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This is a too much. A bit heavy, it's too quickly.

If I don't see them being like the father of my children, then I just don't

the point of dating them. Work through any stress or not.

I just want to check in. Yeah, I'll talk about it in bed time.

That is so confusing, man. He needs to decide, does she want to be like a

good friend or does she want to lie in bed and cook or not?

Hey guys! I grew up in Decatur, Alabama, and it's just a small town, small town

charm. I'm going to shoot some from here, okay?

Nice.

Butt up in the air, legs crossed.

My God.

Cash told me about her ex. They have had difficulties for years, so obviously

there's always a bit of hope.

She would run away from her boyfriend and then look who would be there.

Someone could have gone to that cabin. No. Time management. Make it better. If

you think you're going to come for me like you come for everyone else, you're

hardly a mistake.

What's this happen?

She's saying you and I need to manage our time properly with the most

piece of you.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Don't talk about a clear member of parliament. Go to their person and talk

me.

No one taught me to apologize.

And I called you a bitch behind your back.

Who did you call?

David. Oh, don't worry.

Yes, I called you a bitch. And I was like, okay.

I want to be honest, because that came out like I hate you. I'm glad you're

honest. No, I told her I hate you.

You're being a bitch.

You're being a bitch.

She stepped in.

I've got nothing to speak about.

I told you what I told you. No, you didn't. You didn't mention a few other

things. I've got nothing else more to explain to you than what I did. You're

looking for attention.

You're not going to get it from me. Look at you now.

Look at you now. Kyle, calm down.

Annette, stop.

I'm listening to you. Listen to me.

I'm looking for attention.

Yeah. Kyle, calm down.

You've been attached.

I'm literally the most harmless person.

You're the one who's in drama already.

No, it's not.

I'm going to apologize to you. You've got more problems with me.

Yeah,

it's not me.

It's the team. You just do that.

Guys, stop.

Kyle, come on.

I know you're not trying to be.

I'm not going to apologize again for that.

It wasn't a big deal. It was not a big deal at all.

It wasn't that type of vibe. It was very chill.

My team, I just feel like everything's just exploded into this big drama.

This is the most traumatic, dramatic table I've ever sat on in my life.

It's becoming... I feel like I need to stop it, but I don't know.

I don't know what to do. Trust me, it's not normally this wild.

I get along with everybody, but I'm not having someone yell, face your facts,

bitch, and walk off.

Boots in the chair, sit, down. Boots in the chair, sit, down.

Down. Down.

So what's your plan?

I'll put it the opposite of the side of the table, but I'm not going to shut up

for people who constantly attack.

I understand I'm

in a restaurant setting, understand why I'm trying to remain

calm, when normally if I got called a bitch, that is not how I would remain.

You're a little angry. If you want to be angry, wait till we get back to the

yacht when I actually give that to Zach Kyle.

You're somewhere public, and it's like...

The one thing that I learned in conflict is that if you're in public, deal with

it later.

Yeah, but what can I do?

Private. I'm sitting here calm. In private.

You deal with it later. Kyle, if you want to sigh, can you please go back

outside?

Do you want to talk about it?

Not at all afterwards.

We're not any longer. We're colleagues. We're not friends. After how you talked

to me.

We were never friends.

Kyle? Yeah, it's tragic.

You've never asked me about my life once.

I actually have.

Please, just ignore what she's saying, block it out, and then say, okay, you

know what?

Cool. I have no idea what this is about, but fortunately enough, you know, in

college, when people got drunk, they fought. It would cry to lessen the

Nat, look, I'm not... Please, tape it to yourself.

Oh, thank you. You guys just need to hold your peace.

Gosh, there's holding pace, and then there's...

You need to be in a role where you need to say to him... I'm not at work right

now. It's happened in work. I'm so confused. It happened in work and you

there. You're in your role to say you can't call someone a bitch that's your

colleague. I don't know what happened, I'm sorry.

Oh, don't worry.

I'll tell you.

Tash, you're the chief of two.

You're the chief of two. If you wanted, like, this not to happen out of work,

you should have handled this within work hours.

All right, let's go.

This has been big work behaviour on our table in our whole timeline.

We'll do a tequila shot and we'll throw it back.

She's got no balls whatsoever.

Like, here's one of the gang called Bitch and she doesn't know anything. I'm

with you.

Hello, hello!

What up, Jeeves?

You're really cute.

Go to the end.

We don't need gaps in the table there.

They don't want to sit next to each other.

Wait. I gotta go to ATM.

We've got two charges left. I'd never have to see Nat's face again. She'd

have to see mine.

All three of you, you're in Syria. Like, everyone speak.

I don't want to be affected in this.

You're the chief, too, so you're affected in this because you haven't

for me and said when you call me a bitch. You're the chief, too. You've not

addressed... My colleague. Guys, you're adults. I'm not speaking for anybody.

You want to talk? You're out between you both. I don't need to. No, Tash, you

were the chief chief.

What do you want me to say? You call me a bitch within work hours in front of

the captain heard it.

You call me for a bitch.

You call me a bitch. I can say it

again with pleasure, love.

Look at your attitude.

Look at your attitude.

That is the most tragic thing I've ever seen in my absolute life.

Okay, I'm off. See, I found a McDonald's for you.

I walked inside, I ordered six cheeseburgers, and they said, sorry,

closed. That's your mum.

Where is she? Right now, what needs to happen is I go home. You go home?

Yeah. Where's Tom? Tom?

You want to go home with Nan? No, no.

Yes, you are. I don't think she wants to. No, Tom, shut the f*** up. You're

going to go home with Nan.

Define bitchy how you want to. That's immature bitchy attitude.

I want to literally go and put knives in Kyla's pillow.

I went from my hands and knees to apologize to her.

She accepted it.

And you still want to attack me from the table. Why don't we stop talking about

it and talk about something else?

I'm really sorry how everything turned out.

The thing is, I'm glad I got cornered. I'm glad I was there. And I'm glad we're

going to have sex from day one.

Yes, I was angry at the table before, obviously. But that's angry because...

To be honest, I don't know, they just put it in my bra and I was only angry at

you because I was annoyed. You had every right to be. You forgot to mention it.

It's like, you know how the situation happens.

Yes, of course. I apologise.

OK, guys, what the f*** is going on? What do I do in this situation now? This

my two team members.

Of course I have your back. More than anything.

This situation needs to be resolved.

You know, like, you're the chief too, like, at some point you have to have a

of professionalism and be like, right, Nat's not okay, I'm going to speak to

her. I just want to deal with this tomorrow.

Like, I'm not speaking to me side.

You three need to have a chat.

Perfect. Tomorrow morning, you three need to have a chat. I know we don't

much to talk about, but I don't want to be in the middle of that. We'll go in my

pyjamas first. Yeah, let's go. But you can't help me.

Definitely.

I think you'd be frustrated with Nat and how things have been for us. I don't

want to get hurt, you know?

I'm coming.

But to see her like this, you know, I still, I care about her. I just want to

make sure she's okay.

Yeah.

Hey,

lads and ladies, let's go.

You'll be all right, Charlie.

It's only ten days left.

I appreciate this apart, and I've needed it. Always, always.

Look after that, always.

How have you left it?

Are you still together or not?

What time is it? Is it midnight?

You're a very complicated person, Tash.

I know. I'm sorry I'm not a vibe.

That's not the truth. That's all. Nothing else.

I kind of probably should give up at this point, but I still think there is a

little bit of hope with me and Tash. I can't help it. That's the way I feel.

So we don't talk about that?

No.

It's been a sh** enough night, hasn't it?

Huh? It's been a sh** enough night, hasn't it?

Get that bum out!

Ow! No, come in, dude!

No, he's in a bad mood.

What up, G -Money?

Oh, yeah.

It was just a bad argument tonight. There he is.

Thank you, my friend.

Good night.

Going to bed, pal. Good night.

Thank you, Lord.

Coming up. You good to stay? Yeah, yeah, you'll be fine.

Honestly, I've never been in a tender with fellows as bad before.

Gnarly. Whoa!

Oh! Oh!

Matt! Captain Stan, eat the pantry, please.

Okay.

I just feel like I have no need to bother going out next time.

She's got some serious issues.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah. Rather now than on a night out.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

I remember getting in. When you left, we all spoke about everything.

I was like, you only speak.

I'm not playing victim, but you and I were.

The wind is making things difficult.

I'm drunk.

The wind is terrible.

I do want Dave to realise that there are boundaries and that there is this line

that you cannot cross.

Like, I don't want to go back into that whole mess that we were in before.

We're not in a single relationship, Dave.

I've got enough on my plate right now. It's the last thing I want.

Yeah.

I've done the same platform on main deck. I'm just going to go around with a

chamois on the ratings because they're all salty.

It's going to be like over 30 knots of wind in here.

The swells are massive.

What a bummer. Dave and Natasha Storm meet me in the crew mess for preference

sheet meeting.

Copy.

Charter number eight, and we're all still together.

Oh, yeah.

Strong team.

Gerald and Catherine Miller are no strangers to luxury boats and have their

58 -foot sailing yacht. They are looking forward to celebrating their 25th

wedding anniversary and having their crew tend to their every need.

Lila, their youngest daughter, is a yacht broker, and she is looking forward

celebrating her 21st birthday on board.

What are you going to do?

Well, when I arrive, I'm going to smash out some sushi and enter the 25th

anniversary celebration.

So the Spanish theme, yeah, we can either go tapas or we can just do a big

paella. Great idea. The Millers spend their summers jet skiing, snorkeling, so

they want all water toys out all the time.

Too bad it doesn't look like we're going to get off the dock.

We have a major weather system coming in. This is not going to change.

There is no way I'll be able to get off the dock because it'll be so rough out

there. There's no protection in this weather. Pressure's on, huh?

Thank you.

Thank you.

So port side hasn't been washed?

Yeah, it has. It has? Yeah. It needs drying.

Okay. Good morning.

Hi. I'm going to have a little meeting.

Yeah. Just got to talk things out.

Okay, so this is a meeting that I would have liked to have yesterday,

but actually ended up happening out. Someone gets alcohol into the system,

gets high and enraged.

There was no need to all be shouting.

That was just, for me, it was a pushover with that cabin yesterday, and then it

wasn't just a situation where you called me a bitch.

It was a situation we actually apparently got really hot -headed to the

that Captain Sandy actually stepped in, which I've heard, and said that's not

appropriate. I agree that the situation did happen.

But I came down to you and I feel like I was wrong. And that's 100 % what took

on me.

I appreciate that apology, but then you went ahead and called me a bitch again

last night.

So you've just done it again. So that apology means nothing to me.

Last night in an out -of -work zone, you've called me a bitch now within my

cast, which isn't funny.

You've then called me a bitch in front of the crew. And I told you that, and I

also said that to your face.

Exactly, you said it at the detail in front of the crew. It was not

and you asked not. And you were attacking me in front of the crew, or in

time it was appropriate?

You're playing with your mind now. You're talking about being professional.

You're talking about being professional.

Get your ass together, and you start acting professional.

Look how aggressive you're getting.

of your approach, you said.

When that voice comes out, that is exactly the same as that. Look at your

Kyle, the difference here is that I say stuff to the face, not behind the back.

And if you want to go down that road, I would take that.

I disagree with this because I have heard that I was called a bad manager. I

can't manage my time.

I'm unapproachable.

I've noticed you're unapproachable.

And these are all the things that were said behind my back.

Things get said about people in heat of the moment. And I understand that

because clearly everyone said something.

I think moving on forward,

you feel like there's something that's upsetting you or needs to change, then I

think we just speak about it first.

Stop arguments later down the line of us getting stressed, and I think we just

try to make things better.

Okay, I agree with that.

for the use of the words.

I have no excuse but complete exhaustion.

And, um... Sorry, I just...

I'm genuinely going to miss you, too.

Guys, let's hit the refresh. We've also... Can we just stop beating us? Can

actually... Because we started off so... Oh, really good.

Because they're like, oh, there's...

I naturally defend myself.

I grew up having to be that. I was bullied immensely in high school and

school. That was a very tough time for me.

With Nat, I haven't been thinking where she's coming from.

It doesn't feel right.

Okay, new rule. No one talks about each other.

I'm happy. I wouldn't say much to each other. Like, I love us talking about

other people.

Maybe not in theory. Let's not change too many things now.

We're all good in here. We're fine.

Coming up.

Only one bunch of mint comes. You're talking to the fridge, not here.

Dave, stop getting s*** in here. I've not got time for this.

No, chap.

I thought there was. I just want to run away.

Yeah, now.

The weather looking s***.

Oh, wow.

Coming off beautifully.

Taz, Taz.

You want a coffee, my love?

Yeah, I think I need a coffee, and I'm going to grab a diner, too.

Are you having a coffee, Kyle?

Yeah, I'm making coffee.

That's all right. I can just do mine. Sorry?

I can just do mine.

I'll make it.

No, you're all right.

Just let me know and it's free.

What? Just let me know and it's free. I'll do it.

All crew, all crew, we have provisions. All crew, we have provisions on the

dock.

Copy.

Where did the golf balls arrive?

Very light. This is going to be party decoration for the next two days.

All crew, all crew, meeting the main salon in your whites at 1155 for a 12 o

'clock arrival.

Coffee for interior.

Oh, my God.

I don't know what this is not from.

Ow!

I have a job on the interior, guys.

I'm hungry.

Crew mask looks good.

Guests are actually walking up to us right now.

We are coming home.

All crew to the dock, please. All crew to the dock for guest arrival.

Beautiful. Yeah, I love it. Oh, I'm so excited.

Oh, and there's our crew.

Hi, guys.

Oh, my gosh.

It's so Cheryl again.

Hi, I'm Cheryl. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I am the pilot.

Nice to meet you.

I wore my boating shoes so I can just slip them right off.

Dad's got the Gucci's on.

Welcome aboard.

You're home away from home.

Our chief, Stu, is going to show you around, and then I'm going to come chat

you about the weather.

All right.

The good weather, right? It's beautiful.

Oh, God. It is sunny.

It is sunny. I don't know if it's the—we're not leaving the dock today,

tell you about it in there. Okay.

Oh, my God. Safety,

sunny skies.

And right now, the wind's not bad.

However, on the outside of this port, it's really bad. And wind brings waves,

period. They're a big wave.

I'm literally going to cry.

They look really angry that we're not leaving the dock.

That's a bummer.

We're not leaving the dock.

I mean, it is a bummer. Can you believe it? All right.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Cheers, guys.

Kind of look like a 90s porn star right now. Yeah, you do.

Very much.

You're taking us on the tour?

Yes, I am. Is everyone ready?

Yeah.

Oh,

this is so pretty.

Oh, yeah, here's our lunch table. Gorgeous.

People in their two -day luggage.

Ridiculous, right? Right.

So this seems like the party place up here. This is the party pad. This is

we got to have my birthday. Yeah, we kind of heat this up if it's a bit cold.

We'll make it hotter when I get in. Oh, wow.

I want to go out in the ocean.

I think they would love if the boat moved, but the fact that it's not, we're

going to cop it for it. We're going to get it.

Is this all of it?

Yeah.

Lunch will be served in 10 minutes, so you've got to hurry up. All right, we'll

hurry up.

We'll speed up. Don't be selfish.

Is there a certain time you might like to have lunch? Do we want to finish with

the tour, freshen up, maybe get settled a little and then have lunch?

Yeah. So should we say like 1 .30?

And what's the beam throughout here? Like this feels kind of like short

You mean like it's quite small?

Yeah, like the beam of... Oh, I can find out for you if you like. Yeah.

I've had a chance to broker with a guest before and it was actually a nightmare.

He tasted us.

He went around the boat and he did things to check that we'd checked.

He stuck like a piece of chewing gum behind an apple in a fruit bowl to check

that we were taking the fruit bowl.

What year is this boat? Do you remember?

No. 2016,

17.

Hi.

Come on in. Why don't you say hi?

Since you're a boater.

I was going to come talk to you guys. So this is what we're working with. Yeah,

it's terrible. Oh, gosh.

Yeah, so this is the wave.

So see this? Oh, my. This is meters. Yeah.

It's crazy.

Right now, it would be dangerous to leave.

What do you think? Well, we can't leave the dock. Tomorrow, we look at the

weather. And the minute it lays down, I'll take off.

Okay.

Dave? I don't think he copied.

1 o 'clock for lunch?

1 o 'clock for lunch.

Davey? Yeah?

30 minutes to lunch.

30 minutes?

They want to have one?

Yeah, 30 minutes to lunch.

They want to have... What do you look for?

Mint.

Just ask and I'll grab it.

OK.

Is that all we've got?

So why did only one bunch of mint come?

Yes, I only ordered one bunch of mint. The last char, you requested loads of

mint, and I did, and not one bunch got used.

Yeah.

That's not my fault.

If they ask for different things on every branch here. I'm talking to the

fridge. Can't hear.

Dave, stop getting shitty with me. I've not got time for this.

Sorry? Nothing.

Huh? Don't get shitty with me. I'm not going to talk to you.

You've been rude to me all morning.

Oh, here they are.

They need a drink.

Very helpful, I thought.

Yeah, but one team.

Look, the wind here, but this is the waves.

Yeah. It's deceiving because you can't see this well. If you want to find a bay

that we can go and put you in the water with some of this wind. Duck out with

the tender, check it out.

All right, Cortana, I'm going to go and have a look, okay?

I want to go, like, swimming or something.

I want to go do something, yeah.

Look at how cute mom looks.

See if she'll marry me in another 25 years.

We're going to go to the other side of the marina to go see if it's accessible

for us to actually get in the water.

They're quite keen to... They're just pretty bad in the day. We're not like...

Out there. Yeah.

Well, one and a half meters. Yeah. I'm going to go surf, mate.

Will you tie my top a little tighter, actually?

Make sure you have both covered.

Mom.

Thanks, mate. Okay, you can go.

Dude,

look at that horizon. It's f***ing gnarly.

Yeah.

You sure this is safe? Yeah, yeah, you'll be fine.

Okay, punch it.

Straight out the middle.

Me, like, honestly, I've never been in a tender with swells this bad before.

Whoa!

All I can see is these massive f***ing waves, like, holy s***.

You're not taking it again, are you?

You want to do it, Yui?

Yeah, you can go back.

I'm hungry.

This is so awesome.

Okay, they're having a seat now. We're going to start with the bridge.

Okay, go ahead.

Thank you. You're welcome. Good job.

That's the course where we usually do our water sports.

Huge swells, not safe for the guests.

Okay, so you went through. We went through the bridge, we went to the

side, and it's not safe.

Honestly, the whole boat was like this at one point and like this. Yeah.

So definitely not going out now.

Can I take them to, like, a museum or something? Just find Rico and ask him,

they organize a burger item for cars?

Yeah. Okay, good. I'm glad you checked it out without the guests.

That's always good.

It's just bad timing. And especially for this charter, they're super active. All

they want to do is water sports.

We need to think of something or we're totally screwed.

Saki, Saki, Saki!

Bum, bum, bum!

Oh, yeah!

Get it!

So proud!

So proud!

Hey, dude, the ocean's too dangerous for me to take them on. It's terrible out

there.

Is there any way that we can take them on a guided tour today?

I know it's pretty late notice. We recently went to some sort of fort and

restaurants and stuff. Is that something we could potentially do? Let me know.

Thanks. What are these?

We have prawn avocado and spicy salmon.

Oh, my God. This looks beautiful.

Thank you. What about the food?

This is life.

I'm trying to think about what to do.

Yeah, right.

At 3 .30, we need them on the platform.

Taking them to the cannon. Then at least we can get them off in like a few

hours. Thank God.

Wow, you polished off those wontons, huh?

She might have been worried that you were going to take them.

I think she was.

Hi, girl.

Hi, how are you doing? I've been telling them all about you trying to go on a

break. Copy.

I'm, like, tough.

I want to walk around the boat a little. Let's go.

I'm going to trip on this thing. Kyle, can I hit on a break now? Well, where is

everyone?

I want to be underway and sit in those superhero chairs.

Hey, guys. We've organized for a private tour to this every afternoon at 12 and

at 4 o 'clock they set off cannons.

Okay. So basically in half an hour, if you could make your way to the stern, to

the back of the boat, we're going to put you in a bunch of cars and then set the

cannons off for you guys.

Oh, up there? All right. Yeah.

Hey, course, will you just change into your polo? Yeah. And you, Zee, and Rita

are going to go with them. Okay, cool. And you guys are leaving in 15 minutes,

okay? Okay, sweet. I'll go get changed.

Ready, Lila Rose?

Yeah.

Back into my schoolboy outfit.

Yeah, I know, I know.

All right, I have my phone, right? That's the most important thing to take

pictures.

You may call me a five -year -old boy, but I'm pretty sure you got a burner

me earlier.

Hi. Hi.

All right, enjoy, guys. Have a good time, yeah?

Yeah, kids in one?

Yeah.

Let's go shoot some cannons.

Hey. Why didn't you come in earlier? I've been waiting.

Because I thought you were having a snooze. I thought I was waiting for you.

What exactly is going on right now?

We're going to a tower. We're going to a tower because they don't have cannons.

Basically, big cannons go off every day.

You guys,

do you think we're going to get off the dock tomorrow?

I think we should get off tomorrow.

I hope we're able to get off the dock.

This is our last few days together.

Dorm's really in the good books at the moment.

You know, I've been a little stressed lately with, like, what's going on with,

like, the interior.

So it's nice to have him, like, around to, like, cuddle.

It makes me happy to see him.

Don't tell my father.

Whoa.

Oh, my God.

Hey, guys, we're going to go this way.

We're off to see some cannons.

Okay, we good? We got everyone?

All right, we have seven minutes, so we're okay.

Go, go. We'll get you some drinks. Ready for the cannons. This is where we're

supposed to be yachting.

Oh, what can I get you for drinks? What do you have?

Prosecco, wine, beers, champagne, rose.

This is amazing.

That's beautiful.

This is not Alabama.

In that corner, you know, see where the big red ships are? To the right of them.

In that little bay there, that's where we want to take you to water sports and

stuff tomorrow. If we can't leave the dock, then we'll head over there. Let's

protect it at least. If the weather's okay, are we going to go out?

Yeah, so Captain Sandy wants to obviously take the boat out as soon as

So if the swell gets a bit better, we will. It's really hard to keep guests in

the same for like a full day, like 12 hours.

They're all sailors. They've all been yachting. Like, yeah, it's not a great

situation. I think the cannon's about to go.

Here they go!

Coming up. Do you guys not think dinner's taking a long time? You can

Treat yourself. It's fine.

But, like, really.

Are these ready to go? There's too many people hanging around.

Too many people asking questions.

What's going on out here?

We're going Spanish theme.

They want the theme to match the food.

Exciting anniversary.

Yeah. Can you believe they've been together 25 years? They don't look old

for that.

Oh my God. Are you playing with your balls again, honey?

Hope you enjoyed that. We loved it. That was very cool.

If you want to ask any questions, we just move near the guns there and I will

give you any answers you like. So do we think that tomorrow we're going to get

off the gun?

Prayer. Thank you.

Have we got that Mad Hatter's cake plan somewhere?

Yeah, it's in the build.

I'll pull it out now.

OK, we're going to use it for dinner tonight on the table.

Oh, OK.

Talk to me, what's the dinner plan?

Pile -up.

Plated, is it?

No.

So I need a massive spot on the table?

Set it up inside there.

OK. How many starters?

I'm kind of just doing as many as I can.

Are you OK?

Not really.

I'm just having a hard time processing it.

There's no chance.

I thought there was. But it's so dumb. It's stupid.

Like, I just want to run away.

Come on, David.

You know.

Guys, that was awesome.

Thanks, Dad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Beep, beep.

Sangria's I've made. Yep.

Welcome back. Thank you.

Hi, guys.

How are you? Welcome back. How was that? Can I take that from you? Yes, please.

Thank you.

More drink?

Sangria. You probably have time to, like, freshen up and if you want to

I'm thinking, like, dinner at 8. Dinner at 8. Well, yeah, 8, 8 .30. Perfect.

Dave, Dave, guess what? Dinner service is 8 .30. Just make sure I know.

We look good, baby.

I feel like I'm like a housewife. I'm about to bake you a cherry pie.

I want you to pop my cherry pie.

Look at you.

Hey, you're looking a little crazy.

So, tensions are high.

What? Like, I went down to the galley. We've been so short.

You know.

Dead group, dead group. You know, if they're all helpful here, oh, we can't.

Hey!

That's a bit funny.

Do you want any help? No,

I'm good, Matt.

Okay, no worries.

No, yeah, all good. Hi.

Wow, this is awesome.

Who did that?

Tash. No, Tash did the roses.

Beautiful. Considering we're on the dock, the crew are pulling out every

the table setting, the themes, the courses that David has to make to keep

That's a lot of pressure on the chef.

And they're all like... committed to this, which I'm really happy to try to

the guests happy.

How clever is that?

Hey, Dave, what do you need for casserine? Just a lot of ramekins and

know? Little dishes just to put this stuff in. Oh, my God, that's so cool.

Mom, look what they did for you guys. Oh, my God, I love that.

So pretty.

I'm starving, Mom.

I'm so sorry. I'm so hungry.

I think we have to wait un momento.

What are we eating, 8 .30?

Hey, happy anniversary.

Thanks, honey. I love you. I love you, too.

Going up to the top top top. So we've got rye and cacao bread.

Okay, might have been rye and cacao.

What can I use for this? Can I use this?

I don't know, man. You have to not lie. Okay.

Getting in the mood and... Not good at all. Thank you. Fantastic, yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to disturb you. Obviously, there's no rush,

to let you know, we're ready for service when you are.

Let's go.

Let me help you.

Yeah, come hang.

This is beautiful.

So great.

Wines will run out shortly, but we'll start with the waters, all right?

Let's get this going.

Awesome.

Would you like sparkling or still water?

Sparkling, please.

Okay, Davey, guests are at the table. They're fun with the bread. We're

in waters now, all right?

Okay, Matt. Oh, my, what are you making?

It's called a leg spreader. Oh, my God. He's making it look... Dash is busy with

cocktails, so I'll be here.

Okay.

Do you mind if I start with these while we're making the bread? He said that was

rye bread with cacao, the dark one. With what?

Rye with cacao, chocolate.

Sorry, I thought you said with cow. With cow. For you with cow. Are these ready

to go?

I don't really know what's happening in Cornish, brother.

Yeah, we have the Spanish tortilla.

Yeah, we have cod.

Can I get a tray for all this?

Yeah, all right, mate.

Can you take one of these trays, please?

Hello.

Hola.

I feel like there's too many people hanging around.

Yeah. Too many people asking questions.

Right in a plastic bag. May look like rubbish.

They use this for stuff.

I'll pop that in here.

These underwear, dirty. Don't touch them.

These glasses, go with the glasses.

I've sorted out. Don't you worry about that. Which one do you like? What is

again? This is cod. Yeah.

In flour batter.

And then we have mentega over there.

Yeah, I'll pass.

Thank you. You're welcome.

I don't know what I've been told.

Where do these plates go?

If this has been used, throw it away.

It's not been used.

It's a shower cap.

It's a shower?

Cap. All right, put it here.

So what's coming next? Chicken and prawn pay.

There you go.

Just to let you know, we're clearing now. You're clearing now, okay.

Give me 15, 20 minutes.

We're started.

Food.

So we're going to put the pie out, we're going to go around the table, walk

around the table with it.

Oh, I thought we were going to just come and present it and be like, here's your

chicken. Exactly, and then we go back to the shop bar and then we serve it on

the, we'll ask if they want chicken or prawn and then we'll serve it and then

we'll dish it up to them, yeah?

Yeah. It's not that complicated.

Okay.

It's unprofessional that Dave's trying to give me the cold shoulder just from

trying to set a boundary towards him.

Our job is communicating, especially with these guys.

Is it clear?

It's clear now.

Are we ready to start?

Yeah. See what I'm doing here?

Yeah. We're diamonding it off to say we've been here.

We've touched your toilet paper.

Do you guys not think dinner's taking a long time? You can speak up.

Just peace yourself. It's fine.

But, like, really.

Oh, they're bringing sangria. Uh -oh.

It's taken a while.

No doubt at any restaurant would be like, what the hell is going on?

It's fine.

We're going to go to the restroom.

I'm just annoyed.

And at this point, it's just like embarrassing.

This service is supposed to be a seven -star service. It's been closed all

night, and no one has been in it.

Did you hear? What?

The door said that if this was a restaurant, you'd be complaining to

Why?

I've been waiting quite a while.

Are they complaining?

Oh, yeah.

And the next course, how long, when is that going to be ready?

I'll go chicken and get it. So tomorrow, off the dock, or what do we think about

tomorrow? Positive thoughts, we're getting off the dock. And we're going to

going down that slide tomorrow.

Hopefully. Going on that slide, you better have one.

Everything's trapped in.

It's a three, three chicken.

Yeah. Sorry?

Oh, no.

It seems like there's some major tension between David and Natasha, and I'm not

sure why.

So I'm going to keep my eye on them so they stay at that level.

So here's the one with both.

Oh, that's delicious. Thank you.

Tell me what you want as we go. And then?

Three shrimp, I think, like that. And two chicken.

My rice is crispy.

Dad, you probably shouldn't eat that. I don't think it's that good. I don't

think it's a seven -star amazing.

I think it's good. I just don't think it's like... It's just, like, different.

It's not like what you're used to, I feel like. The daughter's complaining on

her father's behalf.

What? The daughter's complaining on her father's behalf.

Don't say anything.

I'm not going to tell you. I feel like telling Dave about this paella right now

is not going to help any situation because to make a new paella would take

around 45 minutes.

And these guests clearly do not want to wait any longer for any more food.

It's not the best thing he's made us yet. Yeah, no.

I'm not even hungry anymore.

Can I take anything else, sir?

No.

Are they eating away, yeah?

Yeah, they're all happy. Thanks, sir.

All right, good night, everybody.

Bye. Keep it separated, guys. Wait, Isaac, remember boys in the bunk and

in the room.

Ay, ay, ay. Just keep the buns in the bread aisle.

What time do you want me to go down? You guys, you can go down now.

Okay, they're going down.

Dinner was amazing.

Kind of.

He's literally gorgeous.

You're so in love. Are you kidding me?

You're in love. Am I allowed to appreciate the fact that somebody's

Yes. Yeah. Very hot.

Happy anniversary.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do, and if you do, name it after me, okay?

No.

What a night.

Good night. Thank you. Sweet dreams.

Good night.

I'm going to bed.

Good morning.

Is there talk of getting off the dock tonight?

Well, I don't think anyone knows.

Kyle, see you out there. Good. See you later, hip.

Yeah. All right. Bye. See you tomorrow. Thank you, guys.

Oh! Oh!

What was that?

No. What just happened?

Oh.

Kyle!

Oh.

Kat was standing in the battery place. Kat was falling.

Oh. Oh.

Ho ho ho!