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Hello?

Drop your gun.

Fuck you cubs.

I only see two Rick.

This is your last warning.

Take them down.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

What are you doing? I'm married.

I love you.

Okay.

Oh, look.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Mom, can we talk?

Carl!

Shane and I are having a very important conversation about how to keep you

alive.

Not now.

Lori, come on.

Come on, take a nap.

I can't accept the fact that Rick is dead.

Okay, I know, but... What kind of shape is my cock when I titty -fuck you?

It's kind of annoying.

Motherfuck this thing.

Hey, guys.

Carl, why'd you come in here when I told you not to?

Yeah, it's kind of a dick move, boy.

Knock it off, you pervert.

You guys get out of here. Come back when we tell you to.

But, Ma.

Go.

Run.

What I snatched from your mom.

What do you want that for?

Anyway, that's enough to compare it to my mom having a phone.

Why don't you tell me exactly if your mom has a phone?

My dad only knows about my mom's dildos. Okay.

I found her a stash of butt plugs, anal beads, rubber fist,

parking cone.

I want some, Carl.

I want to be a dirty whore just like your mom.

Great.

Even the fucking kids are getting more action than me.

What the hell are you doing? Keep your voice down. We're safe here.

Safe? You call this safe?

There's fucking walkers out there, Shane.

Andrea, Shane is doing his best here.

If this is his best, why am I the only one not getting my fucking pussy

I'll tell you why. Because I hate dicks.

Men with fucking dicks.

Where the fuck are you going with this, Andrea?

I go out every day looking for pussy. And guess what I find?

Walking dead dicks. You want to know what I do with those dicks? Fucking chop

them off and use them as dildos.

I'm so sorry, guys.

I know you think I'm a sick bitch right now, but I learned something, okay?

If you make the zombie swallow your cum, for some reason it kills him.

I've tried it a few times. Just trust me.

Mom, I'm not feeling too well.

Can we go home and get the medicine we have there?

I don't want to catch a fever and die on you and have you bash into my brains

like that poor fat.

Carl, that's morbid. Why would you say something like that?

Hey, boy.

Laughing tongue.

and done.

Oh God.

Oh God. Oh God.

Oh, my God.

you zombie whores.

Oh, my God.

Why, Sophia, she was right behind us. I don't know. I'm sorry. I thought she was

right behind us. What happened, Mom?

Is Sophia okay?

We're going back for her, right?

You didn't go back and check, you selfish bitch.

Fuck you.

I don't see you taking a fucking head count while we're running for our lives.

Why aren't we going back for her yet?

Sophia's out there. She needs our help. I was trying to protect my son, you

miserable dyke. Fuck you.

Shut the hell up, both of you, all right? You're going to lead them right

front of the goddamn ding -dong door, all right?

What if she turns already?

Look, we're going to have to go over our resources and everything.

Think about what we're going to do next, okay?

Have a seat, Carl.

All right.

All right.

Listen up, big man, all right?

There's still a chance that she may have turned, okay?

Which means you're going to have to fuck her mouth. It's coming.

To kill her.

All right?

Are you serious? Have some sympathy, Shane.

Listen, maybe it's hard to.

Especially with them nipples sticking out of your shirt and all that.

Oh, you like that?

Of course I like that.

Carl, calm down.

We're going to find your friend.

Shane, come with me.

Just take it easy.

Fucking pervert, okay?

Stop. It's gonna be okay.

I thought you were lost, boy.

I knew you were dead, Dad.

Can you help me find my friend Sophia?

Of course I can. Anything you want.

She wants me to put dildos in her ass.

Oh.

That's a special girl, Carl.

That's the kind of special girl you don't put on a short bus.

You let her sit on your lap while you drive.

The world is changing, Carl.

And anal isn't going to be around much longer unless you're into it.

Fucking men.

I'm not into men.

That's good, Carl.

Is your mom looking for Sophia?

No. She's in the bedroom with Shane.

Your mom is here?

Oh, my God!

Shane, why is your face in my wife's ass?

We were just thinking about how we were going to find that little girl named

Sophia. Ain't that right?

Yeah.

In my wife's ass?

You're going to find a teenager in my wife's ass? I don't think so.

Not exactly that. I thought you were dead.

Yeah, well, I'm not.

You'd be surprised what fits in your wife's ass.

You better tell them to knock it off.

Okay. Let me help you up. Okay. We don't need to talk about this.

Stop.

Stop it. I can explain.

Don't, Rick.

Don't. Stop.

Stop. Stop it. Stop.

Now.

Rick. Brad. You need to forget about the past and put this behind you. It just

happened a minute ago.

Okay. That's right. You have a good point.

I think we need to make a truth. What kind of truth?

Truth.

By both of us.

Nothing.

Calm

down.

Okay, Sunny, I want you to watch. Just watch.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay.

I miss you.

What the fuck happened?

Does anybody know what happened out there?

No, you're a dumb fuck.

Yeah, you like that?

She's good, right, Shane?

Yeah, you... She's done, yeah.

I mean, I mean...

Let me get you.

and suck your cock yeah yeah

Watching you suck my best friend's cock is pretty fucking hot. Oh, I thought

you'd think so, honey. Get on in here.

Tell mom.

Oh.

Come here.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I know what you want baby.

Oh, dear God.

I gotta tell you.

I gotta tell you, Ricky. I have to push you to something else.

I have to push you to something else. I know that, Shane.

So consider this.

Thank you for keeping my family alive.

But it will never happen again.

You know what?

Bullshit. Because while you were gone, I took care of the whole family just like

they were my family. Carl, like he was my son.

Lori, I took care of them to make sure nobody got hurt.

But they're not your family, Shane.

They're my family. Get it in your head.

It's over.

You know what?

What? I don't like the way that sounds. It's over.

Do you now? I liked it better when you were gone.

Do you now? What do you think of Shane?

What do you think? You know what? This is it, right? What are you doing, Shane?

No!

This is disgusting.

Disgusting. No. I can't. All right, stop.

I'm going to kill you the old -fashioned way.

You have horribly thin walls.

I had to kill Shane.

I know.

Carl's running a really high fever, and I checked, but you don't have any

medicine here.

I pretty much checked all the houses in the area. The

hospital room I woke up in had tons of prescriptions.

We're going to need them.

I can make the hospital run.

No, no.

I already thought you were dead once.

I can't risk losing you again.

Please, don't go.

I'll do it.

I don't want to break up what might be the last family on earth.

And after what happened back at camp and with Sophia, it's the least I could do.

I'll do it for you.

Can we go back out there to find my friend Sophia?

No. I don't know, Carl.

That's something me and your mom have to agree on.

What do you think, Lori?

She promised him sex.

Well, it's not safe out there, and he's really not feeling well.

But who am I to deny my son of getting laid? I couldn't do that.

So let's go.

Uh -huh.

I think we should find another way.

Yeah.

What's the medicine for?

A young boy in our group.

Where'd you get your shoes?

Oh, I got them before the apocalypse on sale.

Me too.

I hate zombie shit!

How many in your party?

Um, a family and... Well, we're looking for...

A young girl, she was lost.

What's your plan?

I don't know.

Survive?

Do you hear about the CDC?

They say it's safe there.

I heard it on the walk here a week ago.

No, but if it's safe, we'll go.

Are you going to be there?

Either that or a prison further away.

Here, take this. Okay. We'll keep in contact.

Let me know where you end up.

Okay.

And one more thing.

I hate zombie dick.

And I'm gonna eat it.

So much better.

It's back there.

Sophia! What are you doing?

Stop, stop!

She promised me sex, Dad.

All right.

We form a wall behind the round car.

I'm rich.

Thank you. This is my wife, Laura, and my son, Farah. We're looking for a

girl named Sophia.

I don't know if I can help with that. Trust me.

She'll be safe here tonight. Follow me.

Shit, another walker.

Don't worry, I got this one.

No, Glenn.

Put your dick away.

That one's for my boy.

It's been some day, hasn't it, son?

Yeah. We got lost and then united.

I had a sweet time with your mom and my best friend.

And then we killed them twice.

You were promised sex and that got lost too.

But that's just how life is going to be from now on. You got to be strong.

Now, Carl, I got to know, do you have it in you to go over there and fuck that

girl and kill her with your cum?

Yeah.

But then you go on, boy.

When you go do what you got to do.

So clear?

I want my fucking pants cut off.

Lead to my inspiration.

Fuck yeah, that's fucking hard.

Oh, look at that. Look at that.

Look at it.

Come on, Sophia.

Come on.

I'm going to make my parents happy.

That's right, Sophia.

Thank you.

Play with the fucking pussy.

Play with the pussy.

Oh.

Something good, Dad?

I think it's about time you start wearing this.

Hey, guys.

There's a place where I know it's safe.

Let's get going.

Type in another.

Type in another one.

Type in another one.

Type in another one.

Siphon something overseas.

No.

No. I refuse to believe that we are the last ones alive.

That cannot be.

We are not the last ones alive.

It cannot be that bad.

There has to be somewhere safe.

This is supposed to be safe.

Where's the army?

Walker!

I did it, Dad.

You like them, Howard? Yeah, I really like them.

Nice.

Yeah, they look really good on you.

Shut up.

What do you want to do? We can't confuse it. I'll call

it.

How do we do that?

Me neither.

What do we do?

you know what you have to do come on rub the clay

I love you.

Next season on The Walking Dead.

I know it's a zombie apocalypse still, Carl, but actually koalas were known to

chew through human bone.

Really? Yeah.

Wow. I know.

That's sharp teeth.

Honey, I think I'm pregnant.

Why would you say that, baby?

Um, I don't know. I just had a hunch, and I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant.

Oh, my God, baby. That's beautiful.

Well, wait, wait. Hold on. I'm pretty sure it's not yours.

We're going to have to talk about this later.

Get her, Dad.

That's right. Get that girl.