
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,379
He's a goo man.
396
00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:15,103
The fuck is a goo man?!
397
00:16:17,482 --> 00:16:20,827
[ Cows mooing ]
398
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,586
Go on, shoo!
399
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:29,965
Hey! God damn it!
400
00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:32,620
[ Cows mooing ]
401
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,448
I don't know
what we're gonna do.
402
00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:36,206
These cows are eating
all our weed,
403
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:37,793
and they're shitting
everywhere!
404
00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:40,103
They're gonna put us completely
out of business.
405
00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:41,965
Can't you find anyone else
to take 'em?
406
00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:44,206
Nobody wants cows
anymore!
407
00:16:44,206 --> 00:16:48,068
They're bad for
climate change.
408
00:16:48,068 --> 00:16:49,965
We gotta kill 'em.
What?!
409
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,655
They're ruining
our burger business!
410
00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:53,448
We gotta kill
all these cows!
411
00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:54,827
How are we gonna do that?
412
00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:56,379
Look, it's not
gonna be easy.
413
00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:58,448
It's not something
anyone wantsto do but...
414
00:16:58,448 --> 00:17:03,172
we're just gonna have
to get really, really high.
415
00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:07,758
[ Song playing ]
416
00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:09,862
[ Burgers sizzle ]
417
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:16,517
♪♪
418
00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:17,793
[ Cows moo ]
419
00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:20,931
♪♪
420
00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:22,793
[ Cow moos ]
421
00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:25,137
[ Cow moos ]
422
00:17:25,137 --> 00:17:27,413
[ Cows mooing ]
423
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:32,310
♪♪
424
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:34,793
Randy: Yeah!
425
00:17:34,793 --> 00:17:44,586
♪♪
426
00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:45,827
Yee-haw!
427
00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:47,931
[ Cow moos ]
428
00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:49,137
♪♪
429
00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:55,827
I've been in your town
a little while now.
430
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:58,793
What I see is a community
that is ready for change.
431
00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:01,965
You see, I am a goo man.
432
00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:04,551
What I serve
in your school cafeteria
433
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,896
is a synthetically-modulated
plant protein.
434
00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:08,413
I have taken over
nearly all
435
00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:10,068
the fast food restaurants
here in town
436
00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:12,448
and teamed up with the fine
people in your community.
437
00:18:12,448 --> 00:18:15,379
This my new regional
manager, H.W.
438
00:18:15,379 --> 00:18:17,689
It's Rick.Shut up, H.W.
439
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:20,344
You see, I'm trying to reach
all the school cafeterias,
440
00:18:20,344 --> 00:18:22,448
all the stadiums,
fast food restaurants,
441
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:24,517
all the places that
serve shitty food
442
00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:26,413
and serve shitty goo.
443
00:18:26,413 --> 00:18:29,241
The goo for these kind of places
is made in a factory.
444
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,103
It's made in a lab.
445
00:18:31,103 --> 00:18:33,827
It's just down-market goo.
446
00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:35,758
[ Farting ]
447
00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:38,413
But I can tell people
it's healthy and earth friendly,
448
00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:41,275
and I can send my goo
through a network of pipes
449
00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:43,379
running all the way
to the ocean.
450
00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:45,413
So, that it can be
eaten by people
451
00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:49,034
who eat crappy food anyway --
from coast to coast.
452
00:18:49,034 --> 00:18:51,931
And that'swhat
we have for school lunch now?
453
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,551
That's what all the kids decided
while I wasn't there?
454
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,172
But you see,
It doesn't work
455
00:18:56,172 --> 00:18:58,758
unless I own all
the crappy food places.
456
00:18:58,758 --> 00:18:59,862
Mr. Rancher?
457
00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:02,241
Y-Yes sir.
Mr. Goo Man?
458
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,793
Have you done
what I've asked you to do?
459
00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:08,275
It's all done, sir.
You'll have everything you need.
460
00:19:08,275 --> 00:19:11,827
Well if you don't mind boys,
I have work to tend to.
461
00:19:11,827 --> 00:19:15,620
Me too. I need to have a word
with the students at my school.
462
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:18,689
Oh, God, Eric!
What are you gonna do?!
463
00:19:18,689 --> 00:19:22,310
It has become the most popular
burger in Colorado.
464
00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:24,241
The plant-based Tegridy Burger
465
00:19:24,241 --> 00:19:27,172
is changing the way
people think about food.
466
00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:29,758
All over the state,
people are turning vegan
467
00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:32,068
and eating more ethical
sustainable meat.
468
00:19:32,068 --> 00:19:34,448
[ Tires screech, engine revs ]
469
00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:35,758
[ Tires screech, engine revs ]
470
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,482
I'm standing now
with Randy Marsh,
471
00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:39,000
the owner
of Tegridy Burger,
472
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,793
and, Mr. Marsh,
you must be pretty excited.
473
00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:42,241
[ Cheers and applause ]
474
00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:43,689
Yeah, you know,
we're all just --
475
00:19:43,689 --> 00:19:46,137
We're all just bein'
healthy and ethical over here!
476
00:19:46,137 --> 00:19:48,034
Uh-huh, and, Mr. Marsh,
477
00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:51,241
what about the student protests
coming out against your burger
478
00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:52,758
right now?!
Huh?
479
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,482
Students are
coming forward,
480
00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:57,275
saying that Tegridy Farms
is unethical and hypocritical.
481
00:19:57,275 --> 00:20:00,034
That's right!
Tegridy Burger is a fraud!
482
00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:02,517
We caught their farm on camera.
Just take a look!
483
00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:04,000
We warn you,
the following footage
484
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,275
is graphic.
485
00:20:05,275 --> 00:20:06,931
[ Cows mooing ]
486
00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:09,448
[ Crowd groans ]
487
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,172
[ Randy laughing ]
488
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:14,620
[ Cow moos ]
489
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:16,793
[ Crowd boos ]
490
00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:19,413
Mr. Marsh, what do you have
to say about these images?
491
00:20:19,413 --> 00:20:21,655
Oh, hey.
492
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,172
Fuck you!
493
00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:24,172
Oh, they were --
494
00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:25,413
They were just --
495
00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:27,068
We didn't eat 'em!
496
00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:28,241
[ Crowd booing ]
497
00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:30,517
[ Indistinct talking ]
498
00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:32,172
[ Door slams ]
499
00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:37,275
Hey, guys, looks like
I almost missed lunch.
500
00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:40,172
Oh, God.
Someone's gonna die.
501
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,793
I found out about what
we're eating here at the school.
502
00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:45,000
I found out
what it's made of and where!
503
00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:49,758
N-Now, Eric, stay calm, mm-kay!
We're sorry.
504
00:20:49,758 --> 00:20:51,344
We were just trying
to find a compromise!
505
00:20:51,344 --> 00:20:52,586
Now just be calm.
506
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,310
What are yousorry about?
507
00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:57,000
It's mewho owes all youguys
an apology.
508
00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:01,758
I thought you guys
were all trying
509
00:21:01,758 --> 00:21:03,724
to force me to eat healthy,
but I've learned
510
00:21:03,724 --> 00:21:05,551
that a lot of this stuff
is made in a factory
511
00:21:05,551 --> 00:21:08,655
and processed with tons of salt
just like all my favorite foods!
512
00:21:08,655 --> 00:21:11,034
SpaghettiOs,
Rice-A-Roni...
513
00:21:11,034 --> 00:21:12,310
Here I was thinking
what you wanted
514
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,517
was stuff
from a farmers market.
515
00:21:14,517 --> 00:21:17,689
I just didn't want
my food to change.
516
00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:20,206
School cafeteria meat
is just processed crap
517
00:21:20,206 --> 00:21:22,172
that comes in a box,
and this is...
518
00:21:22,172 --> 00:21:24,379
just processed crap
that comes in a box.
519
00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:25,586
I don't have a problem with it.
520
00:21:25,586 --> 00:21:27,000
All I wanted was to be able
521
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,172
to eat the same garbage
I always have,
522
00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:30,068
and this is definitely garbage.
523
00:21:30,068 --> 00:21:32,310
And hey, if it happens to
be more ethical and sustainable,
524
00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:35,413
well, I guess
I'm fine with that, too.
525
00:21:35,413 --> 00:21:37,000
So, you see, guys?
526
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,896
There was actually
no reason to protest!
527
00:21:38,896 --> 00:21:41,344
We were actually all
on the same page all the time!
528
00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:43,344
At least we learned
that freedom of speech
529
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,586
truly doesn't matter!
530
00:21:44,586 --> 00:21:46,068
Come on, let's eat!
531
00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:47,827
♪ It's Processed
Meat-Like Substance Day ♪
532
00:21:47,827 --> 00:21:50,068
♪ It's Processed
Meat-Like Substance Day ♪
533
00:21:56,034 --> 00:22:05,620
♪♪
534
00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:15,310
♪♪
535
00:22:15,310 --> 00:22:24,758
♪♪
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