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Previously on Below Deck Mediterranean.

This season for me, it's a new place, a new boat, with new department heads.

Welcome. Hi Josh, hello.

How are you?

As a chief too, I'm definitely a lead by example kind of girl that sounds super

green. I'm Tessa. Nice to meet you. Is this my, it started with my twin life.

We're like twins almost, yeah.

Hi, I'm Regan. Welcome aboard.

These are your deck crew.

You've got to turn this boat around.

Malia's shoes will be hard to fill.

You're going to have to carry that on your own, you know.

You're definitely earning your money.

Come see home.

I just did a month's charter with Natasha.

We're good friends, and that smile is unreal.

Hi,

everyone. Welcome.

Billy and Chris will be celebrating their anniversary during their stay.

That's one, two, K6. I can't carry that. It's too heavy.

I'm getting irritated with Reagan. I feel like I'm pulling more weight. Oh,

God. There's nothing in the water.

Who's to Boston?

Reagan. I am really sorry. We left the dock without two crew members, so the

deck team is really struggling.

So then, like, make up for it.

I'll take care of it.

Good to meet you. Welcome.

Hello, Captain Sandy.

Myself and Storm have been childhood friends.

That same massage she has today, it hasn't just hit me.

Nice to meet you.

Tender,

wave runners in the water.

Action.

I'm going to fall.

All crew, all crew. We have some malfunctioning of our stabilizers. Hang

Hold everything.

The boat's rocking.

Are we crashing? What's happening?

No.

We just lost our stabilizers

tipping. The thing keeps turning off.

Stabilizers are fins that stop the boat from moving from side to side. Losing

stabilizers is very dangerous. The crew could get hurt.

A guest could fall over and bop their head. Anything could happen.

F***ing word.

Can we use our stabilisers?

They're on.

The whole boat runs off the air conditioning system.

One goes down affects everything.

Well, we're in a real pickle, aren't we? Yeah.

We need a cold front.

Natalia! Yeah? Get up here quickly, we need your ASAP. Bring a vacuum cleaner

with a hard head button.

You want to go and check the faucet smash?

Yeah. There's glass all over the sky lounge upstairs.

Bottles have all fallen off the barren smash.

I'm going to run upstairs.

Gotcha.

Oh, my God.

Wow, this is crazy.

That was bonkers.

Meh.

These are the generators.

So we lost that one.

But that's not automatic. You had to manually connect it?

Yeah. So we had a glitch. I have the right to represent that.

I heard glass smacking everywhere.

It's chaotic up there. Should we drop that naughty boy? Yeah, yeah, that's

There she is.

I'm going on a vacation.

I'm waiting for someone to tell me what happened. This boat is a hybrid.

One cooling system for everything.

When the cooling system starts to heat up, it systematically starts shutting

units down, which shuts down our stabilizers. And thankfully, no one got

Again, I'm really sorry.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

You know what, Taff?

Good joke.

Reagan, toys, wave runners in the water.

Yeah, the inflatable. There you go. Yeah. Okay, thank you.

I've been on a boat that fell on its side, so I've got, like, quite bad PTSD,

this is really screwing with me right now. In 2019, I was on a 90 -metre yacht

and the boat tipped on its side. I just remember crying, thinking, this is it,

I'm going to die.

I called to start taking names of the crew list and people weren't answering.

There were electrical smells, fuel spilling everywhere.

I couldn't even get out of the door.

I tried.

The crane craned off three people at a time. We were really lucky that nobody

died. I'm a person in general to put on a brave face. You carry on. You have no

other choice. Otherwise, you're going to fail.

This is f***ing crazy.

This is ridiculous.

I haven't eaten, and I'm just like, I'm not even fazed. I just want a heap of

water. There's just so much to do. Like, it's just too, you're like trying to

think about eating. That's what I mean. I heard you guys had a bit of a tumble

earlier, and I heard it from the tender.

Yeah. It sounded like Armageddon earlier.

Did you hurt yourself?

I'm all right. I'm sorry about that. That's fine. It's terrible.

It is what it is.

Are you okay? Oh, God. Just had a few cuts and stuff. Just stopped cleaning

glass up, but we're all good.

I'm sorry.

Never experienced that before. That was gnarly. I had a boiling pan of water

that went into the fryer, and I had to try and catch it.

I was prepping for dinner, but now all my food's all over the place. I have so

much to do. This is a nightmare.

I'll just work as quick as I can and do what I can.

One of us walk, one of us drive, one of us put away.

Let's get a big coffee.

Well, we need to put our banisters in quickly.

Okay.

I'm in.

Do they know to put the toys out yet? They were working on something over

Oh, yeah.

They're out.

Okay, guys, listen.

We've got a proposal in order.

Do you want me to go housekeeping, human service, or just... You can jump into

cabins and ask. Yeah, yeah, no worries. I'm just living Zach's fantasies with a

Walmart reality.

Ooh.

How's it going?

How's it going?

How's that?

I'm being a bit shy with the mint here.

Excuse me?

No, I'm just talking to myself.

It's okay, I want to listen.

I want to know what's going on in... I'm being a bit shy with the mint here. I

need to know what's going on. I want to know what's going on up in that noodle.

Yeah, noodle.

You never heard it called noodle? No.

Maybe it's an American thing, I don't know.

I was with my ex in a very long -term relationship for like four and a half

years. So now I'm single. I can flirt with people if I want to.

There's not too much difference, if I'm honest, of me flirting or just being

myself.

It's actually just me. I am just that one.

Bubbly bride person.

Bye, Misha.

Ciao, ciao.

Do you guys have cucumber vodka?

We can make you one.

I need infused cucumber vodka.

Thank you so much. Sorry, I'm getting into that kind of straight line.

I don't think anyone's worried about it. Thank you so much. Thank you.

I have never been passionate with anything to do. I've never been like, I

to be a doctor, I want to be a vet. People are passionate about saving lives

being doctors.

I don't know how people don't enjoy cleaning. It's very relaxing. I'm very

passionate about cleaning.

It's a weapon, Freddie.

But if you open the anchors, you'll be more sturdy.

There you go.

Okay, let's make this a strong one, actually.

Very strong.

Yeah, we're just ready to be in the water now.

Someone rescue him.

Really, really frustrating.

It's so embarrassing.

Oh, no.

Coming up.

Is there something going on between her and Doc?

Storm, don't go.

Someone rescue him.

Jason, can you jump in there and get him, please?

Yeah.

Seems like a malfunction and a delay in our enjoyment.

A Reagan situation.

She's winning all of the awards.

Okay, pull in. Let's go.

Thanks, buddy.

There's got to be a more convenient way to do that.

I'm done with this little thing.

What's that? We're just going to fix them on how we can actually do it.

what we would have done is before putting that out, put this in the middle

those two and then push them out. Yeah, I know.

Yeah, this is fair.

How did you start this morning, Dave?

Got out of bed at like five. Did you?

You're like the quietest roomie.

You can share with Kyle.

Do you want me to share with Kyle and you want to share with James?

No, because I love my roomie.

We have good bands when he's actually awake.

I literally like it when I'm naked.

You're naked?

Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah?

I've got some gifts for you. I wish it was a nicer gift. Is it just one? Is

there many?

It's several.

Several.

Are you guys done talking while the rest of us work our asses off?

We're actually flirting without you. Sorry, Alan. Okay. Are you flirting?

Yeah. Why did you have to gate crash?

Why the hell? You could have come in quite nicely. We would have joined you

the trifecta. Are we number three? Maybe.

Can I be in the middle?

You guys got to organize your lockers and stuff.

Yeah. Because when we get our slide in our pool, we have to have a place to put

it.

I'll actually go look. Okay, I'm going to come look with you.

Okay.

You're so fast.

Oh, my God, you got tons of stuff. Here. I want to be a floating resort.

You want to put that one up?

Yeah.

Let's get these toys blown up really fast.

Natalia, Natalia, Tessa.

As soon as you finish that. Kevin, we need to decorate for the Japanese party

tonight. The master will be finished in one minute.

My management style, I'm very trusting.

I will try and go back where I can and check things, but luckily I've got such

great team that I trust them 110%. Sorry,

I have to wash it.

How's it going so far?

I think once we get familiar with everything, things will be a lot better.

I haven't been able to organize something, like on what hours and what

Storm, he was supposed to rest.

Yeah. And you're supposed to rest him right now, but... No, that's fine.

I don't know what regular college management is, actually. I want to be

place Millie on a pedestal.

Guys, if you're ever sitting on the swim platform, this is what I like. All

right, let's try this.

David.

Let's get the jet skis off the sled right away.

It doesn't seem like there's much direction or structure.

But at the same time, I don't want to question and, like, step on her toes

because she's the bosun. I'm going to go and write down a schedule and stuff

like that and arrange things now.

I'll be back in a minute.

Steph,

are we doing places tonight or family style?

Well, sushi will be... Oh, we're doing sushi. Never mind.

When you're doing a schedule for your deckers, you need to know who's capable

doing what. OK, so where's your schedule for people's... Like, I need that, they

need that.

I've always planned my schedules on my previous boat, so obviously you figure

out who's got the weaknesses in which areas and then you write a schedule

But then yesterday, we didn't have deckhands.

I'm not able to plan my, obviously, schedule because I don't know who's

of what.

Hello.

So where are you guys off to after this? Greece.

Greece.

So tough. I'm so sorry you have to do this.

Yeah.

I thought, you know what, let me go to Venice after this. I'm still searching

for love in between all this nonsense.

How long ago was this when you guys met?

Seven years ago. Seven years, okay. I really want to wait for that.

I've only had a 12 -year relationship.

He left me for a woman.

We started in high school. He asked me out in high school. Wait, we need to

unpack this. How long ago was this?

This was two years ago, because I came out last year.

Oh. Girl,

can we get some?

Thank you, thank you.

That's the celebration I wanted.

It's my first time getting gay.

who are part of the LGBTQIA plus community such as myself.

And having also the chance to celebrate their anniversary, something that's also

so dear to me, is finding true love like it was meant to be.

I'm honestly so happy for you two.

Very jealous, but happy.

Jason, hook the jet ski up and then come to the bridge deck as quick as

possible. You're going to help me place it. Easy peasy.

Cool.

That's impressive.

Sandy, Sandy Reagan.

Can you please meet up in the creamer?

Oh, this is so nice.

It's beautiful.

Okay, so I've done anchor watch and I've also done morning rest and off hours.

That's great. Obviously, I said to the guys, if you feel like help, you can do

that and do a bit later. That's awesome.

Thank you.

I'll be back now for that one.

Guys, who fancies bringing this up with me? Okay, let's go, babe.

It's so quiet now.

Maybe on the arm of the sofa.

There's loads of happy anniversary stuff as well.

This is what we are talking about. Love.

Oh, my God.

Can I please use this after the set -up?

Pink penis. I'm going to be a good party starter, trust me. Big pink penis. I'm

going to walk out like this for service tonight.

Come on.

I want to be joking. This is what I want to do.

Hold it there.

Whoa!

Your mum's going to be proud, guys.

Should I just offer guests if they want some drinks?

I just think that the guys are going to appreciate it. And I want these guests

to leave with a memory. Let's go.

I need to watch.

A long, veiny, girthy, pink, vibrating memory.

Does anyone want something else to drink? Oh, my God.

Eat something to drink.

You guys are good.

Everyone around.

Can you point to Malta, please?

Where's Juneau?

That was amazing. I didn't think it would be that pink.

Or that big. Yeah.

What time do I go on?

How do I read this?

Tonight is at 11. You're off at 11.

Okay. And then your anchor watch is 5 till 7.

Okay. And then you go back to bed and get up at 9.

Okay. Reagan's schedule kind of just looks like a math problem that just

have a solution.

Is that 1 a .m. to 2 a .m.? 1 to 2 in the afternoon.

Oh, that's tomorrow.

I was in commodity trading for 11 years, so I've done a lot of equations and

formulas and spreadsheets, and I don't think there's an algorithm that will be

able to solve this puzzle that she's constructed.

We can see how that goes at the moment. If not, we can change it. If not, we can

stick to it. We'll just see what happens.

Coming up. Okay, here.

Okay, put this on.

Good night, all. Good night.

Welcome home. Oh, my God!

What is happening right now?

They're all chicken out. There's only one.

So messed up.

Oh, the guests are calling.

Actually, do you want to get this one first?

Hello, my mum. Where is Espresso Martini?

Reagan, Reagan.

Are we able to just have one deck crew?

OK, you can go now.

Thank you so much for all your help.

Espresso Martini, you're welcome.

Cam.

Hello. So, if you want to start setting up those lanterns. Yeah.

That's going to go behind you.

What is the party?

The anniversary.

We're making it super romantic and they want a Japanese night.

Can you jump in?

Get the ladder out.

Yeah. Why am I jumping in?

Jump on the dock. Not in. On the dock.

Why? Because you're wearing this. No, no, no. But what's the... Before we do

can we talk through the process? Because today...

There's anchors? Yeah, these bags.

So are they just like hooked on? Yeah, hold on. No, no, no, I'll do it. I'm

definitely missing some of the aspects of skipping my own boat, being the

captain and being in charge.

It's frustrating because I'm a very strong Taipei.

I just want somebody to manage.

I would love to.

I'm used to it.

But with my position being the low man on the totem pole, I can't.

So literally, you just pull it and then stick it down.

That's it?

Yes.

I need a shower. Are you going?

I don't have time for shower. I just want some juice.

Okay. The sushi is so time consuming.

So what's the plan tonight?

I honestly don't know.

It's fine.

You are amazing.

Today's the day I was meant to be making up for yesterday.

He's just asking do we have any other beef without cinnamon in. A little more

rare. Just believe. He's just asking if we can go a tiny bit more on the medium

side. I get super anxious. Because I'm constantly...

battling with myself.

I grew up in West Sussex. We were a rough neighborhood.

As in, like, cars on fire neighborhood.

And I was always the guy who got bullied, basically.

So it gives me drive and kind of the courage to keep fighting with everything

my life.

Shame, eh?

Tonight's the night.

Tonight's the party night.

Crystal, how many brothers and sisters do you have?

We have 12.

But me and Billy are the only ones that share the same mother and father.

Unfortunately.

Can I just put it out?

Should we go and eat and get changed?

Yeah.

Nathalie and Kyle, pasta.

Do you want to start rotating out for dinner and get in your black?

Copy.

Have a look. I'm glad you're here at all.

I did, I looked fine.

Can I take some ginger for the condimentary?

That one there. Are we going to put both on there? Yep. If it's not here, you

owe me a bottle of tequila.

Okay. What do you want if it is here?

Nah, can't bet.

Oh, my God!

Is this what I think it is?

I told you, is it?

Go on, then. You can have one step.

Not in the nose.

Wait,

I've... That was quite a slap.

Can you just fill this with ice? Yeah. Just bring heaps of ice.

I'm going to bring bags, actually.

Look how exciting.

I'm so excited to see it. It's really good.

Where were you before this? Have you taken a vacay?

Basically, I've just been back at home.

Where's home?

Cape Town.

Where are you from?

Australia.

Are we close to each other?

What? I don't know geography.

Put these balls on the table, aren't they? Let's try it out. Are you going to

wear your ass cap?

No, I'm not. You're not? Can I come with you guys when you tie the guests to the

table? Because I want to see their reaction. Of course. It's your table.

Hey, the decorations are absolutely beautiful.

Thanks, Cap.

Thanks, guys, for all your help.

Okay, are we ready?

Yeah, here we go. Much better.

Like this?

Yeah. This is prom king and queen right here.

Go on with your bad self.

Amazing. Beautiful.

So what are we sending out?

Tuna nigiri, salmon, Japanese tuna tartare, then we've got salmon maki

and I've got a vegetarian maki roll.

There's a lot of pressure on the dinner tonight.

Yeah, we'll take some stuff now.

So I'm going to be hard on myself, and fingers crossed they like it.

Oh. I liked the steak last night.

The steak was good.

The whole meal was inconsistent.

Thank you.

Can we start eating?

Nice dress.

Get out of here with how delicious this is.

So good. It's so incredible.

So incredible.

KB beef shiitake.

Lovely. If they ask you to cook it more, just say no.

So lovely.

I got the soup.

Yay!

There's a hungry guy here.

Holy.

It's so good. I've got to do this cake.

Are they having dinner?

I don't know.

Yeah. Were you both on your last boat?

I've always been on my last boat.

Oh, yeah?

We had too many shows and literally everything, all the equipment that just

on and with the interior, we helped the interior out a lot. Heaps. I'm feeling a

bit disappointed with not being able to get everything in place and if nothing's

how it should be.

Once we have a system...

I mean, you as an officer know. Like, systems are put in place for a reason,

so... I don't panic about things either. Like, I was a chief steward, I was a

housekeeper, I was a vet camp.

I've been a chief officer, second officer, and I've been a captain.

Everyone can have different experience in different areas. Obviously, I know

a fact I'm capable of my job and I know what I'm doing.

It's just I'm only one person. Like, I can't be everywhere at the same time.

All right, time to clock off for... Let's go.

..an hour or two.

Your colors are pink and pink.

Do you know that?

No, it's really funny though. You don't get that quote? No.

From Still Magnolia.

You read it never.

Okay, so we have to run through the catalog of gay movies that you have to

watch. You've seen Too Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar. Never.

What? Oh, but I'm a cheerleader? Have you seen that? No. So good.

Oh yeah, have you seen Mommy Dearest?

No.

I would take your J -Cart if you had one, but you don't. Imagine that. That's

terrible. Yeah. We're going to usher you into the community.

Touch, touch, touch.

Please, what is that?

Okay, copy.

Well done, sir.

It looks deluxe. It's my birthday soon, eh? Is it? Let me know, Matt. Are you

going to present, Matt?

You want me to present it?

Oh, there you go.

All right.

Wow.

Coming up. So again, thank you all for everything.

Deck crew, it took a little time to get the toys out.

It didn't feel connected.

Deck charter, I want it organized.

Wow.

David, bravo.

That would have been catastrophic.

Happy anniversary.

Thank you so much.

I'm looking for a big pink penis.

It's really good. It's delicious.

Where is the pink penis?

We know you took it. Excuse me? We know you took it. I have no idea what you're

talking about.

But if you dare talk to me like that again.

I'm going to make a display on the owner's bed now.

These guests seem like so much fun.

So the typical turndown chocolate, it's not going to work for them. We need to

step this up a notch.

Feathers, eye masks, edible underwear.

Going from being solo stew to, like, having to work with a team, I'm, like,

super excited about it, love being around people and, like, good vibes.

So are you extroverted?

I don't know what that means.

This is our lives.

Stein to the brick.

Can we change now?

Yeah.

Okay, here. Okay, put this on.

You do PJ? Yeah, okay. PJ party!

Welcome home.

Oh, my God!

Your every seduction will be tantalized.

What is happening right now? That's the worst seduction I've ever seen, my love.

Hey. Have a great anniversary.

Thank you guys so much.

It'll be tricky tomorrow.

going into the marina how are you at calling distances i have like we're

alongside we got to go through two very narrow dolphins yeah so it's like

driving in this marina basically it's a wind tunnel and on top of that there's a

current plus you have dolphins placed really close together which makes it

difficult to dock so i need two people calling distances i'm choosing to put

reagan on the bow because i can actually see down the side of the boat to the

stern but i can't see to the bow. I liked how Storm took charge on deck, and

want to see how he does calling distances on the stern. There's no room

error. I want to go to bed.

All right. Thanks.

This is cute!

Look at you, Queen.

Oh!

Next project.

The reason I love working on boats is because you're always around people.

At home, my home is the party house.

I'm the last one to bed just because I love to keep people up all night with my

cocktail making.

On boats, I'm also the one who loves to be on nights because I just love to see

the guest party.

A raspberry vodka mixed with curacao.

I love this.

Even though I might not be drinking, like, I'm still having fun.

Oh, it's delicious.

Everyone grab a pot. We're going to make a wish off the side.

I wish for a boyfriend.

That's exactly what I was going to say.

I've never had a relationship longer than, like, a couple months. I'm super

picky. Like, I would never live with a guy unless he can have his own separate

bedroom where he can, like, you know, mess up his own bathroom and stuff and,

like, I can get cleaned once a week.

I bring a lot to the table, so if they don't want to meet me halfway with

anything, like, I'm pretty happy being alone.

I wish I wasn't lonely.

How's it, big guy? My uncle?

You've written a list down here.

Come get me if you need me, yeah?

Yeah, sure.

Good night, Al. Good night.

Good night.

Going to bed, huh?

Did they like your gift?

Which one?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

What is happening right now?

Kyle was sitting on the chair in the master, and I was, like, posing next to

with a feather, just tickling him while he wore the mask.

And I went to him, and I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

Natalia is really gorgeous.

She's got a lot of energy.

Aussies are my kryptonite. I actually had an Australian girl's name tattooed

here on my leg, but now there's a big panther face on it.

You've really got to be on their game in terms of banter to even get anywhere

near them.

I love it. It's so good. See you, Paul.

I'll see you in the morning. See you in the morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Deck crew, deck crew, meet me on the aft deck.

Copy.

For this first docking, I'm going to be on the leeward side of the wind. Okay.

You just got to...

The dolphins. So basically I'll be able to see the one. Going into this docking,

I'm concerned with the wind direction and the current direction. It makes it

difficult to maneuver.

And unlike the other marina, last season we had tenders that would pull the

dolphins apart so I could fit through.

We don't have that here.

So you two are on the bow. He's on the aft deck. After all, I don't hit things.

We're going to get underway now. We're going to start them up and we're going

haul the anchor.

That's a girl? Yeah.

Beautiful.

Okay, start hauling the anchor.

Copy.

Anchor is at home. Thank you. All crew, all crew, we will be getting underway.

Oh, how did you sleep?

I'm dead.

First docking with this crew, new marina, and it's critical that everyone

their job. Reagan, Reagan, you're just going to use your hands on the bow.

I've got to swing it to starboard.

We need to get this in without me hitting anything.

Reagan. Is it all clear to swing the bow?

Yes, of course.

Okay, thanks.

Thanks, Storm.

What's the distance off my port with the dolphins?

Port Stern, you're about 20 metres.

Take your A -lines, ready?

20 metres off your port beam.

10 metres. In closing.

Pretty tight squeeze.

One metre holding.

The dolphins are on me, Chip.

20 metres. To dock.

The bow is clear.

They need a valet that'll bring these boats in.

The port line is more tense.

Okay, pull it in.

Lock it down.

Well done, everyone. Thank you very much.

Thank God.

We are secure in our berth at Grand Harbor Marina. Over.

Did you get everything out of the back? Move.

All crew, all crew.

Get into your white.

What time do the fumigators come in?

All crew, all crew. Meet on the dock for guest departure.

I thought she was here right now.

Are we going?

Thank you, sir. Good.

Thank you guys so much. It was a pleasure.

I'm running now. You're running.

If I have to.

Thank you. You're incredible.

I've never had better food in my whole life.

Oh, thank you so much. You're incredible.

Thank you. And you're the best. Yeah, you are.

So, again, thank you all for everything.

Interior, you're incredible. Like, we travel around the world, and the best

service we've ever had.

And then Deck Crew, it didn't feel connected.

It took a little time to get the toys out.

Anyway, this is for you.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Bon voyage.

Bon voyage.

Bye, guys. Thank you. Bye. Bye.

All right, everyone. Out of your whites and into your reds, and let's meet in

the main salon for our tip meeting.

Oh,

I can't wait to put something cold in my mouth.

Good stuff.

Yeah.

I just want to say congratulations.

Down to deck crew.

Boat malfunctioning. The fact that we were able to pull it off is incredible.

Interior, you guys really carried us through the charter, and I just want to

acknowledge that. Thank you. And you're an awesome chef, and I feel really

grateful to have you on board. Thank you.

Okay.

You guys on deck, we definitely have some training to do there.

The client made that known.

We were down two. It wasn't really fair to the deck crew, but I feel like we

should have pulled it up another notch. Okay.

Next charter, I want it organized.

Okay, so $27 ,000.

Holy.

Which is $2 ,454 per person.

Whoa.

So now, well done, everybody. Well done.

That's all you're drinking.

Work, work, work, work, work.

You smell like up dog, bro.

What? You smell like up dog.

I smell.

Like up dog.

What's up, dog?

I got it. Don't do it. Go do your other stuff. You have tons of stuff to do.

Don't touch it.

Don't even look at it. I think we're all done, aren't we?

Almost. That's us. Yeah.

You alright?

Welcome, you.

Good catch.

Just, like, catching our dreams and cake and whatever else.

Hi, are you going glam?

Yeah, hon.

Sexy people like booty?

Like, take me home and shag me filthy.

Okay, cool. I'm glad we're on the same page.

Bye.

You look beautiful.

The woman's buff, so everything's back to normal.

I feel like I haven't got dressed up for years.

The crazy side of me would come from my mum. When I was about 16, we actually

started going out clubbing.

Sometimes she carries me home, sometimes I carry her home.

So, yeah, we're going to be interested and see what mischief we'll be going on.

We're drinking from the bottle.

Woohoo!

Guys, I'm so excited to get with you.

Can I tell you, this is the best looking crew I've ever worked with in my life.

Never have I ever banged two crew members on the same boat.

I've joined them on a boat with my ex and then I came up with another guy in

end.

Dave, you're in a touch of dating, eh?

No. Did you what?

Yeah. Love it up.

Why is everyone looking at me?

Love it up, bro. We're not dating.

You're not dating? No, no.

But you're just not dating.

Have you guys been on each other for a while?

Nah, like five weeks.

We just did a month together on the charter.

Oh, but were you looking up on the charter?

No.

Coming up.

We think you're a couple.

I want to be a couple, but we're not a couple.

What is he doing?

Oh, my God, that place looks great.

There you go, lovely.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Eight kilo shots to start, please. Yes, please.

Okay, guys, what about the risotto?

Yeah. The Thai beef salad. Thank you. Thank you.

Since you joined the boat.

Since you joined the boat, I've actually been really upset.

I didn't finish my sentence.

Sorry, I got distracted. I get lost in her goddamn eyes. I've got to think for

Australians, man.

You do.

Me.

Storm's got this rugged, pirate, homeless, hot look to him. I'm into

it. But Storm's moustache needs to go. No, no, no, no.

Never.

I don't think I have a top lip.

I'm an Australian absolute lover.

Let's go.

Thank you.

You're a legend. I'm going to go for a CD.

Cheers. Salute to the new family.

who ripped each other's eyes out at the end.

Everyone's just got such a different vibe going on, like skater Peter Pan,

hippie, lived in Bali for a week, got a man's ass vibe. You know what? I didn't

realise you had blonde hair until you got in the book.

What's annoying?

Him impossible, like hot, like spy girl vibe, like boss.

You're like cat woman Veronica is like hot, like... Then what's your vibe?

Someone's telling me what my vibe is. You're like a cat girl, splash girl

Oh, that's a good one.

Thank you very much.

Do you want a shake?

Yeah, why not? Okay, how do you... It's delicious.

Oh,

that's really good.

Yeah, we're there for a week. Come on.

We think you're a couple.

Who?

If we were a couple, then we'd be a couple. Okay, so Storm is the most...

I want to be a couple, but we're not a couple.

friends, but now you're telling people that you want to be with her.

Is there more that you're not telling them?

Nah. Nah. Too good, bro.

What does that mean?

Is there something going on between you and Tash?

Yeah.

On our last boat, me and Tash, we had like this and we had this connection and

that's when when we got together.

Tash asked me to keep it a secret because she was still with her

But she said they're basically like broken up. They're not getting on.

lot of stuff going on there.

So now I'm struggling with keeping it a secret.

Like it's really, really difficult.

Okay, you stay right there. I'm going to do this. It might take days. It might

take weeks.

Okay. Hey!

Oh, my God. Hi.

Bye. Let's go.

There's a genuine feeling.

Have you never been gone?

What is he doing?

I've made it clear that I don't want anyone to know.

It's only a matter of time before he

tells everybody that we hooked up.