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Why did you buy it, Francis?

He's just giving you some love.

I'll get your name tag here.

What? That's too much.

I see Storm as a friend that I would love, maybe not a boyfriend.

It does not become the vibe that I kind of want to be around at the time. This

isn't too much.

If I don't see them being like the father of my children, then I just don't

the point of dating them.

Have a good day.

I graduated from the University of Alabama in 2019.

Roll Tide.

You know how important it is to pull fast.

Ma 'am, I'm just really good at shoving my foot in my mouth.

Co -primary Eric and Jonathan will be accompanied by Jonathan's fitness

also models. Charter guests are looking forward to having a BDSM -themed

evening. Are they uncomfortable?

Not at all. Okay, you ready?

Like, wow, what the f*** is going on? Can you guys do, like, a sea bass baked

salt? Yeah, I know how to do a salt baked fish.

You don't want to f***ing fit in there, do you, you old bastard?

I just don't want to fit in the island.

One of us needs to go to the beach.

Okay. The cabin, we just need to do the therapy.

Gotcha. Natalia, take everyone to the beach while we relax on the yacht with

guests and no duties.

We're going to be able to do some great news here, I think.

Cool pic.

I want to go on a yacht and...

Drinking, eating.

I think you might want to start on VIP because it hasn't

been... Wait, the room hasn't been cleaned. Oh, that's so bad.

I know you always want your cabin cleaned. It wasn't done because the head

housekeeping wasn't on the beach.

Do not say, sorry, the head of housekeeping wasn't here to do your

blamed you. No, because you just said the head of housekeeping was not here.

think you're going to come for me like you come for everyone else? You're

hardly...

You alright?

What's just happened?

She's having another scene again where she's trying to attack me, but trust me,

that's not going to happen.

I'm a second shoe, and you are a second shoe.

Ridiculous.

She's saying you and I need to manage our time properly with a much ridiculous

chief skews. So I said, you know what? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Don't talk about a crew member in front of me.

No. Behind her back.

So not okay.

You're a team.

Where'd the love go?

It's just a brother and sister's taste. They'll be fine.

What are you doing right now?

I'm trying to have a negative moment.

Yeah. That's it. Don't have to talk about people behind their back.

Not good.

Go to their person and talk to them.

Talk again.

Okay. Not behind their back.

You don't want to be that person. No.

You're right. Yeah. Yeah.

Tomorrow morning when we wake up, we'll put weights on for them for their

morning workout, yoga mats and the sun deck.

That's good to use it. If they don't, that's fine.

I don't know how big they're going to go tonight.

Wow.

Look at you.

Thank you.

All right, now, Gimp, get in there.

All right.

Where is everyone?

Where's Brent? I don't know. We have a bunch of people. Amanda's not feeling

well. But is Brent not coming? John's not feeling well.

Oh, no.

Oh, f***ing hell, mate. Looks like there's a f***ing creature in there.

Want a hand?

No, because if it breaks, I'm going to be f***ed.

Whenever I'm cooking, I'm always learning, so I make a steak too.

And I've got this massive, like, salt -baked fish that was too big to get it

there, and it's going to be a nightmare for me to hacksaw out the oven.

You have a little look at the wine, though.

Let's do the Louis Jardin Montessori.

You definitely need to scan that one, and then walk over, you know.

Oh, you got it, mate.

Sick!

Good job.

We only have four guests, just so you know.

Four for dinner?

Yeah. That's the big fish for four people.

Kyle, how are you tonight? I'm fantastic.

How are you?

Thanks for the sparkling water.

You get dressed up like this, you're perhaps going to a club, a private

Perhaps. But I have no idea why you wouldn't put yourself through the full

course meal.

You got in that suit with no food. I have no idea how you're getting out of

with a stomach full. You know what I'm saying?

Kyle, do you want to grab bread? Sure, hon.

Thanks, hon.

Well, I'm in a very angry mood now with him.

Why? Do you not care?

No. I'll tell you after.

He's obviously growing my gears. I'll tell you about it after.

It's pretty cold.

I don't want to see this.

Yeah, me too. We're all excited.

So do you light it and then smash it? Go.

Light it, carry it over, wait for it to go out and then smash it.

And then pray that it cooks.

Namaste, namaste.

Okay, so we have the rocket parmesan and pine nut salad. Healthy and tasty

and light.

Look at this party. I love it. It's not gimmicky. It's very classy.

Ooh, is that burrata?

Here he comes.

Oh, that looks so cool.

Look at that. Oh, wow.

What's on fire? Did you put liqueur on that? Just put some vodka on there.

And what does the salt do for the process?

So basically it creates an oven.

Oh, wow, look at that.

I'm so glad I'm wearing a tight black outfit.

You see all the salt has completely dried the skin out? Uh -huh.

So we can literally just pull it away now.

That looked amazing.

That's impressive, David.

It's got to be so good.

Thank you. Thanks, David. It's fantastic.

Wow. It's really good. Mm -hmm.

So cool.

I mean, all I need is vodka and a torch. I don't know. Everything's so good.

Like, perfectly seasoned.

Spiky choke collar is making it a little more difficult to eat.

You girls look lovely.

Yum. Like, I'm looking at you, and I feel like I need to sweat.

Are you coming back?

Maybe. Okay.

I've been hit by that before.

I came 10 minutes ago and I heard you guys having a coma, so I just wanted to

check in. Make sure you're fine.

Yeah.

Today's not my day with my team.

Well, I've got to run up, so you can tell me when later if you want. Yeah,

tell you about it in bed time.

I'll tell you, and you completely agree with me when I tell you.

All right.

Why are there many bowls?

Mmm, it's a major meal.

All right, fine, I'll have a little bit more packed. I think actually that was

my favorite. I liked the milky mozzarella.

Arrabbiata.

Yeah, that was pretty impressive, actually.

Wow.

I am full, I think.

You're throwing in the towel?

What's up?

I'm fine.

I can't.

I'd hug you, but you're covered in oil.

No, I'm fine, ma 'am. Firstly, I'm sorry for the big miscommunication on my

part. Thank you. No, really, I am. No one told me to apologise.

Is this murdering me? And I called you a bitch behind your back, number two.

Who'd you call?

Tash. David.

Oh, don't worry.

I didn't want to get angry.

I knew Nat and I were going to get into a situation eventually.

I just vomit everything out.

He does too.

But even with that said, I screwed up.

That's not the person I need to be.

I'm still coming for you, babe. Thank you for coming down.

I look like fat Batman.

Batman. Batman and Robin.

Batman. Good night.

I'm going to get out of my outfit.

I'm here.

I want to tell you something real quick.

I went down from that now just to inform you. I apologize for the

miscommunication that we had.

Yeah, and I wasn't thinking. I couldn't think where my drawings are.

No, but the thing is, like, if you're on housekeeping on a trip, I'll be like,

oh.

Kyle, who's housekeeping and all that. That's what I tried to say.

I won't worry about that. No, but everything's been sorry and hugged it

everything. Okay, good.

I'm like, Kyle, what are you apologising for?

Natalia's in the wrong. She's being really disrespectful.

Boat's got to be clean in the morning or breakfast has got to be fully pulled.

It's got to be one or the other. They really needed help listening that time.

I'm having a drink for the game.

Kyle's setting the table right now. That doesn't need to be done. Don't speak to

me like that.

No, don't disrespect me.

Don't stand up. The apology should not be coming from Kyle.

Kyle, you're very sweet, but there's certain things you do not need to

for. I don't want you to get walked all over, and I won't stand for getting

walked all over either.

Oops.

Baby steps, baby steps.

Sweetest dreams.

Good night.

I'll get down.

Interesting, interesting tactic for a break -up. Jumped into bed again.

So... I suppose not the day left me.

No, no, no.

Good?

Yeah.

I'm going to say

stuff that I'm not worried about when I just have an extra three hours of

time. The one thing I've learned is that I personally have stopped

apologising because I'm not sending him to get walked all over.

I was really annoyed, but obviously I just smiled and waved and acted like

everything was rosy on this service. But really, it's off.

We all know Natasha hates confrontation.

When we had trouble between us, she would never approach me about anything

not dealing with it. To run away from problems, that has consequences as well.

And they're often way worse.

I think that's really rude and disrespectful.

You must address it.

I've got things to address, trust me.

Coming up.

Come and distract me.

Kill it, kill it.

Reverse, reverse.

Whoa.

I've got nothing else more to explain to you than what I did. You're looking for

attention, you're not going to get it from me.

I smell like focaccia bread or something.

Rosemary. Morning.

Definitely.

What's up? Like, work out? Yeah.

I want to work out with the guys.

You're not uncomfortable with the primary guys.

Okay. There was something that I thought of.

What? You attracted me. I attracted you?

Attracted.

I think Courtney's finding her feet really well as lead deckhand. I think

Courtney deserved it.

All of her disappointment, I think, is going away for me.

I've grown up with four siblings.

I'm used to not always getting what you want.

Did you do that? Yeah.

We need a workout later. Can we do that? Let's do it. Either the sundeck or

underneath, right?

The sundeck, the very top one, yeah. We can start to put the breakfast on the

table now.

That'd be great.

We can put the paddle boards out and set up the swim platform.

Yes, ma 'am. Whack her on, Johnny. Whack her on.

It's so heavy.

What time is it now? 9 .42.

The guests are going to sit down now for breakfast.

Sorry about that.

No, don't be.

They're going to work out. Could we give us time to put all the toys in? Yeah.

Thanks, guys.

Can you stand up? I only appreciate this outfit. You always dress so nice. I

always love the way you dress. She is hot.

Okay, turn the other way, I think.

Yeah.

These women are supposed to be the primary clients.

But in actual fact, the clients might be primary charter guests.

So you...

Need to learn to make googly eyes at the camera.

Something is fishy.

Not the ocean that I'm on.

Oh my God, your hair looks so luscious.

What did you do to it?

I cut that.

Try that again.

I think that would help.

Gross.

Natalia, Natalia, all cabins are available for your services.

I don't do it, then I just get down.

Oi, what's up?

I'm going to be ready soon.

Okay. I've got John and Brett.

And I'll take Eric.

After your hair.

It does look really cool.

Kind of weird.

It looks too cool.

Um, okay.

This is cool.

We're gonna get the skis off.

Thank you so much.

You got more hollandaise sauce than me. This is what happens when you pay for

the trip.

So what's the plan?

So... Aerobics class.

I think we'll finish with the water sports.

And then we'll take some pictures up there. Yeah. I'm going to go sit up on

sun deck.

You can't just jump in. You've got to do something.

Dive in. Bomb drop in.

That was... Can Kyle help me just for two minutes in the double?

Copy that. I'm on my way.

How long are you guys going to work out for, by the way? Probably 45 minutes.

Perfect. Perfect, man. Thank you so much. Enjoy.

So bad.

Let me just remove my shoes.

Oh, yes.

Okay, stay lying down. Stay lying down. We're going to start out with the lying

down. Can you do some glutes? I'd love to do your glutes. What?

Why is it so hot?

It's like it's boiling and it smells like noodles.

Squeeze your glutes.

Tighten those abs.

Good. All the cameras are down now. Off they come.

Okay, now let's just go to your hip thrust. So just relax your head.

Look like you're enjoying life.

High camera quality photos.

For three.

So actually you got... Finish strong.

It's not the African thing.

It is, yeah.

Day two. Safari themed dinner where they come out there in an animal.

I got some cod.

Yeah. I've got to do that milk tart after dessert.

Last dinner, I tried to blow them away.

Half of them missed it.

I just have to be amazing again.

Courtney, where does this go?

Just down there.

You'll notice most things on the spot don't really have a home.

It's kind of ironic, given the name.

It's a funny joke.

I don't know.

Give me some time.

Word of God, my jokes get better.

When I join a new boat, I've always struggled with Banner. Quick wit. How do

twerk me?

Oh, my God. No, I'm out.

I think this crew got really close before I got here.

Look, she can do it like a motherfucker.

It's intimidating, but I definitely appreciate and love the kind of

that they have.

Can you see a phone coming?

You guys are awesome.

Oh, wow. We got a team.

That was awesome.

Yay. Nicely done.

These are really nice.

Oh, man.

I like a big bottom.

No.

Hey.

Hi. What do we have here?

Wait, what are these little minis? Bebop.

Shush. I'm wearing, obviously, the jet skis, the paddle boards.

The idea is to turn them over and get their swimsuits off.

That's the whole point.

Okay. For the jet ski, I will need you to wear a life jacket.

Okay. Are you pretty good at this? Yeah!

Whoa. Go, Hannah!

Hannah, look over here!

Woo -hoo!

Where are you going?

Don't kill anybody!

We just have to be super careful.

Court? Yeah? I'm going to go clean the crewmate.

You guys good here? Yeah. Way to go, Diana!

Don't start it until I say just because of the line behind you.

I'm not sure if I trust her on a jet ski.

Anybody else for the jet ski? I do. Yeah?

Okay, wait, yeah.

Just come into here, and then just kill it, kill it, kill it.

It's all right.

Okay,

are you coming on?

Come in, just stretch to me.

Wait, wait, wait two seconds.

Stop, stop, stop.

Reverse, reverse.

Clone.

Me. This is my first time as a lead deckhand.

Storm feels like he can trust me enough to leave me kind of in charge.

Yeah, marking against the side of the boat.

Oh, no.

Just wait there two seconds.

Be careful.

How's the side of the boat?

I didn't want to look.

There's that.

No, no.

It's on?

Perfectly fine.

Fine.

Come off first. Just keep eyes on them. I'm just going to go and swap my radio

just because it died.

I'll be back in a few seconds.

Man.

They just drove into the side of the boat with a jet ski.

What? Are you serious?

Yeah. It's okay. The jet ski's fine.

They're back out on it now. You can't see.

Everyone's okay?

yeah there isn't actual damage wow i know all right that's okay that was a

mistake go down for an hour yeah way to go girls

nice job how are you guys going what time is it it's nap time it could be nap

time it's nap time smells so nice it's all the vanilla that's come out i smell

nice cinnamon so african Hey, thanks.

Hi, everything.

Um, Cap, I wanted to ask you how to do an incident report with one of the

and the wave runner.

What happened?

Um, one of the guests pushed on the stern.

But she just came around, like, you know, when she was trying to come to the

naughty boy. She just missed it. They were all gone?

There's no damage to the boat. That's not an incident. I know that.

It's not?

No. Okay. That's called chartering. I just wanted to make sure. It's called

normal. Copy that. We're going to make mistakes.

In this case, no one's hurt.

Nothing's damaged.

It's not a big deal.

But at the same time, that's how communication should happen. That's how

gain trust.

I'm just, I'm happy that nothing happened.

Yeah.

Yeah, because I thought tonight, like, green and... It's not like green. Yeah,

but we're just going to do the table jungle thing, so we don't need to do two

decks. No need to tell me what to do. Let me start pulling everything.

Tash and I still haven't resolved, like, our...

conflict with everything that's going on with work. I just don't agree with her

management style.

But, you know, I'm here to get my job done. She's here to get her job done. So

we can put that aside and deal with it at a later stage. It's just about work

communication at this point.

All right, I'll go start doing a lot.

No deco's arrived besides this.

Besides costumes. That's not at all.

This is the safari hat.

This is the safari hat.

White, green, brown.

Safari vibe.

Comrade to play some African song.

I still need to do cabins, laundry.

Hello.

I like the ears.

I don't know, which ears do you think?

Honestly, if you have a big trunk, then I would suggest the elephant one. Call

me Dumbo.

Pretty nice.

This is great. This is so great. Oh, my gosh.

Would you like to start with the white one this evening?

Yeah. Thank you.

What do you think the nickname is going to be?

Dumbo or Floppy?

Dumbo. Dumbo.

Better than Floppy, I guess.

Talia, ask the cabin staff for you if you need to get in.

Hi.

What's happening?

Hiya.

How did I pick you up?

Don.

Hello.

Hello.

Leave it on. Put it on again.

Deck Crew, Deck Crew, can you please get someone to clear the upstairs bin bag

and the lower stairs bin bag, please?

Copy that. Hello?

Deck Crew, can you please get someone to clean up the pantry?

It makes me really happy that we've got such a good friendship.

Obviously, we both kind of wanted to leave Deck, but even though he didn't

it, he never, like, takes it out on me. He's so, like, supportive.

Thank God.

Oh, my God. What did I miss?

Can I take this for you?

Do you have to go? Can't you support me?

All right. What do you need?

The secret.

No ways.

I always have moments when stuff just triggers me.

Well, what has been used in here?

Like, oily.

All right.

I'm going to throw this up there.

What time are you finishing? Same time?

Same, yeah.

Yeah, well, after I finish, I've got two more cabins and then I've got to go

to... I'll try and wrap up when you do so we can hang.

So we can bang.

You know what?

That's just so confusing, man.

Like, she needs to decide, you know, does she want to be, like, a really good

friend or does she want to lie in bed and kiss all night? I mean, I can have a

conversation with her, but I know that she's not going to respond to that. I'm

kind of stuck.

Coming up... Do you find anybody on board? Other than me.

You have an undiagnosed case of narcissism?

Wow. Be careful, you save people.

That actually worked for you.

Here, do it. Be really still. It's a little bang for the head.

Yeah, it's a little bang.

Can I do anything to help?

You can.

I just need to get fish and then I need the asparagus to go. You want me to do

the asparagus?

Kind of like that.

Yeah. I feel like David's in a good fit on the boat right now. It feels like

he's back to his old self.

Like a nice energy.

And we have each other's backs, which is great.

I'm going to blowtorch.

Are you not blowtorching at the table? No, it's going to be long and pretty

cold. Okay.

We're ready.

Ridiculous dude. I mean, it's average. I've seen good things before.

We're ready to rock. Yeah.

Ooh, look at that.

That's what you want.

It's going to be a winner.

Whoa. That is a big plate.

Okay guys, we've got a butternut scotch pure in the base. We've got some

spinach, some grilled asparagus, and then we've got a grilled black cod with

citrus hollandaise. All right.

Good. Oh my God.

It's Saturday.

I'm missing the Bama game right now.

No, we're playing Ole Miss.

What is that?

American football.

American football.

I don't understand it.

I don't understand it either.

I definitely wear those shoulder pads.

Does that turn you on?

No, it really doesn't actually.

Okay, I'm done.

I'm out. I'm out.

Oh, my God.

Chaos.

It was really good.

I'm glad. It's so tender and tasty.

Yeah. Clear, Dave.

Clear. We're ready for clear. Are you going to come in and out?

Uh, yep.

Ooh! I was like, no!

This is a South African classic.

It's called a milk tart.

Thank you, Dave.

You'll definitely enjoy it.

I'm in my happy place. Happy party.

Can I do a beer again?

What's up?

Completely finished. The master devoured it like an animal.

Hey.

Hey, bud.

Hey. Hey, sis.

What time did you get up this morning?

I woke up around 1.

So you haven't adjusted to that time zone? No, I tried to, but I haven't

adjusted. My hometown, Decatur, Alabama.

It's a small town. Everyone knows each other. Everyone knows each other's

business. It's just not for me. I do want to travel. I do want to see the

And I can't really do that in Decatur. It'll always have a special place in my

heart. But I need to be somewhere where I can, one, be someone and do something

big, but also be able to have fun.

Yeah, I would like to think so. I just want to touch base and go ahead and talk

to you all all day. I love you all.

I'm cramping.

Ouch.

I need potassium.

Another hemp advisor?

A lot of head, though.

Anytime I get all head, it's always great.

I know it's going to go to bed.

Thanks so much for dinner.

Hi, you're welcome.

Thank you.

Retreat to the lair. I'm so tired.

All right, I'll see you in the morning, GT.

See you in the morning.

It's 11 .20 now.

Shall I leave it at 40?

Yeah, just the moment when you're done.

I could fold those napkins and get that sorted.

It takes forever.

Oh, Lord.

Maybe I'll just go to bed.

And I'll do it in the morning.

Anyway, we'll just do as we normally do.

Good night.

Yeah.

All right.

Natalia's frustrating at times because I don't want to feel like I'm on

eggshells with someone I'm working so closely with.

Like, he wants to be the boss, but she's not.

I'm in a wash and a vacuum, so hopefully you at least care to tell me about the

other vacuum here.

But I'm going to bed.

Let me read.

What's up, my friend?

So you're on the bow.

Your yellow line's going to go first to the tender boys.

And then make sure that you lock it, because as soon as you lock this one,

you've got to drop your other lines. Okay. And by that time, hopefully I can

send someone up to come get you.

Who's going to tell me which one? Either one of us will tell you.

Yellow ones first, not black lines. Yellow ones.

Yes. Deck crew, deck crew, anchor up.

We're headed back to the dock.

Copy that.

Good morning, Eric. How are you?

All right. How are you doing? Yeah, very well, son.

Anchor at the wall tonight.

Anchor. Nice work, Courtney. E -T -A to the dock in 37 minutes.

All right.

Showdown.

Yummy.

Fruit, chocolate, pastry.

If the wind's coming from the starboard side, nervous on the starboard, it's

going to lock it off. Around the cap stern, around the cleat, and then you go

help him on the bow.

He's going to need help.

With new crew, it's kind of like a recipe for something to go wrong. From

I've spoken to Reid about his experience on boats before, he seems to be aware

of the procedures that need to happen, the speed in which things need to work

the bow.

He's just a bit of a nervous guy, which makes you nervous, I suppose.

Yet the only way that we can find out is to do it.

30 meters, 30 meters, I feel cold.

Coming up.

I've got nothing else more to explain to you.

I'm literally the most harmless person.

Read me.

Switching to starboard wing.

Switching to starboard wing.

How do

we

back up if these are in the way? Got to check the side mirrors.

Yep. Light boat, man. Blows around like crazy.

Captain, if you can kick to port, we need to align ourselves with the dock.

Great.

Read.

We need to kick to port to align with the bollards. Make media for table. The

stern is straight.

Okay, court, you can throw the first spring line, please.

Z, get your line up, please. Get your line up.

Cure on the bow, Cap.

Z, just stop it, lock it, and just let it loose a little bit, and then re -go.

Okay, Captain, you're good, and hands are down.

Thanks. Everyone, excellent work.

That was good. Thank you so much. Just go give Reid a hand, please.

She's a f***ing weapon.

Great job.

Thanks, buddy.

Okay, Reid.

You good?

I got to drop them this black one.

Yeah. So, yeah, put that through.

Yeah, we're good, honey.

Oh, these lines.

These lines are super slippy anyway.

We have to come up and do it after as well.

Hey, how did you feel on the bow?

It felt great.

You did a good job.

I appreciate that, Cap. Nice work back there, Courtney.

Hey.

I'm going to smug you in the crew. We'll get going on set.

Who am I?

Tetsuo's crew. Oh, Coral crew. Let's meet on the dock. Forget it.

Copy.

Oh, no. I don't want to leave.

Bye.

Bye.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank

you.

All right guys out of our whites into our reds and we're going to meet the

spawn for a tip meeting and we're going to turn the boat around. Yeah.

Good job. Good job.

How

was

it mate? How was your first trip?

Dude, it was good.

Um, that is only three days.

I know. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

I still haven't addressed the other day. Not at all.

All crew, all crew, let's meet in the main salon for our tip meeting. All crew

to the main salon for our tip meeting.

Everyone just give me spice.

All right, so great charter, honestly.

And, David, the fish. The fish was really freaking cool.

And, yeah, that was awesome.

Interior, you guys killed it as always.

You had a growth moment, which I totally love. Yeah.

Reed, welcome. You did a great job.

Thank you. Yeah, that's awesome.

I think the crew, I've loved working with everyone so far. Man, we're killing

it. It feels so good.

It feels so good.

Okay, so this is the biggest tip of the season.

Whoa!

$27 ,500.

Oh, my God.

$500 a person, 1 ,970 euros per person.

Wow.

Congrats.

The whole situation was a little weird. The nude photo shoots were

uncomfortable.

Whatever. I'm here to make money and not cause problems.

Turn the boat around. You can drink all you want. Thank you.

So should we whack Sunday?

Two themes.

Look how organized you are.

I love it in here. This is all today's uniform that got literally taken off a

minute ago. I know, like you're killing it. Okay, cool. Yeah.

We're going to just work in two teams.

Sunday can be a joke. I can do the whole thing.

If that ain't the sh**, it's better than everything.

But the top goes that way. Other way.

Oh, so all of a sudden I see.

This is why I say head of housekeeping because you're good at what you do.

We mainly discussed today because then it goes with the fold of the blue mat.

discussed? It goes with the fold of the blue mat.

Teamwork guys.

Yeah, I'm really waiting for things to kick off tonight. Yeah, I have a feeling

there's going to be kickoff. Yeah.

Do you fancy anybody on board?

Other than me.

I'm joking.

You have an undiagnosed case of narcissism.

I think this is Greek mythology.

So basically, narcissism, by definition, it's a love of oneself so great that it

kills you.

Wow.

I don't know.

I don't love myself, but you can pack that one away right now. It's not

necessarily loving the inside. It's the exterior. I don't love my exterior,

though.

I don't.

You may not love your exterior, but you sure do love your posterior.

What does that mean?

I don't know.

Those words have never come out of my mouth. Okay, sorry, then I miss her. I'm

literally the last person that loves myself.

Okay, that's extremely depressing, and we can unpack that later.

Body image.

It's really hard for me to, like, suppress that part down.

I literally just, like, let it roar in my brain.

And what pisses me off is he's met me for, what, three days?

So he has no idea who I am or, like, what I think of myself.

Be careful what you say to people.

I'm going to go dry the rest down there.

No, I promise you nobody thinks that. I really don't think that. I know, but

that's your own fault. At least girls don't think that. Don't take anything

he said seriously, okay?

Maybe I should change the way I act.

No, man, you don't need to change it yourself at all.

I'm going to nap for 30 minutes.

Wait, what's wrong?

I want to shag on this bed, to be honest. Quick, let's go.

Okay, let's go.

Did that work?

Can we talk?

No, honestly, I'm just being stupid.

I'm really sorry.

It's okay.

No, it's not. It's not, because you really are an awesome person.

I've had so much fun with you so far, and I'm really sorry.

Sorry,

I'm just being a girl.

Honestly, it was a bit strange, because I've never said anything like that.

I don't want to hide it. I messed up. I feel like I may have just gone ahead and

thrown away a relationship building with Courtney and Z. And I need to admit

that and then try to make amends. And I feel so bad.

Honestly, it's fine.

I'm honestly just being a go.

I'm just being silly. But thank you so much for my positive. I appreciate it.

But, yeah, I'll be back. I'm just going to shower and stuff.

Okay.

He's been crying.

Why are you crying?

Don't come up here.

So we all listened back.

And he was like, he basically answered me like, uh, yeah, he said, oh, I think

you're enough.

I felt, like, embarrassed because I was like, maybe I am giving that impression

of I love myself. You definitely are.

And you should love yourself anyway, even if you do love yourself. Who cares?

You should love yourself.

I think I was more of a tomboy actually growing up, to my mum's dismay.

She always wanted me to be, like, super girly and I'd be wearing all my

brother's old clothes.

And then everyone was like, Corny, why can't you look like your mum? I'm like,

well, your mum's so fit, like, every day.

Any time she picked me up from school, I was like, can you park further away?

Like, you're like competition.

Maybe I still have that, but I don't know.

You're my main bitch on this boat.

Let's go out.

Right. Still have a good time.

Mi amor.

Dime. Got a gift for you.

Oh, thanks, darling.

Courtney.

I'm going to hide my boner. Hold on.

shopping it feels like an ear candle you burn it up i think when i'll have oh my

god my whole knuckle sticking out me if you ever see my knuckle expose me say

something sure that'll be great oh

look at these beautiful plants thanks for fingering

me

I better speak to Waltham tonight.

I wanted you to know, I appreciate you, and I've only known you for three years.

I don't know what you're facing, I don't know the problems, and I do regret that

I caused any of that to you. It's honestly fine, but you wouldn't know

Hold on, let's pause here, because you should love yourself. You are awesome,

you work hard, you're amazing, and look at yourself.

Beautiful. Recognize that. Love that. You didn't mean to. You didn't mean any

harm. And, yeah, it's all G, man.

I mean, I accept his apology.

He didn't know how bad it was going to, like, affect me. I struggle, like, on a

daily basis to, like, like what I see in the mirror and stuff. Maybe it's a good

thing that he sees how much it can affect somebody, like that one joke.

Just don't joke about it because I'll cry.

Cheers, guys.

Cheers.

Cheers to you being a cheeky motherfucking bitch, but at least you

mind. Do you know what I'm saying?

Love. Do you know what I'm saying?

Love. Thank you.

I just want to tell you now, I went up to Dave and I called you a bitch. And I

was like, okay.

I want to be honest, because that came out like, I hate you. I'm glad you're

honest. No, I told her, I hate you.

It really irritates me.

You being a bitch. You and Captain Fanny.

No, you being a bitch. I'm here with Captain Fanny.

You know what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't talk

about a crew member in front of me.

No. Behind their back.

Don't have to talk about people behind their back.

Are you okay, baby?

Are you fine?

Okay. No.

We'll talk about tomorrow in work hours. We're not discussing work hours.

We don't care for discussing work right now. I literally said that one second

ago. I said, I will speak to you guys. We're going to speak about work hours

tomorrow. I've got nothing to speak about. I told you what I told you. In

yes, I did. You didn't mention a few other things. I've got nothing else more

explain to you than what I did. And you're getting nothing else from me.

looking for attention. You're not going to get it from me. Looking for

attention? Yeah. I told you facts.

Whatever Storm told you is bullshit.

You've been taking trash.

I'm literally the most harmless person. I'm calm.

Read me.

Kyle. Look at you now.

Look at you now. Ines, stop. Look at you now, hon.

Guys, come on. Don't respond to that. Don't respond to that. This needs to

This needs to stop. This needs to stop.

Kyle, compose more of that. Yeah, it's not me.