All language subtitles for S01E08 Real Gone Ape.ia

And now, here they are,

the most daredevil
group of dacky drivers

who ever whirl their
wheels in the wacky races.

Competing for the title of
the world's wackiest racer.

The cars are approaching
the starting line.

First is the Turbo Terrific,
driven by Peter Perfect.

Next is Rufus Ruffcut and
Sawtooth in the buzz wagon.

Maneuvering for position is
the Army Surplus Special.

Right behind is the Anthill Mob
in their Bulletproof bomb.

And there's ingenious inventor,
Pat Pendig in his converter car.

Oh, and here's the
lovely Penelope Pitstop,

the glamour gal of
the gas pedal.

Next, we have the bouldermobile with
the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.

Lurching along is the Creepy
Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome.

And right on their tail
is the Red Max.

And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
with Luke and Blubber Bear.

Sneaking along last is that
mean machine with those

double-dealing do-batters,
Dick Dasterly and his sidekick, Muttley.

And even now, they're
up to some dirty trick,

and they're off to
a standing start.

And why not? They've been chained
to a post by shifty Dick Dasterly.

Who shifts into
the wrong gear.

And away they go!

On the Way Out Wacky Races!

Roaring across the river,

the Wacky Racers are off on
another wacky lap of today's race.

This time heading for
Carasi Creek, Kentucky.

But wait a minute. It looks like one of
the racers is sneaking by underwater.

Oh, that can only be... it is...

Sneaky Dick Dastardly
and Muttley the Menace.

Oh, what's Dastardly up to now?

I eliminate this route
with my roto-route router.

Look out! Oh, well. No route is
problem to Professor Pat Pending.

He takes the water like a duck.

While the Slag Brothers
take the water like a rock.

And sink like a lead balloon.

Well, it looks like the Slack
Brothers are back in the race.

Or I should say,
all the way back.

Uh-oh, sounds like somebody's
getting their lumps.

Four it to be exact.

And now it's the Anthill Mob,
moving up in the Wacky Race.

All right, you guys.
All together.

Stroke. Stroke.

Stroke.

And here comes
Penelope Pitstop.

Oh, dear. And I didn't
bring my shower cab.

Will you, gentlemen, be so kind as to

help a little old
damsel in distress?

- Oh, certainly.
- Yes, indeed.

Get going!

My, how sweet of y'all.

And the way the race goes on.

Whoops! Except for
number four. Too bad.

Red Max has just
dropped into last place.

Anyone for a drag race
with a real dragon?

Meanwhile, Dick Dastardly, the villain,
is building up a tremendous lead.

Hey, you! Get that egg
crate out of the way!

What did you say?

I said you were real great,
and I meant it.

Oh, no.

Curses. Now the other
cars will catch up to us.

What have we here?

King Klong, largest
gorilla in captivity.

Boy, does that start the old
wheels to turning in my evil mind.

With my power over
dumb animals,

I'll hypnotize this gorilla and
have him delay the other racers.

Not you, Muttley!
The gorilla! The gorilla!

Now, go open that door
and let the gorilla out.

- Who? Me?
- Yes, you!

Stop chattering, or
the driver will hear you.

N-n-n-nice gorilla,
watch the watch.

See it swing back and forth,

back and forth,
back and forth.

You are in my power,

I hope.
You will do as I say.

Please, you will go back there and
stop any car that comes this way.

What are you laughing at?

Meanwhile, number one,
the Slang Brothers

in their rolling stone,
are letting no moss grow under them.

And here comes the
Creepy Coop creeping up.

And Creepy Coop
goes into stick shell.

And it's Penelope
Pit Stop in number five,

showing them which way to go.

But number two has a witch way
of their own, the witches' X-way.

A hex on you, Lily.
A hex on you.

Looks like the hex
It's on you, ma'm.

- Your hair is a suck.
- Ain't it the truth?

But since I washed it,
I can't do a thing with it.

Now try some of this.
It does wonders for my hair.

Now, isn't that much nicer?
Where did she go?

And with my last can
my hairspray too.

Oh, my!

Shoo, shoo! Go away!

Wait! I declare!

Don't worry, Penelope!
I'm coming! I'll protect you!

Unhand that girl,
you monster!

Don't hurt the little
old gorilla, Peter!

I'm a karate
expert, you know!

What's that, Sarge?
A hairy mountain?

That looks like a gigantic gorila.

Drop that girl.

Down, periscope!

Stand by the fire!

Don't hurt the little old gorilla!

Be a nice gorilla
and put me down.

The Great Red Max will
bring down that big blimp.

Adieu!

Here we go!

And now, Penelope Pitstop is making
fast time as she gains on the leaders,

but not fast enough.

Oh, it's you again.
Dear me, you look suck.

You could be attractive
with just a little makeup.

First, a powder base.

Then some lipstick.

a little mascara,
and a wig to top it all.

Now, is that better?

And so, with sweet and innocent
Penelope back in the race,

and the rest of the
field that far behind,

we have a contest for
third place going on,

between car number one
and car number eight.

Now car number one
is beating by a couple

of feet and looking
for an opening ahead.

He's found it.

But here comes number
10, the Buzz Wagon,

trying to trick the
Slack Brother's lead.

Meanwhile, villain Dick Dastardly
has fill up a tremendous lead,

and he lookslike a cinch to win.

And just to be sure
there'll be a few slip-ups,

I'll slicka them with my oil slick.

200 yards to go
and victory is mine.

Oh no, it's the
galloping gorilla again.

And here come the rest of
the cars down to the finish.

And the winner is car number six,
the Army Surplus Special.

Car number four, the Crimson
Haybailer is second,

and car number ten,
the Buzz Wagon is third.

Yes, master, watch
the swinging watch.

Back and forth,
back and forth.

Yes, master,
I'm in your power.

Subtitles: Kilo