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So babe, what do you think about the birthday dinner?

You mean IHOP?

I thought it was fucking great. The coffee was wonderful.

Don't you love it? The pancakes are great. And the waffles and stuff. For a

romantic birthday dinner, that's just perfect.

What? Why are you saying it like that? Like, you didn't enjoy it?

I thought it was great.

Are you really this stupid?

Did I really marry someone this fucking stupid?

If we have kids, they're going to be dumb as fuck if they get your genetics.

What the fuck's wrong with you?

I thought it was a great idea. I'm sorry.

For my birthday, you take me to fucking IHOP. I couldn't even say a word the

whole time. I was in shock.

But you know what? I'm not surprised because you do this shit all the time.

my God. That's why I called your friend.

Excuse me?

Yeah, that's why I called your friend.

You called my friend? Mm -hmm. My best friend. I called your best friend.

Okay. He's coming over right now.

And what's going to happen?

Huh? I'm going to fuck him.

You're going to do this to me just because I took you to Idaho?

I would have rather you not taken me anywhere.

Okay, okay.

And you know what? Fuck those pancakes.

I'm going to eat some big black cock.

Oh, God. Okay. That's right.

Oh, this can't be happening. That's right.

And you know what? You can't take care of me like he can. I've already fucked

him. Oh, God.

We've been fucking for a long time, and his dick is so fucking amazing.

Oh, my God. He makes me cum like no one ever has. Oh, when you're saying no.

That's right.

Oh. Your dick doesn't even compare to his.

But it's okay, honey. I'm going to fuck him right in front of you. So you can

watch. What? Yeah, you're going to watch. You're going to watch me fuck

don't want this. I want it.

It's my birthday. Don't I get what I want?

Yes, you do.

Yeah, but this is my birthday present. So since you fucked up dinner.

Okay, fine.

I'm gonna have dessert.

I don't think he'll do it. He's my best friend. Why would he do this? He's my

best friend. Sure, okay. Well, when he comes over, you'll find out.

Okay, if you say so.

Whoa,

what's he doing here?

Um, well... Uh, apparently, she's been telling me you guys have been fucking.

I told him, babe, but hold on. He took me to IHOP for my birthday.

You did what?

Yeah! I told you don't do that lame ass shit.

I thought it would be great. Why didn't you listen to him? I thought it would be

great. Bro, I told you. Now she's mad at me, bro. Like, I don't understand. He's

not much better than you. I told you to don't do it. Oh, that was so dumb of me.

So dumb.

Oh, honey, I want you to watch.

Keep your eyes right here and watch what's going to happen.

What are you going to do?

I'm going to do all kinds of things to his dick.

Stuff that I'll never do with you.

Okay.

Best friend.

I'm sorry, man, but she meant it.

Talking about you for a minute, so... Yeah, like, you know, he's my friend,

I mean, as a best friend, bro, I just kind of picked up where you couldn't,

we're supposed to. Me? He's my teamwork.

He's helping. You know?

You make me money. I pleasure your wife.

Our friendship's good, so... I can't believe this is happening.

You know?

Everybody's happy.

Yeah.

You ain't compliant.

I'm sorry you got to see this, but... I think he needs to see it. Think of it

like a lesson. You're going to learn the right way to do things.

Okay? So just think of it that way.

Move over.

I'm going to put the real thing over here. Okay.

You're going to watch.

Keep your eyes open.

Okay, I'm watching.

This is how a real cock gets sucked.

I can't believe this, man.

I mean, bro, somebody had to do it. All because our tooth is in a long place to

eat. Well, no, you've been fucking up for a minute.

You okay, man?

It's been like a couple months now since we've been going at it.

It's a long time.

And he never eats my pussy.

Really? Yeah.

Don't tell him everything.

I will.

I'm going to show you how to eat a prosciutto man.

Okay. And he can't fuck me. It feels like he's poking me with a coffee

God.

Alright, that's never going to happen to you.

No,

it might get lost in there.

Might accidentally bite it off and swallow it.

You can just watch.

I just wish that you were him.

You're thicker than yours.

This is a real fucking cock.

How can I be expected to fuck you again after I've had this?

This is a real man.

You're not a real man, honey.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I'm not sorry.

I mean, yeah, this is a good business partner.

It just makes us a lot of money. That's true.

Yeah, I mean, he's a sweet guy and everything, but, you know.

He's not a real man like you are.

Damn,

man. I told you don't do that shit.

He should have listened to you. He should have listened to you.

Now you gotta watch this.

You're gonna watch me fuck him.

He never eats my pussy. He never eats my pussy.

Come let me make up for me and him, I guess.

Like a friend should, you know?

Like, bro, you got... You're so lucky I'm a good friend.

You're lucky he's a good friend to both of us.

I do stuff that you wouldn't do.

You're all the while happy, so you can be happy, so you can make us money,

keeps me happy.

See?

He's doing all the heavy lifting, and you just don't even appreciate it.

What's wrong with you?

Look at him.

Eye up, bro.

I know.

With the money he makes?

He'll hold this.

you watching this and learning?

I don't think you could ever do this with your tongue though. Your tongue has

sale.

Buffet!

Pull it up, babe.

He doesn't feel sloppy and weird with his tummy. It's just nice, soft, sensual

kisses.

He isn't like, you know, a hungry, nervous dog like you are.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh,

it's so fucking good.

He's just sucking it in.

Oh,

I'm just sliding my tight little pink pussy down that big dick.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I feel like it just goes on forever.

It's like ten dicks all in one pussy. Just, oh, fuck. Every corner and

nook and cranny inside me is full.

I feel like it's going to come out my fucking mouth any second.

If we put yours next to it, it would, like, just overshadow it so much.

It would be like someone standing next to the Eiffel Tower or something.

Like, you know, you're just so kind with them.

I know. I know. I'm sorry.

Yeah, the part on his dick is just amazing.

Get the little ones.

Yeah,

I might need a little lube real quick. Yeah, why don't you get that? That's how

you can make yourself useful, is by getting lube. No, not that one. The

one.

I can't teach you anything.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You should be.

I'm sorry. I may read it. Yes, you know I'm not.

This is actually looking out to be a really great arrangement.

Yeah. I understand why you do this. Yeah.

Your friend can fuck me.

And you guys, you know, can keep your thing going.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh. Oh.

up and down on that, and it still is just going on forever.

Ooh, fuck yes.

Mm -hmm.

Ooh, so good.

Are you watching?

Look at that. Watch him.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yes.

You feel so fucking good. You're so powerful.

This powerful body. You're just such a powerful man. You are so weak.

I just wish you'd show up. You know,

I think we need a bed extender because his dick is so long it fucks me right

across the bed. So that's what we can use him for.

Oh,

yes. Yes.

You can just watch every time from now on.

I've had it hiding from you. I don't want to hide it from you anymore because

you're such a pussy. It doesn't fucking matter.

Does he keep talking to me babe?

Oh yeah.

I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to him.

Oh yeah.

Oh god, he fucks me.

Yeah, see, he's doing you a favor.

Thanks. No, I'm not going to dab you. You took her to IHOP, bro.

Okay. And I told you don't do that shit. He told you not to take me there, and

you still took me there, so this is what you get. That's okay.

From now on, we can all be happy.

I promise I won't take you to IHOP anymore. I mean, I'll keep her happy,

guess you better.