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Previously on Below Deck Man.

Tonight we'll make a team, watch a movie in bed and have a time of our own. I

was going to say tonight we'll make love.

Dom's really in the good books at the moment.

It's nice to have him around to cuddle. Don't tell him I said that.

I do want Dave to realise that there is this line that he cannot cross.

I can't deal with the message he's writing.

Copy. I'm still in love with her, but that's not happening. So I need to be

to just push it away.

Oh!

Oh!

Do you need medical?

My heart is in my stomach.

These guests are very demanding.

So to lose one from your team, I literally feel sick.

I'm tired.

20 hours, don't say.

No break.

Kyle's obviously upset because he wants to finish the season, but I mean, we're

quite short -handed as it is. Yeah, you need a third person.

I don't want to be replaced.

It's like one of the most difficult moments for me that I've had.

Bye, Kyle.

Love you guys.

I'm so tired.

Like, I'm sorry to sit down and sleep over two days. I know.

It's not too much.

I need to wake up.

What don't you see that I see?

You tied that vest up.

Take your read.

We just must get all of the linens off the bed and all of the towels. We just

need to wash everything.

Everyone is exhausted.

Last chance to all of us. And there's still an overwhelming amount of work to

done in this scenario.

David. Natasha and Storm may be in the crew mess for charter number nine.

Perfect sheet meeting. Copy.

Great.

So we made it.

Charter number nine.

Final charter.

Co -primaries Josh Joseph and his daughter Sydney Joseph are the founders

their own investment company. They're joined by business partners Ashley and

Michael, a .k .a. MOOCs, and business partners NFL players Dominique Easley

Jordan Reed.

I think that the football boys are going to put some food back in. I don't know

anything about American football.

I watch a ton of Premier League. Liverpool for life, baby. You never...

alone. Dinner, surf and surf celebration.

Guests request steak and lobster dinner.

Guests request a classic take on Las Vegas Casino Party.

In the afternoon, the guests would like to play on all the water toys.

Final charter.

Tomorrow we board, 12 o 'clock. Guests will board us on anchor. Due to

weather. Thank you. Thank you, Stephanie.

I'm going to have this new girl, but I hope she doesn't have to do laundry.

I think you should be on your normal shift, because you can still do the

with me.

But she's late, as in, like, Kyle was with me. So then she can just clear up.

think she'll be quick. She's a housekeeping shoe.

It'd be me and Kyle on service the entire season.

I need to get ginger ale from the sun deck. No, I can grab that.

Yeah, I've got your tequila coming up. I love a spicer.

You? Uh -uh.

My arsehole burns.

God, was that what it is, like when you chew in a waffle?

That's the one that I don't get along with.

For her to actually be stuck with me, it could potentially be a bit of a

disaster.

48 hours, that's all we need to get through next.

48 hours and we're done.

That's better.

That's better sweet for me.

It's going to be weird.

Meeting Nat and having the connection with her that I have, you know, I don't

really want to say goodbye to her. I suck.

Goodbye.

Here we go.

This is it.

Let's go.

Oh, no. Look at the weather.

Where did that come from? It looks like it may just be spotted clouds.

This girl comes and she says, like, come in now. Okay, rule number one. No big

peanuts. We can't deal with that right now. We can't deal with our lives. I

think that she's going to be cute.

Yes, sir.

The water taxi's here.

Hi. Hi.

We're going to need shoes.

You look amazing.

Thank you.

I'm Sasha.

Sasha, I'm Ellie. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Let me take my shoes off before I run out. I don't want to. Look at your

toenails. Have you just had them relaxed?

I did them myself yesterday, actually. My previous experience was working on a

cruise line.

I only worked in the spa there versus on a yacht. As a stewardess, you kind of

do everything.

I am a little bit out of my comfort zone, you know?

Hi, how are you doing?

Nice to meet you.

Sorry, my hands are full. Let me give you a hug.

What's your name again?

Dave. Nice to meet you, Dave. I'm Ellie.

Nice to meet you, Ellie.

Down to the crew area.

Me calling out.

Hi, how are you?

How are you?

Great.

I'm Natalia.

So nice to have you on board. Okay, thank you.

Very glamorous, Elena.

Like, we're on a yacht, but off to, like, a fashion show. Like, I hope she's

ready to get her hands dirty because she's gone into housekeeping.

So this one's your bed.

Okay. Here's your uniform.

And we'll take you up to the bridge to see Captain Stanley.

Where are you from? From Slovenia. I grew up in Serbia, and after that I

to Slovenia, Macedonia, and I kind of had to learn all these different

as a child.

So my first interest was linguistics.

I've got a bachelor's degree in English and Russian languages and literature.

And my first job was being a translator, actually.

I'm currently working on my seventh language, which is Mandarin Chinese.

Hello everyone, my Chinese name is Ailina.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Ellie.

Thank you so much for coming.

Well, I'm here for whatever you need.

All right, I'll see you soon.

Okay, I'll be there in a minute.

When she turns, do you maybe want to give her a quick explanation of the

so that when she comes in she knows the system?

Yeah. Of course, have you met the new shoe?

Yeah, she's sexy.

Yeah, yeah. Mm -hmm. You'll like it.

Although she's about W height.

You'll be mainly on laundry and housekeeping for this trip, which has

baby. You think you've done laundry, haven't you? Yeah, I've done laundry.

I'm definitely, like, freaking out, not being in control of the laundry, but

then I'm like, oh, like, I think I've got high standards, so it's hard to let

someone else take the reins whenever I've got an idea in my head of how

should be.

I haven't damaged any laundry yet. See, that's good. Awesome, yes.

I said provisioner.

Provisions are waiting on the dock for us at the closest JC to us. All right,

thanks, Tash. We'll get on it now.

You two can go? Yeah.

Are you on, Johnny?

Bridge, Bridge, that's a tender away with Courtney and Dee.

Copy, Claude.

Good morning. Good morning.

I'm having a bit of trouble with the ironing board.

It's a little bit hard to open it.

It's probably me. I don't know. I press over here to release it.

And then, oh my god.

Ah, okay, okay. She needed the old one to hit her road.

Okay.

Never used this before.

ETA, like four minutes.

Copy that, thank you.

Oh, my God.

Smell of health day today.

Is it?

I didn't see your pose.

You weren't there.

Oh, is that how it is? You blocked me today.

Oh, maybe I did it when I was there.

I don't blame you.

Bye.

Provision, provision.

Hey, I'm Reed. My name is Jelena. Nice to meet you. Pleasure to meet you. This

is just going to the main table.

Main table over here?

Yeah, you can walk.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Wow, this girl is beautiful.

Don't be selfish, mate.

What's wrong with this button?

Okay, wow.

Dear Jesus.

Don't let her with my laundry.

Dave? Yeah?

With the lunch, is it soup for starter?

I'm doing, like, the Mediterranean Greek kind of eye, lamb costa, and I'm going

to do a nice grilled sea bass.

All crew, all crew.

Get into your white.

Meet me on the swim platform at 11. Okay, copy.

Let's see.

Tash.

Ladies first.

Yes,

they're in the water tank.

We're all good.

Coming.

All right.

Here we go.

Oh, here they come.

She wrote the tires or something.

Last charters always drag on for some reason. It's like your body knows that

you're coming to an end, so it starts to shut down. I'm super exhausted, and we

haven't had time at all to train the new stewardess. We've basically given Ellie

a rag and said, like, do the cabin.

You're both not big enough.

I want a refund.

Here I am.

Coming up.

I lost my check.

Somebody's going to find that moment.

It's like a pain that costs like the price of a home.

Oh.

Welcome aboard.

Hi. How you doing? How you doing? How you doing? Good, welcome.

I'm Dominique. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Hi,

Courtney. Nice to meet you. These guys are hot. The only thing I really know

about American football, I think, is they say like 32.

I'm going to put some cold towels here if you'd like. Yeah, if you'd like to

refresh your hands at all or no.

Tasha, I'm going to show you around and then we're going to get settled in.

We'll do an exterior call first.

Here's the bridge deck.

Most meals will take place at this table.

We got some pancakes on the board. No pancakes.

We'll have pancakes later.

I eat pancakes for breakfast, for lunch, for dinner.

I'll get a tip, Dave, to make some for you. Any particular flavor?

No, just a particular way.

Okay. Last one, brother.

But up here, we have the koozie.

It is gorgeous.

It is gorgeous.

Boy, these damn stairs ain't good for my knees, boy.

Thanks, guys.

Oh, wow. Gucci.

Oh, it has to be that Louis bag.

Let me come head through down to the owner's suite.

These stairs look crazy.

Forget the stairs.

Holy shit.

This is beautiful. Beautiful. Perfect. We'll take it.

Captain Sandy, the Kris Jenner of yachting.

She's a momager. She's a manager.

She's a yachtager.

She's Captain Sandy.

Let's go check out the other place.

We're going downstairs?

One more time.

Can you do this?

So this is the VIP suite.

And then the other cabins are kind of very similar.

Listen, I'm not going to feel comfortable sleeping with that much

next to my head like that. You can't escape the water, bro. No, no, no. I

I can't escape it.

I'm going to take my ass upstairs.

Please, sir.

May I have some of your money?

Hey, we're done with the tour, right? Yeah.

All right, my love. I'm going to get changed quickly.

Hey, guys, let's all get changed into our wits. Yeah, copy.

Where are you from?

Australia, from Perth. Beautiful. Yeah. A dream of mine is to hold a koala bear.

Oh, my God. Everyone thinks they're really soft and cuddly. They're not.

scratch you, and they also have chlamydia.

No way. That's crazy. It's a fact.

Everyone's like, oh, they look so cute and stuff. They're not. They're furry.

You're not giving us your name. Yeah.

Get the slide out.

Get the toys out.

Whenever you'd like to meet your way to the table and get ready for lunch.

Anything that can float is going on the water.

Ellie, Ellie, Tasha, please can you come up to the main pantry? We just need

your help on lunch service.

I'll be there.

So Dave, I think they're making their way up now.

Yeah, I'm ready to go.

There was a point in the season where I was like, I've had enough, I can't

handle this emotionally and mentally because of Tash.

But at the end of the day, I'm here to do a job, and I want to make sure I get

it done well.

So now it's time to just go full, like, tunnel vision, one focus.

I'm coming for you. Let's go.

I'll be right with you. We're just going to do drinks and stuff first.

What do you call this?

Yeah,

you do not look fancy enough for this. Yeah, it's from my bathing suit.

So Nat just needs a hand upstairs. If you can please pour water for them.

Eat you.

Malt is a pretty cool place.

Okay, so salmon.

How can I help you? Oh, would you like to go off with some still water?

And then I'll come behind with the sparkling.

Three, two, one.

Would you like some still water?

Sparkling.

Oh, wow.

Any masters out there?

Sweet potato?

Smoked sweet potato, yeah.

What is this?

So we've got sweet potato.

Wow, that looks great. You can smell the smell.

There's just one more thing. I'll run it off and I'll come in plain. Oh,

perfect.

It's attached there. We've got a nice lamb kofta there.

Got some grilled salmon with some pickled courgette. Some smoked sweet

there. Mixed tomato and black bean salad there. Just a little bit of texture.

Thank you.

Yeah, this is amazing. Thanks, guys.

Oh, the sweet potato's good.

That was really good. I just really want to say I appreciate it. I appreciate

the moment to really bask in it with you guys.

Thank you. That brought a tear to my eye.

My ex reached out to me, basically saying he wants to get back together

always feel sick about, like, the thought of being alone.

But all I can feel is the way he looked at me when he told me to stop.

Literally, like, he wanted me to die.

Oh, that lamb looks good. It's really good. What do you want?

Just hand me. You can use your hands. Yeah, you can just toss me a beer.

Tash, going well with the table.

Hey, can you please stop messaging me? I don't need this right now. I'm trying

to do my last charter.

I haven't done anything ever.

All right.

Okay.

You do you, Nataka.

There you go.

Are you about to take out the justice?

Oh, my God. Did you just kill your lady?

I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

That was not good.

Oh, my God. She just blocked something.

Oh. Oh my God.

I did that when I was little.

I ran into a green door. My dad thought it was hilarious.

I did.

Can I grab one of the wave runners?

Just take it out for a few minutes. Of course you can.

I'm sorry. I don't have that much experience in service. I do love to

though. Honestly,

you've been incredible.

Thank you so much.

I was wondering, how do you tell people's laundry apart?

Because it's not really labeled, per se. I know.

I'll have to ask Nat what she normally does.

Okay.

You're strong.

Actually,

I'll be back in just a moment.

Pretty awesome, right?

Cool.

None of this is okay.

I'm fed up with dealing with this now. For the first time, I feel like quite

clearly it needs to end.

Water for this or regular water? Bottle of water.

Bottle of water? Yep.

Enjoy.

Y 'all.

For tonight, like activities tonight.

Yeah. Do we have a theme we're doing tonight?

Tonight we have a casino.

It is, so it's Vegas. Yeah, Vegas.

So I can tell everyone to dress for Vegas. Vegas, lovely.

Might have to have a conversation with two big fella.

Yeah. Me personally, I would like some pancakes.

With dinner? Yeah. Yeah.

I like it crispy around the edges though. Yeah. Not too fluffy.

No worries, I can do that. Question, do I have coconut oil?

You do, yeah. Ooh, okay.

You want me to do some coconut oil? Yeah. Yeah? No worries.

So usually, obviously you can do whatever way you do it.

I just take like a nice little glob, put it right in the tunnel as I'm dripping

the batter in.

Yeah, okay. You know what I mean? So I can just spread it out. Do you want it

small or do you want it big?

Big. Big, yeah. Yeah, that's fine. I'll give it a go and then you can see if I

cut it.

I'm really happy you could join us. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it.

you've worked in spas and... Yes.

Where did you sail to?

We sailed all over. I did a lot of the Caribbean, a lot of South America as

well. So you're in some rough seas.

Oh, yeah.

A couple of years ago, we lost engine power in a storm in Norway.

In this... spot that's like historically known for shipwrecks. It's like the

worst spot you could possibly lose control over the vessel.

So yeah, I'm lucky to be alive right now.

It was a life -changing experience, you know. Did you have to launch the life

raft? We couldn't because the weather was so bad. Like the waves were like

10 to 20 meters.

I felt like, you know, I had a near -death experience there, you know. It

really hard thinking of my parents.

I am their only child, so my heart just broke for my parents.

You know, it wasn't even so much for me in my life.

Just thinking of the pain that would cause my parents was so heartbreaking.

We had, like, helicopters evacuating us, and it was like a 27 -hour

mission. That's terrible. Just flailing in the sea.

Pretty much, yeah.

You're so excited. I love it.

Where do I start? Where do I start?

Oh, wow.

Boys, outfits tonight.

Yee!

You want to go on the tube?

I can take you on the red one behind the ski.

You want to go?

Yeah. All right.

Just him and the Mediterranean.

Dinner.

Right, what are we having?

Night's dinner, I guess.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm cool.

So I'll do a lobster surf and turf.

Yeah. With short rib and lobster.

Dominique wants crepes with his main course.

Yeah.

You mentioned earlier he could eat pancakes for breakfast, lunch and

that's what you want.

Oh.

Dude, that's the shit that we live for right there. It is. It's fire.

Oh, there you go. Oh, that's up in the air.

Come on, I'll do it. I'm going to do that shit.

Yeah, one time.

OK, what am I doing? What am I doing?

Oh, you did?

You lost your chain?

You alright?

My little confettis.

Always wear that, Mom. Or I'll never take it off.

I'm gonna go look for my s***.

I think it was that last bill that got me. So I lost it in the Mediterranean.

Want to go snorkeling? Can we get out tomorrow?

First thing in the morning. Who would want to dive?

Oh, that's why you want to dive.

It's like a chain that costs like the price of a home.

Let me see if we can possibly dive like first thing in the morning or like if

somebody could come.

I'll go speak to Captain.

Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy, Courtney.

It's very hard to say no, to guess.

Like, I hate it.

But we're in a bay, basically, and the current's going out of this bay. So even

if we wanted to dive down and get it, somebody would have to dive 40 meters,

which there would still be no possibility of finding the chain. I can

like, stressing the f*** out. Like, don't know what to do.

Somebody's gonna find that m***.

Damn!

So the guy went tubing with his big gold chain on.

And he lost it? And he's lost it.

They're just wondering if, like, there's any, like, diving facilities where they

could dive down in the water tomorrow morning and try and find it.

How deep is it? 14 meters.

And it's probably deeper where you were taking him on the tube. I'm in a shallow

spot. That necklace is a needle in the haystack. I would say this. Do you have

insurance? I think I'd make a claim.

It's gone.

Yeah. Okay, I'll go and tell them. Good job today.

Thanks.

Yay.

Look at this.

I'm just like, I haven't decided.

I'm like, randomly, because my process is I put everything on the table and

I eliminate everything, all the rubbish. No, I'm the firm. The boys are going to

set up. Okay.

Oh, I should do my dinner jacket fold again.

You'll do it.

Yeah. Sexual.

Yep. I feel like.

Losing Kyle has brought me and Natalia closer together.

I'm actually really surprised.

It's nice to actually spend time with her. All

right, so you're half a day in.

I walked through a glass door in front of the guest.

No, you didn't. Yeah, I did.

So how long have you been in yachting? I've been in yachting since last June.

first boat was Kismet, so I worked on like a 95 meter.

I know Kizzy.

Oh, yeah?

Most of my friends describe me as pretty flirty.

I don't try to be.

So you said you're from?

I'm a southern boy through and through.

Is that flirty? Maybe, but really it's just the truth.

Oh, you know what song I like?

Tennessee Whiskey.

That's a great one.

Yes, I love that one. I think we're going to get along really well.

Thanks. What would you do? Do we have good news?

Aw. We have bad news.

But obviously you were tubing, like, all around there, and it only gets deeper

from here.

And this current is probably the strongest current that we've had, like,

season. Damn.

Probably it's already going that way. I know, I'm sorry, this is not the news

that you want to hear.

I understand the seriousness. Okay, cool, yeah.

Bio -current, sure.

Yeah, that's all we can kind of do at the moment. You do what you can. Life

happens. The chain, that's long gone.

It's in Spain, kind of.

It's not in Walter anymore.

I don't know.

Sorry, man. That happens. You lose six -figure chains.

So tonight is Jing Fong. I actually happen to have a costume on me. I

don't know if it's going to fit the theme at all.

What is that?

It's a Playboy Bunny costume.

Like, if you feel comfortable to do that, then bring it on.

On my previous boat, we had a lot of costume parties, and I dressed up as a

playboy bunny. And it kind of became, like, my theme, you know, what everybody

knew me for.

Ever since then, I've been bringing all my costumes along.

I've got my sluggy cheerleader that's another staple of mine.

But, yeah, there's not enough time on this boat to bring the other personas.

We're just going with the bunny for now.

All crew, all crew, we're going to be pulling in all the toys.

Everyone's doing a great job so far.

You think casino, you think more money.

What?

You think they do pedicures and shit in here? You don't think they'll do my

feet? I ain't getting nothing.

Money, money, money.

It's a Vegas night. Casino night. You gotta go take a shower. I'm gonna go get

ready.

What time is everything starting tonight?

I'll do my dice uniform.

Okay. Boys, dinner time.

Hey. Boys. Hey.

Hey, get up and chill.

All right, I'm so excited to see your outfits.

Yeah, it's going to be fun.

Oh, my God.

What the hell is this dress?

Oh, wow.

Welcome to Vegas.

This is disgusting.

Splashy. Splashy.

Splashy. I'm jealous. I want to be a Playboy bunny.

I've actually got two costumes. No way.

Oh, my God. It's so hot.

Oh, my God.

I think it's a bit much for you.

I can die a happy man now.

Thankfully, Courtney and I both have skirts to make it a little bit more

presentable to the guests. We're working for tips, but not that kind of tips.

I feel like a f***ing idiot.

Let me see. I'm a porn director in the 70s, but I'm also the flapper and the

lead actor and the director.

The three of you again doing anchor watch? I will be going to bed.

You know your time, eh? Two, correct.

Thanks, mate.

Help me.

Do you have a minute?

Of course I do. Can you cut my tail off, please?

Cut your tail off. Yes.

Roll tide.

Oh, my goodness.

Good night, ladies.

Good night.

You look like a pull -chain teta.

Oh, my God. Blackjack.

Blackjack. Isn't it cute? So cute.

Vegas versus Playboy money. Well, we just thought, you know, like cocktail.

Yeah, I like it. I love it.

This is the best news.

Would you like still a spot? Still would be great. Thank you so much. Wonderful

outfits.

This is for the pancake.

If someone asks for a thin pancake, I'm going to make a crepe.

Super airy, super light, crispy on the outside.

So I even got a blowtorch to make it really crispy on the outside.

I'm going to take off with the bread.

All right, how about a toast now? Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Eat pizza, so don't eat the crust.

Where did you hear these from?

A drag queen friend.

Okay.

Freshly baked bread.

There you go.

Hopefully you like them. Thank you.

Ta -da.

All I know is I want the butter that's on the other side and the salt.

The pancake request.

Pancake, yes.

Oh, my.

Crispy -ass pancakes right there.

Oh. Wow.

Are those the pancakes?

That's what you wanted, right?

Those are crepes. They're French.

If you stack them all together, it's like a pancake.

You're fluffy with crispy pancakes.

They're not fluffy.

So you asked for crepes. No, I did not ask for crepes. I specifically said

pancake. Did you say that to him? Yeah.

I'm going to get pancakes.

I know I did not say crepes. I'm not eating that shit. I'm not eating that.

I don't want it.

Did you even try the crepes? You're not going to try them. I'm not a crepe

person. Oh, okay.

Chef, he doesn't want crepes.

He wants pancakes.

No, he doesn't. He wants the opposite, the American pancake.

I'm telling you right now, he wants a pancake.

I was told that he doesn't like American -style pancakes.

I was told that he wants thin, crispy on the outside.

I would like some pancakes.

For dinner? Yeah. I like it crispy around the edges, though. Not too

So I sent him up a thin pancake.

He doesn't look very happy.

Upset? No, I'm not upset.

We had this massive conversation about thin, crispy ones.

Sorry, David.

I said pancake.

That's the warning.

I just wanted some goddamn pancakes that were crispy. I don't know what I said.

I understand you're a pancake -y mother. I got that. Crispy edge pancake -y

mother.

I'm going to go to bed.

Good night. Thank you for appearing.

See,

that's why we travel with a costume.

Okay, we're ready on dinner.

Hi.

Hello, hello. Oh, look at these cuts.

Hello. We've got on the base we've got the celeriac and vanilla puree.

We've got some char -grilled asparagus.

And then we've got some grilled cedar. Ooh.

And then I got the pancakes wrong, so.

No, no, you're good, man. You didn't get them wrong.

You just made crepes.

I'm a very difficult person. I want to get it right. I want to get it right. I

got you.

So it's thicker than that?

Yeah, yeah, like a little bit thicker. A little bit thicker. Oh, yeah, a little

bit thicker.

Do you want to just give her a hand? Yeah. So in between.

A crepe in a pancake.

Give me two minutes.

Wow. It's too bad you couldn't do it.

Yeah. Well, you like a flippin' pancake?

There you go. Flip it. Nice pressure if you get it wrong.

It's a big pancake, too.

You do it.

Lovely. You're so neat.

Ellie seems quick, strong, like she understands the laundry system.

She's doing really well, which I'm super surprised about.

I'm going to jump in the cabins with you and come back for it. Yes.

I've got the dice.

I'm trying to take somebody's money now. Thank you.

I've got to recoup that chain money now.

Was it like this thickness, would you say?

Oh, yeah.

That's a little bit better, right?

You've got to be honest.

Come on, we need to nail this pancake.

I'm going to eat it.

Yeah? Yeah, I'm going to eat it.

Yeah, I've just got to teach you how to do it.

It's just a little technique.

Yeah, you must know, huh?

I'm really intrigued.

You think this is doubles?

Yeah, I think so. Oh, we'll pop it in the cleaning cupboard. He's eating it.

he... Oh, no. Oh, no, no. Eat your pancake.

Your Denley's Life pancake.

I'm going to go serve the next course, and then I will jump into master.

Okay.

Hello, everybody.

Baby, what are we talking about here? We've got a surf and surf. This is a

lobster bit. We've got a butternut squash puree.

We've got a 14 -hour slow -rise short rib.

Enjoy, guys. Beautifully presented.

Wow. The lobster's good, though.

A bit of hair on the floor, so you're not a friend.

Yay, cabin done.

Nicely done, girl.

Getting out.

I'm actually getting a bone in there.

Tom, settle down.

How am I supposed to settle down? Look at you.

Thank you so much. You're welcome.

Funky facts about me. I can burp on command.

What? You can do the ABCs.

No, but I can sort a noodle and make it go up my throat.

I've got to see this.

What about, yo, let's get him a noodle.

It has to be a spaghetti noodle. Got you. A floppy spaghetti noodle.

I have a request.

Oh, hello.

So somebody said that they can snort a noodle up their nose and make it come

their mouth. Like a spaghetti noodle. Yeah, like a spaghetti noodle. Do you

a spaghetti noodle? We'd have to cook it, Charlene.

Yeah, I'd like to watch.

Of course. The pancake guy who was pissed off with his pancakes wants

else. They're going to cook up the noodles, and they're going to bring up

spaghetti. I promise you.

Dave? Yeah?

Just let me know when that spaghetti's ready.

Let's put it on, Jack.

That is all Kevin's claim.

Ellie, back down and roll and drink.

Hi, you looking for your drink?

No. I'm looking for, like, a place to lie down.

Here, move.

You can't go to sleep.

Where's that noodle at, man?

Spaghetti.

You want to take it out for him? No, he wants to do a party trick.

So he wants to put spaghetti up his nose and you too. The big boys are going

down. Here you go.

I reckon I can do it.

Okay.

I can't do it.

You have like some solid nostrils there.

You've got to snuff it in.

Oh, my God. I can't even feel this.

Oh, God.

Can you cover my feet, too? Feet in there. Well, guys, I believe someone

spaghetti and Q -tips. Yeah, spaghetti and Q -tips. Who's it for?

Him.

Stop.

I can't get any further.

I can't.

I'm going to snort it and then pull it out my... Hold on.

Coming up.

He's calling me a bully.

He said that?

It's not your boyfriend, sir. It's a load of rubbish.

So how do you want me to deal with this situation? I don't want you to know.

I'll go and see him. He's going to break this guy's neck.

Would anyone like a ponza martini?

Is this carrot juice? So this is champagne and this is ponza martini.

No, she's doubling down.

You're doing a lot of math in your head right now.

Thank you for tonight.

Oh, 21.

Look at that.

Yes. Luke, come on. Let's go. Beat it up a little bit.

My head's about to fall off my shoulders.

Like, the cards are getting... Ready to go?

Yeah, I was about to hit it, too. Let's go.

Okay, let me know what you want me to do. The pantries, the dining room needs

rinse, and I'm going to head off to bed. Yeah, yeah. You can just come in. You

can get me if you need something.

Bedtime. Good night, guys.

Love you, girlies. Love you. Good night.

The plan for tomorrow.

We must get up at nine.

Okay, thank you.

Mom, can you help me clear the table? Because all the gifts have gone out.

Great, thank you.

Oh, my God.

Okay, I'm going to vacuum here.

How did they like your running outfit?

Oh, they loved it.

Thank you for your help, though. It would have been nothing without the

When I first started a job, I tried to impress by jumping into it, working my

behind as much as possible.

You don't need to do that.

We're practicing folds.

Okay.

Thank you for your help.

Of course.

Good night.

Tash, Tash, Dave, can you meet me in the galley?

Maybe we put the paddle boards out there.

He's taught you.

Oh, right now?

He's calling me a bully.

Who says that?

It's what your boyfriend says.

What? Boyfriend's saying I'm a bully.

Well,

he's not my boyfriend.

Huh? He's not my body friend.

I've made so many mistakes.

Dave and I should never have happened.

But mine and my ex's relationship should have ended years ago.

Yeah, I let it get to this, and now he's just trying to hurt me.

Bully?

I don't know where on earth he's got that from.

It's not one of the one things that I hate most in life. I'm not a bully.

Okay. So how do you want me to deal with this situation? I want you to not. To

message him? No, not at all. I just want...

I'm just talking to you about it.

It's a super shit situation.

Hello. Good morning.

Would you like a coffee, a juice?

I don't know who the fuck he thinks he is.

I've never been aggressive towards you.

What?

When have I ever been aggressive towards you?

Our job requires working together.

I'm sick of sitting around you. I'm done with it.

What's that?

Some messages.

Right. I did that one time when I was sending you those messages.

It's a load of rubbish. It hurts me, like, seeing... It's crap.

He's a...

Wanker, how dare you? Do you want to bring me into it too?

I'm in.

I'll go and see him anyway.

Ask him what's up. I'm going to break this guy's neck.

I think that's so stupid.

Right, I'm not going to talk to you about any of this. It's just... I don't

if that's what your comment back is. What do you mean?

I don't believe you see me like that.

This is all building and building and building. It's just this massive

right now, and it's getting out of control.

Next, on the season finale of Below Deck Mediterranean... Taking all our cars

off. Oh, my God!

Deal? No.

You're such a stripper.

This night is definitely the wildest sides I've seen of everybody. Like, tax?

You did not see that part of her.

My grandma is going to kill me.

I'm back.

They look raw on the inside.

I think that you can have fun and it not be serious.

It is my second day on board and I'm late to work.

My rose was joining into my role with my group. Forgot to mention one of your

roses. Get your shit together.

Like that pisses me off. Oh, my God.

What's Dom doing?

Wait, what is happening over there? Oh, my God. Dom!