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So my adoring public wants an autograph.

Well, it'll cost you.

I found your lecture on cold fusion to be so interesting, Mr. Roberts.

May I clean those test tubes for you?

Thank you, Sam.

It's wonderful to see a student so interested in chemistry.

Oh, hi, Sam. I guess you were serious when you said you'd hit up Mr. R for

credit. Is it working?

Oh, what a total coincidence.

That's my favorite movie, too.

I love the part when... Clover! Is this the guy you said you were majorly

crushing on? Oh, he's just as cute as he said he was.

You know, she really, really likes you.

Okay, I'll leave you two lovebirds alone.

Way to totally blow it, Alex. You are the absolute worst at keeping a secret.

What are you guys talking about? I'm an expert at keeping secrets.

Hello? Remember that time we had to cancel a party because you told the

neighbors about it? Or the time you told my English teacher I downloaded my

essay from the Internet?

Welcome, super spies.

How did you like the babies from the wolf daycare?

They were cute, but not so cuddly.

Hey, new tie, Jer? I love it. You always know exactly what to wear.

Well, I once was runner -up in the most dapper man in Manchester contest.

But Sam, didn't you say that Jerry's taste in clothes was hideous?

So, Jer, what's up?

Oh, uh, yes. Well, people in the entertainment district are being

by a mysterious entity.

Strangely, the attacks have only been on performers like singers, comedians, and

magicians. Whoa, tough crowd.

I want you girls to go there and investigate.

Gladys will supply you with some gadgets to help you on your mission.

I'm giving you press -on fingernail darts, low -gravity go -go booths, net

-throwing mascara, and the lipstick microphone camera.

And a new item, red -heat throw -off chip.

How do they work?

I'm glad you asked. Time for a little demonstration.

Off to the dojo.

The red heat throat lozenge.

As soon as the lozenge comes into contact with your salivary glands, it

releases... Oh dear, not now.

It releases...

I think we get the idea.

The red heat lozenges are good for melting objects and for clearing one's

finances.

Okay, Alex. We've got some really juicy gossip, but you can't tell anyone. Don't

worry. It's safe with me. Just tell me. Tell me. Okay.

Really?

Gladys? I can't believe it.

Remember, you can't tell anyone. You have to keep it a secret to regain our

trust. Don't worry. It's in the vault.

performers are being attacked in this area.

The latest incident occurred at this club to a magician named the Amazing

Molotov.

Excuse me, are you the Amazing Molotov?

Um,

what's with the outfit?

You want a crowd laughing with you, not at you.

She's lost her voice.

giant bag of candy to a baby? No, no, I got it. You opened a box and a cat

jumped at your face.

I've got it. We'll just get her to write down what happened.

What does it say?

I'm not sure. Her handwriting isn't that good.

Besides, it's in Russian.

Oh, this isn't getting us anywhere.

Hmm? It's Jerry.

Girls, there's been reports of a suspicious figure prowling around the

hall down the street.

Jerry, what do you know about glass?

You know, glasses?

Like sunglasses.

Never mind.

Sounds like we've crashed a concert. We're going to need a better view to

our suspect.

LA concert. Isn't he dreamy?

People look great in my locker.

Uh, we're supposed to be looking for a suspect, not starting a fan club.

Wait, I think I see him.

Clover, cut this warning and start zooming.

He's either our guy or just some geek waiting to get his accordion signed.

I'll send it to Woot for analysis.

Oh, don't worry. You guys look great.

In fact, it'll probably start a new trend at school.

Everyone's going to be doing it in no time.

Well, girls, I've got something that will help you.

My goodness.

What happened to you?

Whatever happened, it's great.

What a unique look.

Stylish uniforms.

A trend just waiting to happen.

Well, sorry, Sam, I'm all out of crackers.

But here, try these devices.

They'll help you communicate.

Just type into it, and it'll translate your text into words.

Testing. One, two, three.

Alex says she hates the way the computer voice sounds. She'd rather use puppets

to get her points across.

What on earth are you doing?

Rather low -tech, but I suppose that could work, too.

At least now she'll have a hard time telling people's secrets.

I analyzed the white paint you sent in. It contains traces of DNA from a mime

who goes by the name of Jazz Ann.

So this Jazz Ann must be the one behind the attacks.

But why is he stealing people's voices?

Jazz Hand's last known address is around here. I think we should use our

hologram projection mood ring to help us fit in.

Well, at least we aren't clowns.

Speak for yourself.

Oh, but it worked for you, Sammy.

Yeah.

the Jazz Hands has been here recently.

Where's Alex?

Okay, the socks were bad enough. This is ridiculous.

Well, well, well.

What do we have here?

What's with the super weak costumes?

See, Stuart, I told you they were clueless losers.

about your secret crush, I never would have stolen him away from you.

What are you doing?

Stop it, Alex. You're like totally pricking us out.

We mean you no harm.

I always thought you guys were like freaks, but this takes a cake.

Sorry, Clover. I could never hang out with somebody with such weird friends.

Thanks, Alex.

No, you can't have gravel -flavored ice cream.

We're here to find Jazz Hands' home.

Guys, over here.

That's got to be the place.

That must be Jazz Hands.

He's showing footage of himself performing.

What in Kiko?

No wonder. An accordion playing mime? Like, get a clue.

And it looks like he's got raging jealousy issues with other performers.

What? What's going on?

You know a ballerina that has salt in her eye?

You've always dreamed of being a window washer.

flea market.

Uh, jazz hands.

Too bad you couldn't just mime your own business.

Hey, I thought mimes weren't supposed to talk.

Oh, that's just a misconception perpetuated by the mime -hating media.

In fact, we are all allowed to talk offstage.

Why would I have a telephone if I didn't talk?

That would be ridiculous, as well as a total waste of money.

Can we get on with this?

You can't talk to me like that. I am the world's greatest mime.

I have a diploma from the International Mime Academy.

You may not understand the intricate craft of mime, but you will respect me.

Subtle gestures. Non -verbal communication.

Something you'll come to understand.

That was just the opening act.

It's time for the star of the show. The ultimate mime weapon.

The invisible box.

Okay. Anyone else feeling a little claustrophobic?

There's no point in struggling. You can get out.

Ingenious in its simplicity. The invisible box is harder than it looks.

I've been shunned by the arts community because they don't understand my genius.

So I'm going to turn the entire world into a talent one.

Then everyone will realize how difficult mimehood is.

Not just anyone can be a mime. It's a craft.

A craft, I tell you!

I'm not sure how it was possible, but now I hate mimes even more.

Rear jack hands. You're going down.

So you think. But you'll find that we mimes are full of surprises.

We're...

Time for the fingernail dart.

Gladys, we need someone to pick up some bad guys. I'm sending over some

coordinates.

I won't let you talkies.

out for the encore.

Let your words help me.

Chathands will have a long time to perfect his craft in our whooped

center. Oh, thanks, Gladys. It's good to have my voice back.

Luckily, we were able to reverse the effect on everyone Chathands attacked by

careful manipulation of his accordion.

Gladys, I have to know. Did you ask out Jerry's photocopier yet?

What are you talking about?

Everyone knows that you have a crush on Jerry's photocopier and you don't want

Jerry to know.

secret. That's it? You leave us no choice.

I didn't mean it. It just slipped out. Just give me one more chance.

My photocopier?

Oh, please.

There's no time for inter -office romances.

Today's topic is how a smart girl can impress a boy. As you know, the brain is

the major organ of the central nervous system and the control center for all

body's activities.

The brain is also an important tool that can be used to show that special

someone that there is more to you than meets the eye. Sammy, it's your new

boyfriend, Vincent.

Vincent, me was waiting. You call. Your phone to me. Thing call.

Me?

Hey,

even a smart girl like myself can have a brain freeze every once in a while.

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