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Hey, babe. So, we've been together a real long time.

And I noticed things have been slowing down in the bedroom.

Like, I can admit that.

I was thinking, like, maybe we should go to a sex store or something like that.

Maybe we find some toys we could use.

What do you think?

Well, we have plenty of toys already.

Okay. So, what about, like, another person?

Another person? I've never thought about that.

It just can't be anybody. Like, who do you have in mind?

Like, what about your best friend, at least?

Ace? Yeah.

My best friend, Ace? You know, I've known him for a long time.

But you just said it couldn't be anybody.

That's true. That's true.

Maybe Ace is the best candidate because, you know, I trust him. He's been here.

You're comfortable with him.

I think you've been eyeing Ace for quite some time, haven't you?

That's besides the point.

Okay.

Okay, well, you know, let's find out what Ace is doing. The CD is available

right now.

How about that? Are you up for it right now? Yeah.

Okay. Let me give him a call and see if he wants to come over.

Okay.

Ace, what's up, man?

Are you busy right now?

No?

Can you do me a favor and come over?

Me and my girl need help. We're putting up something, and you're taller than us,

so we need your help.

Could you come over?

I'll see you in five minutes.

Okay. Bye -bye.

He's coming.

You better be excited.

I'm just going to lay it on him. When he comes over, I'm just going to lay it on

him and see what he's doing.

Okay.

So, man, thanks for helping me out with those kitty hands.

Yeah, no problem. I couldn't reach you, man.

I'm not as tall as you, you know. I know you're always going to live on me.

Yeah, but hey, we didn't actually bring you here for that.

Why don't you have a seat?

I mean...

Just have a seat. Trust me.

So here's Amy again. My girl. So Amy,

don't you have something to tell Ace?

We have one. Yeah, tell him the idea.

So we're trying to make things more spicy in the bedroom.

And we just wanted to know if you could help.

Yeah, I'm for real.

Y 'all need me to go to Walmart?

No, no.

No, like. Right here.

Participate.

Participate? Mm -hmm. Like, all day. See? Oh.

All day. I thought y 'all were talking about seasoning.

No. Seasoning?

No. You serious, bro? I'm serious.

Like, you're my best friend. And you gotta be someone I trust. Like, she

to do this. Like, she's so excited. She's so ready.

This is set up.

No, it's not a set up. I promise you. She'll do it.

Prove to him that we're not kidding.

Tease him a little bit.

I'm serious.

I'm serious.

I'm serious.

I'm serious. I'm serious.

I'm serious.

I'm

serious.

Oh look,

the ball's coming off.

She's so excited, the ball's coming off.

Are you excited baby? Yes!

Finally

got

them.

Right where you want them.

Look how excited she is.

Aw. You haven't been excited in a long time.

Yeah,

I know. I know.

Come on ahead. Do your best.

Thank you.

So huge.

I know.

That's why we picked him, right?

That's falling down.

We should have set this up a long time ago.

I'm sure we'll have other opportunities.

Enjoy it.

My best friend has some hidden talents. What do you know about them?

like this.

He's very flexible.

That's true.

Wow. Do you think we feel like that?

Yeah.

I can't do that.

No?

You're such a good friend.

Oh, that's fun.

Yeah.

I'm so glad you love me now. Me too.

Yeah, it's so deep.

You feeling this tummy? Yeah.

Wow.

I don't know.

Ooh, yeah.

I haven't felt like this in a long time.

Oh, fuck.

I hear it.

I hear it.

Have you agreed to this? Yes.

Oh,

I feel so good.

Oh,

wow.

That lifts you up. Oh, God.

Wow.

Are you having fun?

Yes.

I'm going to help you take your shoes off.

Shoo!

I'm going to start calling him Big Ace now.

Oh, it's so good.

Wow.

Wow. Wow.

Good.

That's me.

Are you happy with your life? Yeah, very happy with my life.

Yes.

Mr. Ink.

Mr. Ink.

Mr. Ink.

Mr. Ink. Mr. Ink.

Mr. Ink.

I'm squeezing my hand tight.

Look at that.

Oh, that

feels good.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh,

it's hurting.

Okay.

So hard in my first year.

Holy fuck, I like watching it.

Oh my god.

I feel so good.

I know.

It looks like you're loving it.

You're such a good friend.

This is such a great idea.

You needed this. After all those months of us not doing anything together, you

needed this.

You need to have him come over all the time, don't we? Yeah.

I feel like I'm going to

fall

um um

That's a lot. I could never do that much.

No. No, I could never do that much.

Wow. Did you like it, girl? Yeah. Yeah, I loved it.

Huh? You did?

We gotta have him come over again.

Yeah, that was pretty funny.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What are you doing this weekend, Dave?

Hey, Dave.

You think you have any friends I could fuck?