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All right, you ready for this?

All right, here we go. Rolling.

And action.

Hello, people. This is JR here, and I'm sitting in front of the none other than

the greatest, just Mr.

Holy, Mr. Noble, Mr. Greatness, the Honorable Judge Lowdown.

How's it going today?

You forgot really fast, man.

Yeah, and I forgot modest.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Seriously, son, the whole family, including myself, are very proud of you.

You graduated the hell of your class at the Percy Punana School of Film and

Television.

Now, that institution, they don't just give diplomas to just any old body.

Yeah, I know. You know, it was something that, you know, I had to do. You know,

I'm trying to get up there like you. You know, you're on TV, so I'm just trying

to be on TV, too.

Oh, yeah. You'll be up there one day, son.

Come in.

What's this?

Ah, greetings and salutations, fair maidens. Good morning. Good morning,

Lowdown. This is my new intern, my nephew, J .R. Hi, J .R. Courtney.

Pleasure. Hi.

Hey, Junior.

Junior.

He's cute.

All right. Hey.

The fruit don't fall far from the tree.

You guys are matching there. I know we are.

Let me know if y 'all want to get married. I am a judge, you know. I'm

have to pick you up on that.

Hey, Bunny, why don't you give him a tour of the courthouse?

Come on, let's go. Bring your camera. Okay.

You can have some fun with it.

Hey, and give him the preferential treatment, okay?

You know it.

Miss Molly.

Hello, son.

How are you doing today?

Oh, doing wonderful, thank you.

You're looking mighty fine.

Oh, judge, you're going to make me blush.

Are you still on today for our 12 o 'clock?

Absolutely. Wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm looking forward to it.

Same here.

Now, if you'd excuse me, I have some criminals to attend to.

All right, do your duty.

Thank you, judge.

My, my, my.

See you at noon.

Alright. Think I'm going to have to take me 100 milligrams of Viagra to get

ready for that one.

Look at these cases for the baby's knuckleheads.

This is your uncle's courtroom.

This is it?

You like it?

Yeah. It's a nice hard table.

You know, it looks bigger on TV, but I guess that's, yeah.

Your eyes are just glistening.

What are you thinking about?

Well, I'm thinking if he's ever had sex on the table.

You know what you have? I don't know if you know that.

Oh, I know all about it, baby.

Really? Yeah.

Have you had sex on the table before?

You never kiss and tell, right?

Well, we don't have to tell if we can do it right now. You're going to do it

right now? Yeah. How about you use that camera?

Okay.

I'm going to set it right here.

Here we go.

Thank you.

That's it. That's it.

Open those legs.

Welcome to Dad's low -down program.

And now I get to block J .R.

You can actually show this tape to anyone. You know what? I won't show it

anyone. This can only be part of your personal collection and your guided tour

around the courtroom.

Okay.

It's okay?

Yeah. It does run in the family, doesn't it?

That's what I've been told.

That's what you've been told? You know how to play?

Okay, mine stinks a lot, huh?

Can you help me with my gavel? You know it.

I hope not. Your face is so wet. It doesn't matter, does it? No, it doesn't

matter at all. Not for me, anyway. You don't mind?

I don't work here.

Yeah, you should take the shirt off, too. Yeah?

Yeah, get comfy, you fat boy.

Oh, shit.

I'm missing your breasts.

I've been wanting to see those. Is that what you want? Big boobies.

Oh, my God. Look at that.

Bring that cock over here.

Welcome

to

Judge Lowdown.

Come here. Come here.

Get your fucking balance. You fucked those titties right.

Fucking pussy.

Don't be scared of this little white snatch.

Yeah. Fucking lick it good.

Yeah.

Stick your tongue out. I'm going to watch you fucking eat it. Yeah.

I'm going to watch that fucking tongue lick my little clit ring.

Yeah. You're so bad. They are.

You're a ladies man, aren't you?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. I'm going to take off my shoes while you're doing that. You're going to

take off my shoes?

Mm -hmm. I'm going to take off my fucking shoes.

Mm -hmm.

Do you like that?

Oh. Yes.

Oh.

Yes, I do. Yeah, you do, don't you? I like washing my hands.

Yes.

Mm -hmm.

Harder. Smack my ass harder.

Harder! Smack it harder than they are.

Yes! I like that, you motherfucker.

Yeah, fuck it. Fucking $50 shit.

Oh, fuck.

Shoot. Oh, shit.

That feels so good.

Yeah, that feels so good.

Yeah. Lay down on the fucking thing. You can't reach me. You're too short. Lay

down. It runs in the family. Oh, no.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, you just lay there and enjoy it, motherfucker.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

shit.

Yeah,

just like that.

That is so good.

That is so good.

Only judge a lowdown's family, baby.

You know it. You're gonna keep it in the family.

For sure.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

You relax.

You fucking enjoy it, my boy. You enjoy it.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

You like the way I put it?

Just like that. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Like that. Harder.

Have you ever fucked a white girl in her ass before?

A couple times. Yeah? Yeah.

The first white girl's ass in your uncle's room, huh?

Yes, it is.

I want you to stick it in my butt.

Yeah, just fuck it like that, you bad boy.

Yeah, fuck it like that.

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna come over that fucking dick. You just fuck me like

Yes, I am.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah,

come on.

Come on.

You opened it right up, didn't you?

You opened it right up.

Yeah, you did.

Yeah. Yeah, I like to feel the tip of that fucking cock go in and out of my

Yes, I do.

It's so good when I have black cocks in my fucking belly.

Oh, yeah.

Yes. Rub that spit on that fucking dick.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Shit, like that.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Get up in it, baby.

Get up in it.

Just like that.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

You like fucking it, don't you?

Don't you?

Yeah. Let me open it up. Let me open it up some more.

Yeah. Yeah.

Is it nice and clean for you? Yes, it is. Yes.

Nice and fucking clean for you.

Yeah. Hit it like that from behind.

Oh, shit. Yeah, just like that.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck. You are a dirty boy.

Yeah, I'm going to chew my pussy.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to go peck on my pussy.

Yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Come over here.

Spin. Spin like a little top.

You got me sliding.

You got me sliding.

Like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

all over your fucking spit.

All over that fucking spit.

I'm still sliding.

I'm sliding. I don't know how Judge fucks on this.

I don't know how Judge fucks on this thing.

You gotta figure it out.

Oh, fuck, that was deep.

That was deep.

We're just playing. You're just going in and out.

I just don't want to leave it. I just don't want to leave it.

Put those pussy juices all on his desk.

Put those pussy juices all on his desk. That's right.

Oh, fuck, yes.

I love this stuff.

You're gonna cum all over me.

You know what you're gonna do?

You're gonna give me that fucking cum.

Yeah, give me that fucking cum.

Yeah. Give me that fucking cum. Oh, fuck.

Give me that fucking cum, baby.

With that cum and all that big hard cock.

Yeah, with the cum and all that big hard cock.

And then you're gonna shoot it on my fucking face and in my mouth like that.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Work the cum out of that dick.

Work the cum out of that fucking dick.

Just like that.

Fuck.

Yes, yes.

Work the cum out of that cock.

I'm going to turn around so you can have my face like that.

Is that what you're going to do?

I want to see that large load of cum shoot out of that big black cock.

You know what I'm saying? That's what turns me on.

Yes, it does.

Yes, it fucking does.

I want to see that fucking cum come out of that cock.

You bad boy.

Mm -hmm.

Yes. Give me that fucking load. Give me that fucking load.

Yeah.

Give me that fucking load on that big cock.

Give me that load, baby.

Yeah. Yeah.

Squeezing my pussy walls like that.

I'm gonna squeeze the cum out of that dick, aren't I?

Aren't I?

Aren't I? Squeezing the cum out of that big cock.

Yeah.

Give me that cum.

Give me that fucking cum.

All of my little fucking pussy.

All of my fucking little pussy. All of my fucking little pussy.

All of my fucking little pussy.

Give me that cum.

Give me that cum.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Just like that.

Yeah. Just like that.

You like that you can stretch it, huh?

Yes, you like that you can stretch it open like that, huh?

Yes, you do.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you ready for this? Yeah, come all over my little fucking pussy.

Yeah, come all over me.

Just like that.

Oh, look at all that cum.

Look at all that pretty little pussy. Oh, shit.

I think the jury's deadlocked on this one.

I think they're too.

Look at him.

I think we should finish the tour.

Okay, which way is what?

What's over here?

Welcome to

the Judge Blowdown Show.

I'm Judge Blowdown. I'm saving holes and manning up for bitch -made Negroes.

Welcome to the case of Tips for Tests.

The plaintiff, Laquita Shanae Nae Johnson, is suing her former best friend

nonpayment of rent and pain and suffering for taking her brother's

The defendant, Janisha Alize Wilkham, is now countersuing for the cost of a

vibrator, compensation for sexual education court, and pain and suffering

the causing of a breakup of a relationship.

Now here's Judge Lodow.

All rise for the Honorable Judge Lowdown.

I'll

review

both complaints.

Complainant, state your case.

Okay. So...

My brother already, Demonte Corday Johnson, my little brother, already

have a job. He lives with me. You know, all he does is play video games all

fucking day long.

This would, the defendant over here to my left, would happen to be one of my

former, and I say this again, former friends.

Because her low down, dirty self decided...

To take my little brother's virginity.

What the fuck you doing?

Why you in your sister's room jacking off on her bed?

You nasty.

Because I don't want to get cum on my covers. What are you doing in here?

You're a nasty motherfucker. Seeing your sister be blaming me for all the shit.

Who are you looking at on that damn magazine?

I'm not looking at nobody.

Yes, you are. You were looking at somebody. You nasty.

So? Oh, you trying to cover up now?

Yeah, what are you doing?

You trying to cover up now?

I'm in my towel, so I'm leaving.

You don't need no towel.

I'm going to give you a sex education.

What? Give you some sex education from an older woman right now.

Yes. Girl, you are crazy.

What? But you are fine, though.

Don't tell your sister about this.

Oh, I won't. As long as you don't tell her I went on a date, right?

I know you, you know, a little slow, but you know, it's a vibrator.

never seen that before.

Damn. Oh, shit.

Oh, man.

This is better than nothing like this.

Come on.

Shit, that feels good.

Shit,

that feels good.

I promise I won't tell you.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit, that feels so good.

Fuck,

that feels good. Oh, that is amazing.

Shit, I think I could cum.

Wow, is that normal?

It is normal.

Okay, shit.

I mean, does that feel good?

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

So juicy. Oh, my God.

Wow.

Is this how it's supposed to be?

My dick sucked.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

You think you had enough of my blowjob?

You think so?

What do we do next?

virgin fuck huh

Oh, I'm paying your sister shit.

I'm paying your goddamn sister shit. Fuck that.

Get that fucking dick back in there.

Fuck.

Fucking get it.

Where you going?

Where the fuck you going?

Nowhere, baby.

Where you going?

I'm a

virgin. I

don't know which way to come.

Yeah.

Oh, I like that lube shit.

Yeah. Fucking jerk this dick off. Get this fucking virgin dick hard, huh? Oh,

shit, I'm sorry. Goddamn virgin dick hard.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god.

Fucking give it to me.

Oh my god. Fucking give it to me.

Oh my God. Oh

my God.

Oh my God.

Fucking dick.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck

this

fucking old pussy, God damn it.

That sweet old pussy.

You are fucking crazy.

Oh my

god.

Shit. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Fuck you. Fuck that fucking pussy. God damn it. You better get it.

You better fucking get this fat pussy.

Shit, you feel good.

This is right here where we call the first cowgirl. The first cowgirl? Shit.

I want some of that. I want to try everything you show me.

Fuck. Oh, shit.

You feel so good inside.

Fuck. Yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, I see your fucking big tits.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Fuck you. That fucking pussy. They take back in there.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Please don't throw up this dude. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck you. Keep that fucking dick in there. Keep that goddamn dick in there.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fucking good, huh? You feel good, huh?

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Fucking rub your balls.

Rub these goddamn balls, huh?

These fucking balls.

Rub these balls.

Ooh.

Wow. Beautiful.

Beautiful. Damn, you feel good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Oh, yeah.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my god.

Fucking give it to me.

Shit.

Oh god.

Shit.

Shit. Fucking give it. Fucking give it.

Oh, shit.

That feels so fucking good.

Going in and out your tightrope.

It's fucking crazy.

Oh, shit.

It's crazy.

Oh, shit.

God damn it.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

How pretty that is.

I should have met you there. Oh my god.

Yeah, fuck his pussy like that, huh?

Yeah.

For your goddamn sister, old bitch. Before that bitch come home.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

I do want to cum before that bitch come home.

Oh, my God.

What do you want me to cum at, baby?

What do you want me to cum at? I love your fucking tits. I love your fucking

tits.

Okay.

Come here, silly.

Come here, silly.

Oh, what a fucking feeling.

Give me your hand.

Give me your hand.

Oh, shit.

All right, I'm ready to come. I'm ready to come.

Fucking give it to me.

Oh, such a good fucking day.

Oh, shit.

I got that fabric shit to make you smell. Yeah.

I smoke a blunt in here one, you know, she ain't gonna know the difference.

Yeah. Don't get some motherfucking paper towels.

All right. Fuck.

Queeda, whatever your name is.

Not only did she do that, but she can't pay the rent. He can't pay the rent. So

what the fuck is you doing?

You should thank me for that.

Watch your language in the court. Thank you for what?

Watch your language in the court.

Is that true?

Is that true? Did you take her brother's virginity?

Ain't nothing wrong with my brother. Something is wrong with you. You want to

know why?

opens your legs to him. You took advantage of him. You were supposed to

friend. You should have been paying your bills. You should have been opening

your legs to maybe do something about the light bill, bitch.

I'm just saying.

You had your turn.

Shut the fuck up, bitch.

That's why I fucked your man.

Is that true, young man? Did you have sexual relations with that woman?

Oh, now she gonna throw it in my face.

Use a dog. Use a low -down, dirty dog. You just have sex with anything that

opens its mouth. You know that I'm a dirty motherfucker, boy. I swear to God.

You don't. I'm telling you all the fucking words when we get home. I'm

beat your ass like I always do. So what is the complaint here today? What are

you suing for? I'm suing her for unpaid rent.

We've heard from the plaintiff of Laquita Sinead Johnson.

Now let's hear the defendant's side from Jonisha Alize Williams.

Excuse me? What do you have on? Is that proper attire for court? Exactly. That

looks like proper attire for a strip club.

Exactly, Your Honor.

Okay, I'm going to have to discuss this with you later.

Okay, this might offend everybody, but I really don't give a fuck. How about

that?

Clarence, what are you doing here tonight?

I was just waiting on my baby.

Oh, okay. Really?

Your baby? Is that what you call her? Yeah.

Somebody you cater to and love?

Yeah. So you think, huh?

She's the sweetest thing, ain't she? She's the sweetest thing.

Well, I got something to tell you about your sweet thing, Clarence. What's that?

Um, your sweet thing is going to have to get up out my house because either you

or her is going to have to pay me some rent.

But besides that, she needs to leave because let me tell you what she did.

Okay, what'd she do?

Um, she fucked my little brother, Demonte.

Yeah. No, you're joking.

Oh, no, I'm not joking, baby. The one that played video games all day, the one

that freeloads off of me and sits up on my couch and leaves his shit everywhere.

Yeah. The little guy with the preposterously nappy head. Yeah.

She fucked my brother, baby.

No, she wouldn't do nothing like that. No, yeah. Trust me. She did it. She did

that. And that's why she's going to get up out of my house.

Like today.

So while you're waiting on her, you might want to give her a call and give

heads up that her shit is going to be outside on her way over here. So be

for that. Yeah, you have to be serious. I'm so serious, baby. Do you hear the

tone of my voice?

I am so serious.

and very disturbed about the situation.

You're disturbed?

How do you think I feel?

So you cater to her and you love her, but this is what she does to you. How do

you feel about that?

I mean, really, how are you feeling? Because I'm feeling really, really

disturbed about it, you know?

And I'm feeling like you don't need me.

Okay, this is a lot for me to digest right now.

Okay, I think I'm going to need a moment. I think you could.

Are

you

sure she fucking never hit it? Oh, I'm positively sure. Okay.

You

Do a nice treat. You're getting good, baby.

You know what? Fuck this.

You like the way I'm painting that? Yeah.

come walking along

Do that again.

Ah, yeah.

Ooh, poke it out your cheek, poke it out your cheek, poke it out your cheek.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my

goodness.

It's your fucking tongue in my pussy. It's your fucking tongue in my fucking

pussy. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

I can't fucking see your cock like that. You're watching it.

Fucking watching it. Watch.

Watch how you fuck me.

Fucking fuck me.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh shit.

Go fucking deeper.

Go fucking deeper. Oh my goodness.

Thank you.

Did your fucking bitch fuck you like this, huh?

How much fucking pussy do you fucking want? You want all my fucking pussy? All

my fucking pussy?

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my fucking dick.

Oh my fucking dick.

Oh my fucking dick.

Oh my fucking dick.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit.

Fucking tight as my butt. Like that.

Fucking tight.

Fucking tight. Fucking tight. Fucking tight. Fucking tight. Oh,

shit.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

I fucking do.

Do you fucking feel that? Do you fucking feel that?

You fucking dick like that. You fucking dick like that. Oh,

shit. Oh, my goodness.

Fuck me, doggy. Fuck me, doggy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, fuck.

Give me a fucking dick.

Give me a fucking dick.

Give me a fucking dick.

Come on, my fucking dick.

Come on, my fucking dick.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Give me something nasty.

Give me something nasty.

I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it.

I love

it.

I got no words.

Payback is a bitch, bitch.

I just blow my bees. Oh, hold on a second. Put your top on. It's not that

Sit down.

This isn't a brothel, ma 'am.

Court of law.

Okay, I've heard both reports.

I have your receipts here. Take a short recess.

I'll be back with my verdict.

Now that the plaintiff and defendant have stated their cases, let's wait and

what the judge decides.

Please rise for the honorable... Judge, low down.

Okay.

Render my verdict.

You know, this is one of the most despicable cases I ever had in my court.

Just pure nastiness.

It's preposterous.

For you, young lady, the verdict is you get nothing.

What? You can't sue on behalf of your brother.

He's a lazy, despicable character.

Why am I lazy?

the receipts, Judge. What about all those receipts? I looked over your

and you illegally evicted her.

What? After you slept with her boyfriend.

And that's just nasty. Dumb bitch.

And you, young lady, taking the virginity of a young man?

That's ludicrous.

You can clean that toy.

They make sanitary washers for that.

Now what I want y 'all to do... Let's get y 'all nasty, despicable butts out

my court.

This is some nonsense.

I want my receipts back. You ain't getting shit. And you want punishment

get home. You don't get no video games.

Damn.

Hey,

boo. Come.

We made it, Chaz.

It's noon.

Let's do it.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yay, yay.

forward to this.

It's nine o 'clock. I gotta tell you guys.

Let me just rub you. You're an honorable judge.

Oh,

these fucking hooligans.

Be gone with them.

Begun with them.

I have been looking forward to this.

Oh, your honor.

Oh, God, that feels so wonderful.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God, yes.

Look at my juicy little pussy.

watching you.

Oh, I love our little nooners.

I shaved for you this morning, Judge.

I like that.

Nice and smooth.

Just slide up on here. Take a load off.

I know you've had a long morning already.

Yeah.

Time for a break.

Can you hold my hair for me, Judge?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

that feels so good.

Let me de -throat you, Your Honor.

Do you mind if I sit on it now, your honor?

That'd be all right with you.

Oh,

your honor.

Okay.

Yes, okay.

That works for me.

Wow.

Oh, just nice and slow. You know how I like it.

You know how I like you to break me in nice and slow.

You got that big cock.

Should I turn over for you?

You like it? Okay.

I want to be able to push back.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes.

Yes. So strong and handsome.

I fucking love it.

Oh, I love this.

Yeah, Your Honor, right there.

Yes, Your Honor.

Oh, Your Honor.

Shit.

Yeah. Yes, Your Honor.

Oh, I love that.

Give it to me.

Yes.

Oh,

your honor.

Hold me in contempt.

See you tomorrow at noon?

Oh, hell yeah.

Welcome to the case of young, dumb, and full of cum. The

plaintiff, Mimosa Champagne, is suing her former boyfriend for not

the virtues of a true woman.

Translation, he's a young hunk.

you every day. You're one of my favorites.

Anyways, I'm here with this lowdown loser.

It's our anniversary, and he couldn't even give me any jewelry.

He didn't buy me anything.

He took me to lingerie. What is that?

That's not even a popular department store. Look at my jewelry. This is what

like. He couldn't even give me that, Your Honor. So I'm basically suing him

today because he's lowdown, cheap, broke, young. He's only 19. He can't

fuck me right. Right.

I'm just over it, Your Honor. I think I need some money for my time being

wasted. I'm going to need some money today.

Young man, is that true? You're not fucking her, right?

I don't know. She's talking all shit. He's probably got on thumpin' arms. Ask

him, Your Honor. Ask him.

Is that true, young man? Do you have on thumpin' arms? He don't even wear

boxers. Who does that?

Is that true? That's ludicrous. No, that's not true. Very true. No, that

true. How old are you, young man? I'm 19.

Are you fucking this young lady, right?

No. No.

Yes. I'm horny now.

I mean, I shouldn't be horny if I have a man.

Like, I'm horny now, Judge.

I was fucking all right. This conduct is inappropriate for the court of law.

Please, settle down, people. Please. Okay, defendant. State your case.

He has none. You're being accused of busting nuts early. Is that true? That's

not true. Settle.

She should be able to tell you that. That ain't true. You know that bullshit.

No, it's very true. That ain't true. Very true. That ain't true. She says,

fucking man.

She says, I'm a boy. I'm a man. I tried to pay him to a strip club, Your Honor.

He couldn't even get his dick card to strippers.

What's wrong with him? I mean, why? That's not even a young thing.

We were at home stripping for me, so I didn't feel like just watching and

money for that. He wasn't worth it.

The plaintiff has stated her case.

Now let's hear from the defendant.

Let the defendant state his case. Sure, your honor.

But that's ludicrous right there, son. That's lowdown.

You couldn't get a whore for a stripper?

She wasn't that great.

Who wasn't that great? The place she took me to was in an alley. It was a

club in an alley.

Well, how are you going to go to an alley and walk in the back doors and be

strip club? They had big booties. They were fine. No, they didn't.

Is that true, young lady? You took him to a hole -in -the -wall strip club

the strippers have bullet holes?

They don't have bullet holes.

Just stab them.

They have bullet holes. He's tripping.

She's tripping. She'd say I don't know how to treat her right, but I do.

The defendant, Q, says the plaintiff is going from old bullshit now to judge the

lowdown.

Okay, okay.

I've heard enough. I've heard enough.

Okay, I'm going to render my verdict. My verdict is you guys should reunite.

Huh? Spend the night at the best hotel on the court.

Case dismissed.

Oh, my God. I'm out of here.

I'm out of here. I'm out of here.

Reunited. All right.

Hey, if that don't work out, meet me in my chambers.

I had so much fun.

So I guess you're trying to change and trying to do little things. I mean,

I think I'm going to have to show you how I like things done if you want this

work out.

So are you down for that? Man, I'm down. Yeah, of course.

So tonight, my turn. I'm going to show you how you treat a woman.

All right. So take this off as a starter.

I don't like that sit.

What are you going to do?

I don't know. You'll see.

Or you'll feel.

I'll feel. Okay.

This is what I like to do.

And I hope you like it.

I don't think I've ever sucked your dick like this.

I'm going to like it then, I'm sure.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to get you nice and hard.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

First, you got to help me take off this stuff.

I think we're going to get hot.

I guess I'll take these off,

but you've got to help me with my shoes.

Yeah,

we can't have you young or we're gonna mature you today you can lose the pants

Mmm, you like how I spit on it like that? Yeah, you ain't done with that

Mmm.

I'm never gonna get it nice and wet.

I want you to tell me you like that

You let me know when you're ready for me to write it. I'm ready.

Oh, yeah.

You're going to give me this dick.

Oh, yeah.

Give me some of that grown man dick.

You like that shit? Oh, yeah. Don't fuck me like a boy. Fuck me like a man.

Oh, there you go. There you go.

Oh, yeah. Oh, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

oh yeah there you go oh oh oh yeah like that oh oh

yeah

just like that

Fuck me, tell me you like this pussy.

Oh yeah, get this pussy.

Oh yeah, get this pussy.

Oh, so now you ready to take charge?

Oh yeah, give me that grown man dick.

Give me that grown man dick.

Oh yeah, like that, like that, like that.

There you go, there you go.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, give me that dick, give me that dick.

There you go. Oh yeah, fuck me.

Oh yeah, fuck me. Oh yeah, fuck me.

Yeah, just like that.

There you go. There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

There you go.

There you go. There you go. Don't stop.

Don't stop.

Don't stop.

Put all that dick inside me.

Yeah, give me that romantic

Just like that. Just like that.

You're giving me all that dick.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, just like that. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're gonna make me cum like this. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Fuck me nice and slow just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Nice and slow just like that.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Giving me all that grown man dick. Oh, yeah. Just like that. Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Just like that. Just like that. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I want that grown man cum all over my titties. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Give me that grown man cum.

Oh, yeah. Give me that grown man cum.

Oh, yeah.

That was an interesting night. It was.

I just still don't know.

Hold on. I don't know.

I just showed you the grown man picture.

Yeah, it was grown man, but I don't know if it was grown enough.

Huh? I don't know if it was grown enough.

What do you mean?

It just didn't work out. I don't think we're going to work out.

How the fuck do you suppose that?

Well, I just fucked you, and I still feel like I'm fucking a little boy.

So get your ass out. I'm done with you. It's over.

What? And while you're out there, can you give me a towel for all this shit?

Get out. I'm done. I can't. Wow. I need a grown man. I thought you can handle

me. Wow, that's fucked up.

And grab me a towel, please.

No, fuck you.

Well, fuck you, too.

We're going to go back to court.

Oh, yeah.

Give me that grown man pussy.

Give me that grown man pussy.

Okay.

Sorry, I didn't mean to call yourself a pussy.

Let me move forward like that and then look over this way like that. Yeah,

Okay.

Okay, my bad.

All right, that's cool. I'm going to come off your face.

And let's cut it where you said, give me that grown man's dick.

I'm sorry.

Forgive me. Give me that grown man pussy.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Okay, I'm sorry. Not grown man pussy.

Why do I keep saying that?

Does my dick look like a pussy? No.

Does my dick look like a pussy? I look down, I see mine.

Now the plaintiff has stated her case.

Now let's hear from the defendant.

Yeah, Tony. Here. I'm kidding. I'll say it again. All right. Whenever you're

ready, Mom.

Hold up. Careful.

Hold up. I'm about to break this.

It's Tony's pockets.

Okay.

Ready? Oh, shit. That's a beautiful player. Look at this.

Look at that, Tony. Look at this. I love him. You're the best. Look at that. Oh,

yeah.

Do you see what I'm doing?

We're getting a single of them saying the noon thing.

Doing the high five. Ready?

Hey,

if that don't work out, young lady, come back and meet me in my chambers. Quiet

on the set.

If that don't work out, young lady, come back and meet me in my chambers.

I'm sorry.

One more time and walk off.

One more time.

Quiet, everybody.

Quiet, quiet, quiet.

One more time and walk away.

Ready?

All right, where am I starting from?

Action! Thank you. How have you been? Really well.

I just finished a little snack.

I'm really good.

I'm really happy that it's October and the fall season is upon us.

I actually did. I enjoyed it. It was a nice change of pace. It's been very,

very, very hot.

So, of course.

But anyway, and I'm going back to the East Coast at the end of the month to

visit family, and I'm really excited.

Be ready, because it's going to be hot, hot back there.

I mean, cold, cold.

Oh, it's going to be beautiful. It's perfect. It's my favorite. New York is

favorite place in the world. Yeah, same here.

Oh. Thank you.

I don't know what that is. It's lip balm.

Anyway,

I'm just getting dressed here.

I'm going to do my stills in a few minutes. Hi.

And that's it. I play a bailiff. All right.

This is my sexy outfit.

I'll have it on momentarily.

Okay. I've got like half a stocking on.

Thank you. I'll see you when I'm all ready to go. I'm going to turn the

off, but I'm going to watch. Okay.

Thank you.

All right. Let's go ahead and take off that top.

Hey,

look who it is.

Boobies. Oh,

okay. Thank you.

That way you can wear it on your head.

Final half?

Turn around, girl.

Turn around.

Oh, man.

You must got a tag you were watch on because I see a tag.

What am I supposed to do? These are my porno paintings.

I just put them on.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. That nigga got his razor.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

All right.

You go ahead and do what you got to do. I'm zoomed in.

No, nigga. Don't do that.

Oh, my God.

Don't move, Jada. He's going to cut you in the butt. He's going to cut you in

the butt.

This is day two. No, day one. Day one. Day one. Day one of the... Yeah, can you

see this?

He's pressed.

What you doing, nigga?

That wasn't me that time.

Is that right?

Yeah.

What's up? What's popping?

Shit, your titties are... Oh, man.

You see what he just put in? He always do some shit up in your grapes.

Spoon, fork.

Now you're putting a knife in my titties. What's up with that? Are you

cut?

Hey, you know, how come nobody... Teddy, you look great.

You know that?

Nuh -uh, man. I need to work out.

No, I love it.

I gotta get this pooch, man. This pooch is always a hard thing to go.

Me, ma.

Ma.

Ma.

Tell me a little bit, titty baby.

Tell me a little bit, titty baby.

There you go, girl. There you go, girl.

Come on, don't do that shit. Please don't.

Hey,

excuse me, fellas.

Yeah, I got to cut that book.

That's nice.

No, go ahead. I can't do you like that.

What do we got?

Hey, man, could you get your black belly out the way?

It's only got one for one.

You got an arrow on it?

Hey, hey, hey. Just whatever I say. You got an arrow on your pussy.

Get a close -up of that. Hey, that's called avatar pussy right there. No.

Get a close -up. It was bigger, but I made it a little smaller. It's avatar

pussy. It was right here, though. I like it.

That's cool.

And I said, whoo.

Hey, when you get mad, does it light up? Oh, no way.

Just making fun of the naked girl right here, okay? I'm already feeling a little

insecure. Yeah,

you got to have real security just standing here naked in front of

Yeah, that's not fun.

Oh, my bad.

All right, here we go.

Are you dreaming of a Snow White Christmas?