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What was that?

Must be hearing things.

I gotta stop working the night shift.

Halt!

Sector 17 requests immediate backup.

You look like you just missed the year -end shoot. Spectacular. Chase these.

next week. Sorry, Clover. Not even discounted sandals could cheer me up.

Whoa. Then it must be bad.

Is it a boy?

Worse. Bev High's soccer coach just retired after 20 years and there's no

replace him.

You know what that means.

No coach? No soccer team?

No kidding.

Soccer is only my life.

What am I supposed to do now?

Hey, I know. I can see if my marathon math team has room for you.

Marathon math team?

It is so cool. For every polynomial equation you solve, you get to run a

First one to run 26 miles wins.

Math and running? Two of my least favorite things.

How about joining my new Fashion Victims Club? We provide charitable donations

in the form of trendy clothes that are stylistically challenged.

I appreciate you guys trying to help, but... It's soccer or nothing.

Excuse me.

Can you point me toward the athletics department?

The Guildwood Griffins? I used to love that team. I never missed a game growing

up. I knew their ball girl.

Until their funding was pulled and the team split up.

We have so much in common. Are you a new transfer student?

No, but I'm glad I can still pass for one.

Actually, I'm the new coach.

Benita Bickham's the name. In that case, Coach Bickham, follow me.

Olé, olé, olé, olé.

Gore!

You're never going to believe what just happened.

A bad hair day is now a legit excuse to miss school?

You know the secret to solving hidden quadratics? No, and definitely no. Bev

High just hired a new soccer coach.

You know what that means?

It means we're invited to all the...

It means I need the ultimate pair of soccer cleats. Now you're speaking my

language. Groove, here we come.

This isn't the way to the groove.

Oh, good morning, girls. Allow me to cut right to the chase.

A high -tech bio lab was broken into last night.

Hello to you too.

Unfortunately, the security guard was unable to get a description of the

or what was stolen.

Guess good help is hard to find.

Uh, there!

Hello! Over here!

What are you doing on the computer that's got you so preoccupied?

I'm just working on a report.

Yes! Ha -ha! Yes! Ha -ho!

Since when are reports so exciting?

Oh, uh, Gladys, isn't it gadget time yet?

You'll need the multi -function charm bracelet, the nuclear power jet boot.

Good luck with the five.

Ever get the feeling you're not wanted? I'm starting to.

Sorry, but this mission will have to wait for a bit. I have soccer trials

Sure, fine.

Whatever works for your schedule.

Wow, that's a dare first.

Okay, would somebody tell me what the whoop is going on?

You want glory? Well, glory costs.

And here's where you start paying.

In sweat.

Midfielders, this is no time for a beauty rest.

think you've got what it takes to make the Bev High team.

I've got my new line of cashmere sportswear, hoops by Mandy.

What else could I possibly need?

Let the game begin.

Allow me, coach.

a little three on three alex jackie and diva you're on one side the rest of you

are on the other

I need to see. Alex, Jackie, and Diva, you're the new Bev High soccer team.

Excuse me, coach, but how are we supposed to have a soccer team with only

players? Yes, you'll just have to be three times as good.

That's a wrap.

Tryouts are finished. You ready to go on our mission?

Sorry, I can't. Tryouts may be finished, but practice starts in ten minutes.

Later!

I'm glad Alex made the team, but she can't play soccer 24 -7.

Can she?

Let's hope not.

Guess for now it's just you, me, and the Biolab crime scene.

There's always the possibility that it's an inside job.

We have four minutes till the guard gets back from his round.

It's like looking for a high -tech needle in a high -tech haystack.

Over here. I think I found something.

It's a broken container.

The question is, what did it contain?

Judging from these, it looks like maybe some kind of microchip. We'd better send

it to Jer for analysis.

Hey, Jer. Great timing. Hello, Cole.

Whoop, just... I've just received word of a couple of abductions at a local

sporting goods store.

The owners, Hayley Mills and Gloria Knight, haven't been seen or heard from

days. Sorry, dear. Can you repeat that?

Yeah, we can barely hear you over all that beeping.

I'll just beam the info over the X -Powder. Good luck, Super Spy.

I think from this, we're going to need all the help we can get.

I'll call Alan.

I think that's center forward.

What else? All Alex cares about is soccer.

I am beginning to feel like I have to be inflated and round with black spots on

me in order to get her attention.

Well, I guess it's just you, me, and the sports store crime scene.

Again.

Rage issues.

Or they just hate sports as much as I do.

Clover, check this out.

Hayley Mills and Gloria Knight win the Junior Girls Soccer Championships in

Belgium. Wow, they must be really good.

Hayley Mills MVP.

Not just good, most valuable player good.

Aw, they even had their very first soccer cleats bronzed. Is it me or is

entire world suddenly obsessed with nothing but soccer?

that creepy feeling you're being watched?

Let's just hurry and see what else we can find.

Amy, look!

A soccer cleat footprint.

Maybe it belongs to the attacker.

I'll scan it and then... Huh?

I'd love to stay and get abducted, but we really have to be going.

Talk about superhuman leg strength.

I'm not here, your quad workout secret.

Get out of here.

We're right behind you, Sammy.

That was close.

Okay, no more Miss Nice -Spy. We really need Alex's help.

That's weird.

Alex is still at school, but it's almost midnight.

Gotta hand it to her. The girl got gay. Yeah, and we're about to interrupt.

develop a thick skull.

Sammy?

Sorry to disturb you, Alec, but can we talk in the hallway for a sec?

Don't you think you're taking this soccer thing a little too far?

First it was tryouts, now practice till midnight?

I know I haven't exactly been pulling my weight on missions lately, but don't

worry, that's all going to change.

We're totally glad to hear you say that. Just as soon as Bev High wins regionals

in a couple of months.

Sorry to interrupt, girls, but I just got the results.

First up, the dome contained an experimental microchip designed to tap

people's natural aggression.

Huh, wasn't expecting that.

I also had the footprint you sent analyzed.

It's a very rare, very high -end soccer shoe made by the Forsa Corporation of

Portugal.

Forsa? Alex got the first pair sold in Beverly Hills. I helped her pick them

out. Alex must have accidentally contaminated the crime scene when you

were investigating.

Thanks for the info, Jer.

Wait a second. How could Alex contaminate the crime scene when she

with us?

That's right.

You were supposed to be at soccer practice.

I was at soccer practice.

All day. You can even ask...

Time to teach those nosy girls a little soccer lesson.

How's this for an answer?

I've heard of soccer rage, but this is ridiculous.

Alex is going to have to kick up her skin care regimen.

Judging from that field and those soccer nets, I'd have to say, my worst

nightmare? I'll have us out of here faster than you can say foul ball.

They, they have something to say about that.

Leaving so soon?

But the fun's just getting started.

We've dealt with a lot of crazy villains, but what could you possibly

a bad high soccer team?

I could have been a great soccer player, but...

cut from the junior girls' championship soccer team because they said I lacked

chiller instinct.

Not anymore.

I've assembled the best of the best, my own personal chiller soccer team, and

have used them to hunt down my old teammates.

Hayley? Gloria? I will now have my revenge in a special soccer match to the

It's always to the end with you villains.

First rule of soccer, develop a thick skull.

Coach Beckham must be using some sort of mind control on Alec. Either that or

she's still mad that I borrowed her kinky wristband.

Take your positions.

Let the game begin.

safe, and everyone's memories of the killer soccer match have been erased.

I'm more worried about you.

Now that Coach Pickham is in custody, Beth High is once again short of a

coach. Oh, it's okay. I think I've had enough soccer for a while.

Hey, maybe I could join your marathon math team after all.

Given the choice between math and shopping, you pick math?

Remind me why I was worried. You two are beyond help.

Nice to see you again, girls.

Kind of hard when you're not even looking.

Okay, Jer, it's time to fess up.

What's so important that you haven't looked up once from your computer all

I guess you could say I'm addicted to a new video game.

Video soccer, to be exact.

Would you girls care for a game? We could play three -on -one.

Soccer's not for everybody.

After years of playing soccer, I've developed Alex's patented stain removal

formula for getting out tough mud and grass stains.

To get started, you'll need a pot full of cold tea, some steel wool, and a

rutabaga. The tea lifts the stain.

The rutabaga does something, too. I'm just not sure what. And finally, you

to rub the entire area with steel...

That's next week's.

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