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And now, here they are,

the most daredevil group of dacky drivers

who ever whirl their wheels in the wacky races.

Competing for the title of the world's wackiest racer.

The cars are approaching the starting line.

First is the Turbo Terrific, driven by Peter Perfect.

Next is Rufus Ruffcut and Sawtooth in the buzz wagon.

Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special.

Right behind is the Anthill Mob in their Bulletproof bomb.

And there's ingenious inventor, Pat Pendig in his converter car.

Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop,

the glamour gal of the gas pedal.

Next, we have the bouldermobile with the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.

Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome.

And right on their tail is the Red Max.

And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug with Luke and Blubber Bear.

Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those

double-dealing do-batters, Dick Dasterly and his sidekick, Muttley.

And even now, they're up to some dirty trick,

and they're off to a standing start.

And why not? They've been chained to a post by shifty Dick Dasterly.

Who shifts into the wrong gear.

And away they go!

On the Way Out Wacky Races!

Today, our wacky racers are roaring along

the rugged peninsula of Baja California.

Racing toward the sleepy little Mexican

village of Enchilada by the Sea.

The Slag Brothers in car number one are in the lead,

and their bouldermobile is right at home in this rocky land.

Creepy Coupe is in second place,

but the Gruesome Twosome are in trouble.

Their engine's overheating.

Little Gruesome is chipping into storm power.

Peter Perfect is hurrying along in third place.

But Rufus Ruffcut got in the buzzwag and tries to cut down Peter's lead.

The rest of the wacky racers are bunched up behind the beaters,

and hanging on to last place is Dick Dastarly at double-zero.

Rats, I can't afford it, I'm just back here.

I'll chip my way up front.

Now that we're up front, we'll take these

balloons and give our rivals a bum steer or two.

The other pilots will sit here all day honking at these rubber cows.

Muttley, I told you to put them in the middle of the road.

Ekats, a real steer! Help!

As the cars feed southward on the rugged peninsula,

the road turns into winding, hard-to-follow trails.

The heavy surplus special has bulldozed its way into the lead,

followed by Peter Perfect in car number nine.

The other cars are roaring over the trackless sand dunes.

And Dick Dastarly, running last again,

shifts double zero into front spin drive.

As car number five goes over a sand dune,

Dick Dastarly goes under it.

You're no gentleman.

And while Pretty Penelope Pit Stop ponders her problems,

stay tuned for more of this Wacky Race.

As the Anthill Mop climbs over a sand dune,

ohh you know who bores under it.

Okay, you monks, let's go!

And now Professor Pat Pending finds the sand dune.

Oh, fiddlestick.

And once again, Dick Dastarly is in first place.

Yes. And this time, we're going to stay here, eh, Muttley?

Oh, Rats, the luck. We're stuck in a mud hole.

Si, senor. You wish me to pull you out for 80 pesos?

50 pesos? Maybe 20 pesos?

One peso?

All right, all right. Just get me out of here.

Si, senor. Giddy up, Tamali.

Do all the cars get stuck in that mud hole?

Hey, they cannot move until Tamali pulls them out.

Hmm. I'm beginning to get an idea for a dirty trick.

I'll give you a hundred pesos for that burro.

Oh, that's a deal.

Yeah! That mud hole will stump the others,

and I shall be an easy winner!

Oh, dear! Mud!

Permit me to assist you, Miss Penelope.

You may proceed now, my dear.

Why, thank you. You are a real gentleman, Peter Perfect.

And we've got the only burro.

You wish me to pull you out for 20 pesos, senorita?

That sure would be sweet of little old you.

Hey, what's the idea?

You didn't tell me you had another burro.

You don't ask me, senor. I have many burros.

Look!

Hallujah!

Okay, you guys, push!

As car number two sinks slowly into the slush,

Little Gruesome shifs dragonpower.

And the fire-breathing dragon fires away.

Right up the mud hole.

Rat! All the cars are ahead of us.

Get out of my car, you ornery burro!

That does it. I'll use brute force on this brute.

And stay out!

Oh ohh no! Stop! Stop!

At the finish line, the crowd is tense with excitement.

And here come the cars into the home stretch.

Number seven is in front. Number four is in second place.

Followed by Prof. Pat Pending in third place.

The other cars are strung behind the leaders,

and now the slide brothers are making their move!

It's going to be close! Mighty close!

Number one is in the lead, but only one brother's in the car!

They've made it!

Number one is first, number seven is second,

and four is third.

They're all in now, and bringing up the rear is Dick Dastardly.

In a one-horsepower special.

Subtitles: Kilo