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Thank you.

This turned out to be.

Instead of dating one of BH's most eligible bachelors, I'm stuck here

fist you out of my spy suit.

Totally know what you mean.

I should be getting my hair done right now.

And I should be curled up with a good book.

Maybe it's time to hang up our ex -potters for good. No more bad guys. No

evil schemes.

No more getting whooped every time we turn around.

Forget it, Jer. We're way too tired for another mission.

Even if it does have a funky Hawaiian theme.

Another mission?

I wouldn't think of it. After all, that would conflict with your two -week

cruise. You're sending us on a cruise?

For the majestic Wootanik. Beautiful, luxurious, and for whoop agents only.

Especially poop -whoop troops who desperately need a well -earned break.

know how pooped we were. Were you spying on us again?

Well, of course. I am a spy, after all. Well, sometimes we need our privacy.

And you'll get plenty of it tucked away in your own private cabin on the

Wootanix.

Bon voyage, super spies.

Now, why does that name give me a sinking feeling?

Forget your feelings, Sammy. The ship is awesome.

It's got three pools, four spas. May we attend to your baggage, ladies? And a

zillion hot guys.

I'm Captain Chet Prescott.

Welcome aboard the magnificent Whooptenic.

Welcome,

ladies, to the Princess Suite.

I, for one, don't plan on hanging around in here.

Time to get some sun and curl up with the seven habits of totally successful

people. And I'm going to give my hair a vacation at the On Deck Salon.

What about you, Clover?

Duh. What's a cruise for?

I'm going cruising.

Chapter one, totally believe in yourself.

That's some sun, eh?

Yes, it is.

I'm telling you, I burn like a marshmallow.

And wouldn't you know it, I forgot my sunscreen.

You mind lending me some of yours?

Not at all.

Sure glad to get away from the office.

I head up building maintenance at, whoops, Fiji Branch?

If that sounds tough, I guess it is.

Like the other day. I'm doing inventory on cleaning supplies, and wouldn't you

know it, we're almost out of floor wax.

That's the one.

Number 247A, girly curls.

Excellent choice. Hey, where are you?

I'm here.

Your computerized hairdo experimentation robot.

And I'll be styling your hair today.

Cool.

A lifeguard, huh? You can save my life

anytime.

That's my job, ma 'am.

Ma 'am? Hello?

I'm trying to flirt with you here.

Yes, ma 'am. I'm just not interested.

Not interested?

I like a girl with a little more boom, you know?

Leave this to us experienced super agents.

I guess we really do need a break. All we can think about is work.

Hey, some great perm. It didn't even last a day.

Well, I know what I'm doing today.

Me too. It's back to share for a dude that's thick.

I'm going to hit the pool again.

I'll throw that lifeguard boring.

Chapter one, totally believe in yourself.

Chapter one?

What did I do yesterday?

I didn't even get through the first page.

That's some sun, eh?

Sure is.

Not again.

I'm telling you, I burned like a marshmallow.

And wouldn't you know it, I forgot my sunscreen.

You mind lending me some of yours?

I don't know. I think you used it all up yesterday.

Yesterday? Well, yesterday I was at work. You see, I head up building

maintenance at Wolf's Fiji branch.

If that sounds tough, it's because it is.

Same story, too?

Like the other day. I'm doing inventory on cleaning supplies, and wouldn't you

know it, we're almost out of floor wax.

your contenderized hairdo experimentation robot, and I'll be

today. No doubt.

Someone needs a memory upgrade.

A lifeguard, huh? You can save my

life anytime.

That's my job, ma 'am.

Again with the ma 'am?

Well, I just thought you'd like to check out my new lip gloss.

Not exactly boring, is it?

No, it's awful.

I hate pink.

Didn't I dream this?

Don't bother trying to stop me, Whoopee!

You'll find yourselves quite outnumbered!

and me a lifeguard. No guy can resist boy -bait perfume.

Ow! Didn't you do that before?

Yeah, it's like they have it all over again. Wait a minute.

Three bumps in three days.

So it wasn't all just a dream.

But if it wasn't a dream, then how come we're not at the bottom of the ocean?

It's like our lives are on a continuous loop or something.

Hey, maybe it's like that movie where the guy repeats the same day over and

and gets to eat anything he wants because he'll never get back.

Be on your guard. Someone is doing this to us, and we've got to find out who and

why.

Sorry, seat's taken, and I'm out of sunscreen.

And I thought I was wound up.

2 -2 -B.

Mohawk Magnus.

Excellent choice.

Yeah, whatever.

It'll all be gone in the morning anyway.

Hi.

Batman.

So,

do you like my new perfume?

Oh, I'm allergic.

taking over the ship.

Whoop -tanic passengers, there is no cause for alarm.

Everything is under control. Yeah, yeah, we know.

Come on, super spies, let's go. Hey, maybe I can help.

Don't think so. You keep your eyes open for kitties running too fast on the

deck. We super agents have a ship to save.

Um, hair?

machine are you using to take control?

have to do with watch that tape and figure out what we did wrong.

Let's go.

Okay,

now it's personal.

There's the pool feed.

I'll just go back to yesterday.

Yeah, yeah, we...

Come on, super spies, let's go. Hey, maybe I can help.

Don't think so. You keep your eyes open for kitties running too fast on the

deck. We super agents have a ship to save.

Cute hair.

Thanks.

You liked my hair?

I was being nice.

Wait a second.

The first day that Fiji agent offered to help and I said no.

Whoop -tanic passengers, everything is under control!

By me!

Colonel Nathaniel Nash!

Come on, super spies!

It's now or never!

Super Spies, you've just passed the Whoop Super Agent Human Assets Test.

You mean this was just a big test all along?

Right -o. And everybody was in on it?

That's right.

Even me.

Hi,

guys. Gene!

I knew something was wrong. I mean, hello.

What real boy could possibly reject me so many times?

But what about our vacation?

In recognition of a job well done and for being quite good sports... I hereby

approve a three -week holiday anywhere in the world.

Okay. We choose Beverly Hills.

Beverly Hills.

And we'd like you to join us.

Me? What on earth for?

You know, I'm glad I'm a spy after all. Sure, it's hard, but doing the same

thing every day?

Like on the ship and at high school.

It's really boring.

Right, dear?

You know, you girls could be in Hawaii right now, or Tahiti, or the south of

France.

We just felt this was a better way to even the score.

I mean, we wouldn't want you to fail the Whoop Commander Super Stain Remover

Test. Oh.

I know you've all been wondering what keeps me so up

on the soccer field. Well, I wouldn't think of competing without my favorite

-soccer smoothie.

You start with Guava Juice.

A pinch of raw yeast.

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