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B-cup, no, is it a C-cup?

Mone?

Tomokazu?!

Mone, mone.

Eh?

You lech!

It was an accident!

Mone, mone!

Why do you look so happy?!

That was some punch. It could take on the world.

But to see weird dreams like this two nights in a row...

In addition, was the Mizuki that I saw inside of my dream, the real...

Mone! Tomokazu!

I was together with you, Tomokazu, inside of the dream.

Was it the same with you, Tomokazu?

Was that really your dream, Tomokazu?

Mone, mone!

P-probably.

Was Mone also there?

Y-yeah...

That... That... Really...

Oh my, oh my, good friends.

Ah!

Please be gentle...

Wow.

It's a misunderstanding.

Nete mo samete mo hen nano

Kimi no koto bakari nano

Heart ni wa kimi igai mou hairanai mitai

Donna ni sweets yori

Me ga aeba sore dake de

Torokesou ni shiawase

Koi tte sugoi pawaa

Na no ni kimi wa bonyari shite

Meguriaeta kiseki motto hora moriagete

Ichiban aishiteru aishiteru

Nijuuyo jikan iitai

Dare yori massugu ni oikakete mamotte agetai na

Harete mo kumotte mo arashi demo

Itsumo hohoemiatte, onaji sora no shita aruite yukou

Tomokazu Zero Points

Tomokazu Zero Points Tomokazu Zero Points

Tomokazu Zero Points

We were really fighting inside of the dream, weren't we?

Yeah, with that strange thing.

That was an amazing dream, wasn't it?

And, that world seemed so real that I don't feel like I slept at all.

Do you think that because of what happened inside of the dream, the body is tired, after all?

I'm sorry Mizuki! I don't know if it is my fault, but I may have dragged you into this...

I was certainly surprised, but it was exciting.

I've never experienced something like this.

Now that I think about it, I think I did something amazing...

Something amazing?!

Was the experience that amazing?

Yes. My first experience.

So it was an amazing first experience, huh?

Huh?!

In other words, this guy is a beast.

Nono!

Stop misunderstanding of your own accord! Who are you anyway?!

Neneko is Neneko! Master may also call me Neneko!

Nono!

Should I care!

I'm watching you!

Oh! You were looking into the house yesterday.

This is Koneko the kitten.

How cute.

I'm not asking you that, am I?!

The beast of a man is very touchy.

He is a mystery.

I'm not a mystery!

Go away brat!

The beast of a man slighted Neneko! It is a shock!

Tomokazu...

Me?! It's my fault?!

You're kidding, right?!

Beautiful lady, please rescue Neneko!

Tomokazu...

You've been taken in, haven't you?!

You've been taken in by casual words of praise!

This won't do!

Ah, man!

If I'm late to school... Huh?!

We have to hurry, Tomokazu!

Ah. Yeah!

That's the transformer...

Tomokazu Mikuri...

Sorry for being late!

I'm sorry!

Mone!

Mone, mone!

Why?!

Mone?

She is Mone Mikuri, a transfer student.

Mone.

Mone, it is nice to meet you.

Mi-Mikuri?

Mone Mikuri?

What is it Mikuri?

You've got the face of an anime fan who can't possibly accept such a crazy setup.

But, she has the same last name as I...

Mone, sit down next to your older brother, Tomokazu.

I, your teacher, give my permission.

Mone, mone!

Wait, what do you mean by "brother"?

Brother is brother, isn't it?!

Or would you rather be called "Dear Brother" or " Brother Dearest"

or "Bro-bro" or something, you bastard?

Mone, please feel free to just call me "Brother Darling" if you'd like.

That isn't the point at issue!

And So

Without you knowing it, it looks like Mone has become your younger sister, Tomokazu.

My younger sister and a transfer student.

Is there anything as stupid as that?! Who in the world...

Mone, were you able to transfer in properly?

Tomokazu must be so surprised.

It's that person!

I can't think of anyone else who would have the power to bring forth these circumstances.

Mone, mone!

Now, today is the day that the end of the term tests are returned!

Test Now, today is the day that the end of the term tests are returned!

Now, today is the day that the end of the term tests are returned!

Yay!

You're happy?!

Mone?

Ah!

The test is the system of the devil which society devised,

In order to decide the superiority or inferiority of man numerically!

Mone...

Don't believe that Mone.

It's wonderful! With the exception of Mikuri, everyone passed the test!

I am very happy!

Yay!

What?

Tomokazu Mikuri! You're a zero!

Are you serious?!

You're stupid.

I thought you were stupid, but to think that you were this stupid!

Before I'm appalled, I may laugh!

Huh?

There's a circle, isn't there?!

I felt waves of evil intent in your handwriting specimen.

There's nothing to give other than a zero.

That's an idiotic...

The idiot is you!

Is there such a grading method?!

In the classroom, I am the law!

It's like a dream...

Mone!

Is this a punishment classroom?

Tomokazu, you're like the main character of a gag comic book.

I think I probably am.

But, that puts me in a spot.

As your guardian, I should reprimand you, shouldn't I?

I feel empty if you leave it as is. Please reprimand me.

Then...

You must study.

Ah! I scolded you, I scolded you. Now, I need to prepare dinner.

Mone?

Oh, I wonder who it is? Mone?

Oh, Mizuki.

I came to privately tutor Tomokazu who must take a follow-up test.

He's quite incompetent, but please do your best.

Okay. I will do my best.

It's a girl with glasses.

Mone!

You really don't have things like reference books, do you?

My principle is to not rely on those kinds of things.

This is the result of that.

Maybe I was a little enthusiastic.

Mone.

Let's study with the reference book that I gave you as a present yesterday.

Huh, where is the reference book?

A reference book comes in handy too, doesn't it?

Mone.

Tomokazu!

I will do my best!

Mone!

Tomokazu and the others are late.

I wonder what amazing things they are doing?

Mone mone mone...

Let's end it at this point for today.

Thank you, Teacher. It was a very thick honey lesson, Mizuho-style.

Nanase is waiting so let's go downstairs.

Hey, Mizuki.

What?

Why are you going to these lengths for me?

What?! That is... There...

What?

I guess now that I've started this, there's no backing out of the job.

What is that?

There! I gave you the reference book and I was worried about Mone.

Yes, and your house is fun... Ah! Right, it's because it's fun!

Well, if you're not inconvenienced then that's fine.

I don't think it's an inconvenience.

Really?

If only there wasn't a test!

That's impossible.

If only the textbook and test would disappear!

You're so arbitrary.

Then, it would be more fun!

Mone!

If you say something like that, you're going to be the one in a bind later on, Tomokazu!

Yes.

No! Nono! No!

No, no, noo, noo!

Ah! Why is Neneko in a place like this?

It is a mystery that I cannot get down from!

Tomokazu, your face has improved.

Thanks...

You studied that much everyday, so you'll be alright, won't you?

I will win summer vacation with my head held high. Well, I'm off...

Tomokazu's character has changed.

Make-up

Test

Make-up Test

Hey, hey, the time passed a long time ago. Why doesn't it start?

Mikuri!

What is it?!

Is this your doing?!

What is?!

It's missing.

I beg your pardon?

The make-up test that I made full of love and with diligence for you is missing!

It disappeared?!

You're the culprit!

What?!

It isn't me!

You're the only suspect!

You made off with it and threw it away or ate it, didn't you?!

Are you a goat?!

I wouldn't eat it!

Then, did you burn it?! Hm?!

Mone!

Mone?!

Mone?!

Mone, mone?!

Mone!

Mone!

Mone!

Why are you smiling?!

Mone?

What in the world were you thinking when you ran off with the test and textbook?!

And not only that, burning them?!

Mone?!

There are things that you can do and things that you shouldn't do, right?!

This is something that you shouldn't do!

Mone... Mone?!

I don't understand that, okay?!

Come with me, Mone!

You're going to apologize to Mr. Ishikari!

Mone... Mone...

It isn't something that is forgiven by crying.

Mone... Mone...

Mone, come with me...

Mone!

Wait, Mone! Nothing will be solved even if you flee!

Ishikari Block!

Mikuri?!

Monene!

It's happened again... I've come here, again...

Rumsfield, let me see, U.S. Secretary of State.

Cheney, is... was it Vice President?

Um, what are you doing?

Ah, Tomokazu! You've regained consciousness.

I'm glad! You can sleep inside of your dream as well, Tomokazu!

Now that you mention it, it is kind of strange... wait, that isn't it!

Oh, this? Hm. I became drowsy while studying.

When I regained consciousness I was here.

It's surprisingly convenient that a word notebook can be brought to the dream world.

I can't agree with you there!

Oh! I'm surprised at your easygoing attitude when you're in these confusing circumstances.

You're just being thrown off too easily, Tomokazu.

Because of that the make-up exam...

Oh! That reminds me, how was the test?

Well, what actually happened is Mone...

So that's what happened.

What is the world was she thinking?

But, I think there is a reason why Mone did it.

Eh? What kind?

Like, when the three of us were studying yesterday...

Mone, mone, mone, mone. Monene...

If only the textbook and test would disappear! Mone, mone, mone, mone. Monene...

If only the textbook and test would disappear!

Mone?

Then, it would be more fun!

Mone...

I think Mone wanted to make you happy.

She took my words literally.

How stupid.

Just like we don't know this dream world very well, Mone is confused about the real world.

You've got me there.

It's just as you said Mizuki. I should have thought more about Mone, but...

The way you honestly reflect on your shortcomings is your good point.

Eh?

It's nothing!

That is?!

Mone?!

I'm sure she came to look for you, Tomokazu.

That thing...

What should we do?! We won't make it in time!

We'll make it!

This again?!

Maybe with this!

Mone, mone?!

Mone!

Mone!

Please wait Mone!

I'm not angry anymore!

Mone?!

Really.

Mone!

Mone, mone.

I'm sorry. I didn't think about your feelings, Mone,

and I yelled at you without giving you a chance to explain.

Mone, mone.

Mone...

Look out!

Sheesh! Don't attack while I'm having a serious conversation!

The other side doesn't understand that!

Mone?!

This is bad!

Tomokazu?!

What?!

Charge me...

Eh?

Charge me...

Charge?

Mone, mone, mone!

Tomokazu!

Mone, mone!

My strength is flowing out... Is this the charge?!

Hydro Punisher!

She did it!

Mone!

The target has been annihilated. Combat out!

Tomokazu! Tomokazu!

Mone, mone! Tomokazu! Tomokazu!

Mone, mone!

What? What did you do to Tomokazu?!

In order to bring down the enemy, I took the liberty of charging my power.

Power, charge?

Tomokazu?!

Are you alright, Tomokazu?!

Yes. That is your talent.

My talent? What are you...

I am Silk, and this place is the dream world, Moera.

Silk...

Moera...

Monene.

That it is, that it is, that it is!

That it is, that it is, that it is!

What is it?

What is it?!

Why are you here?

That is the mystery. I'm perplexed.

What is with this world?!

Mm...

Mikuri... When you open your eyes you will find test hell awaiting you!

Until then, have a nice dream!

Hikaru taiyou kage de terasu tsuki no you ni

Watashi tatoe mienakute mo

Anata ga itsumo warau wake ni naretara iina

Afurete kuru itoshisa wa

Natsukashisa ni nite iru no ne

Nakushite ita takaramono wo mata mitsuketa you na

Ne motto soba ni ite ii desu ka

Tonari ni iru sore dake de

Fushigi na kurai yuuki ga waite

Kawaru jibun ga ureshii kara

Ne zutto suki de ite ii desu ka

Namida wa mou sutete yuku

Sonna tsuyosa kureta no wa anata ga hajimete dakara

Next Episode

Next Episode Tomokazu, you lech!

Next Episode

Next Episode What was that for, all of a sudden?!

Next Episode You touched a woman didn't you?

Next Episode No, it was an inevitable accident.

Next Episode But your face had a funny grin.

Next Episode Well that's the male's natural reaction.

Next Episode You're planning to cop a feel the next time and the time after that too, aren't you?

Next Episode Mizuki, you're not making any sense.

Next Episode You've always been so unprincipled. Why is that?

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Next Episode That's why you got a zero on your test.

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Next Episode Anyway, the next episode of Yumeria is "Bloomer V (Five)"

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