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Help, man!

Save me, I can't get up! Help!

No, wait, who are you shouting at? That thing is here! I know, help!

Dad, I'm hiding here.

Don't leave me!

Stop!

I want to see your little hood rat.

Well,

it looks like you guys are such a fan.

We're going to put on a good show.

Oh, God.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes.

That's so good.

Oh shit.

Oh.

Thank you. Thank you.

What's wrong with this picture?

Hey, bro. Get out of here if you know what's good for you. Yeah. You want

trouble? You want trouble?

No, no, please don't hurt me.

I'll do anything you want.

ID. Identification.

What's your ID code?

Hey there, sweetheart.

Looking for something special?

Sarah Connor?

I'm not Sarah Connor, but my name's Ashley.

Sarah Connor?

Can somebody go find Sarah for this gentleman?

This is my friend Raven.

Why don't we go sit down while he waits for Sarah?

Sit down, please.

You just watch yourself, Michelle.

Excuse me.

I'm here.

Thank you

I like it.

um um

out.

Someone was looking for me out here.

Sarah Connor?

That's me.

You were looking for me.

Sarah Connor?

That's me. You heard I get the blow job, huh?

Blow job.

Yes, blow job.

Let's go. What are you looking for?

Yeah.

Oh, no.

Oh, shit.

Put yourself to rest.

Please. Help. Hospital.

Hospital.

Fuck that.

Everybody get down!

Aren't you perfect?

Lady Pleaser's escort certainly knows what they're doing.

Sarah Connor?

That's me, babe.

Come on in, Mr. Beefy Beefscape.

Oh, close the door behind you.

Come on in. Have a seat.

Don't look so serious.

You seem awful stiff.

I hope you're as good as you look.

Aren't you a big strong woman?

Yes.

Luke, you know?

Yeah, um...

87 to go.

Real great plan, John. Real great plan.

Who

is

it?

Gable repair guy.

I'm also a plumber, electrician, if you need one of those.

I need a little servicing.

In my kitchen, I mean.

Over there, in the kitchen?

Yeah, alright.

What you're saying is that I'm basically the mother of the king

of the future?

No, yeah, I guess. I mean, I don't really know the technical stuff, so, I

it's just... So, I'm like your queen.

No, not exactly. I mean, it's... What do you mean, not exactly? You just told

me. Is that my son is the king.

So that makes me the fucking bearer of the world's savior.

Where's my cut?

Look, lady, you're not even pregnant, all right?

You need to focus down. Seriously.

Well, I'm not going to be if you keep it up with that tone.

Look, my only concern right now is to get you somewhere safe. Whoa,

whoa.

So your killer robot doesn't get me?

What is he gonna do, squirt oil on me?

800 series actually can do that, but tastes a little more like diesel, but

gotten a few... Fine.

Mouthfuls. Can be my chauffeur. For your attitude.

He shouldn't find it.

But if he does... Slow him down for like...

Like six seconds. You do realize that the door opens from the

other way, right?

Look, you want to hire a locksmith, go right ahead.

But right now, we've got to get down to business.

What? What do you mean, what?

It's John Connor. It's not Jesus. This ain't Immaculate Conception.

Well, I was hoping for Johnny Depp. Well, this is all you got.

So if you want to be the queen of the mother of the future of the world,

well, you're gonna have to spread them.

Wasn't expecting it to be this easy, but okay.

Fuck yeah.

Nice and hard.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh yeah, do that again.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Uh huh.

Oh. Oh.

Bye. Bye.

You didn't tell anybody where you were going, did you?

No.

Okay.

Update status.

My new bodyguard is taking me to an old warehouse

on 7th Street.

I'm supposed to be the queen of the world.

To start.

Worshipping.

No.

Bitches.

Get out of here. Come on!

No! Sarah!

Sarah!

Run! Run!

I'm hot!

Help me!

No!

Go fuck with the -