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Turn up the room lights and...

Sit far away from the TV and...

Enjoy the program!

Did you hear the rumor?

About the miracle kiss?

Yeah, it seems Mikhail became the most powerful Angel because of it.

It seems we have a chance as well.

What do you mean?

That master appears to be willing to kiss anyone.

Really?

I'm going to take action immediately!

You?

I'm going to kiss Nakahito!

By the way, this kiss thing. Is it like this?

Such a rumor?

What do you think of it?

By kissing Nakahito, you become the most powerful Steel Angel.

Pawafuru mirakuru ima kuru

Hajikeru majikaru wandafuru

Ririkaru komikaru koi suru torokeru

Mi-ra-ku-ru-mi

Kiss kara hajimaru miracle datte aru yo ne (aru yo ne)

Ame demo hare demo anata ga iru kara

Itsumo zunzun ikeru yo

Tsubasa no haeteru tenshi ni natte tondara (tondara)

Ginga no kanata no kirameku chaperu de

Wedding bell narasu no

Shinpai shinai ki ni shinai naku no wa ureshii toki dayo

Mamotte ageru watashi no mune de kyuinn tte dakishimete ageru

Pawafuru mirakuru ima kuru

Hajikeru majikeru wandafuru

Ririkaru komikaru koi suru torokeru

Mi-ra-ku-ru-mi

Ririkaru komikaru koi suru torokeru

Mi-ra-ku-ru-mi

Mi-ra-ku-ru-mi

Kagura Shrine

Knock, knock!

Kagura Shrine

Miss Kaga! Everyone! What's going on today?

Sorry to dump this on you all of a sudden,

but please become our master.

What's the meaning of this?

It's to become stronger!

All he has to do is kiss us.

What? No way! Master's lips belong only to me!

Who decided that?

The chance of becoming the ultimate Steel Angel ought to be fair!

Yeah, yeah!

What's going on?

We all came here so you can become our master.

That's right, so...

Kiss us.

I can't do something like that!

All you have to do is kiss all of us, and it will be over.

I can't do that!

Everyone, I understand your concerns.

Being the older brother and having identical skills,

I will be more than willing to kiss you in his place.

If you absolutely refuse, we'll take it by force!

I won't let you do that!

Stop it!

Miss Nadeshiko, I thought you went to Dr. Ayanokoji's place.

I heard an awful rumor, so I've returned.

Everyone, Steel Angels should not fight one another.

There's no other way!

If I'm going to protect Master's lips, I have to fight!

I understand.

If you insist on saying that, there's no other choice, but...

Instead of fighting, victory will be decided by selected events.

Whoever is left in the end will become Nakahito's partner.

That's fine with me!

No way.

I'm going to try too!

No way!

Reserved for Today

Everyone, do you want to be the winner?

Do you want to kiss Nakahito?

Now everyone, we'll start with a qualifying round.

Please answer these true or false questions relating to Nakahito.

Anyone who answers incorrectly is immediately disqualified.

Only the final five remaining contestants will be in the finals.

Everyone got it?

Even Karinka? When did she...

Excuse me, I think this is becoming a ridiculously big deal.

Now, are you ready?

Yeah!

Wait just a second!

I'll participate as well!

Who are you?

I'm Yaoi, the Masked Steel Angel!

Does such an Angel exist?

Don't know. Maybe Professor Walski made a new one.

The General ordered us to pursue and investigate, but what the hell?

Qualifying Round

True or False

Questions

Question number one concerning Nakahito.

When Nakahito takes a bath, the first thing he washes are his thighs.

Now, is that true or false?

This is easy!

It's got to be!

I have to take a blind guess already.

It's true!

I'll say false!

Gotta be true!

False, false, false, false, false!

Looks like an even division.

Nakahito will tell us the correct answer.

It's true.

Of course.

I have notes on everything about Nakahito.

Now, question number two!

Professor Walkski!

Something's wrong. There are no Steel Angels anywhere on base.

What? What's the meaning of this?

And the correct answer is?

It's true.

Yeah!

Aw, disqualified.

These five passed the qualifying round.

We'll start round one of the finals next!

Nakahito Trump

Card Game

The rules are similar to "Old Maid", but there are no Old Maids.

Instead, there are six Nakahito cards.

I don't want to hand these over to anyone, but I'll lose if I don't.

I can't throw these away. What should I do?

Oh no, to think this card is going to someone else.

When I look at him carefully, he's cute.

Hey, that's!

Done! All right! I win!

Miss Tsunami, you have been disqualified.

What? Why? I got rid of everything first!

I never said the winner is the player who drops all the cards first.

The stronger the love toward Nakahito, the harder to give up cards.

This match was to determine how strong that love is.

That sucks! I'm not convinced!

Give it up!

No! No! No!

Luck is Part

of Your Abilities

Now, next is the ultimate test of skill.

Who will be the one the goddess of victory smiles upon?

Skill over luck! To win, one must plan a course of action!

Rock! Paper! Scissors!

No way.

I win!

Miss Kaga, you're disqualified.

What?! Why?

I saw what you did.

It was only a delay of 0.0001 seconds,

but you saw what your opponent was using and took advantage of that.

I only used my abilities as a Steel Angel. What's the problem with that?

What you did was making an illegal move.

Unlike in battle, these events have rules.

No way...

Toss Your Mind,

Soul, and Heart

Into This

The final event is to directly nab Nakahito in a race.

Miss Kurumi, Miss Yaoi, please put your mind, soul, and strength into this.

I wonder if Sis will be all right?

It'll all fall into place.

Get ready!

Go!

Master!

If I continue like this, I'll win!

Damn!

At this rate, she'll create a huge lead! Okay, time for that trick!

Gotcha!

Now Nakahito's lips are as good as mine!

Kurumi!

I can jump too!

Damn it!

Master, please wait!

This is simple!

Do your best, Sis!

It's done!

What? It's not right?

Whoa, Miss Yaoi has caught up.

Now, who will complete it faster?

Miss Yaoi clears it!

See ya later.

Hey! Master!

In that case!

Master!

I just love Nakahito's warmth.

Master!

Now, who will come back first?

It's Miss Kurumi!

Master, we're almost there!

Are you all right, Nakahito?

Miss Yaoi!

Master!

Kurumi!

Master belongs only to me!

I'm putting my all into this too!

That hurts!

Hey! Master's lips!

No!

Don't panic.

I didn't take his lips.

But...

It's true, Kurumi. She didn't do anything.

I wouldn't be satisfied by doing something like that.

You thought of him and let go.

I was a little slow doing that.

The Army's spy is so impressive!

What? You knew?

That's because I remember what your knees are shaped like!

I see.

What?! A human?

I don't believe it.

This was supposed to be a battle between Steel Angels.

Let's start over!

We'd get the same results even if we did.

There's a reason these two have made it this far.

One-sided desire between a mystic and a Steel Angel is no good.

The most important thing is the feelings they have for one another.

If you have that, then all of you will be able to find a fabulous master.

Today's events were to make you all understand that fact.

Excuse me, but even the rock-paper-scissors was part of that?

Kurumi...

Master...

You're the only master for me!

The Eternal Steel Angel

Suki suki suki suki suki sukisu shite

Doki doki uki uki tokimekisu shite

Watashito anatato futaridakeno naishono omajinai

Natsuga kitara umidayo

Fuyuga kitara okotadayo

Tokiwa utsri tsukiyukukedo

Kawaranainowa watashino haato

Nee, ochikonda tokinimo

Nee, nazedaka setsunai tokiwo

Nandemo nai oshaberi shite suguni egaoni narukara fushigine

Tonarini ite ikiwo shitete onaji kisetsuwo kanjite irarete

Kokorono sokokara hontoni hontoni

Yokatta

Suki suki suki suki suki sukisu shite

Doki doki uki uki tokimekisu shite

Watashito anatato futaridakeno naishono omajinai