Original subtitles

Take Shad, baby.

Ow!

Right on.

Girl, he bought it. Hook, line, finger.

Okay, baby. I know I'm only the station manager, but it'd be nice if we could

get the show started.

Let me help you then.

Our hero saved the day.

Get what's coming to you, brother man.

Dick Schaaf for president.

Somebody stole Lady Marmalade. She's been kidnapped.

Dick Schaaf.

Save the one.

Ampula Katie.

My name is Radio Rahim, your soul brother number one.

Question.

What side of a two -headed coin is the good one?

What point on a double -edged sword is the sharpest?

How do you tell your mama you caught crab?

Twice. Watch out now.

Finally, this and many more mysteries will be solved on the Radio Rahim show.

Stay black and let your soul glow.

Good morning, Mr.

Dick.

How are you, my love?

I'm sorry I'm barging in unannounced.

But since you couldn't make it to my divorce party, I decided to bring the

to you.

That's a good one, baby.

Excellent job on the surveillance work.

My husband, the picture, with him sucking cock, taking it up the ass, it

millions.

All in a good day's work, baby.

Case open and case closed.

Conversation done for a job well done.

Yeah, conversation is always good.

I like it all pretty much there.

Yes, love, yes.

And I've got a surprise for you.

Oh, really? Yeah, I hope you're hungry.

What you got?

I brought your favorites.

Wow.

Cinnamon sugar tart.

Watermelon.

And of course, I brought your favorite.

Grape soda.

Wow. Looks like you got a nice ghetto continental breakfast going on there,

baby.

I love it.

I gotta run to the little girl's room.

Be right back.

Do your thing, baby. Take your time.

I thought you deserved to spread these butterfly wings.

Spread your wings and fly, baby.

Spread your wings and fly.

Let me help you then.

Clear off the dust.

Come here, baby.

I'm gonna put on a little show for you.

So butterfly, I'm gonna tell you how she spreads her wings.

Come sit.

I don't know.

Ha ha ha

I don't know.

I didn't know you were packing this big.

to make sure you've been

Easy like to make it hard. And when it gets hard, it stays hard. You dig?

What? So let's get it on then, man. You ain't said nothing but a word.

Man, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't duke it out with your thing swaying all around.

Put some pants on. What? Man, don't put some pants on, man. I'm a dick shot,

nigga. Come up in this motherfucking my spot.

Talking shit, huh?

Huh?

All right.

Go teach Jackson Simmons to come get you.

He said he want to speak to you about some heavy stuff.

Get the fuck out of here.

Phoebe! You job turkey.

Get out of here!

Don't let me see you around here no more. Tell them I'll see them on my

Tell them to come see Dick Shad.

You tell them.

Baby,

you ain't got to go home, but you got to get the hell up out of here.

All right.

Can I see you again?

Well, you gotta let a player play, baby.

Okay, would you?

All right.

You Negroes don't know how to knock at the fucking door.

What the fuck do y 'all want, man?

Anyway.

Someone stole Marmalade.

She's been kidnapped.

Your little sister?

Yeah. And the cocksuckers want 50 G's for it by midnight.

Wow. What the shit?

Why me?

Because, you know, I can't handle it. I lose my juice on the streets. Plus, you

know all the ins and outs.

50 G's.

Can you handle it?

I'll do this for your sister, but not for you cocksuckers. Get out of my

Anyway, we'll be back by tonight.

Next time you knock on my motherfucking door.

Enter.

Dick, I need some help.

You need help?

The Fuzz needs help from Dick, Chef?

Wow.

Cut the funny business. I know something's brewing.

Well, you can make more of a decaf. You dig?

Okay, funny man.

I'm going to revoke your license.

I'm going to put you in jail under some trumped up charges.

You got till midnight.

Do what you gotta do, pig.

Now get out of my face.

Alright. You got till midnight. I'll be in touch.

Keep my streets safe.

Left itself out.

Beat it.

Chicken my breath.

Right on, brother.

Fried chicken and watermelon.

Got some sweet bread in there, too, for you.

Right on, brother.

Got some great time.

Yeah, that's what I like, brother.

Hey, pick one of my cards, man. Let me know if anything going on in the street.

You did?

Right on, brother.

One minute.

Right there.

Three.

Can you talk?

Yeah, for a minute. He's in the bathroom.

What does he expect?

Girl, he bought it hook, line, and finger.

He already gave Dick the bill.

Right on.

So what's the plan from here on out?

Oh, we're going to keep it tonight for my birthday. You know, with the girl.

And then Raheem is going to take a call and let him know what he thinks he's

going to find him.

And then it's Dick to the rest of you.

Right on.

Right on.

10 pounds lighter.

I know you're feeling bad. Come here, baby. Let me pour you a drink.

Yeah, you know I'm feeling bad.

That's solid, baby. That's solid.

Some good shit.

yes yes yes

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, God.

Come here, baby. Sit down.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Now that's what you made that dang dog

I'll go slower. I'll go slower.

Okay, let's slow it down.

Slow and deep.

Slow and deep. Come on.

Put this white ass in the air, okay?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Spread it on my legs.

That's right, get down.

Can I get you some chicken, bro?

Nah, I don't need that twine.

It's poison. It's that bird, brother.

Nah,

brother. Nah, brother.

That ain't me. I'm a pimp, baby.

This is how I do it.

What's going on, bro? What's up?

It's good to see you, my brother.

I need you to take one of these cards, man. Let me know what's going on, man.

No, I got mine.

To the streets, baby. Right on, brother.

What do I need?

Did you enjoy your chicken, brother?

Chicken was good, baby. Chicken was good.

All right.

Hey, all you players, you players.

It's your main man, Radio Raheem.

Spinning the smooth groove and telling it to you like it is. All you young

gloves and you foxy mama.

Wait, do you hear that?

Oh, it's the clock.

I hope you're listening, Dick.

Ronnie, no!

You fell off the wagon. I thought you left the powder donuts alone.

You know you're diabetic.

It be cold in me, Alexandria.

I need you to help me with my blood and sugar.

How?

Come here. I'll show you.

Oh, my God. That doesn't fit on.

Mm -hmm.

All right.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Oh,

man. Oh, man.

This is what I need.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my goodness.

Baby, yeah.

There you go.

Right into the mic.

Wow.

Yeah.

Yes, baby.

It's so fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, drop my dick off.

Uh -huh.

Oh, here you go.

Oh, I'm a whole fucking fish, man.

Oh, yeah.

My friends will catch you.

Wow. Wow.

Oh, shit.

You let me know when you start hurting too much, baby. I'll switch it up for

you, okay?

Yeah. Oh, shit. Don't be afraid to talk to me. That's what we do.

You're my boss, right?

Oh, shit.

Wow.

All that ass you got.

It's amazing. Look at that.

Wow. Wet ass pussy.

Wow.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, baby. Fuck.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes. It's so fucking good. Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, let me slow this shit down.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

You do that for me?

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna break this shit.

Fuck,

that pussy feel good.

Wow.

Oh, baby, fuck.

Oh, shit.

You gotta fuck me slow or we're gonna fall through this chair.

You want to take it to the floor?

You want to take it to the floor so his chair don't break?

Oh my god.

Oh my goodness gracious.

Oh shit. Let's get on the floor and fucking sit.

oh shit oh shit wow why are you fucking me like this huh

why are you fucking me like this baby why are you fucking me like this oh my

god

Just a little bit.

Just a little bit.

Just a little bit.

Just a little bit. Wow.

Yes. Yes.

Oh my God.

Oh shit.

Yeah.

Let me fuck you. Let me fuck you.

yeah yeah oh my gosh nice and slow you just keep your ass arched just

like that oh let me drive a boat i don't want to crash oh

wow

Yeah Fuck

fuck

fuck no no no no

Yeah, just run right away.

Uh -huh. Yes.

Uh -huh.

Yes, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, I was going to jam.

Oh, this is going to get the blood down.

Oh, my blood down.

Oh, my dick up.

Suck that dick, little baby, and I'll fuck you good, okay?

You suck good dick, you get good dick.

All this ass right here.

You be a pretty thing.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, that's it.

Yeah, you feel like pussy soon. You feel like pussy?

Yeah, man, you feel like pussy. Just bend over, man.

Okay. You got that ass kicked out?

Yeah.

Yeah,

I gotta take my time in here.

I gotta take my time. Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm just bouncing off your big ass body.

Just bouncing off your booty.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Oh, my God. Keep that ass still.

Yeah.

Baby, I know it don't feel good, but it won't be for long.

Wow.

Oh, shit.

Wow, you really feel fucking good.

Wow, don't move.

I'm going to make it through this. I don't know how.

Wow.

Shit, you feel good. Fuck, I want to call me so bad, but I can't.

Wow.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Yeah, lost that ass back.

Yeah.

Oh, my goodness gracious. Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you feel so good.

Maybe I can try to hold a little bit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

I'm in it now.

I'm in it now, baby.

Yeah.

I feel so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, baby. That shit feels so fucking good.

Ah, my dickhead. I promise I just... Oh, what is that? What is that right there?

Shit you feel good

Get that big ass up right there close to you.

Mm -hmm. Oh, my God.

Come down.

Yeah.

Uh -huh. Just stand up like that. Skip that ass out. Push that ass out. Yeah,

just like that.

Shake that big ass off.

Shake that big ass off.

Oh my goodness Christ.

Oh my

goodness

Christ.

You feel so fucking good inside.

You feel so good inside.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

You feel like it.

It's pretty bad.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes. Yes, baby. That pussy is right.

That pussy is right.

Shit, oh your fuck face is so beautiful, baby. You look so fucking pretty

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit, baby. I'm finna fucking come.

I'm finna come.

Oh, shit. Come on. Get on your knees.

Come on. Come on. Get down.

Get down. Yeah.

Go down. Go down just a little more.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. You are so dirty.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, man.

That blood sugar is down.

It is down. Radio Rahim.

Radio Land, at the present moment, I need a minute to put my face back on.

Dick Jazz, time to put up or shut up.

Show me what you got.

Don't be no job turkey.

It's so fun decorating with tights. Yeah.

I love decorating.

I love decorating too.

But you know what?

I want to do a little decorating.

Like what?

On you.

I love decorating you too.

Really? Yeah.

Have you ever done it before?

No, not before.

Really? Yeah. You'll be my first.

Really? Yeah. So prior to this, you've never done this? Never before. Like,

never, like, done a girl before, ever.

Really? Yeah. So am I going to take a female identity?

If you want to.

Oh, that would be my pleasure.

Oh my gosh.

So, yeah.

Alright, what about decorating?

I'm gonna decorate you. Don't worry.

It's her birthday.

Are you sure?

I'm gonna tie up your ankle. So you've done this before, right?

Girl, don't trip. Tie your shoe.

I got you.

So take my shoes off?

No, no, no.

Are you gonna tie me up?

Lightweight. Oh my gosh.

I've never been tied up before.

You are my little secret.

Okay.

You won't be too tight, though, but enough to wear in mine.

I like it. I like that pink. It's pretty.

It matches your outfit, doesn't it?

Oh, yeah, it does.

Let's get these shoes on.

I've never tied a girl up before, though, I must say. I like it. Oh, my

You can't move those, bitch. I can't move. I'm not going to move. That's

I promise.

That looks so sexy. I'm going to go keep those there.

Do you like that?

Yeah, I love that. I think I should use my top as well.

Yeah.

You did that fast.

You act like you've never done this before. I have. I do mines. I do mines

the time.

I'm so used to just doing me.

Look at these date does.

Look at yours. Those are pretty.

Oh my god.

Do I ever get to tie you up? Yeah. You want to try it?

You can never end up with one.

Yeah.

You want me to keep mine on?

I'm doing you good as it is.

Oh, I like this.

Oh,

I love this one.

Yeah.

Oh,

it tastes good.

Oh, fuck.

You like that?

I love it.

I'm so tired.

I love it.

Oh my God.

you're nasty you're nasty

Come in.

Dick, what's shaking, bacon?

My city safe yet?

Listen, Peckinwood, do you know how to tell time?

It ain't nowhere near no 12 o 'clock around here.

Well, now, I'm going to tell you, man.

I don't work good under pressure from the men.

You got to give me some time, man.

Take care of some things, you know?

I'll give you to midnight.

And your license.

You turkey.

Well, I do damn boo -boo. No, baby, you've been blessed.

Look, baby, live with the only way that I can get to you, because you know how

crazy my brother is.

So what about the ransom money?

I'm going to advance it from the brother, because you know gangster needs

you know, deal for a few percent.

But don't worry about that.

Thank you.

um um

You like that dick?

. . .

You like that huh? I love it.

Mmm.

Thank you.

that baby.

Oh, yes, like that baby.

I got a cramp in my booty.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

Oh, damn.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Shit.

Oh.

Good job.

Yeah.

Lady Marmalade is safe, man. And I did it for her, motherfucker.

Solid. I owe you one.

Take care of my sister.

Yeah. Later.

Mission accomplished, cracker.

I knew I could count on you. You're a credit to your race.

It's nothing.

Yeah, later with the fuzz.

Just like I thought, our hero saved the day.

Get what's coming to you, brother man?

Dick Shaft, the president.

Paint the White House black.