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Everywhere you want to go, to the club where the men put on a show, where the

ladies get loose and free, the male dancers are the benefit to me.

Oh, oh, my.

It's a late night out. They can all get up and shout.

The men are shaking just a bit.

Take them home again and again.

that son of a bitch and body, Jack.

Too much goddamn booze is too easy to do and you don't have to pay for it.

Damn, you killed my tomfool self yesterday drinking with old granddad

and my good buddy Jack Daniels.

Shit.

Everything's ready, Miss April.

Y 'all can come on in now.

of auditions for male exotic dancers for my new ladies club.

And I want to let you know that I really appreciate your help in this because it

would take me at least a year to decide which dancers to choose.

Yeah, imagine standing in a bar for a year trying to decide which one's the

dancer. Yeah.

Morning,

how are you?

Hey, I'm okay.

to audition today, so I think we better get started.

Smell that

But you're not.

Please.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is Brandy Nair at any time. You think I'm alone. I saw him first.

That man isn't big enough for both of us. I bet he is. Okay.

What's next?

Believe it or not, this guy from Bavaria.

Bavaria? You know what that is?

I think it's somewhere near Bakersfield.

No, no. It's one of those little eastern countries over in Europe, you know?

Vampires and bats.

Really? Gypsies. Oh, how cool.

What's this guy's name?

I don't know. He calls himself Abandoned. Oh, the band?

Oh, that is sexy. I mean, that is really, totally sexy.

I don't know, a tall, dark, mysterious man.

Oh. Kelsey, calm down. You haven't even seen this guy yet. I don't care.

Don't move.

I'm very sleepy.

I have to be chopped when I might shoot.

What are you going to do?

I haven't seen a man in seven years.

Please, don't cut me up.

What are you going to do to me?

Put it on my toe.

So you want it to be on your back.

You want a beer, too?

Thank you.

Do you have any red wine?

Sure.

I'm not

joking

around with the rest of the girls. It's kind of hard to miss.

I'm just tired, I guess.

I don't know what you say about it.

Talking to a bartender when you have a problem.

But it really does work, honestly.

Are

you

married?

Not happily.

I love him and all.

But when I hear them talk about all the sex they have, I really feel like I'm

missing out on something.

Your husband doesn't do it for you, huh?

He's got no spirit of adventure.

He doesn't like to accept.

He won't even give me his head.

I know exactly what you're talking about. I had a girlfriend like that

Now, me, I love your head.

I mean, I could eat poopy for hours at a time.

This girl, all she wanted to do was fuck.

Basic missionary, nothing else.

You know, she moved once.

I thought she had an orgasm.

You're funny.

Hey, you know, I know this might sound kind of horrid, but if you want to,

get together.

Look, I really think you're damn attractive, and you could probably use a

fling, no strings attached.

Oh, no, I couldn't.

Well, I think you deserve a lot better than you get.

I know for myself personally, I'd love to get together with you.

I... I would feel guilty.

Yeah.

Well, look.

You changed your mind.

Let me know.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You don't know what I've been through.

Staring at the phone and waiting here for you.

I don't know why I should love.

Is it right?

Is it more than acceptable?

Oh.

Wow.

Wow.

Amen.

. . . .

.

um um

No.

No.

I'm sorry.

oh my god

um um

Whoa!

One,

two.

She can't take her eyes off him.

Hey, did you hear the joke about the plane crash?

No. No? Tell it. What?

Okay, well, everybody on board is killed.

Oh, that's pretty fucking funny. Well, let me finish.

The investigators at the plane crash site find a little black box. You know,

one with the conversation from the cockpit.

Yeah. And the last word right before the explosion are, no, I meant a bed light.

Oh, God.

You don't mind me touching you, do you?

Okay, I guess.

Thank you.

No.

I thought about it, though.

Maybe.

I'll let you know, okay?

Okay, we had enough of a break?

Yeah.

Okay. Boy oh boy, fun time sure is over.

Okay, next is this guy called The Shark.

Okay, Mr. Shark, we're ready for you.

Hey, Shark.

What kind of job do you got to pull tonight, huh?

Huh? Well, first, I got to run a lot of guns up to Louisville, and then I'm

bringing back the truckload of shine.

Oh, hey.

Hey, maybe you could take me along, too, you know?

Maybe if you need any help or anything, maybe you're going to drop at a

whorehouse or something, you know?

Well, tell you what, Raph, what do you think? Think I look like Ron Brady

tonight?

No.

Al Pacino you look like.

Hey, hey, man.

What about me? What about me, huh?

Hey, hey, hey. Come on.

I don't know, Raph.

Boris Karloff, maybe, huh? A -shock!

What can I do for you, lovely lady?

My car broke down.

I was hoping you could help me out.

Oh, I'm always willing to help out a damsel in distress.

Ain't that right, Rat?

Hell yeah.

I was hoping I could use your phone to call for help.

You were?

And what's your name?

Jenny. Jenny.

Well, that's very pretty, Jenny.

But just what's in it for me?

Hey, look, Buster, you're making a big mistake.

I'm Bugsy's girl.

Bugsy's girl?

Bugsy's girl?

And you walk right into my place with absolutely no protection whatsoever.

You're not too smart, are you, girly?

What are you going to do, Shock?

You're going to fuck a shock on us, are you?

How about if I just get out of here and we'll forget the whole thing, okay?

Ho, ho, ho, ho, come back here and stand right there.

I'll tell you what. I'll make a deal with you.

I'll let you go, alive and all that. That's smart.

In exchange for a little good treatment on your part.

Okay, what do you want me to do?

Well, first, I want you to fornicate.

and perform fellatio on my friend Rat over there.

What? Hey, hey, hey, Shaka, uh, you think that's such a good idea? I mean, I

don't think... Oh, relax, relax, Rat.

You don't have to do anything.

Oh, that's nice, Shaka. Thank you, it's nice of you.

I'll do it myself.

What's Bugsy gonna do when he finds out, huh?

What's Bugsy gonna do?

Well, fuck, fuck, dick.

I already do.

Yeah, yeah, I'll bet you do.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Okay.

Whoa!

Whoa!

What's going on?

The lady said we could leave if she let us know if we got the job or not.

You got an old lady?

And what the hell is it to you?

Hey, hold on to that pride, Clyde.

I've got an idea that can make you a whole shit -pot full of dead presidents.

Yeah? How much?

Five hundred and a regular job in this place if you play your cards right.

And just what do I have to do?

That's the kind of logical thing we need.

I'd like you to step into my office.

Yeah, you can tell the minute when he looks at him that he would be an animal

bed. Yeah, why limit yourself, right? Isn't that your philosophy?

Don't talk that way, Jenny.

Oh, sis.

Thank God this whole thing is almost over.

I didn't hear you complaining too much to Anna.

You like what you see. Why don't you admit it? I don't have to admit anything

you. All right, girls, leave her alone. We only have one more dancer.

Let's go to him.

So I'll call you girls tomorrow and you can tell me which answer you think that

I should use.

Okay, great.

Think about my offer for dinner?

Yeah, sure.

I mean, why limit yourself, right?