All language subtitles for S01E02 Creepy Trip To Lemon Twist.ia

And now, here they are,

the most daredevil
group of dacky drivers

who ever whirl their
wheels in the wacky races.

Competing for the title of
the world's wackiest racer.

The cars are approaching
the starting line.

First is the Turbo Terrific,
driven by Peter Perfect.

Next is Rufus Ruffcut and
Sawtooth in the buzz wagon.

Maneuvering for position is
the Army Surplus Special.

Right behind is the anthill mob
in their bulletproof bomb.

And there's ingenious inventor,
Pat Pendig in his converter car.

Oh, and here's the
lovely Penelope Pitstop,

the glamour gal of
the gas pedal.

Next, we have the bouldermobile with
the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.

Lurching along is the creepy
coupe with the gruesome Susan.

And right on their tail
is the Red Mack.

And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
with Luke and Blubber Bear.

Sneaking along last is that
mean machine with those

double-dealing do-batters,
Dick Dasterly and his sidekick, Mutley.

And even now, they're
up to some dirty trick,

and they're off to
a standing start.

And why not? They've been chained
to a post by shifty Dick Dasterly.

Who shifts into the wrong gear.

And away they go!

On the Way Out Wacky Races!

As the wacky racers streak toward
the next stop in the wacky races,

the entire town of
Lemon Twist, Nevada

turns out to wait for the
exciting finish of the race.

At the moment, number one,
the Slack Brothers,

are grimly hanging on
to their lead.

But number four, the Red Max,
is just as determined to pass.

Now it's number three. Professor
Pat Pending, moving into first.

And right behind him, neck and neck
for second place, are number five,

the lovely Penelope Pit Stop,
and number two, the Creepy Coop.

And uh oh,

we forgot 00,
the Bad News Twins.

Can't you stand still, Muttley?
I'm trying to focus.

Quiet. Time for
Operation Roadblock.

Time to spring into action!

Back to our radar
scope, as the wacky

racers snake along
the bank of the Snake river,

with number seven
in first place,

number nine in second place.
And now,

splashing into the
lead is number 10,

Rufus Ruffcut,
as the race heads toward

the ghost town of Spookane.

Shee, Morris,
if you'll pardon the

expression, this town's
as dead as a doornail.

Yeah. I'd be bored out of
my skull, if I had a skull.

That ghost town looks
like a good place

for a little dastardly dirty work.

Free Koo Koola! That
gets 'em every time.

Come on.

Try these on for size, Muttley.
We'll spook 'em out of the race.

OK.

As long as it's free, let's go in.

Here come our first
customers, Muttley.

Let's spook 'em.

Ghosts!

Hey, that looks pretty good.

Thank you, I thought we
were pretty good myself.

However, you should've
made it a little scalier, like this.

Is there a little old mirror where
little old me can freshen up?

Ah!

- What's wrong, Penelope?
- Ghosts!

Ghost? Where?

Right here!

Now it's number six,
the Army Surplus Special

roaring across
country towards Spookane.

And right behind him is
number ten, the buzz wagon.

Followed by that
solid rock bouldermobile.

Out of gas, but not out of the race,
is number seven, the anthill mob.

Stroke, stroke, stroke.

And here comes the
buzz wagon again.

Timber!

And now, burning up the
road and leading the pack,

is the Creepy Coop using
dragon jet power.

Hmm, let's cool it,
my little friend.

Oh boy, here comes another one.

Let's well 'em have it
as soon as they come in.

As the Wacky Racers
leave Spookane behind,

it's number five Penelope Pit
Stop with a comfortable lead,

so she relaxes...

Under the hairdryer.

Off the road, it's Red
Max in number four,

and he's having
starting trouble.

And there goes number four,
back in the running.

Speaking of trouble,

it looks like Dick
Dastardly's up to some.

Right!

This solid steel, phony landscape will
slow this wacky race down for good,

right, Muttley?

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

It's number nine.
The perfect Peter Perfect. Duck!

It can't be!

All the drivers are
jockeying for position.

Hey, it looks like Professor Pat Pending
is going to invent another move.

Professor Pat Pending
rockets past the Red Max.

Heat jets past the anthill mob.

- Look out!
- I'm looking, I'm looking. Oh my.

The Slag brothers are
hogging the road.

Looks like a tough break
for the Slag Brothers.

No, wait a minute.
They're still in the race.

And now, the Arkansas Chuggabug
breezes past the Army Surplus Special.

- Ah, shoot.
- Shoot?

Dick Dastardly is using
one dog power

as he tries to move
back into first.

Number two, the Gruesomes,
are in the lead,

lead, but number five,
Penelope Pitstop,

is creeping up on
the Creepy Coop.

They're racing for
the checkered flag

now, and it's going to be close.

Penelope is pulling
ahead, but here comes

Dick Dastardly with a
last-minute burst of speed.

And it looks as if
Dick Dastardly won,

with number five second
and number two third.

Uh, wait a minute.

The judges have
asked to see a

slow-motion instant
replay of the finish.

Uh-oh. Notice the
front of Dastardly's car.

Boo! Boo!

Dick Dastardly has
been disqualified for a,

uh.. Stretching a point.

And the winner is number five,
the lovely Penelope Pit Stop.

Second, the Creepy Coop.
Third, Rufus Ruffcutt.

Direct, direct, direct,
and a double direct.

Subtitles: Kilo