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And now, here they are,
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the most daredevil
group of dacky drivers
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who ever whirl their
wheels in the wacky races.
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Competing for the title of
the world's wackiest racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific,
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next is Rufus Ruffcut and
Sawtooth in the buzz wagon.
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Maneuvering for position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is the Anthill Mob
in their Bulletproof bomb.
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And there's ingenious inventor,
Pat Pendig in his converter car.
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Oh, and here's the
lovely Penelope Pitstop,
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the glamour gal of
the gas pedal.
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Next, we have the bouldermobile with
the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the Creepy
Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome.
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And right on their tail
is the Red Mack.
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And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that
mean machine with those
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double-dealing do-batters,
Dick Dasterly and his sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now, they're
up to some dirty trick,
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and they're off to
a standing start.
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And why not? They've been chained
to a post by shifty Dick Dasterly.
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Who shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go!
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On the Way Out Wacky Races!
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As we join the Wacky Racers, they are
wending their wacky way up the
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precipitous peaks of
Tiker's Peak toward
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today's finish line in
Mishmash, Missouri.
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In the lead is car number one,
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the Slag Brothers,
followed by Penelope Pitstop.
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Number two, the Creepy Coop.
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Look out. Whoops! The Creepy Coop
flew the Coop right out of the race.
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Now the Creepy Coop has flown right
back into the wacky race again.
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Here's the Anthill Mob, and
Peter Perfect is out to pass it.
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Ohh Really way out.
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And Professor Pat Pending finds himself
way up in the air in that beautiful balloon.
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As Rufus Ruffcutt
roars around the ridge,
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and here comes Red Max.
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Uh-oh, the old hay baler ain't
what she used to be.
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Max will have to bail out.
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Five, six, seven, eight, nine.
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Ten!
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Last and least desirable, the double
zeros, Dick Dastardly and Muttley.
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A late start, Dastardly?
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Yeah. Last night, I had Muttley
here let the air out of the tires.
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And guess whose
tires got it?
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Cut that out!
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And cut that out! Here, do
something right for a change.
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Give 'em
the old phony fire engine bits.
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Where I come from, we call that a
low-down Yankee carpetbagger trick.
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He gets 'em every time.
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Hmm?
Which way do we go?
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Let me have a look at that map.
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We're supposed to take the left road,
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but if we cheat and take the right road,
we'll get there sooner.
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So we won't take the left road,
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which is the right road,
we'll take the right road,
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which is the wrong road, right?
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- Come left go!
- Did you say left, Sarge?
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Right!
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- Oh, right!
- No!
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Meekly!
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Meekly, come back here!
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Meanwhile, on the wrong road, the
Arkansas Chuggabot barrels along.
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What in tarnation is
going on around here?
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Oh, I get it.
Which way do we go?
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Relax. They don't call me
Hound Dog Luke for nothing.
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They went that way.
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Meanwhile, back on the right road, it's
the Slack Brothers with a slight beam.
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But here comes the lovely Penelope
Pitstop to challenge them.
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While the Slack Brothers
settle their little difference,
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Penelope takes over first place,
followed by the Ant Hill Mob.
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I do declare, this wind doesn't
help my little old complexion.
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I think I'll have me a little
old mudpack fashion.
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Oh my, that is so soothing.
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A little more beauty mud, please.
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Not that much, silly. Now I have to
take a little old bubble bath.
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La la la la la la la
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la La la la la la la la
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Uh oh, something's gone
wrong with Peter Perfect's car.
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Peter Perfect is moving up
and zooms into first place.
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Well, while Peter Perfect
checks his roadmaps again,
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stay tuned for more
of the Wacky Racers.
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While the rest of the wacky racers
are racing along the right road,
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Dick Dastardly has taken
a sneaky side road.
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Muttley, we've got
this race in the bag.
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Who says only good guys win?
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Not now, Muttley.
Stop bothering me.
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Can't you see I'm driving?
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Oh, no. Don't tell me that someone
else took the sneaky road, too.
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What is the matter with you?
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Why didn't you tell me?
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OK, OK.
What a grouch.
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Wow, what a keen booby trap.
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Wish I'd thought of it.
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You're trespassing on Elmer
McCloud territory, stranger.
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Stranger?
I'm no stranger.
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Well, you sure ain't
no Kinfolk of mine.
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I am so.
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Don't you notice the family
resemblance, cousin?
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I've come to warn you, cousin.
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There's some strangers coming up
the trail right behind me.
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You mean
there was some strangers?
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That takes care of those characters.
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Well, don't just sit there, Muttley.
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Start putting the car back together.
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The side bolt connected
to the front bolt.
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The front bolt connected
to the back bolt.
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The back bolt
connected to the neck bolt.
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As we pick up the wacky racers
on our radar scope, we see...
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What's going on here?
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It looks like one of our
wacky racers has gone wacky.
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Oh, it's only a wacky fly.
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But speaking of Wacky Racers,
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here's the Creepy Coop with Jet
Assist Dragon Breath out in front.
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Professor Pat Pending is
sailing along with the breeze,
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but here comes Red Max,
leaping for the lead.
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Ohh What a performance! And the
Creepy Coop gives him a big hand.
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The Creepy Coop still clings to its lead
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in the wacky race,
but the wacky
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professor, Pat Pending, comes up
with another wacky invention.
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The convertible turtle top.
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And away he goes.
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Are we still lost, Private Meekly?
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Don't you know we got a race to win?
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I'll ask that sailor up ahead
where we are, Sarge.
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Uh, fix those
ding-busted strangers.
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Well, that took care
of one of them.
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Faster, Muttley.
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Pesky strangers. Oh!
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Here's some more.
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Well, I swarned.
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Howdy, Cousin Elmer.
Long time no see.
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Well, bust my suspenders.
If it ain't Cousin Luke.
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Howdy, cousin Toby.
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And this must be Cousin Fudd.
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- Howdy.
- That ain't Cousin Fudd, Elmer.
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- That's a bear.
- Well, he's short up to like Cousin Fudd.
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And there's another
cousin up the road a piece.
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Get in, Muttley. We've
got to get out of here
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before that dumb
hillbilly gets wise.
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That low-down cheatin'
varmint ain't no kin of ours.
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Uh-oh. Let's go.
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Hey, blasted, doggone horn,
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no good city slicker!
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And so, as the cars
roar into the final mile
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of the race,
car number seven,
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the anthill mob, is first, but the slag
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brothers are moving into the lead.
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Okay, Raggatang, give
him the old run-a-tot.
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Sure thing, boss.
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And now it's car number
seven in the lead,
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but here comes Peter
Perfect in car number nine.
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And he rockets into the lead
and heads for the finish line like a common.
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But wait, what's that?Ah, there's
a little kitten wandering onto the track.
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Peter hits his brakes,
and it's a tough brake for Peter Perfect
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as Professor Pat Pending in car
number three finishes first.
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Penelope Pitstop is second,
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the Creepy Coop is third.
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Nice kitty.
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And speaking of kitties,
ohh look what
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the cat dragged in last.
Deroopy Dick Dastardly.
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Oh, drat!
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