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Previously on Below Deck Mediterranean.

Okay, should we get a dog?

Cheers, mate.

We're getting a dog.

Ray, whether she's doing cartwheels on the floor.

Reagan. Reagan. Storm.

Everything is spinning.

I think just you and I are going to do it, mate. Yeah.

Dave, did you do the cabin?

I don't care who I do.

Go in the farmer's cabin then.

Ruby!

On our last boat, me and Tash, we got together.

We just had so much fun together.

Natalia, nice to meet you. I'm so excited.

Is this my sister?

Is this my twin?

We're like twins almost, yeah.

We think you're a couple.

You're in a cabin together and you work together. We think you are.

Tash asked me to keep it a secret because she was still with her

But I want it to happen, but it hasn't happened. I'm struggling with keeping it

a secret.

I don't want people to

know. Why are you looking at me?

I'm cheating.

It's not something that I'm proud of. I can't deal with any drama, any stress.

I wish for a boyfriend.

I've never had a relationship longer than a couple months. I get lost in her

goddamn eyes. I've got to think of Australians, man.

Dormant super tech.

I'm into it.

Do you want to go down?

Let's go.

Charter number two.

Emily Butler works for a family business.

Butler and Associates. Cheer for the beginning of the end.

Yeah.

I'm a service queen from the get -go. I'm going to go find a husband

Where's your schedule?

I need that. Is that 1 a .m. to 2 a .m.? 1 to 2 in the afternoon.

Oh, that's tomorrow.

Reagan's schedule kind of just looks like a math problem that just doesn't

a solution.

They're literally waiting around.

Reagan, where's the inflatable? Start blowing them up.

I am doing everything I can. She just has to take the ball and succeed.

I'm figuring out everyone's weaknesses and where I need to be more. You need to

figure out your own weaknesses. That's where you're struggling.

Yes, on other boats you had these positions.

Everyone works differently.

No, no, no. Super yachts don't work like that.

Show me you can do this job.

Coffee. I need to be able to have a boson I can trust and a boson that has

priority.

You know what I mean?

Today hopefully will be better and I'll prove myself. Okay, awesome. Thank you.

Thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you for the way you helped coming across

there. Sometimes it can be harsh, but it's because I don't want to be learning

in front of the guests. You know what I mean? We should already be there.

All right, good. Thank you. Awesome. Thank you.

It's really hot today.

Can we go charter out a boat so we can be guests for once?

I'm ready to live my best life.

Maybe I'll go to Monaco and find an 80 -year -old man who's about to...

Cark it.

Just do it.

Get him wasted, get him to sign over the paperwork for the yacht.

Accidentally have a tragic death where he falls off a cliff.

Sounds like a dream, mate.

On that note, I have to go set the table.

Goodbye.

How you doing?

I'm finished, yeah.

It's only the thing that's not happy with me. It feels like you guys aren't

organised and stuff like that.

Oh, really? Yeah. What I think would be most important is, like, if we just

throw everything in the water.

Like... Jeffy attended.

Toyed. Yeah. I think we should just have another meeting.

Sure. Before we get changed.

Happy. Happy to have a meeting. Yeah.

Good morning.

The weather is going to be terrible.

Hello. How are you?

Yeah, it's not cool.

Can you come to the platform, please?

Can't be on my way.

Chatty today, Tess.

Struggling to wake up today.

Nice. Being grumpy.

I'm not being grumpy.

Do you want to know how my day started?

No, because you haven't said anything since you walked in. I woke up, I come

my cabin and I keep coffee everywhere.

Start again or what?

What?

Why are you being weird?

I'm being weird.

You are.

Even though things seem like they're in a good space right now, deep down, I'm

really struggling with this whole situation with Dave.

I broke up with my ex right before stepping onto the boat, but ever since I

cheated on him with Dave, I couldn't forgive myself.

I just felt constant guilt, like, it was so regretful, I guess.

I'm just trying to avoid Dave from telling the rest of the crew because a

people have different perceptions of cheating.

Some people think you're the worst person in the world.

And I don't know how the crew are going to react towards this situation of

what's happened.

OK, guys. We saw out yesterday how the platform got set up, didn't you?

Just try and be as quick as you can with inflating them all and get them all

out. Obviously, Storm is very experienced compared to all of us as

think you should listen to him as well because he's more experienced on making

it than me.

And you know how to do the tender.

Yep. So I'm good on the tender.

Yeah. I can drive it.

Okay. I can now feel the pressure.

Sam is, like, a bit annoyed because, obviously, things aren't getting done.

it's just like, I do feel like...

My job is on the line. Cheers.

This looks amazing.

Yes, at the breakfast table.

I actually haven't enjoyed these guests.

God, I hate hangovers. Why does it have to be a consequence for drinking? That's

such bullshit.

Noah is from an extremely wealthy family who owns their own private jet and

helicopter. Noah's date. Why drive when a helicopter can get you there faster?

They probably had 15 drinks at least yesterday.

Oh, yeah. I mean, think of all the wine at dinner.

Stop it!

This is where you make the magic.

I've seen you way worse.

They go

above and beyond on their food.

Let's go swim. That'll wake us up.

To me, it does help hangovers. Washes it away.

All of them. They're all sat at the table.

Oh, they're hanging balls, babe.

We're giving them heaps of juice, coffees and everything.

Oh, well, you've got to do what you've got to do sometimes in life. Period.

So lunch, should we aim for a three o 'clock? Perfect. Okay.

Yeah, and also we can go over to like caves for a little like morning swim or

dip as well.

Okay. All crew, all crew. That is going to be a 11 .30 cave swim with all

guests. Copy that. All right, so we're going to do waters, beers.

I'm just going to get some ice because I want to start packing the tender for

the guests. Okay.

Your face looks gorgeous today, babe.

Oh my... It's because I haven't had my contacts in, but...

Is this glass fine for Roseanne? My lovely wife needs to give me

that's the right one.

Aw, you'll keep going. Yeah, you'll do. Keep your eyes to yourself today, hey?

No, no, cool. Why don't you come on the boat today? I'm going to clean all the

cabins now. Are you just going to get me alone?

Yeah, pretty much.

Uh, Jay?

What are we doing, bro?

So we're ready to go pretty much to the cave and go dive.

I'm going with you, correct?

Uh, no, he's coming with me. What I'm used to is smaller motorboats and

sailboats. And as a skipper, I'm totally comfortable in taking guests out, going

on little day adventures in a small tender.

It's literally what I love to do.

But instead, I'm just inflating and deflating things. I think I definitely

be used a little more in the tender role especially, but I'm just going to keep

working hard until it's my time.

So then after the day, maybe I'll start packing stuff up.

Yeah.

Lunch menu.

This is the old one, right?

and then so we can do mexican theme after all yeah okay

i'm just really struggling with the whole natasha situation because the

before we joined moe at home tasha and i made an agreement when we get into a

week we can slowly like adapt this and then let everyone know this is a whole

plan otherwise i wouldn't have even shared a cabin with her dave did you

your cabin i don't care who i show Go in the pharma cabin then if you want.

Really?

We're roommates.

And now I feel like she's avoiding me. I just can't handle this pressure

anymore.

Coming up.

Three metres holding.

Three metres?

One metre. You're going to hit it, man. We're going to hit. We're going to hit.

Jesus.

Ready, Freddie?

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go to the VIP coming first.

Not muscle?

No, just to pull up the bed at least.

I got you.

I think it's behind the microphone.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

What can I get you guys?

Will you help me review it? Jade Riggi's the best time to drink.

Because when you sleep at the night time, you wake up in the morning and

golden. It's a taco.

It's a taco.

I'll take it up for coming.

Let's give you up, Sophie.

All right, this is your cave that you guys can jump in and go and explore if

you'd like.

Woo! Game ball!

All right, everyone's in.

That's the way to go.

Can you believe we're here right now? No.

I feel so spoiled. Yeah, this is beautiful.

Yep. That's beautiful, eh?

Yep. Um, I guess I'll just tie these down.

Secure all this stuff.

Yeah, that'd be great.

It's all around but that.

I don't trust it.

Reagan, Reagan, do you call?

Tender incoming.

Copy that.

What can we do with their welcome shot?

I'm going to do, should we talk to a monkey brain?

Talk to a monkey brain. Yeah.

And then do we need to start setting for launch?

It's coming early.

This world's building.

Is that all right? Hi.

Yeah, are you going to put your foot on there and then you're going to give me

your hand?

There you go. Well done.

Hey, will you guys turn around for a photo? This is perfect.

You're all together.

Oh, my God. Sandy, do you want to get in with us? Yeah. I would totally love

that. Let's do it. See that?

The weather.

Yeah.

We're going to go back to the dock. It's going to be like 30 knots of wind.

Whoa. And they're going to be like 4 -meter seas, which is like massive.

we're going to the dock? Yeah.

Aw. I feel really bad.

I never want to go back to the dock when I'm on charter.

I'm here to show these guests a good time.

It's all about safety for me.

And it's my responsibility.

So I have to get back to the dock.

I wasn't expecting that.

Honestly, I'm just shocked.

Nothing to cue a shock.

We are going back to the dock.

Can I do one of those Corona sunrises?

Yeah, how many?

Who else?

How many?

All crew, all crew, we are going back to the dock.

We are going back to the dock.

Oh, my God.

Heaven help me.

See? Yeah. We need to deflate all of this.

Dude.

We gotta hustle, people. The wind's, like, picking up.

Pretty tight.

Natalia, Natalia, that's us.

Go ahead.

Do you want to get drinks? Copy,

I'll write it on the now. I know,

that's a...

All right. We are good to go. Yeah? Yeah.

Are you available to make a cocktail? Of course. What would you like?

It's a Mexican themed one. Okay, sure. I'll do a spicy margarita mezcal. I'll

take one of those. Okay, sure. Easy. I'll bring out a whole tray.

Reagan, Reagan, to the bridge.

Reagan, to the bridge.

corona drink she's just here and then i've got to make a whole tray of like

maybe like six spicy margaritas probably eight margaritas do you want me to do

them can you actually yeah so you need to smile more in your photos can you

into the laundry yep on my way so before this you worked on other boats yes uh

yeah so i'm actually a captain on smaller boats on like sailboats that's

foot and for that i was in corporate america america's a show so

I don't think I want to go back.

Hey. Hi. So we're going to go side two.

I want you to be the stern and let me know

when I'm clear to swing from the dolphin so I can turn the boat. Yeah. Okay.

You know, going into this docking, there's so many variables, a lot of

There's a current. There's too many dolphins all over the place, so I have

zigzag in. It makes it more difficult.

Can I have you on the bar, please?

Copy that.

Okay, talk to me. What do you need? Do you want to take these three, Ellie?

I love a spicer.

Do you?

Uh -uh.

My arse will burn.

My arse is like... He's talking to you. He's got a sour face like when you're

chewing him off.

Hi. I love her.

I get on with females like a house on fire.

So we go one -on -one.

Or is it oil on a house on fire?

If you're going to give a good room, we're going to become real close friends

after this one.

She's going to drive me insane for all the right reasons and keep me smiling

bubbling inside.

How many shots have you had so far?

Can I start making a few cocktails?

Me. Our plan for docking is I'm going to be on the stern, so I'll have you on

the bow because you know what you're doing and obviously I need someone up

And then maybe you can be in the mid. Cool. Yeah.

Who ordered margaritas?

I don't know, but I'll take one if there's an extra. Yeah, sure.

Deck crew, deck crew, we are ready to depart.

Whoops.

Great,

thank you.

Go home, the anchor.

Anchor is at time.

Anchor is at time.

We're headed back to the dock.

Can you get Jason three lines ready on the stern, please?

Yep. And I'm just going to eat something I haven't eaten all day.

Yeah, no, go ahead.

That's a taxi.

Except for lunch. Yeah. God.

Hey, we need to start breaking our lines up, please. As quick as possible.

Where's Reagan?

Reagan, Reagan to Storm.

This is my team.

What the f*** are you doing? I mean, this is... Oh, s***, dude.

We need to find Reagan.

Oh, thanks, mate.

Coming up.

Bye -bye.

I'd like to think that Dave respects my wishes in terms of not telling the crew

about us.

But I kind of do feel like I'm treading on eggshells around him.

Are we really going back to the dark?

The storm's coming in, they say.

Quit trying again, dude.

This giant donut is proper jammy.

Let's just sort this f***ing mess out.

For as long as I've known Storm, he's always liked to take charge. We used to

play water polo against each other, and he was definitely like the king of

Western Province.

He has quite a big work ethic, and he likes to be a bit of a perfectionist at

times. Let's move these naughty boys, please.

So naturally, if nobody's sort of taking that position, he will always step up.

Dragon, you all right?

Yeah. What's up?

If I only just say.

Okay. We've got 40 minutes to bang this up.

Nat? Yes? Just catch here.

What is that?

Is it a present? Is it roses?

This is portals.

Portals.

Actually, because I'm in the streets, I'm bringing my eyeballs.

Are you okay?

I actually hate my life. This is the lowest point of my life.

Kyle, I have to clean this area. I cannot work.

Can I help you? I think I've got this.

No, I've got it.

I'm going to pee and then I'm going to start on round two.

I'm so over this.

Well, we're going to be docked in approximately 30 minutes.

So we should probably wait till we dock? That's ultimately your call.

Emily, just wait till you get to the dock.

Okay, I'm going to wait. Bad.

I'm sending Noah home to his mother.

I'm sending him home.

Chef? Yeah?

Lunch at 4 p .m. on the docks.

The struggle is real today.

If you delay lunch, it's the worst because then you've got the potential of

drying out. And then if they want dinner... Later, it just carries on

the same nightmare.

But, I mean, it's my job. I've got to be flexible.

Ugh.

This could be disastrous.

Is there any more cocktail?

Can you surprise me with your favorite drink?

Okay, can I go?

A lot of wind, man.

Nice jacket.

Thank you. It matches the deckhand. That's why I put it on.

Eyes, my boobies, itchy right now.

The laundry's supposed to be my soothing place and right now it feels like I've

just walked into a brothel. When the laundry's out of control, I feel out of

control. May I have a cocktail?

What should I drink? I don't know. No, turn around now.

Having 20 to 30 -year -olds on board.

What's in between lunch and dinner?

What are we going to do? No, but like, what are we going to do?

They're little silver spoon -fed children.

Are we just hanging out?

Maybe get a male stripper?

I'd say no. No.

I don't even understand what their relationship is with an 18 -year -old

32 -year -old. I don't understand it.

Do you know, say pa.

Does that mean let's jump off the side of the boat?

go sit inside?

Sure. It's a little bit windy.

So when you come in on turn two, what are the lines that you lock off when you

stop the boat?

Our ground lines guard first.

Cool. And then once that's done, then we move on to the next line. Kyle!

Kyle keeps running away.

I need to get your hot sauce. If you guys don't order drinks, then I'll sit

here. But when you do order drinks, I'm going to run around.

We're like, could you do this, this, this, this, this, and also do nothing

come hang out with us.

Dex.

Are you guys ready?

All fenders and lines are ready.

Thank you.

I'm going to take it on the port lane so I can't do anything.

Okay.

Upside 40 meters.

So beautiful driving into a place like this.

I'm very comfortable when it comes to docking.

Like, all my life, I've done so many dockings because, obviously, me being a

captain and being able to dock a boat myself anyway.

So, yeah, I've got a chance to actually prove to the family that I know what I'm

doing. Hey, just see if you can help.

Holy s***.

How do you even know which one to pull? There's that, there's that one, there's

the buoys. We throw that out first, which is tied to the big one.

God, you guys are studs.

Where'd you guys come in from?

Coeur d 'Alene, Idaho.

Where are you from?

Indiana. You know Idaho, then.

Okay, so you're going to need to keep clear from here.

I'm keeping clear.

And you're not allowed to speak to each other because he's got to concentrate on

me. I won't distract.

Would you like us to start bringing food up?

Yes. All right, we'll see you up there.

I'm going to go through seven and eight.

Jesus Christ, that's f***ing tight. And we've got a wind on us.

Yeah.

Start both sides.

Let me know when it's clear to drive through.

Starboard!

That is so impressive.

Like, this size of boat. Sandy's got us.

20 meters to the dock. Starboard side.

I'm clear.

Four meters, getting closer to dolphin on starboard side.

Three meters, holding.

Three meters, dude.

Three meters, dolphin coming astern.

That's not three meters.

That is one meter. One meter, getting closer. One meter.

One meter. You're going to hit it, man. We're going to hit. We're going to hit.

Kick your head. Kick your head.

Uh -oh.

Oh.

You hit it.

Jesus.

That's not three meters.

One meter. She's going to hit it, man.

Uh -oh.

Oh, shit.

You hit it.

Jesus Christ.

No captain wants to hit anything, and this is the first time in my career I've

ever touched anything.

Not okay.

The receiving line is put up in between.

Nice. Z, to the stern.

Make sure I got fenders out.

They did so much work. How wonderful it is. How cute.

Thousand, thousand.

All good with the fenders?

If you move that fender a bit down.

Which one? Break them out downwards, yeah.

Am I clear of those buoys?

Yeah, you clear. All clear.

It is all off.

Rose, I want one.

I'm doing stuff, sir.

Where are your lines ashore?

Bow spring's on.

Turn, get your lines ashore. Wow.

Can you get this one ashore?

Hide that. Down, up, get down.

Where are your lines ashore?

I don't want to touch the dock until you have your lines ashore.

Okay, if not for this one.

An urgency.

Yeah, it's a bit of a show.

I think the issue with the deck team at the moment is that there's no

leadership. It's just so frustrating because this environment makes it quite

difficult to make progress.

We've been docking for ages.

Yeah. Woo -hoo, crispy, yum -yum.

Get the line out of the water. Pull it in fast.

Put it in. Put it in the water.

Get that line out of the water. And now put it in.

Now tie it up.

Thank you.

When you approach a dock, you expect the boatswain to have everything in order.

All the lines in order, the fenders down, everything ready to proceed to the

dock. But this was mismanaged.

Lines were everywhere.

Reagan doesn't know her job.

I'm all set. We can just work your lines.

Thank you.

It is so hot in here.

I'm cold.

No, you must be nice, babe. I'd lose it as a chef then. I have lost it.

Lost what?

My butt.

He's gone and left the building.

But you can't expect to function on two hours' sleep.

I blame him for something else, but personally, that's what I'm doing.

I'd like to think that Dave respects my wishes in terms of not telling the crew

about us.

I can tell just by looking at Dave that it's eating him away inside.

And that's not what I want. I don't want to hurt him. It's not normal for a

human being to live off two hours' sleep at night.

Are you going to say that, though?

But I kind of do feel like I'm treading on eggshells around him.

So we have a blackened cod tacos, gluten -free.

Ooh, fish tacos.

Yes.

Nice job, Storm.

I just want to just look at the boat.

Obviously, there is a few things that would have been a bit better. Did I hit

the dolphin?

We only slightly touched, and there was no damage, so it was okay. It is okay.

Yeah, that's not happening again.

We stopped the faith, but that's the main thing.

It was all right.

Dang. Oh,

look at those ribs.

Oh, my God. These tacos are unreal.

Food is my love language, and this is love.

Guys,

are you feeling free?

They want to make an activity after lunch.

Let's get them off the boat so we can catch up with our boyfriend.

That table.

I didn't mean to.

There's your dinner, the laundry, the bottle.

Babe, it's because you work there.

And let me to the south.

Do you guys do your pizza on ranch?

I put ranch on everything.

Let me return back to the hobbit hole.

He makes so much food, which is lovely.

I'm just going to knock it out.

Hey, guess what? I have good news.

I just got permission to take the tender down.

Yeah!

That'd be awesome. Good.

Oh, yeah.

We are going to get the tender in the water.

Copy that. What drinks can I get you guys for the cooler that you want?

Let's get some strongbow.

Okay. Let's take some, like, cider.

How are the raspberry ones? Any good? Or no? Could you just pack a cool box,

please? I'm really... Talking about it right now? I mean, this is what you guys

would like in the cooler. The structure that's needed.

Because I think in a new team, in a new boat, in a new area, there's so many

different things that can be happening at the same time. I didn't pack this. I

was literally coming down to redo it. So I got you.

There's a pace in which you need to do things. So Jason coming from his

experience in his boat to this boat, like things need to happen quite fast.

He's been sucking his thumb and doing, he's packing the cooler box. It's like

what should take one minute, two minutes taking 25 minutes.

Just like I'm going to pass out.

Just do it. Just go to bed.

Just actually go to bed and just see what happens. We can rotate every 30

minutes.

I just farted.

Kyle! How does it just slip out like that?

It's one of the things I grew up with. Every time I laugh, I fart.

I think because the two holes are clenching at the same time. I don't

butthole literally needs a place.

Kyle! Are we happy?

Yeah, you are happy.

I'm glad we missed all that violent weather.

Oh, yeah.

Z,

I'm telling you, if you don't follow the rules, life gets a lot better.

Reagan.

Reagan. Jason.

What should I do?

Well,

you make that call, Bosun.

That's your job.

The dogging was a mess, and that starts with the Bosun, the leadership.

You have to be able to lead.

Your team.

Where's your schedule? I need that. Do they know to put the toys out yet? We're

just ready to be in the water now.

The docking was the straw that broke the camel's back.

This is beautiful.

Isn't it cute?

It is very cute.

Look at that city over there, actually, though. I know, it's gorgeous. That is

gorgeous. It's so pretty.

What can I help with, guys?

The Moroccan stools, our little buffet thing.

We need that for dinner.

Reagan, Reagan.

Let's take, like, all the fairy lights we've got up there, all the candles,

lanterns, and they're all due to Kevin Turner now.

What's going here?

I need to get 10.

Yeah, get the shot.

All right, guys, let me give you a hand.

Vodka, white tea, raspberry.

Shot, shot, shot, shot.

Do I need a shower?

Well, I just literally doing live.

Are these going up or down?

They're going up, please.

Thank you.

I'm cooking and cleaning and doing everything.

Where have you been? I've missed you.

You're just too distracting.

Sorry, my gosh.

I'm not on the hunt for anyone, but if someone, like, pops up, I'm not going to

say, oh, God, no.

But also, like, there's a whole lot of things that come into it. They've got to

be, like, really cool.

They've got to have a good family. They've got to have a really good

group. There's a whole thing to it.

Also, I've only just broken up with my ex, so, like, I'm not really rushing to

get in with anyone. I'm just happy to...

Ride the train. See where I'm going.

Don't leave.

My hair's a disaster.

Okay, I'll crumble.

Go, Tom.

Wow.

Who designed all of this?

My ass so fat.

She's pretty much completely different at this point. When we were on our

previous boat together, she was, like, always coming to find me. We were always

together, you know.

She was basically telling me that she was going to leave her current boyfriend

for me.

I'm afraid she's regretting everything that's happened between us because she's

making me feel, like, absolutely worthless.

I've fallen in love with someone, and all I want to do is talk to her about

but I can't.

You guys want to sit down?

I am going to die.

Wow, look at that.

Look at all the different coloring of everything, the pleating.

Hey, guys.

This is the man.

How are you doing?

Thank you. The myth.

Looks amazing.

We've got a prawn tagine, and then we've got some grilled aubergine with some

feta, and we've got slow -roast lamb rack, and then a nice light couscous.

You're amazing. Thank you. You really are. Thank you.

All right, enjoy, guys. Thank you so much.

I've never had lamb. It's so good. Holy cow. You're trying so many new things.

Yeah, you guys, my mind's blown.

I can't do anything right.

You did this, right?

Like,

these panties. Oh, my God, they're actually... Are we happy penis?

fine? Did you just say happy penis?

No, happiness.

Oh.

Your ears are playing with you.

Obviously, I am a service queen, but on the interior, we all have these

excellent strengths.

Tash has great cocktail -making skills.

Nat is excellent at laundry, excellent at housekeeping.

I'm all for supporting the team, but if the tip is whopping, it will be because

of us.

Goddamn, Kyle.

Coffee dice.

Can we eat dessert upstairs?

Yeah, I'll bring it out. Thank you.

Okay, go on, guys.

Oh, hi, guys. We're ready for dessert.

We'd like to eat it on a Sunday. So what should we do?

Take it up to present it and then serve it up there?

Cool.

This is exactly what I wanted.

What's this? Some more hippies?

Yeah, sit down.

That's so pretty.

Yeah, look at this.

So we got white chocolate, lime, and ginger.

And then the top is like basically a double mirror glaze.

Can we dive in? Tuck in.

Wow. That just rocked my world.

Tuck in.

Thank you, Dave.

Good night, everyone.

See you.

I think we're all a little pooped.

Tim, where are you going?

I'm going to go to my room.

Toot -a -loo.

Bridge so clear, this is all a dead call.

All day, Papa's got to go.

Today was actually a terrible day.

I lost the day of the charter.

And she's still rich.

I want to take this pill. I want to hit you so hard across the face right now.

And hopefully you go flying mad.

On to the pole.

This is my guy.

Pissing the toilet.

What do you mean?

You've been pissing on the room yet.

No, it was you, bro.

I note you because Marky's clear.

No, it's not.

Marky is always clear.

Bye.

Bye.

Honestly, what's going on with my court situation?

Hello, good morning, darling heart of love and light.

The table looks great.

You look great.

Lovely. Thanks.

Nothing but nothing.

Hey.

I thought you made your bread and stuff the other day.

Oh,

babe.

Good morning.

Hello, how are you? Anyway, I can get a coffee.

What kind of coffee would you like? It's just black.

Oh, my God. So cute.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Storm, storm.

Did you meet me on the bridge?

Copy, Captain.

Oh, we've got a soft one.

Yeah, right here. Okay. And just one more sprinkles and salmon.

Good morning, Captain. I just want to have a quick chat.

That's actually the perfect way to do it. Thank you so much. Thank you. I

appreciate it.

When I was coming in, I touched the dolphins on the starboard side. Could

see down that side of the boat? So when we cleared, we had at least five meters

before it would possibly be. Okay. But as far as when I was... Hanging to you.

We were clear. Yeah. And I love how you took charge.

From what I've seen, you understand how critical it is to get lines ashore.

Yeah. Yeah.

I just wanted to acknowledge that.

Anytime, Teddy. Yeah. I'll talk to you later.

All right.

He makes the toast.

Is there something that you asked for that you didn't get?

No. I went above and beyond.

Like, I leave.

Floo's out everywhere, and then I come back and they're all away.

Stick, stick. Can we cover places that are not on the scene?

She caught it to leave us.

No, I'm so sad. This one's cutting.

This one's murdered to try and find which way it's with.

All right, we did it.

Change quick, because I think they're leaving shortly.

Has anyone started sleeping in the cabin yet? Every single cupboard's done, the

master's packed, all the little guests are packed, all the towels have been

taken, everything.

All crew, all crew, meet on the dock for guest departure.

I haven't had shoes on in, like, three days.

At the end of every trial, it's just like, ooh, ooh.

And the trial has been fairly intense for the deck crew.

Definitely keen to sink a couple tonight.

It's been real. You are a stud. Thanks, man.

Thank you so much. Honestly, it was an unreal experience, and you guys are all

so amazing.

The only complaint would probably be keeping people waiting.

Before you get in, let us get a ladder down. They're literally waiting around.

Thank you. I appreciate it.

And this is for you. Thank you.

Bye.

Bye. We'll miss you.

Well done, team.

You're welcome.

So, charter number two down.

Deck, you guys are finding your way.

I appreciate the amount of work that you're putting in.

There's some things we're still going to work on. This was a very difficult

docking. It took the lines a really long time to get across.

I know the lines went in the water.

I actually touched the mooring buoys.

That can never happen.

Interior, as always, you guys did an amazing job, so thank you. Chef Dave, I

haven't had a chef like you in a very, very long time.

Thank you.

Great job overall.

I got to tell you, like, this is a great charter. So with that, this tip is $19

,000.

$1 ,727 per person.

That's a great tip, right? So cheers, everybody.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers.

Anyway, thank you very much and, you know, enjoy your night out.

Thank you.

All right, let's pray.

What's up, homie? We're going to tag team this.

Yeah.

Reagan, Reagan. Can you please come to the bridge? Reagan to the bridge.

Thank you.