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And now, here they are,
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the most daredevil
group of dacky drivers
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who ever whirl their
wheels in the wacky races.
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Competing for the title of
the world's wackiest racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific,
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next is Rufus Ruffcut and
Sawtooth in the buzz wagon.
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Maneuvering for position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is the Anthill Mob
in their Bulletproof bomb.
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And there's ingenious inventor,
Pat Pendig in his converter car.
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Oh, and here's the
lovely Penelope Pitstop,
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the glamour gal of
the gas pedal.
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Next, we have the bouldermobile with
the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the Creepy
Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome.
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And right on their tail
is the Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that
mean machine with those
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double-dealing do-batters,
Dick Dasterly and his sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now, they're
up to some dirty trick,
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and they're off to
a standing start.
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And why not? They've been chained
to a post by shifty Dick Dasterly.
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Who shifts into
the wrong gear.
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And away they go!
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On the Way Out Wacky Races!
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Today, our wacky racers
are roaring along
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the rugged peninsula
of Baja California.
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Racing toward the
sleepy little Mexican
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village of Enchilada
by the Sea.
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The Slag Brothers in car
number one are in the lead,
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and their bouldermobile is right
at home in this rocky land.
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Creepy Coupe is in
second place,
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but the Gruesome
Twosome are in trouble.
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Their engine's overheating.
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Little Gruesome is
chipping into storm power.
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Peter Perfect is hurrying
along in third place.
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But Rufus Ruffcut got in the buzzwag
and tries to cut down Peter's lead.
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The rest of the wacky racers are
bunched up behind the beaters,
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and hanging on to last place is
Dick Dastarly at double-zero.
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Rats, I can't afford it,
I'm just back here.
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I'll chip my way up front.
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Now that we're up front,
we'll take these
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balloons and give our
rivals a bum steer or two.
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The other pilots will sit here all day
honking at these rubber cows.
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Muttley, I told you to put
them in the middle of the road.
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Ekats, a real steer!
Help!
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As the cars feed southward
on the rugged peninsula,
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the road turns into winding,
hard-to-follow trails.
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The heavy surplus special has
bulldozed its way into the lead,
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followed by Peter Perfect
in car number nine.
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The other cars are roaring
over the trackless sand dunes.
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And Dick Dastarly,
running last again,
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shifts double zero
into front spin drive.
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As car number five
goes over a sand dune,
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Dick Dastarly goes under it.
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You're no gentleman.
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And while Pretty Penelope
Pit Stop ponders her problems,
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stay tuned for more
of this Wacky Race.
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As the Anthill Mop climbs
over a sand dune,
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ohh you know
who bores under it.
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Okay, you monks, let's go!
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And now Professor Pat
Pending finds the sand dune.
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Oh, fiddlestick.
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And once again, Dick
Dastarly is in first place.
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Yes. And this time, we're
going to stay here, eh, Muttley?
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Oh, Rats, the luck.
We're stuck in a mud hole.
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Si, senor. You wish me to
pull you out for 80 pesos?
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50 pesos?
Maybe 20 pesos?
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One peso?
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All right, all right.
Just get me out of here.
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Si, senor.
Giddy up, Tamali.
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Do all the cars get stuck
in that mud hole?
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Hey, they cannot move
until Tamali pulls them out.
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Hmm. I'm beginning to get
an idea for a dirty trick.
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I'll give you a hundred
pesos for that burro.
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Oh, that's a deal.
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Yeah! That mud hole
will stump the others,
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and I shall be an easy winner!
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Oh, dear! Mud!
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Permit me to assist
you, Miss Penelope.
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You may proceed now, my dear.
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Why, thank you. You are a
real gentleman, Peter Perfect.
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And we've got the only burro.
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You wish me to pull you
out for 20 pesos, senorita?
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That sure would be
sweet of little old you.
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Hey, what's the idea?
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You didn't tell me you
had another burro.
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You don't ask me, senor.
I have many burros.
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Look!
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Hallujah!
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Okay, you guys, push!
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As car number two sinks
slowly into the slush,
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Little Gruesome shifs
dragonpower.
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And the fire-breathing
dragon fires away.
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Right up the mud hole.
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Rat! All the cars are ahead of us.
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Get out of my car,
you ornery burro!
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That does it. I'll use
brute force on this brute.
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And stay out!
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Oh ohh no! Stop! Stop!
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At the finish line, the crowd
is tense with excitement.
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And here come the
cars into the home stretch.
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Number seven is in front.
Number four is in second place.
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Followed by Prof. Pat
Pending in third place.
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The other cars are strung
behind the leaders,
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and now the slide brothers
are making their move!
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It's going to be close!
Mighty close!
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Number one is in the lead,
but only one brother's in the car!
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They've made it!
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Number one is first,
number seven is second,
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and four is third.
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They're all in now, and bringing
up the rear is Dick Dastardly.
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In a one-horsepower special.
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