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Previously on Blow Deck Man. Hi, Captain Sandy. Hi. Welcome back. Jennifer and

Patrick hope the crew can transform the boat into their own Oktoberfest

celebration.

Yes. There's our costumes.

What I like to do when we get to dinner, drop the germiflare and just make an

awesome dinner.

So my schnitzel and gel is gone.

She's a pussy.

She's a pussy. She's a pussy.

She's a pussy. She's a pussy. She's a pussy.

She's a pussy.

I'm just going to ask you to give her another chance.

Invest in her. And if it doesn't work for you, I will let her go.

This trip, you know, if you want breakfast and you want light, I don't

Katie to, like, give Courtney more seconds to do these just because she

like me. I'm not going to punish Courtney by taking her off service to

happy because this is how it works. We rotate.

Let's do this.

It looks like you're at a silent disco.

I feel comfortable about being 100 % myself on this boat.

You're definitely out of booze, so that's a problem.

I don't like that noise.

We're lifting plates. Can we get some plates?

Are they not on the table?

Negative. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh,

I wasn't done. When I was trying to finish, I was doing juicing. I was doing

like 20 different things, but I didn't finish it.

I forgot to put the plates and cutlery down, so that sucks.

Lexi was starting our room earlier when I went to change into my suit this

morning, and she never came back. I can't be having my second stewardess

at the most simplest task.

I'll take responsibility, and I'll take the brunt of it. Just don't give up. I

have to rely on Katie to be able to navigate her suit.

Now if she can't, then that's when I have to step in.

Doc, it's crazy.

I'll have a Corona with lime. That's easy.

That'd be great. Thanks. Also, Lexi was starting our room earlier when I went to

change into my suit this morning, and she never came back. So it's like the

cleaners and everything are still in there, and there's no towels anywhere.

There isn't?

Okay. All right. I'll send her in. Okay. Thanks.

Go ahead.

Can you just check that there's towels in the twin cabin? All right. I'll check

and see. Thank you.

Sam, how was the water? It was nice.

It was really nice.

All crew, all crew, lunch is ready.

Let's get all the shit away.

And then, oh, hey.

Did practice go good?

They loved it. So that's the great, that's the start I wanted. That gives me

more confidence.

That gives me more confidence. I thought yesterday was the best day ever, but

it's actually today.

This is my first charter.

Where I didn't leave the boat or quit. I feel like I'm finally getting my

footing.

Well, this dish is good.

What?

It's my mom's birthday.

Holy sh**.

I don't even know what date it is.

I've gone through this whole day being so consumed about the charter guests and

Lexi not pulling away.

But I nearly forgot my own mother's birthday.

I'm like nearly 30 years old. She'll call me her sugar pump fairy.

When I do go home, she'll always be like, this is your birthday present and

is your Christmas present because I'm born on Christmas Day. But she still

to separate it because she got pregnant and then I was born on Christmas Day. So

maybe she still feels bad about that. I don't know.

Thank you. Thank you all. Thanks so much.

We bring that bucket of champagne into the morning for those ladies. They'll

love it.

Anyone want to try anything else?

Hydrofoil?

We need to start setting up. That's the best thing.

Do it on a Sunday. That's what I was thinking. We've got pretzels.

We'll set up like the snacks on the table.

So I would cruise around. Get used to the throttle first.

There you go. Yes.

Is it empty?

That's it.

So what are we supposed to be doing after this? We're going to get suited

Leave our clothes in.

Oktoberfest. Just think about Germany and dinner after.

Have you ever been? Yes. I backpacked through Germany, and we started at

Oktoberfest to kick it off. There you go. I honestly blacked out. I don't

remember the whole night, but huge beers, like big pretzels.

Screaming, people are puking, like falling asleep in the street.

It's epic.

So you know.

Hey, those are fun.

We're the girls, so that one. So we've got days.

And they look very nice. Yeah. Are you going to the room? Yeah, I'm going to

take a shower really quick, and then I'll meet you guys back out here.

They want all of us to join in.

Yeah, I'll join in from 10 to.

Sober October 5th.

I thought

that

was your lady. We can call her Courtney if you want.

I don't like these people anymore because they just keep asking me for

Just remember, we're never going to see these people again.

No, I know, but I think, like, I just hate when you feel like you've failed at

your job.

I know.

That's exactly how I feel today.

Honestly, I completely get it.

It's hard because it falls on me, you know? Yeah, for sure.

I'm doing my job.

Yeah, it makes you feel like... What the hell?

Coming up, a sneak peek at what's ahead this season.

Do I want to spend an extra five minutes in the fish getting cold and

overcooked? I'm not that guy.

I'm, um, makeup.

What are you guys?

Why is this out?

Oh, my God, sorry.

Where am I doing?

You can just leave them on the ground. Oh, okay.

You're welcome.

Can I deflate the slide?

Yeah, good initiative.

Copy that.

When I was down there to shower, there were no towels, so then I had a robe

came out in the other room, and Lexi walked in and I was naked, and then

back out, so hopefully we'll have towels.

Okay, German food. There will be a little Oktoberfest. We're going to do

and pretzels and then a fancy dinner.

Lamb on a puree.

Dessert is creme brulee.

I worked for this really rich, powerful man.

And he had a team of chefs at his corporate kitchen. I learned a lot from

guys. Were they from all over the world? Yeah.

From a young age, I hated school.

And the vice principal said to me, maybe it's best if you just drop out. That's

when my mom said, you know, as long as you make the world your classroom.

So I dropped out of school when I was 16, studied in Mexico, learning

traditional Mexican cooking. I took pastry courses in France.

I went to Thailand and studied with the top chef there for a month. I took

courses in Vietnam, and I really just pursued my craft my own way.

You're giving me a big ego now.

You deserve it.

Lloyd, the guests want to do this Oktoberfest thing, right? But I feel

need someone to, like, hype it. I think you would be the perfect person for

that. This is awesome.

I get to use some of my skills of guiding people around Europe and showing

a great time. I've been to Oktoberfest twice. I know exactly the party they

want. Get some pants going.

Just being your normal self.

It's what you're born to do.

All right, let's go.

Katie, do you take breaks?

Like, why are we only see you?

Sometimes. Not sometimes. I just said we only see you. I've got to look after my

girls. Thank you.

I'm honestly fine.

Okay. Sometimes it's just better to power on, because if you stop, then

like, eh.

So it kind of works.

I'll have some more champagne when you get a smoke. Yeah, of course. Thank you.

And a tea dozen tea for me. Sure.

I don't know if Lloyd mentioned it, but when this chart is over, if we can do a

full everyone uniform out, because I'm now down to one of everything.

It's down to, like, bare bones.

Again.

I wish this is... Going to the graveyard.

To be honest, it's hard for me to go get the laundry in cabins.

If you really hate something, you tend to, like, I guess not give it your all.

But I'm not going to say anything because that charter, I will be on

That'd be fine.

Let's get this stuff back away, and then once they're ready, we'll see you.

We're going to get suited up. All right. Leader hose in and bear fasting.

The time is the appropriate for us. Maybe like an hour.

Courtney is sitting up upstairs.

All right. Sweet, guys. Let's close this transom.

I don't know if it's useful or not.

That is not nutty, girl.

I'm sorry for being grumpy.

You're not grumpy. You're f***ing amazing.

Don't worry. Every trip is going to be hard.

All crew, can everyone be ready in their outfit for quarter past five? Okay,

copy. I'm headed down. And then, yeah, you're good to change.

Cute. Look, I'm so see -through. I have to wear hot pants under it. Oh, my gosh.

I love it. I don't know any German words.

Danke. Scheiße. Yeah, Scheiße.

Scheiße. Scheiße now.

Scheiße. Yeah.

Oh, is that sauerkraut?

Yep. Damn, girl.

All right. That doesn't even sound appealing.

Courtney is going to be so sexy.

Katie, can I get a dirty vodka martini? Sure. Sorry about your room this

morning. Oh, no, it's okay. Don't worry. Anyway, you guys had towels and

everything now, right? Yeah. You went in just before.

Yeah.

Nice hat.

Oh, goodness gracious.

You're like the real boy.

It was great to be a real boy.

Goodness gracious me.

I look

like an elf.

Thank you so much.

Do you guys want to run this up?

Are you having fun?

Not having fun. I'm just not having fun fun.

Hey, how's it going with Lexi? Not good. That's in the wrong way. Who did this,

Kevin? Lexi. Can we get some plate?

Are they not on the table? Negative.

There's nothing there. I'm so sorry.

Lexi was starting our room earlier when I went to change into my suit this

morning, and she never came back.

Can't be in a million places at once, you know?

I'm trying, and it's failing me.

Need some help in the interior?

Is that a possibility?

Like, I got this girl in quarantine. We have an extra bed.

Because, you know, the deck team are getting their $12 direct. I'm just

It's not happening on my team.

Can I think about it? Sure.

Coming up. Anyone order a beer?

I

got

this girl in quarantine.

Because when the first thing happened with the step, I got back up.

She's already getting paid.

She's just sitting in a hotel when we can put her to work and we have an extra

buck. And it helps you.

Because, you know, the deck team are getting their 12 hours of rest. It's not

happening on my team.

Want to bring her on?

Can I think about it?

Absolutely. I mean, let me run it past the girls to get their thoughts on it.

Sure. I appreciate that.

I don't know how I feel about that.

I'll talk to you soon. Okay.

Lexi is not really pulling her weight, so we can use the extra hands for sure.

But I don't want to say anything to her to hurt her because, you know, from what

I've seen, I don't think Lexi deals with things in a good way. I don't want her

to rebel. I just want us to get through this charter, which has proven to be the

hardest charter we've been on so far because of all this.

It's just, I feel like it's going to be a messy road.

Hello. Hi.

Hi, do you want to jump into the master?

I'm ready.

Thank you.

It's my time to shine.

All right, have a nice evening.

Do you want a head of says?

Yeah. All right. Cool, let's go.

Oh, look at you.

Look, honey's got the white sausage.

That's my favorite.

Did anyone order a beer?

I think it's an alcohol -free beer. I'll have a word with the captain and see if

it's okay.

Can you, like, surprise me with a yummy vodka cocktail?

Of course.

Oh, my God. It's so good in there. They love it.

I have to surprise them with a yummy vodka cocktail.

I'm going to make her a glass of water.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Do you know how to make one?

No.

The guests asked if we're allowed an alcohol -free beer to cheers them with.

Alcohol -free, yeah. Yeah. Triple six.

Cranberry juice, vodka, lime.

And just shake it and serve it in a martini glass.

Does anyone else need a beer? I love it.

Cheers, bitches!

Thank you, you're the best.

How's it going?

Yeah, good.

All the decorations have stayed.

Okay, I'll come up.

Okay, but then I have to come back down.

I want

to be a part

of the festivities, but it's an unfair trade -off.

I did all the cabins' laundry, and then if I go up there for Oktoberfest, now

I'm stuck cleaning up after you guys, after you've had fun with the gas. I'd

rather be in cabins, finish it off.

Thank you.

Welcome.

Hey. Yes.

Look at you.

Oh, my God. Loving it?

Yes.

I'm definitely at a point where I would prefer a steady and healthy

relationship. Obviously, with Malia, it's not going to happen.

I'm not. I can live with that. But the realization that I am just spooning a

pillow, feeling sorry for myself because it's not a human being, is what it is,

isn't it?

I will see you in a few hours.

All righty. Somebody hold my beer.

Oh,

my God.

I did tell her to come up, but she said no.

Okay. Everyone's having fun upstairs.

She's isolating herself. I don't want her to feel isolated.

Like, what else can I do? I'm trying.

I

do

have some experience in the beer drinking department.

We used to host the annual Beer Olympics at the digs that I used to live at in

Cape Town.

I feel like I'm quite shy and reserved, and alcohol can definitely change that a

little bit.

My friends at home would be extremely disappointed in me right now.

How are

you feeling

after everything that's happened? I'm feeling better. I'm just like... taking

time you know you're very quiet so i just want to make sure yeah i feel good

good i'm getting back okay tomorrow breakfast will be set for us yeah it

can't happen again um there's one other thing we had another girl that

quarantined uh -huh basically she's just sitting there doing nothing okay i'm

feeling very anxious about bringing in another person okay what's her position

don't know her experience but i just I want you to know this is not me trying

replace you after everything because I know how it can seem. Right. And how it

can look. And I genuinely mean it, Lexi. Like, please believe me when I say

that. I understand.

We do have an extra bag.

We have an extra bag?

In the boys' cabin. They've got three beds.

Well, I appreciate it. I'm not offended at all.

She's, like, nice. That'll be extra hand. I think it will help us.

But I am concerned about the dynamic.

All righty. So this new girl coming in with I'm a second few. I worked at 130

meters. I'm not taking orders from you. I don't know. That's the nerve -wracking

part. But I want to be on service. So if we can have her plane cabins all day,

be the Cinderella of the bunch. Okay.

Okay. All righty. Thank you. No problem. I'm going to finish putting up. Yeah,

yeah. Oh,

shit.

I have the best deck crew. They're dancing around, just making absolute

themselves.

There's no egos here. There's no cockiness.

They'll come and zoom October 5th.

Um,

I need to tell you something.

Apparently, we had a girl on standby that's quarantined. So because she's

sitting in quarantine doing nothing, I think we can use the help. What's she

doing on?

I mean, I don't know, but I want to keep her, like, more down.

I'm not going down to fourth.

You're not? No, no.

Where's she going to sleep?

That's another thing, it's her marriage, man.

Jake, can you move me again?

No, but I don't know.

Obviously we need the help, but we need the help because Lexi isn't doing her

job, so really she should just be coming on to replace Lexi.

You know what I mean? Coming up... Being business owners, I just figured, like,

you would want to know.

experiences that we had, we felt like there was a little lack of attention.

We had a girl on standby.

I think we can use the help.

What's she going on?

I mean, I don't know, but I want to keep her, like, more down.

Where's she going to be?

That's another thing, is have an arrangement.

Who's with the dancer? Oh, what's going on?

We've got a girl in quarantine, and the boat's paying for her.

So she might come on for next trip.

I don't know.

I think maybe it's time to go to dinner.

Do you know what time we're having dinner? We're actually eating dinner. I

double check for your notes.

Sleeping arrangement.

David goes in with the boys and then someone goes in with Matt.

I like this. You should have to go with Matt.

Just kidding. Don't do that. They do mock.

Then we'll be back to three shoes and no chef.

Yeah. Katie, what time are the evenings, Matt?

Well, apparently nine -ish, but I don't know. Are they hungry?

He's not going to be.

How long do you need for dinner?

20 minutes.

Okay. You want me to go in 20? No, they were just asking, so I'm just making

sure. I love you.

You guys are hungry?

I'm ready whenever you guys are. So, Jeffy needs 20 minutes.

If he's good at like 8 .35. 8 .35 is good for everybody?

Yep. Perfect.

I will say this. It smells like God is cooking.

Gally. Hello, Gally. Hello, baby.

Be ready for 8 .35. The plans are always changing.

You just got to roll with it. When we get to dinner, have it be like a real

badass dinner.

Okay. Instead of German food. Yeah. It's a huge compliment when someone loves

your food so much that they want you to keep doing your thing. When people give

me that feedback, I really want to crush it. Potato gratin, matatouille, and

rack of lamb pétillard.

See if you want to get out now.

So for your main course tonight, you have a potato gratin with ratatouille

New Zealand rack of lamb.

Ooh, thank you. Looks amazing.

I think that's how you have to eat it. It's a long way up. It's like when meat

comes on a bone, you have to hold the bone. This is so good.

Way to kill it with the anchovies.

Thanks. If you want to get some extra sleep, you can.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Those scallop potatoes.

That's crazy good.

Knock off.

All right. Bye. Bye.

Great. Okay, wait till you see my tattoo.

Oh, God.

I just went and got my picture.

She just scared herself.

We barely had sex in the bathroom then.

I think there's an issue coming on the boat.

Really? It's going to be a win for the boys.

I hope one of us gets lucky then.

Can I start bruléing? You may.

You're coming out with a laugh, too.

Why? Do I make them horny?

You do.

You know, it's like beginning of fourth year, right? Yeah. She might be your

Kevin May.

Yeah.

Great!

Yes, there's my man!

Woo! That's vanilla creme brulé. We all want to take you home. I'm ready to go.

Matt, you've been spot on. Thank you very much. This is the best creme brulé

I've ever had. Creme brulé is my favorite. Oh my gosh.

Is it good?

Yeah. Oh.

Was it good?

What's going on?

The weather's not supposed to pick up until the morning, but in the chance

it does come in early tonight, I'd like lines and fenders prepped, just in case.

Sound good?

Yeah, perfect.

I don't want to go to bed.

Let's sleep when we're done.

All right. Go.

Just a lot of tears.

I'm not going to lie, babe. I'm not going to laugh too much longer.

Good night.

I've just read a list.

Obvious. Back here, back nice and warm. You good?

Yeah. Cool. Thank you. Thanks, Chika.

Good

morning.

Morning. How are you tonight?

Yeah, good.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Lloyd.

We're going to need the fenders because I'm going to get ready to go into the

marina.

We're going to need everybody.

We're going to need all hands on deck. We have to haul anchor and head right

back to the dock. The land's at 16 knots right now.

The wind's

picking up already, huh? I had the guys

prep everything last night, so we're ready.

On top of it.

Good morning.

We are hauling.

Anchor in the pocket. Thank you.

What height do you want the fenders? Just put the rev rail.

Please just double check all your heaving lines.

All right. You can throw fenders over.

Andre. Great.

All clear. 100 feet to Dolphin.

Holy dang.

The current is wicked.

We're going to have to bump stern to port.

The current is incredible.

Port Dolphin approaching mid -channel. We're moving.

Dave, hurry.

All forward lines running now.

Okay, Captain Sandy, we have 25 feet to the dock.

All right. Cool.

Knock it off. Thanks. Nice work, everyone.

Yeah. That was not easy.

Nice talking. Thank you. It's getting easier, isn't it? Yeah. Killing it. I

haven't seen anybody that used those speed up this early, I guess.

It's still spinning.

Is it empty?

Like a bell.

Two more minutes.

Is it empty?

I don't want to go in there. I would have.

Hello? Hello.

Do you want anything?

Oh, since you're doing it. Yep. There we go. Wham, bam.

Anything else? Good for a moment.

Hi. No guests are up.

So much hope. Look at that. It's like not moving. It's like a lava lamp.

Drop off that.

I know, right?

Good morning, sunshine.

Oh. Good morning, everybody.

Don't be mad at me, but I made my own drink.

That's fine. Sorry, I couldn't find you. Joke's on me because I got the very

pulpy OJ. There you go.

You should have waited. I should have.

Or yelled louder.

One thing after another at this point. It's obviously clear to the guests that

we're failing at our job. Would anyone like a coffee?

You have my tea maker back there, right?

I go upstairs and the primary's pouring his own drink.

It's unacceptable.

Because you were downstairs when you should have been upstairs, yet you told

that there were no guests upstairs, and that's why you were downstairs.

Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome.

Would anyone else like a coffee?

No.

How are you doing? Good, how are you?

Charlie. I'm beginning to sit at the table. All right, thank you.

Okay, I'm going to finish the scone I was nibbling on.

Oh, good.

It's my flagger. Are you saying love to Benny? Yeah, two ways.

That looks phenomenal.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Did you guys have fun last night?

We had a lot of fun. From what we remember. Yeah, the crew was awesome.

How was the chef? Like, how was his food? Oh, my God.

I know.

He's incredible.

How was I good of a chef? There wasn't one bad thing. He has one meal left. I

wonder if he can blow it with eggs.

Just a corner when you walk down the stairs to make sure no one hits you and

drops you.

Corner. That's the lobster benedict. Lobster, yeah.

And there's a sprig of dill. Thank you.

Lobster benedict. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, that'll do.

That's a go.

Appreciate it. Corner.

Then we have a ham benedict as well.

Matthew. Yeah. They were singing your praise. Were they? That's good.

I guess I can't say I don't like eggs benedict anymore.

Should I butter the toast or do you have it on the table? It's on the table. Of

course it is.

Perfections or charms? Are we doing a shot or wet? Yeah, ready? Cheers to a

week. Cheers.

I feel like I've got to go pack.

Has everyone else already started? Yeah, I think I'm going to head down.

Coffee.

It's over.

They already finished eating everything.

All crew, all crew, please get into your whites and let's meet on the dock in

five minutes.

Get in there, Z.

Just four cats hanging out. Hey, you. Come on.

Come on, boy.

On the line.

I meant to say on the wall.

Thank you.

Oh, wait.

Reposition. Wait. I've got to be able to, like, can I hug you? Yeah, cool.

Lovely to meet you, too. Aw, thank you.

I'm so glad you guys are part of this. Thanks for everything.

Thanks for chartering. Thanks again for an amazing trip.

This was our second time doing something like this with you, Sandy. And it

turned out great, but being business owners, I just figured, like, you would

want to know experiences that we had that we think we could maybe improve on.

felt like there's a little lack of attention for us. I actually had to make

own drink this morning.

I'm not wrong.

Deal with that.

I'm livid right now.

We felt like there was a little lack of attention.

I actually had to make my own drink this morning. I don't want to be negative.

No, honestly, thank you.

Your saving grace is right there. Matt's food was ridiculous. We're going to

kidnap him. It was amazing.

Debt crew.

You guys are badass.

You took care of us. There were just those moments where it felt like I

find anybody. Thanks for the feedback. Thank you.

Yeah. Thanks for the best part. Awesome. Here you go.

So heavy. Thank you.

Thank you, guys. Thank you. Bye.

Let's get out of our whites, into our reds, and meet in the main salon for a

meeting. Woo!

Nice job.

Thank you.

No,

you know what?

That's why you should be morning girl.

What do you mean, but he had no one to mix in the drink?

This morning when I came up, they were all up.

Oh. We need to be more aware of staying up late. To be pinpointed out of the

whole crew that your department is failing, and it really comes down to one

person. If one of my shoes pop, it comes to me.

Oh, my God.

Captain Sandy's going to think I'm an idiot if I don't accept the extra help.

feel like my hands are tied.

Should we talk with her?

Okay.

Uh -oh.

Um, my gut's telling me no, but she's here.

We've been paying her.

I can use the help. I don't want another complaint like I had last charter.

We might as well try, and if it doesn't work, it doesn't work.

Great. Four days.

To have a shot.

Okay. If there's anything, then whatever you need. Allowing Katie to make that

decision is about her seeing that I believe in her.

She's been a tea stew for a long time. She's had eight girls under her. Like,

she's got this.

Okay. Thank you. You're welcome.

All crew, all crew, meet in the main salon for a tip meeting.

Thank you, darling.

So. I mean, we're mid -charter season. We had our first complaint.

I like to call this constructive criticism.

As a business owner, he highlighted the things that we really need to improve

on. So we want to bring that energy back up.

I'm adding someone.

She is what Dex do.

But she's coming out to help Interior.

This is not a person to replace anybody.

This is someone to support us. I hate this.

I'm hoping that Captain Sandy knew that I was not on breakfast.

It was all Lexi's fault.

Lexi's almost getting away with more now. But if it's one thing after the

it should be sad.

Was she rooming with him? I think she should go in with Matt.

Yeah,

is that okay with you guys?

Yeah. Thank you for that.

I'm excited because it might be quite nice to kind of have a bit more

conversation with the lad. But at the same time, it's three bodies in a small

room. There's not a lot of space.

And I try to keep things as clean as I possibly can. It might jib on me a

bit if it's chaos in there.

Matt, I've never heard one complaint about your food.

Ever. Thank you for that. You're welcome. Thank you. Even though we had

constructive criticism, it's the biggest tip.

So we got...

It's $23 ,585, and it's $19 .65 per person, 16

.58 euros per person. Woo!

Yo, my food was great this charter. I was the saving grace, biggest tip of the

season so far, and I hope they all keep getting bigger. What are you doing?

I'm going to wash dishes.

We've all got mat beds to make, too.

Katie, what's the crack?

Yeah,

I think that's the best.

I think it works, Matt and her.

Yeah, it makes it smaller.

As long as it's yet.

I bet you just have to tell her, like, we only have a co -ed cabin.

Yeah. Hope you're comfortable. Plus, there's a lot of room in that cabin as

well. She hasn't met Matt yet, so she'll be fine with it.

Katie's in lower gas?

No, Katie's just doing the pantries. Okay, I'll start and master.

What do we think about having another... It could be quite interesting to see if

the dynamic changes. Thanks for being in the bed.

You're getting a new cabin, right?

I better clean up my... You better.

Matthew, Katie, Malia, meet me in the crew mess for charter number five

preference sheet meeting.

Roger. Dodger.

Oh, ladies.

Ladies.

Best friends Nikki and Haley are true southern bells.

Nikki is a well -known realtor, and Haley owns a clothing boutique. Joining

Nikki and Haley are their friends, Crystal, Sarah, Ashley, Andrea, a

bailey an influencer and daniella housewife nikki wiley eats like a five

-old that's so cute she likes bacon bacon and more bacon french toast or

douchey hayley does not eat like a five -year -old dairy allergy don't eat corn

gluten -free or high carb eat dairy -free keto what the is that wow this

be our most um dietary restrictions not my favorite at least one of

them eats like a five -year -old so that'll be easy but this is intense.

There's all sorts of dietary restrictions.

It's all girls. You know they're going to be high maintenance.

All of the guests would like a beach picnic.

Lovely. Thank you, everybody.

You guys enjoy your evening.

Oh, God, I'm so tired.

Okay, shot?

Yeah. Let's get it.

What would you go for?

So now you want to be a Bar Thunder.

Lexi, less sass, just more shock.

I feel like once you've had a shot, you'll be like less

sass queen and more yass queen. Or you could tune it up.

Sassy queen or chill queen.

Sass.

I was going to do the same.

Are you going to come now?

Yeah, I was just going to stretch for a little bit.

Hello.

Hello.

How are you feeling when they're interviewing you? Fine. It's very

when I'm constantly correcting something or doing something that should have

already been done.

Today, obviously, the primary help is making them drink.

Was that this morning? Yeah.

That sucks, because then it reflects on, like, the whole thing.

Yeah. And that reflects on Katie, when Katie's been, like, busting her ass. I

wonder what it's going to be like getting this new girl.

Hopefully good for you guys.

It depends on her personality, I think, because there's some people that can

rock in mid -charter season and, like, kill it. We'll see what happens with

that. I'm just worried that this new girl's thinking that she's coming in

second. It could cause some drama.

I haven't done much stretching at all.

I know we've just laid here and drank wine.

It's been quite nice, though, to be fair.

I'm going straight to bed, but I have a lot of fun.

Top of the morning to you. Top of the morning to you, bro.

Hi, boys.

Hey, you want to join me?

I'm bored.

You want something?

I feel a bit of trauma as Nick is walking up the stairs.

I feel like Lexi is just sort of just a bit of a ticking time bomb waiting for

it to happen again.

I'm just watching you guys.

Coming up at sneak peek at what's ahead this season.

His blood pressure is really high. He has chest pain.

I don't trust you. It's my responsibility. I don't trust you.

Hi, boys.

Hey, you want to join me?

I'm having a grand old time. I'm going to join us in the pool.

Okay, I'm coming back, boys.

Everyone's asleep.

They're boring.

Hello? Hi, it's your ring. I've been trying to call you to say happy

It's all right, love. Don't worry. This is nice.

How? We should have had just like a movie playing in the back.

Harry Potter right now.

I've never watched it. Well, I wasn't allowed as a kid.

Oh, really?

Yeah, my mom was one of those. I've got a lot. On what ground?

It's a witchcraft. It's like...

It was against my religion.

Both of my parents were super religious.

So, like, when I got to college, I did everything I couldn't do.

There's no curfew. You're not around to watch me. I can live with being vilified

for a little alcohol or curse bird. I'm fine with that.

Muggle life. Okay.

What does muggle mean? It means someone who doesn't have any magic.

It's been a blur.

I think you can't handle anything.

Yeah, it's been tasting.

It's been tasting.

Okay, bedtime.

Okay, I'll call you in a few days. Love you, Heath.

Good luck to you. It was a pleasure.

I had fun.

We like dyslexia. I know.

I'm chill.

Am I allowed in the boys' club? Yeah, of course. Okay, good.

She obviously wants to try and be more of a part of everything. I think my

is that I've been at a point where I felt so fucking worthless when I was 17.

I just lost two friends in a car accident.

And I had, like, real bad survivor's guilt because I was meant to be with

that night. And that kind of just sent me in a bit of a plummet. But when I see

anyone that's hurting, every ounce of me wants to be there for them because

being there for them heals me just, like, a little bit.

Dude,

how clean is it in here?

I'm really condensed.

She gets the full closet.

Indate, right? Good job. The cab is cabin bred. Party skyline. When this

comes, I might get you to spend a bit of time with her in here just to show her

everything. Okay, have you ever worn a harness before? No.

It's easiest to step into it, hold it up here, and then work it over the top.

I want to progress and learn everything that there is to learn on a yacht. This

is what's on to you. Yeah. This is what's up.

But at the same time, I've been scared of heights my whole life.

It's going to be an awkward feeling. Yeah. Oh, God.

My dad taught me to face my fears when I was quite young.

I was scared of birds and feathers, so my dad used to make me go to the garden

and bring him back a feather, and he'd give me money for that.

So that taught me to overcome the fear of birds. Okay.

You okay?

Yeah. Luckily, I've come apart now.

This might have a safety lock, so what you'll have to do is... There you go.

Hey, Norma.

Could you bring her out of quarantine?

Thank you so much. Dixie, do you want to come with me for a second?

Yeah. You got this.

He is terrified, but I'm very proud of him. Like, I remember my first time in a

harness.

Yes, Z!

It is scary.

Are you scared?

It's his first time.

It's our last charter. I mean, you know what the gift is. Yeah, the plate.

I really, really like. I mean, I told you it annoyed me.

So when I spoke to you that night, it's going to happen again the following

morning, you know.

It's just, to me, it seems a bit like more like laziness than anything,

it is or not. That's just how it comes across to me.

You've been a stewardess for how long?

Yeah, it's not acceptable.

And I just feel like you aren't up to a second's due standard.

need to be done properly. And now that we do have an extra hand, there is no

excuse. So I don't want to have ranks anymore.

Okay.

And, yeah, I don't know how this is going to go down. Hand to hand.

Hi!

Later this season on Below Deck Maths.

Have you been banging any of the crew?

You don't screw the crew.

I mean, you could screw the crew.

This is actually pretty amazing.

Come on now, Katie. We got that confidence in you. You sound like you

sure. You know, you try working 19 hours a day.

Do you remember her name? I'm sure it begins with an A or an E.

Delaney, meet me on the bridge, please.

Wow, I was so wrong on Andrea.

Going to Berkeley, and then I got my captain's license.

Now I'm doing laundry.

Whatever.

Lloyd! You dropped so quickly, I couldn't read it from there. I really

to pick up your game, okay? Yep.

Do you just get standing?

The blood pressure is really high. Do you have chest pain?

Welcome to the three of us. We can finish it, the three of us.

Warm it up, make a decision, and go have a conversation.

Do I want to spend an extra five minutes in the fish getting cold and

overcooked? I'm not that guy.

I'm a backup chef for you guys. Oh, okay.

Throwing stern lines.

That was the worst thing I've seen in my life.

I don't trust you. I don't trust you. No one here likes you. You're sick. You're

ugly. If this isn't on camera, I'm going to smack your ass.

Dave!

Do you need me to see a doctor?

Help. It can go pretty bad.

Holy God.