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And now, here they are,

the most daredevil group of dacky drivers

who ever whirl their wheels in the wacky races.

Competing for the title of the world's wackiest racer.

The cars are approaching the starting line.

First is the Turbo Terrific, driven by Peter Perfect.

Next is Rufus Ruffcut and Sawtooth in the buzz wagon.

Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special.

Right behind is the anthill mob in their bulletproof bomb.

And there's ingenious inventor, Pat Pendig in his converter car.

Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop,

the glamour gal of the gas pedal.

Next, we have the bouldermobile with the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.

Lurching along is the creepy coupe with the gruesome Susan.

And right on their tail is the Red Mack.

And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug with Luke and Blubber Bear.

Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those

double-dealing do-batters, Dick Dasterly and his sidekick, Mutley.

And even now, they're up to some dirty trick,

and they're off to a standing start.

And why not? They've been chained to a post by shifty Dick Dasterly.

Who shifts into the wrong gear.

And away they go!

On the Way Out Wacky Races!

As the wacky racers streak toward the next stop in the wacky races,

the entire town of Lemon Twist, Nevada

turns out to wait for the exciting finish of the race.

At the moment, number one, the Slack Brothers,

are grimly hanging on to their lead.

But number four, the Red Max, is just as determined to pass.

Now it's number three. Professor Pat Pending, moving into first.

And right behind him, neck and neck for second place, are number five,

the lovely Penelope Pit Stop, and number two, the Creepy Coop.

And uh oh,

we forgot 00, the Bad News Twins.

Can't you stand still, Muttley? I'm trying to focus.

Quiet. Time for Operation Roadblock.

Time to spring into action!

Back to our radar scope, as the wacky

racers snake along the bank of the Snake river,

with number seven in first place,

number nine in second place. And now,

splashing into the lead is number 10,

Rufus Ruffcut, as the race heads toward

the ghost town of Spookane.

Shee, Morris, if you'll pardon the

expression, this town's as dead as a doornail.

Yeah. I'd be bored out of my skull, if I had a skull.

That ghost town looks like a good place

for a little dastardly dirty work.

Free Koo Koola! That gets 'em every time.

Come on.

Try these on for size, Muttley. We'll spook 'em out of the race.

OK.

As long as it's free, let's go in.

Here come our first customers, Muttley.

Let's spook 'em.

Ghosts!

Hey, that looks pretty good.

Thank you, I thought we were pretty good myself.

However, you should've made it a little scalier, like this.

Is there a little old mirror where little old me can freshen up?

Ah!

- What's wrong, Penelope? - Ghosts!

Ghost? Where?

Right here!

Now it's number six, the Army Surplus Special

roaring across country towards Spookane.

And right behind him is number ten, the buzz wagon.

Followed by that solid rock bouldermobile.

Out of gas, but not out of the race, is number seven, the anthill mob.

Stroke, stroke, stroke.

And here comes the buzz wagon again.

Timber!

And now, burning up the road and leading the pack,

is the Creepy Coop using dragon jet power.

Hmm, let's cool it, my little friend.

Oh boy, here comes another one.

Let's well 'em have it as soon as they come in.

As the Wacky Racers leave Spookane behind,

it's number five Penelope Pit Stop with a comfortable lead,

so she relaxes...

Under the hairdryer.

Off the road, it's Red Max in number four,

and he's having starting trouble.

And there goes number four, back in the running.

Speaking of trouble,

it looks like Dick Dastardly's up to some.

Right!

This solid steel, phony landscape will slow this wacky race down for good,

right, Muttley?

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

It's number nine. The perfect Peter Perfect. Duck!

It can't be!

All the drivers are jockeying for position.

Hey, it looks like Professor Pat Pending is going to invent another move.

Professor Pat Pending rockets past the Red Max.

Heat jets past the anthill mob.

- Look out! - I'm looking, I'm looking. Oh my.

The Slag brothers are hogging the road.

Looks like a tough break for the Slag Brothers.

No, wait a minute. They're still in the race.

And now, the Arkansas Chuggabug breezes past the Army Surplus Special.

- Ah, shoot. - Shoot?

Dick Dastardly is using one dog power

as he tries to move back into first.

Number two, the Gruesomes, are in the lead,

lead, but number five, Penelope Pitstop,

is creeping up on the Creepy Coop.

They're racing for the checkered flag

now, and it's going to be close.

Penelope is pulling ahead, but here comes

Dick Dastardly with a last-minute burst of speed.

And it looks as if Dick Dastardly won,

with number five second and number two third.

Uh, wait a minute.

The judges have asked to see a

slow-motion instant replay of the finish.

Uh-oh. Notice the front of Dastardly's car.

Boo! Boo!

Dick Dastardly has been disqualified for a,

uh.. Stretching a point.

And the winner is number five, the lovely Penelope Pit Stop.

Second, the Creepy Coop. Third, Rufus Ruffcutt.

Direct, direct, direct, and a double direct.

Subtitles: Kilo