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[theme music]

[music playing]

[sighing]

[gasping]

What's going on?

Ah!

Let me out of here!

Ah!

[dolphin vocalizing]

[music playing]

[yawning]

Eh.

That was the longest week of my life.

Tell me about it.

Three finals, two essays, and an oral presentation isn't school,

it's midterm torture.

Only serious girlie bonding can save us now.

We'll relax with facials, move into magazine time,

then finish with a money marathon.

Oh, yeah!

[doorbell ringing]

Hate to rain on the girlie parade,

but it looks like our report cards arrived early.

But we just barely finished.

Oh, have I mentioned I hate technology?

Don't worry, Al.

I'm sure we all did fine.

[gasping]

Yo!

All A's.

I guess all those late nights cramming

after missions really paid off.

Mostly A's and B's.

A C in metal shop only counts if I want to be a blacksmith,

which FYI, I so don't.

Oh!

All F's!

But how is that possible?

I've been working so incredibly hard this semester.

Well, we have had 23 missions this month alone.

Yeah, even Jer said we've been ridiculously busy this year.

But you two did great.

Why is this happening to me?

[gasping]

Alex, what are you doing?

I may be an F student, but I know one thing.

My parents cannot find out about this.

A lecture from them and I'll be wishing for baddies.

[phone ringing]

Oh no, it's them.

It's my parents calling from England.

What do I do?

What do I do?

Oh.

First of all, don't panic.

Yeah.

I mean, maybe they're just calling to say hi.

Hey mom, hi dad.

All F's?

We're very disappointed in you, young lady.

Very disappointed.

But-- but I can explain.

It's too late.

Your father and I have come to a decision.

Since it's obvious we can't trust you

alone in Beverly Hills anymore.

What do you mean, any more?

We've enrolled you in Dorsal Academy,

a top boarding school in England where

we can keep an eye on you.

Dorsal is known for producing some of the smartest

students in the world.

But don't I get a say about this?

No.

[sighing]

Alex, what is it?

What did your parents say?

Their-- I'm-- my parents are sending me

to boarding school in England.

Oh!

England?

[sobbing]

But you can't leave.

We'll miss you too much.

I'm going to miss the way you always

have to shower at exactly 7:13 every single morning.

[all sobbing]

It's--It's not forever.

I'll get my grades up and I'll be back in Bev Hill

before you can say A student.

Plus, we'll still see each other on missions.

[jingling]

Whoa!

Oh!

Hmm.

Afternoon, ladies.

OK, freaky.

I had no idea WOOHPing worked both ways.

Jerry, what are you doing here?

I just heard the sad news.

I'm going to miss you, Alex.

Even though I know JOE will be good for you.

Joe?

Who's Joe?

[chuckling]

Why, Jolly Old England, of course.

I went to boarding school there and look

how brilliantly I turned out.

Not even going to touch that one.

Uh, what's with the suitcase, Jer?

Oh, right.

I'm having my apartment fumigated for dust mites

and need a place to stay.

One might even say I'm desperate.

One might even say no way.

It's only temporary.

You won't even know I'm here.

All right, you can stay, but only under certain conditions.

Uh, yeah, you can pitch a tent in the garden.

And the upstairs is a strict no Jer zone, capiche?

[yawning]

[horn honking]

That must be my ride.

[sobbing]

Promise we'll always stay best friends forever.

Bye.

[rain]

[music playing]

I'm headmaster Charleston.

Welcome to Dorsal Academy, Alex.

I'm certain you're going to enjoy your time here.

Um, maybe if these uniforms weren't so itchy.

Not only will Dorsal boost your grades,

we'll enlighten you in ways you can't even imagine.

Cool.

You're going to be a superior creature.

Any questions?

Um, just one.

Why is it called Dorsal Academy?

The school is named after the dorsal fin

of our marine neighbors, the mighty dolphin.

A cleverly complex creature known

for its superior intellect, superior kindness,

and superior wit.

Wow, guess you really love your marine mammals.

Indeed.

Now, here's your class schedule, a map of the campus,

and a little history on Dorsal.

You'd better get to class now.

Yes, sir.

Hmm, my word, she is the perfect candidate.

[dolphin vocalization]

One might even say superior.

[dolphin vocalizations]

Excuse me, but I thought was supposed

to be on a language class.

It is language class, duh.

Hmm.

I had no idea European languages were this musical.

[eerie music playing]

Guess we're stuck with the newbie.

Hmm.

Just stand here, don't get in the way.

I'll have you know, I won gold for the Bev Hills swim team.

[whistle blowing]

Team Blue Fin is the winner.

Three years in a row.

Wow, you guys are fast.

Oh, ah.

Raw fish?

Awesome.

I could use a little taste of home.

Whole fish?

But where is the sashimi?

Where are the California rolls?

That settles it, this place is officially freaking.

The only thing freaky around here is you.

[all laughing]

[sobbing]

I bet Sam, Clover, and Jerry are WOOHPing it up right

now having a grand old time.

Jerry!

You used my cashmere sweater as a dish rag?

The tag clearly says dry clean only.

Ah!

Gees, Jer, bachelor much?

I'm sorry.

Oh.

[x-powder ringing]

Hey, I wonder if that's Alex.

Alex, we miss you so much.

Not as much as I miss you.

These Brits are seriously weird.

You can't even imagine what I've been through today.

Speaking of weird Brits, Jer is seriously

getting on our nerves.

I'm standing right here.

I just wish we had another mission

so we could all hang again.

[explosion]

[clears throat]

Jerry, think a guy would know how to use a microwave

in the 21st century, but no.

We We better go, talk to you later.

Miss you lots, bye.

Half an hour till my next class.

Hey, I still haven't seen my dorm room yet.

Maybe I'll have time for a quick cat nap to recharge.

[water jiggling]

Wetness levels?

Temperature control?

Echo silencing?

Wow, JOE sure has some weird water beds.

Um, very dry, please.

Cool, it's just like being back in Bev Hills.

Maybe England won't be so bad after all.

Dorsal Academy was made by the dolphin's

characteristic dorsal fin.

[whirring]

Guess I'm not allowed to take a nap in the afternoon.

Ah!

[beeping]

Hey, let me out of here.

Ah!

[beeping]

I'm sorry girls, I don't know what happened.

Well, I do.

You left your shaving cream warmer on

and it set off the sprinklers.

The entire kitchen is flooded and you've ruined my hair.

[x-powder ringing]

[gasping]

That's Alex's distress signal.

Weird, there's no answer.

It's not like Alex not to respond.

You'd better go to England and check it out, super spies.

Great idea.

Thought you'd never ask.

Don't forget your gadgets.

You'll need the ultra-sensitive earring microphone

communicators, the mini bombs, the laser nail file,

and the brand new cherry flavored bubble

protection bubble gum.

Have a safe mission.

[grunting]

Oh, why do uniforms always have to be

so uncomfortable and itchy?

I don't know.

It must be an international conspiracy.

We should have Jer look into it.

Come on, Alex's distress call is coming from the third floor.

Uh?

Huh?

OK, that is officially the weirdest

waterbed I have ever seen.

Let's just hope it never catches

on back across the pond.

I'm getting mildewy just looking at it.

Ew.

[x-powder beeping]

Alex never goes anywhere without her X-Powder.

Something is definitely up.

Hey, check it out, a photo of the school's headmaster.

Let's just say his title is very apropos.

Freaky.

I say we pay him a visit and find out if he knows what

happened to our best friend.

Let's Let's do it.

Looks like we missed him.

In that case, let's move from undercover reconnaissance

to full on spy mission.

Wow, Headmaster Charleston really loves his dolphins.

Yeah, he even takes vacation pictures with them.

[beeping]

[gasping]

Oopsie.

Clover, what did you do?

What did I do?

More like what did that freaky headmaster dude do.

I think he's turning Alex into a dolphin.

We have to get her out of there.

Stand back, Clover.

You're about to get wet for the second time today.

[pounding on door]

Not so fast.

We've come to enjoy having Alex around.

[grunting]

You private schools are all the same.

You just want a change everyone into exact copies of you.

Granted, the dolphin thing is a little weird.

Ah, I see you've met my family.

Your family are dolphins?

Crazy much?

After I fell off my family's yacht when I was 10,

dolphins raised me.

And what do these kind creatures get in return?

Polluted oceans, fishing nets, and speed collisions.

Well, not any more.

Let me guess, you're going to change everyone

into half human, half dolphin so they'll be more

respectful of mother nature?

Yes, with my Dolphinator.

How did you know?

I've been spending so much time

around baddies lately I've leaned

to finish their sentences.

Problem is, dolphins are so cute

and cuddly it's hard to take your threat seriously.

We'll see about that.

Get them!

[dolphin vocalization] That

What's happening?

It's a bubble net.

Dolphins use them to catch prey and spies.

Just when you think things can't get any stranger.

[yelling]

[dolphin vocalizing]

We have to do something, Sam.

We're about to be Dolphinized.

Follow my lead.

Great job, Sammy.

But how exactly are we going to get out of here?

Let's call Jer, maybe he'll have an idea.

[loud music]

Jerry, it's Sam.

What's going on?

I'm sorry Sam, I can barely hear you.

Must be a bad connection.

Sell it to someone whose buying, Jer.

You're having an unauthorized party in our house.

No!

Not in the pool!

[horse neighing]

Sorry girls, gotta go.

I can't believe it.

We're about to be Dolphinized and Jer just hung up on us.

Huh?

Forget Jerry, we have bigger problems.

This bubble is going to blow.

[girls screaming]

Now that's what I call thinking outside the box.

Come on, we got to get out of here.

[alex making dolphin noises]

Why did you remove me?

I loved it in there.

I felt so imperturbable, so phlegmatic.

Imperturbable?

Phlegmatic?

Alex, are you OK?

Headmaster Charleston promised to make

me a more illuminated creature.

I think he succeeded, no?

You only think being a dolphin person is a good thing.

But trust me, your ginormous head is never going

to look good in any hairstyle.

It's too late to reason with Alex.

Let's just grab a Dolphinator so we can turn her back.

[dolphin noises]

Thanks for the alert, Alex.

You truly are one of us.

Not for long.

[grunting]

Ouch!

That really stings.

Ha, ha.

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice-- how's that saying go again, Sam?

Kind of busy for cliches, Clover.

[grunting]

[dolphin noises]

Hey, whatever happened to best friends forever?

It's impossible for land dwellers and sea dwellers

to be friends.

I thought dolphins were supposed

to be peaceful creatures!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Don't do this, Sam.

Dolphins are meant to roam free.

[grunting]

[whimpering]

Huh?

[dolphin vocalizations]

Let's get out of here.

Clover, grab the Dolphinator.

OK, but it so clashes with what I'm wearing.

[dolphin noises]

Quick, we can hide under the bleachers.

[dolphin noises]

Hey, I've got an idea.

If I rewire my ultra sensitive earring microphone communicator

to record the dolphin calls, maybe I

can lure everyone into the pool and change them back.

That is brilliant, Clover.

I'm buying you a month of mani-pedis for this.

Ooh, it almost makes up for making

me wear this tacky helmet.

Want it nice and slippery for our incoming guests.

[grunting]

Did you get it?

[dolphin noises]

Ah!

Stop!

What are you doing, Clover?

Don't worry, Alex.

We know what's best for you.

[screaming]

Judging from your hideous uniforms,

you could all use a dose of my fashion sense.

Guess you can take the guy out of dorsal,

but you can take the dorsal off the guy.

[laughing]

You're just lucky I'm back to normal, bub.

[dolphin noise]

Guess it's a new normal.

[laughing]

Jerry!

How long was I gone for?

Jerry!

You can run a major spy agency, but we can't trust you

alone in our house for one day?

Uh-uh, you are not leaving here until everything

is spic and span.

GLADIS!

[chuckling]

I'm just glad to be home, even if I do have to go

back to England next week.

[phone ringing]

Good news, honey.

Seems there was a mix up at school.

The F's didn't belong to you.

You got As and B's.

We're so proud of you.

Does that mean I can stay in Bev Hills?

As long as you promise to come and visit us more often.

Yeah!

I can stay!

I can stay!

Oh.

The best friends are back together again.

Oh, I'm so happy.

I'm even going to let you watch while I

get my free mani-pedis courtesy of Sam.

Wait, if those grades weren't mine, who is

the poor sap who got all F's?

[screaming in the distance]

F's?

But how is that possible?

You are grounded for the rest of the year, young lady.

And that means no dates.

Ah!

You can't be serious.

The boys of Bev Hills will be lost without me.

Somehow I think they'll survive.

Yeah.

That just means more for us.

[laughing]

After a particularly stressful mission,

it's always important to center yourself

and relax with a nice round of yoga.

OK, now let's get started.

Lesson number one, the lotus.

First you put your right leg over your left shoulder

like so.

Then you put your left leg over your right shoulder like so.

Then raise yourself up on your hands.

Oh.

Lesson number two, always do yoga with a best friend.

Sam, Clover, I need you.

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