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I just love Kung Fu Fondue.

It's a great workout and a fabulous meal.

It's the hottest new studio on the Bev Hills scene.

What was that?

I don't know, but let's not stick around to find out.

Hey!

Come on, Sam.

Dig, dig!

I'm trying What

Well try harder then!

There's not much time left.

Time's up.

Way to climb, Alex.

nice technique, Clover.

OK, class, hit the showers.

Um, not you, Samantha.

I'm afraid if you can't make it to the top,

I'm going to have to transfer you to a different gym class

Transfer me?

Yes to a special place where you

work with other majorly uncoordinated students

like yourself

You mean Sam's going to be a dork?

We prefer to call it D-O-R-K: the development

for overly remedial kids class.

Trust me, it's for your own good.

Whoa.

Tough break, Sammy.

But I don't want to be a dork.

Then you're going to have to learn how to climb.

I mean, how hard can it be?

You climb all kinds of stuff on our missions.

Well, it's pretty easy to climb

when I have my bungee belt it does all the work.

Gross, when was the last time these towels were

washed?

[screaming]

Couldn't you have waited until after we took a shower, Jer?

I mean, hello we totally reek.

Sorry girls, but danger doesn't

take a break for hygiene.

There's a rash of missing people in the Beverly Hills area.

Huh?

Hmm, they look kind of familiar

Do they go to Bev High?

If he does, he must've failed a lot of classes.

You're going to need some gadgets for your mission.

Oh, Gladys.

I mean, the amazing Gladys!

What?

Gladys has a new hobby, she's learning magic.

Please humor her.

Welcome one and all.

For your first gadgets we have something very special.

Wait, where did it go?

Say, what do we have here?

Multi-function charm bracelets!

Nice one, Glad.

Now watch as I take this simple coin

and use my special magic wand.

Ta-da!

It's hot and spicy gum!

It causes the chewer to sweat excessively

and become slippery.

Hot and spicy gum?

Down would must be seriously understaffed.

Now, for my next trick, I give you one of our most

powerful inventions.

Abracadabra!

Uh...

What does it do?

You know, besides look ugly.

This belt ties two more people together

and enables them to tap into each other's knowledge

of fighting styles.

So Sam will be able to do my patented running side kick

and Alex can imitate my fists of fury?

You'll also be able to perform any moves that you've seen

in movies or video games, but the belt

can only be used in short bursts or it

may cause severe headaches.

Good heavens!

There's an attempted abduction in progress.

A Beverly Hills teen just called 911 from her cell phone.

It's go time, girls!

Now, for my grand finale!

Now you see them, now--

ta-da!-- you don't!

The cell phone signal came from right around here.

What is it? The kidnappers?

No, it's Kung Fu Fondue!

The hippest workout eatery in town.

It's almost impossible to get into one

of their combo exercise cooking classes.

I heard that after a few lessons,

you're flexible enough to use your toes

to dip fruit into melted cheese and flick it into your mouth!

We can talk fondue later, girls, time to go to work.

Help me!

It's Mandy!

And it looks like she's in big time trouble.

We're gonna need some disguises.

Styling and profiling.

Don't worry, miss, we're here to save you!

Well do you think you can hurry it up a bit?

Whoa, check out the crazy moves.

I can't believe we fell for the oldest trick in the book.

Heads up!

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Don't worry, little lady, we've

got everything under control.

First no shower and now this?

You must come with us.

Don't let them get away, Sammy!

I'm on it!

Almost there.

Any second now.

Sam, why don't you just use your bungee belt

to climb the building?

I will never learn how to climb if I keep using it.

I don't want to be a D-O-R-K.

What are we going to do now?

They just took off with Mandy.

Obviously we should go home and celebrate.

Clover, even if we hate her, we've still got to help her.

Hey, this might be something.

It's from one of their slippers.

That insignia looks really familiar.

Let's scan it and send it off to Jerry.

Maybe he can figure it out.

I don't get it.

I mean, who would want to abduct all those people?

Especially Mandy.

Maybe it's someone who couldn't

get into Kung Fu Fondue and wanted

to shorten the waiting list.

Whatever's happening, it's way freaky.

Don't you think, Sam?

Sam?

Do you think she's been abducted too?

We'd better call Jerry.

Hold the phone.

I don't wanna be a D-O-R-K.

What's up, Jer?

I've got the results of the analysis of the insignia.

It's the symbol of power yoga, chi kwon do.

Hey, that's the exercise class we took last year!

Oh yeah!

And then it went out of fashion.

Right!

That's why all the abductees look so familiar.

They were all in our class, Mandy included.

Apparently Shirley, the women who ran it, closed her doors

and left town months ago.

I have a feeling she's back and we'll be seeing her soon.

I agree.

You girls are the only ones from the class

who have yet to be a abducted.

Be careful. - Mandy!

What are you doing here?

That shirt is so clashing with your chakra.

What's with the weird yoga speak?

Your astral body is so last year.

Where did she learn that?

Fear my cobra style!

Stop it, Mandy. We don't wanna hurt you.

I do!

Now meet the snake charmer.

OK, enough fooling around.

It's gadget time.

Outsmarted by Mandy?

This so isn't our day.

You will come with me, non-believers.

I think I'm air sick.

Um, this looks like the house that creepy built.

We are so outta here.

Not before you meet my fellow yogis.

What is this?

Cirque Du Freak?

Shirley!

Well, well well.

Look who finally made it-- the worst students I ever taught.

What is your problem, Shirley?

My problem is that you treated my power yoga chi kwon

do class like a passing fad.

You forced me to close my studio and now it's time for revenge.

Maybe everyone dropped out because they

couldn't stand the instructor.

It had nothing to do with me.

You were just ungrateful.

I've trained my former students to help

me eliminate the competition.

Once Kung Fu Fondue is gone, I'll reopen my studio

and once again rule the Beverly Hills exercise scene.

Way to think big, Shirl.

I am thinking big.

Soon I'll turn everyone in LA into my followers.

But how did you brainwash everyone

into coming back to you?

Good question.

One you'll be sorry you asked.

[cackling]

Feast your eyes on my chi machine!

By passing through it, my students

achieve the same results as they would have

after five years of classes.

Where was this when I was taking piano lessons?

In here, my acolytes instantly learned

to cultivate their energy and develop internal power.

Of course, it puts them under my total control.

Strap 'em in!

As you wish.

Give it up!

This will never work.

We'll see.

Now come, students, it's time to meditate before we

destroy Kung Fu Fondue.

If we don't get off this thing we're going

to become chanting zombies.

If only the amazing Gladys was here to make us disappear.

I doubt Gladys can help us, but maybe her gadgets can.

Hot and spicy gum, anyone?

Ew, I hope it works better than it tastes.

I can't believe this might actually come in handy.

Hey, it's not that bad.

What?

I like spicy food.

Whoa!

All of a sudden I feel like I'm in a sauna!

I know what you mean.

I haven't sweat this much since the time you

guys read my diary.

It's not working on me!

I must have a high tolerance for spicy food.

Don't worry, I'll take care of it!

This thing won't budge!

Time for the direct approach.

The direct approach stinks.

I just broke a nail.

Somebody help me!

Sammy!

Sammy, are you OK?

Instant karma is gonna get you!

Don't worry, Sam, we can help you back at WOOP.

Help, non-believers!

Non-believers!

These yogis are really stretching my patience.

Tell me about it.

This isn't getting us anywhere!

Give it up, girls.

Nothing can stop power yoga chi kwon do.

Actually, you're no match for our pull the rug

from under your feet technique.

Oh, it's not working!

Come on.

It's time to take matters into our own hands.

Brutal!

Looks like both of us are gonna need manicures now.

Why didn't we take the stairs?

Looks like Shirley's machine has

fixed Sam's climbing problem.

Yeah, she doesn't even need the bungee belt anymore.

Any reason we're not using it?

Check you later, Sam.

It's time to send a 911 call to WOOP!

That was quick.

Have they considered delivering pizzas?

What's happening, ladies?

We found Shirley, and she's turned Sam and the rest

of our ex-classmates into brainwashed power

yoga chi kwon do devotees.

And they're going to attack Kung Fu Fondue

with their major muscle power, as in we're

definitely going to be backup.

I'll disperse every available WOOP agent to Kung Fu Fondue

immediately.

Whoa, this is the swankiest exercise studio I've ever seen.

Listen!

They're coming!

Brace yourself, agents.

It's time for battle.

Give it up, Shirl.

We've got you outnumbered.

Your numbers mean nothing compared to my inner power.

And soon this whole city will be my own personal yoga studio.

Yogis, attack!

Charge!

Sam, I don't want to hurt you.

Remember to always stretch before exercising.

Who's next?

I do apologize in advance.

By the power of swami Ramarama!

Oh yeah?

Prepare to face the power of Alex!

Check out this fancy footwork.

She's too fast!

And I fight dirty.

I call this one the unsalted pretzel.

We must've missed that class.

We're no match for her.

You think?

Sam, don't you remember who I am?

We're on the same team.

I'm not on any team with you, old man.

Old man?

I'll show you who's an old man.

I'm waiting.

Show me your moves.

Hey!

I've still got it.

A two for one special.

Two for one?

That gives me an idea.

Even at the threat of possible mind-numbing headaches.

And fashion crimes too numerous to mention.

I don't know how long this belt

works so we better move fast.

Just because you're wearing a black belt

doesn't make you black belts.

Uh, yes it does.

Learned

Where did I learn that move?

I saw it in Monkey Fist 3!

Those monkeys sure know how to fight.

Whoa!

I didn't think my body could bend like that.

Who says watching wrestling is a waste of time?

Let me guess, that's from the latest Karate

Commando video game?

You've got it, spy sister.

I don't understand, you two were my worst students!

We've been practicing and now it's time

for us to teach you a lesson.

Uh oh, my head is starting to pound.

Mine too.

We'd better wrap this up.

Get ready, Shirley, because from now on,

the only mantra you'll be repeating is, ouch.

I have attained absolute power.

I cannot be defeated!

Absolute power, meet my left foot.

Smile and say Camembert.

It looks like she's practicing the fallen villain pose.

Good news, girls.

Once the devotees go through the chi machine backwards,

they return to normal with no recollection of what happened.

Which means maybe you won't remember

how she kicked our butts.

And Sammy will soon be back on our side.

What happened?

Everything's a blur.

We'll fill you in over fondue.

You got us reservations at Kung Fu Fondue?

Cool!

Looks like being hypnotized by Shirley did have one benefit.

Yeah, Sam looks amazing.

Stealthy, even.

Piece of cake.

I am no dork.

Way to go, Sam.

That was the fastest I've ever seen anyone get to the top.

I wish the rest of you could climb as well.

OK, class dismissed.

Did you hear that?

I'm the best clinber in class.

I'm like a spider.

I can climb anything.

I am good!

We're all proud of you, Sam.

Yeah, way to climb.

Wait a sec, how do I get down from here?

Help!

Guys!

Don't worry, Sam, what goes up must come down.

Eventually.

Wait, wait, we're a team, right?

Come on, you guys, can't you at least call the fire department?

Get a ladder?

Anything?

You guys!

Sure, yoga's good exercise, but there's more to it

than that.

For instance, when things are really crazy with school

and international spying, I can take

five minutes to do some yoga and my problems just disappear.

I mean, it's like I've got complete control

over everything, like nothing can stop me.

I can do anything I put my mind to.

Uh, girls?

A little help.

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