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Please, welcome to the stage, everyone's
favorite billionaire, Thomas Fenton.
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Thank you for coming out to see my
fourth attempt to balloon around the
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I'm ecstatic that you all choose to live
vicariously through me.
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Au revoir.
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I must be hungrier than I thought.
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No crab, salmon,
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unagi. If I had my way, I'd eat sushi
all the time.
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Eat when you're not up to date on the
latest gossip about the famously rich.
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Priorities, girls, priorities.
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For example, did you know that the Power
Four trade hotels like baseball cards?
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Um, the Power Four? Sounds like a team
of superheroes.
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Hopeless much?
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Oh, Sammy. The Power Four are the four
richest people on the planet.
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There's Kimberly Kelly, the hottest pop
star around, and yes, she does write her
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own music. Helena Sims, the best.
fabulously stylish talk show host,
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Bates, the computer genius and
philanthropist.
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Whoa, you'd think you'd be able to
afford contact lenses.
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And Thomas Hanson, world -class
adventurer and all -around dreamy rich
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So they're all rich. So what? There are
things in life that matter more than
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money. Like what?
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Like, um, like lots of stuff.
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Hmm. I mean, just because they're
billionaires doesn't make them special.
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I'm sure deep down they're just like us.
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You know, normal, everyday people having
a... Who has the largest limo
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competition? If normal means having a
gazillion dollars, sign me up.
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You girls focus too much on material
things. I'll show you that anyone can do
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without pointless luxuries, starting
with this overpriced sushi lunch.
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Well, I cannot be there. I love sushi.
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Thank you, Clover. But you know the only
kind of fish I enjoy comes with chips.
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Pants off, Jarrett. That floor food was
my lunch. Lunch can wait. Girl, three of
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the world's richest people have been
abducted.
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Wow, talk about total synchronicity.
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Yeah, we were just gossiping about them.
Yeah, you two were just talking about
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them. I was looking away in disgust.
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Oh, right. Are there any clues to their
disappearance?
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Only one. And a strange... one at that.
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These strange digging marks were found
at the site of each abduction, but we
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don't know who or what caused them.
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Well, don't worry. We'll get to the
bottom of this. No one's going to kidnap
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fabulously wealthy on our watch.
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I'm sorry to disappoint you, Clover, but
your mission isn't to solve this case.
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Instead,
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your priority is to protect what will
probably be the next target, Milan
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Stilton, hotel heiress and the world's
fifth richest person.
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people are missing, wouldn't it make
more sense that we protect the force
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-richest person?
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Indeed it would. But Chester Bates
turned down our offer of protection,
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confident that his security system could
handle any intruders.
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Milan, on the other hand, accepted our
offer.
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Grudgingly, I might add.
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And now for your gadget.
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Today you'll be using the earring
communicators, heat sensor motion
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and glasses, drill heel boots, and the
emerald tracking pendant, which you'll
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able to track from anywhere using your X
-powder.
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Forget it! I'm turning... to give up
material possessions, not get more.
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Worry not, Sam. It's for Milan.
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Fine, I'll take it, but I don't have to
like it.
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Good luck in protecting Milan, girls.
The abductor may strike at any time.
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Raw fish.
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I'll never understand it. It's not even
wrapped in newspaper.
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You're just jealous because you're not
rich enough to pull it off.
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Travel.
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Magic finger, ladies. That doesn't sound
very evil.
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That's because they're not!
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Now, I'm going to assume that you're not
my new maids, because if you were,
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you'd already be fired.
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Hey, um, I'm Clover, this is Alex and
Sam. We're the agents from Woops sent to
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protect you.
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I guessed as much.
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Your horrible outfits are a dead
giveaway.
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What's wrong with our outfits?
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One -piece jumpsuits?
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season bargain bin.
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Excuse me? Tell me you didn't just say
bargain bin.
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Sam, we're here to protect her,
remember?
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You do whatever it is ill -mannered
people like you do, as long as you don't
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disturb me or my precious Fufu again.
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than you do, so we'll leave you alone on
one condition.
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You wear this tracking pendant.
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Emerald? That color so does not match my
season.
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I like diamonds.
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Big pink ones.
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As long as you keep her away from my
jewelry.
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It's a deal.
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If you need us, we'll be on patrol.
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Wait, can't we put a dress on?
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Wow,
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this girl's got pink on the brain.
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But I'm convinced she has her lawn mowed
with nail clippers.
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How about you, Clover?
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I've hit the jackpot!
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This closet is bigger than my room!
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Are you actually looking for kidnappers,
or are you just daydreaming again?
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Fine.
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Let us out!
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What was that?
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Time for a better look.
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What is it here?
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I've just received a distress call from
Chester Bates. I want Alex and Clover to
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check it out immediately.
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Sam, you keep an eye on Milan.
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We're on it. Ooh, I wonder what his
closets are like.
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Wait, why do I get to be the babysitter?
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All this extravagance is giving me a
headache.
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Dude has never heard of a beware of
invisible wall sign.
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Well, his security system is still up.
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Then how did anyone get inside?
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Clover, look.
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Digging marks.
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And a tunnel.
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For elves, maybe. I mean, hello.
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Tiny much.
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Out of the way, Clover. These boots were
made for drilling.
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If I wanted a mud pack, I'd go to a spa.
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Sorry.
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Either Chester Bates was kidnapped or he
just had an awesome party.
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Maybe if we tidy up, we might find a
clue or two.
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Do I look like a cleaning service to
you?
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Gee, who do we know who wears pink
diamonds?
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All right, Sam. You have way too many
material possessions.
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Now, I can cancel my fitness mag
subscriptions, donate my computer to a
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Oh, and who needs more than three pairs
of shoes?
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Um, like everybody?
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But more importantly, Chester Bates has
been kidnapped.
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And we think little Miss Pink and
Perfect is involved.
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But she's been lights out the whole
time.
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moved for hours.
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Unless you took her tracker off.
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There'd better be a very good reason for
kicking open my door.
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Again!
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Can't we just pretend it never happened?
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And Fuzzy's been where?
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My little foo -foo without doing her
business.
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So, we know you and your little dog had
something to do with Chester's
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kidnapping. Poor little Foo -Foo. The
only thing she does is... Take out the
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trash!
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Oh, look.
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Foo -Foo thinks he's an attack dog.
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Isn't that adorable?
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I think someone's bark is worse than
theirs.
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with her business casual is definitely
hiding something.
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Oh, good.
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You're all awake.
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Yeah, just in time for you to tell us
why you're kidnapping billionaires,
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It's simple, really.
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You see, I'm just not satisfied being
the fifth richest person in the world.
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I can take care of them in one fell
swoop.
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Or should I say, smoosh.
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Uh,
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what do you think she meant by that?
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Who cares?
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Kimberly Kelly, I am your biggest fan.
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Thanks. Did you and Matthew Ocean really
break up? I mean, I just read a feature
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in Totally Loaded that says he's an
awesome kisser.
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Maybe this isn't the best time to dish,
Clover.
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Au contraire. When else are we going to
find out about the lives of the
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obscenely...
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Chester, is it true you have more money
than most countries?
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Um, well, yes.
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Then why don't you use it to buy your
way out of this?
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Huh? See?
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Money can't buy you everything.
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Whoa, chill, Sam.
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Sorry, she's having major materialism
hostility issues.
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Yeah, she's practically a hippie. Well,
I'd rather be a hippie than a soulless
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own -it -all.
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Um,
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I hate to interrupt, but what was that?
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exercises.
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Yoga could save our lives.
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Ahem. Time's up here.
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I wonder where she is now.
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Come on, Sam.
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There's no way she's still wearing that
tracking pendant.
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You were supposed to be jammed by now.
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No matter.
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Kidnapper was the very person you were
protecting from the kidnapper. Yeah,
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a real mind twister.
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Thanks very much for saving us.
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Indeed. Good show there.
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Uh, yeah.
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That was, like, right on.
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If there's any way we can reward you.
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Oh, that's not necessary.
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Wait. You guys are billionaires, right?
And I just happen to need a new
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wardrobe.
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and a matching private yacht so I can
get to my private island. How great
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that be?
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Thank you, but whoop agents do not
accept gifts.
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Doing a good job is our reward.
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Wait! Don't call it a gift, then. We
accept tips. We're honorariums.
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material possessions.
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Hey! A matching yacht and island.
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How tacky.
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Did you know that the colors you wear
totally reflect your mood? Like, black
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means that you're bummed and probably
like zombies and bats and stuff. But
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yellow means you're happy and you love
bananas. Of course. If you add white
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boots to the mix, that means that you
have to treat black as if it was yellow.
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Or is it orange?
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But orange means you're optimistic about
the future. Wait, or is it red? No,
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maybe green.
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Maybe we should just all wear mood
rings. It would make things a lot
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