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[music playing]

[theme music]

[car driving]

Hm.

Oh my.

Ugh.

[tires squealing]

[crashing]

[groans]

[car stops]

MYRNA: Hello, Jerry.

Fancy meeting you here.

Aww [giggles] Hm.

Ahh.

[sucking]

[writing]

[alarm]

[gasps]

[gasps] Rude much?

I mean what kind of total loser--

Blasts freaky techno music--

At this hour on a weekend?

[gasps] It's the house alarm.

There's a creep in the back yard.

Oh, no fair.

I haven't even showered yet.

There'll be time for personal grooming later.

Right now, it's spy time.

Hm?

Look.

Hm?

Take that, intruder.

And that.

And one of these.

Hiyah!

Ahh!

[splash]

Ahh.

Uh, girls, maybe we should rethink our attack,

first question later approach.

Looks like he's just a pool boy.

And judging by his major freak out,

swimming's not exactly his thing.

I'm on it.

[splash]

[gasps] Whoa, he's gorgeous.

And apparently, he's French.

Which makes him twice as gorgeous.

I bet my parents sent him as a gift.

They're in France right now.

Hi, I'm appelle Alex.

I save-od your life-o.

Clover.

S'il vous plait to meet you, monsieur Guillerme.

Give it up, girls.

Your French is tres lame-ey.

[speaking french]

[sighs]

Give it up.

Are you kidding?

BOTH: I can totally tell he digs me.

- He was talking to me. - As if.

Well, I saved him.

Well, he wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for me.

It's official.

You're both completely insane.

[beep]

[screaming]

Hm.

[screaming]

[ding]

Hm. Ah.

[screaming]

[thud]

Apologies for summoning you so early,

but I have an exciting announcement to make.

I'm getting married.

ALL: Married?

Oh, I admit it's quite sudden.

But why waste time when you know it's meant to be?

Smoochiepoo.

[footsteps]

[doors open]

ALL: Myrna Beesbottom

Our ex-nanny is smoochiepoo?

OK, obviously, this insanity thing is contagious.

[footsteps] - Oh.

[giggles]

[footsteps]

[cooing]

[giggling]

Ooh.

Hello, girls.

So terribly wonderful to see you again.

[gasps]

MM.

Could you believe I had a tire blowout

in the middle of the desert, then out of nowhere,

Myrna was there to save me.

Um, not exactly my idea of kismet.

But then again, I'm me, and you're you.

So, uh, way to go, Jer.

Yeah, congrats.

Now, the wedding is in a few hours,

and I'll need your assistance.

Alex, you'll be in charge of the invites.

Clover, decorations.

And Sam, the flowers.

ALL: Whoa.

JERRY: GLADIS?

Here are your wedding essentials.

This is so exciting.

Totally!

Like who better to decorate a wedding than moi?

Who can time true love, Sam?

Now, chop, chop.

Clock is ticking.

OK, hello.

Am I the only one who thinks this whole thing

is happening way too fast?

ALL: Ahh!

[cooing]

SAM: How can you two be OK with this?

It's a bridesmaid's dress.

It's supposed to be ugly.

How else can the bride look good?

Not the dress, the wedding!

I mean, Jerry hardly knows Myrna.

And in case you've forgotten, she is a mega pain in the butt.

Which is exactly why they're perfect for each other.

I know.

I can't believe we didn't think of hooking these two up sooner!

[sighs]

[wedding march playing]

Friend, loved ones, spies, we are

gathered here for the joining of these two agents.

I think we should get Jerry out of the sun ASAP.

He's all burned.

I think someone's a little jealous of his happy glow.

I think both of you should shush, so I can here.

Do you, Myrna Beesbottom, take Jerry Lewis to be

your lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

[gasps]

And do you, Jerry Lewis, take Myrna Beesbottom to be

your lawfully wedded wife?

Do I?

Ah!

By the power vested in me, I now

pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

[wedding march]

[kissing]

[rumbling]

[yelling]

ALL: Jerry!

Hang on, Jer.

Don't worry, Jer, I'm coming.

Whoa!

[crumbling rock]

[whimpering]

We've got you, Jer.

[yelling]

[grunts]

Nice catch, Sam.

[struggling]

Oh!

[grunting]

JERRY: Help.

Oh.

You could have been a goner, Jerry.

Honey?

Smoochiepoo!

Guess that's what they mean by taking the plunge.

Come, my little bunny, the reception is about to start.

Aw.

OK, now why would the cliff just suddenly give way?

Hm.

Aha!

I bet this had something to do with it.

Come on, Sammy.

Let's go.

Yeah, you don't want to miss Jer feeding Myrna caked,

do you?

[sighs] This whole Jerry, Myrna

thing is giving me the creeps.

Something is definitely up, and I'm

gonna figure out what it is.

Did you hear that?

He said I have beautiful yes.

No, he didn't.

He said my smile is fetching.

Will you two focus?

Not only is it way weird that Myrna showed up out

of the blue.

But she didn't even try to save Jerry when he fell.

I mean, she is a former WOOHP agent.

It's like, instinct.

She probably froze in shock.

That happens when someone you love is in danger.

Think about it.

If Myrna wanted something to happen to Jerry,

why would she have a wedding with a bunch of WOOHP agents?

Hm, maybe you have a point.

But something still isn't right.

So talk to Jerry about it.

Yeah, just tell the old guy how you feel all.

You're right.

I'll call him right now.

Hello girls.

- Hey, Myrna. - Where's Jerry?

Why are you answer his phone?

Bunny is taking the day off to recover from his little cliff

side mishap, so I'm filling in.

With over 30 years of experience,

I'm more than qualified.

Right.

Well, just tell him I called.

Ugh.

Myrna filling in for Jerry.

That's it.

I'm going to his house right now.

His house?

How totally intrusive.

Count me in.

Have fun.

I'll be right here if you need me.

On second thought, I better stay here.

Catch you later, Sammy.

Ah.

Ah.

[sighs]

[car driving]

Wow.

It's like I don't know you at all, Jer.

Hey, what's this?

I knew it.

Something is way wrong.

[door opens]

[gasps]

I can't be in the right place.

Smoochiepoo?

Ah, Jerry!

What happened to you?

Hm.

Um.

[footsteps]

Hm.

Oh, my Myrna.

I miss her so.

She's in my heart.

She's in my soul.

She's in my--

[ding]

--muffins.

I'm baking little heart-shaped muffins to match her sweetness.

Have you lost your mind?

The only thing I've lost is my heart to Myrna.

I even wrote a song about her.

(SINGING) My, my, Myrna.

You are in big-time trouble, Jerry.

There's got to be something that's making you act this way.

Oh, yes.

Once a man has a wedding ring, it changes his life, you know.

[gasps] That's it, the ring!

It must be controlling you.

[beeping]

Isn't it beautiful, just like my Myrna?

[gasps] Jerry, look, the diamond--

it's pumping some sort of ooze into you.

Hands off, missy.

Smoochiepoo!

Gee, where's your newlywed glow, Myrna?

It's time for our honeymoon at Niagara Falls.

Now, be a good bunny and go wait in the van.

OK, my lovely, whatever you say.

[door opens and closes]

I don't know what you're up to, lady,

but I won't let you poison Jerry's mind anymore.

Ha!

Do you really think WOOHP would

have assigned me as your nanny if they

thought you could defeat me?

[laughs]

[thuds]

Uh.

[laughs]

Ah!

[grunting] Honeymoon's over, Myrna, and so are you.

[grunts]

[ripping]

Guess again, dearie.

[swooshing]

OK, what's with the throwing stars?

What are you, some kind of ninja-ette?

As a matter of fact, I am.

[grunts] Hiyayaya ya ya ya.

And in my discipline, I also learned

of an ancient Japanese herbal love potion.

So that's what's in Jerry's ring.

Pretty clever, huh?

Which is why I deserve to run WOOHP, not that ninny, Jerry.

And as you've seen, he's in no condition to stop me.

But I am.

Well, not this second.

But just wait till I get out of this mess.

You can try to your little heart's content.

But thanks to Jerry's generosity, WOOHP becomes mine.

[laughs evilly]

Another ancient Japanese herbal concoction.

Enjoy.

Not good.

[bubbling]

[laughs]

[door opens and closes]

[bubbling]

[grunting]

[bubbling]

[fire roaring]

Ah!

Hee!

[fire roaring]

[grunting] Ow.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, hot.

Uh, of course!

I'll sizzle my way out of this mess.

[blows] [grunts] [sighs] That was fun,

but not as fun as ruining Myrna's plans will be.

[popping]

All right, Jer.

I know you bring your work home with you.

Uh, hm.

Bingo.

Huh?

Uh, JAFS?

Oh, Jet Amphibious Flight Suit--

awesome!

Hm, not bad.

Ugh, Jerry, married one day, and suddenly, you

can't pick up after yourself.

Inflatable.

Finally, a purpose for the beret.

[speaking french] to the la cinema?

Pardon?

What she means is [speaking french]

go to the restauranto for some food?

Grub?

Chow?

Clover, Alex, hurry.

Myrna is an evil ninja who's trying to get rid of Jerry

so she can run WOOHP.

Look familiar?

This was in Jerry's tire.

It's the same as the one I found at the cliff

side and the ones Myrna threw at me.

So I see.

Sorry, Guillerme, we have to bid you ado.

Oh, reservoir.

How do you say, "We're off to save

our boss from his evil ninja bride," in French?

[boat driving]

Oh, this is incredibly romantic,

my sweet, not to mention invigorating.

[bubbling]

[boat speeding]

[bubbling]

[boat speeding]

It's about to get even more exciting, my little bunny.

[thud]

You got that right.

Oh!

You-- I should've known to get rid of you

when I was your nanny.

Your little game is over, Myrna.

Get your claws off our Jerry.

Gladly.

[blasting]

JERRY: Woohoo!

Jerry!

JERRY: Woooo!

[boat speeding]

You two go after him.

I'll go after Myrna.

Smoochiepoo.

[giggling] [cheering]

Uh?

[boat speeding]

Ah.

[giggles]

Huh?

[gaps] Ah!

Ah!

Woohoo!

Hoo!

Oh!

[grunting] He's slipping.

Ah!

Clover!

Whoa!

[splash]

I'm fine.

Get Jer.

He's falling too fast.

I can't reach him.

But your inflatable beret can.

Viva la France!

Ugh.

Woohoo!

Cannonball!

[splash]

[thud]

How can two people make romance look so awful?

[yelling]

[blasting]

Ah!

Apparently, Jer's not much of a swimmer.

Way cool.

We can totally breathe and talk underwater.

Yeah but can we find Jer?

Ah.

[yelling]

Jer!

[gasps] Maybe I should become a professional lifeguard.

This is my second save this week.

[boom]

Ya.

[grunts] You can't stop me.

You don't have what it takes.

After those hideous bridesmaids dresses?

Please, someone's going to pay you, and I think it's you.

No! [yelling]

Ah, no, my wedding ring.

Ugh.

Hm?

Oh my.

Did I-- was I--

oh my.

[thud]

Hiyah-ya!

[grunts]

[thuds]

[grunting]

[? [ninja yells] ?]

Advantage-- ninja.

[grunting]

[thuds]

[grunting]

Advantage-- really annoyed spy who hates

people who prey her friends.

[grumbling]

Smoochiepoo?

Bunny?

You have to help me.

Oh, I'll help you out, all right.

No!

I-- oh, oh, oh.

Look how wonderful I am.

I'm irresistible, fantastic, and so clever too.

Freaky.

She's totally worshipping herself even more

than she normally does.

Oh.

[giggles] Oh.

[cooing]

Come on, Jerry.

We need to know who Guillerme digs once and for all.

And your Frances is tres fantastico.

Girls, I'm really not in the mood to translate love poems.

You owe us, Jer.

We saved you from a life of misery.

[giggling]

Where's Guillerme?

Sammy, what did you do with him?

[giggling]

[giggling]

The nerve.

After everything we've been through?

The days together, exchanging heartfelt words,

Guillerme likes Mandy?

It

Did he just tell us she had beautiful eyes?

That two-timer.

[laughs] Not to worry, girls.

Judging by what Guillerme is saying, he doesn't like Mandy.

All he cares about is linings, filters, and skimming.

Really?

That's all he's talking about, the pool?

Really.

Poor Mandy, if only she knew she

was making a fool of herself.

Yeah, like hello.

Anyone can tell if a guy likes them or not.

I mean, please.

Perhaps I was foolish in believing

Myrna was my soul mate, but love is unpredictable.

Not as unpredictable as Myrna, apparently,

who turned out to be evil, but as much as my heart aches

and as much as I regret that the woman I loved

cared only for herself, I do not regret

that I took a chance on love.

Yes?

GLADIS: I felt the same about a stainless toaster oven once.

[music playing]

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