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[beeping]

[theme music]

[explosion]

[beeping]

[bubbling]

Woo hoo hoo!

Woo!

Huh?

Wah!

Woo!

Phew!

Ahh!

Huh?

What's going on?

[screaming]

[beeping]

[bell ringing]

[gasps]

[gasps]

See, I told you I could land in the quad without being seen.

You're right.

Everyone's so worried about being late for class,

they didn't even notice us.

Mandy!

Guess again.

That's my name, don't wear it out.

I prefer not to use it at all, but you keep showing up.

You losers mind telling me what's up with that totally

bizarre, totally pathetic attempt

at a covert Bev High drop-in?

You mean the-- the skydiving club?

It's not covert.

Anyone can join.

Really?

Where do I sign up?

Oh, actually the new session, it

doesn't start until next year, but, uh, we'll keep you posted.

[nervous laughter] [beeping]

CLOVER AND SAM: [gasp]

What is that noise?

Uh, homeroom bell?

Ooh!

[beeping]

Hi, girls.

[shrieks]

ALEX: Mind giving me a hand here?

Huh?

Hi.

Mandy?

Oh, you mean that noise.

That's just the latest plasma PDA with videophone satellite,

and Earthlink.

Uh!

I have the latest everything, and I have never seen this.

Just pull your release cord, Alex.

Hmm.

Ahh!

Uh!

(SHRIEKS) OK.

You freaks are officially up to something,

because no fabric in the world could weather a fall like that.

Except this new microfiber from Paris.

All the trendy boutiques carry it.

You really should update your wardrobe, Mandy.

Well, don't be late for class.

See ya!

Bye!

Ooh!

Uh!

Ooh!

SAM: That was totally close.

From now on, no more parachuting, and I

don't care how late we are.

ALL: Whoa!

[screaming]

[screaming]

Whoa!

Oof!

Good afternoon, girls.

Jerry!

We can't take another mission right now.

We have a midterm to study for.

I'm sorry, girls, but college students have been disappearing

in the Canadian Northwest.

Studying can wait.

We've got student hot spots to check out.

G.L.A.D.I.S.: Compiling a list of hot spots

in the three-mile radius of the college.

Yes, G.L.A.D.I.S., I was about to request that you compile it.

[distorted] List complete.

Hmm.

Burger Buddies, Chilli Vanilli Frozen Yogurt, Das Coffeehaus.

Bingo!

That's the one.

Das Coffeehaus?

How can you be sure?

Puh-lease.

Anyone crazy enough to compete with Mega Coffee Mart

is up to something.

So what gadgets do we have for this mission, Jer?

You'll be issued your head-for-cover hoverboards,

ultrasensitive earring microphone communicators,

mini charm bracelets, and our newest invention--

hot off the design table--

the second skin.

Hot is right.

I want one of those for the prom.

It repels, resists, and releases

any exterior substance.

Ah-ha!

Mandy!

I knew you losers were up to something.

Quick!

Jerry, grab her!

Reprogram her brain!

Tackle her to the ground and shave her head!

Hmm.

You know you want to.

How impressive.

No one has ever cracked WOOHP security before.

Well, what is that?

A club for weirdos?

It's the World Organization of Human Protection.

We help the world--

secretly, of course.

So you're, like, spy?

- Precisely - Uh!

Back off, baldy!

I've got manicured nails, and I know how to use them.

JERRY: Tenacious.

You should see me after a pedicure.

[laughs]

And a quick wit, to boot.

How would you like to join our team?

WHAT?

CLOVER: [screams]

She's the perfect candidate.

Huh?

I've been searching for another spy for weeks now.

And imagine how easy the training will be, since you

girls already know each other.

You mean I get prestige, world travel, a cute little phone,

and I get to torture these losers?

M-hm.

Ah!

Sign me up!

CLOVER: Uh!

Uh!

MANDY: (LAUGHING)

[beeping]

MANDY: Ah! Uh!

Uh!

It is so fast.

(SHRIEK)

(GASPING)

Hello!

A little help here?

It's simple, Mandy.

Just lead with that giant head of yours.

Uh!

What kind of ridiculous accessory is a jet pack anyway?

I mean, it doesn't even match my shoes!

Ugh!

I can't believe we're stuck with her.

It's the absolute worst thing ever!

MANDY: [screams] Uh!

Uh!

[screams]

OK, I have to talk to Jarvis about my defective jet pack.

Jerry.

Whatever.

Just get this fashion faux pas off me!

Either you stop complaining, or we're going

with the head shaving thing!

[gasps]

OK, girls.

It's spy time!

Ooh, which means we need to blend with the college crowd.

[beeping]

[whoosh]

[whoosh] [whoosh]

A beret?

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Forget it.

There is no way you're getting me in that outfit.

Hmm.

[music plays]

OK, girls.

Let's split up.

Sammy, you check out the groovy beads.

Alex, you take the table area.

I'll scope out the espresso bar.

What about Mandy?

Hey!

Where is she?

Hi.

Half caf decaf percent mocha whipped.

Ahh!

You're not here for the coffee, Mandy.

We're here on a mission.

One, the perfect latte is my mission.

Two, I was gonna ask the barista about the missing students.

I'm a spy, too, you know.

Oh!

You don't just ask.

Alex, keep tabs on her.

Me!

No way!

Sam, you do it! - Uh-huh.

I don't think so.

Clover, it's your idea.

We'll draw stir-sticks.

[gasps]

Sorry, Alex.

It's the only way we'll get anything accomplished.

[gasps] Fine.

Nothing out of the ordinary here.

What about you, Alex?

Other than the fact that I'm on a mission with Mandy,

nothing unusual here.

What about you, Sammy?

[gasps] I'm at a dead end.

Hmm.

Whoa!

Uh!

Check that.

Dead end leads to a secret passage.

[bubbling]

Uh!

Ahh!

That's our Percolator 9,000.

Oh!

Hi.

I was, um, I was just looking for the VIP espresso bar.

Go ahead.

Take a little dip.

It's good to the last drop.

No, I-- I really couldn't.

Somehow I think you could.

No!

Uh!

Hm?

[laughs]

[gasps] Huh!

Yuh!

Ah!

[grunts] Uh!

Whoa!

Ahh.

Hmm.

[laughs]

[evil laughter]

Sammy?

Sammy!

Alex, I lost contact with Sam!

Me too!

Mandy, do you still have contact with Sam?

Oh, puh-lease.

I took my earrings off hours ago.

They so do not go with this outfit.

Where's the secret passage?

I don't know, but I'm gonna find out.

[explosion]

I'm so over this case.

Can we leave now?

Listen, Mandy, our best friend is missing,

and if you don't help us find her,

I'll take all your designer clothes

and wash them in hot water.

- [gasps] You wouldn't. - Try me.

Uhh!

Sam!

Where are you?

Sam!

Shh!

Help, don't help-- make up your minds, people.

What is it gonna be?

(GASPS) Sam's earring! ALL: Uh?

[screaming]

Guys!

Just because we caused a stupid little explosion does not

mean that you get to be rude, mister.

We better call Jerry.

How's the mission, girls?

Terrible.

Mandy's totally irritating us, and we lost Sam.

Oh, my.

We found one of her earrings, and it's all charred.

Poor Sammy.

What do you think happened to her?

I'm afraid I don't know, but you should come home.

We're not leaving Sam behind, Jer.

I know it's difficult, but I need

to do an analysis on the earring,

and you need to study for your midterm.

Finally!

Ah, this case is more boring than Clover's hair style.

[laughs]

[beeping]

I can't stand the thought of not knowing where poor Sam is

or if she's OK.

This is all Mandy's fault. If I didn't have to babysit,

I could've helped Sammy sooner.

Why would Jerry do this to us?

It's like our worst nightmare.

Greetings, spy sisters Ahh!

[hits floor]

Man, you guys are like seriously uptight

about this secret agent stuff.

Yeah.

Emphasis on secret, Mandy.

As in, you can't reveal our identities

or we're as good as useless on a mission.

[phone beeping]

ALL: Huh?

Ah.

It's good to see you girls getting along.

Oh!

Now, I just received the analysis on Sam's earring.

Apparently, it was shorted out by really strong coffee.

Then we'd better get back to Das Coffeehaus pronto.

Yeah.

You know, I'm just gonna skip this part of the mission.

I haven't had a chance to show off my new outfit yet.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Let's skip this part.

I meant exactly the opposite of this!

If it was our vote, you wouldn't

be here either, so save your whining for someone who cares.

[sputtering]

[explosion]

[whoosh]

[whoosh]

Someone needs a water purifier.

Duh!

Its espresso.

Slow roast, fine ground for cone filter, but they

really should reconsider.

So Sam must have taken a coffee bath,

and that's how her earring shorted out.

Time for another wardrobe change.

Resist!

OK.

I like coffee, but not that much!

Ah!

Eh!

Gross!

[gasps]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Making you guys supper is one thing,

but being covered in grime is deal breaker.

BOTH: Repel.

[whoosh]

Ew!

Eewww!

[gasp]

You have to mine for coffee beans?

No wonder a cappuccino is so expensive.

They look hypnotised!

Hey, look.

It's your third half.

Sammy!

Sammy, are you OK?

Of course she's not OK.

Look at her hat!

It's pumping her full of java!

Uh! Mmm!

Oh!

[siren]

Mandy!

What?

Like planning an escape is a bad thing?

It is when it sets off the alarm!

Get in your spirals.

Hmm. - [grunting]

There.

See?

Nothing to worry about.

[grunting]

OK. You guys?

You take care of this, OK?

I just had my nails done.

[screams]

[grunts]

Ooh!

[grunting]

[shrieks] Uh!

[grunts]

OK, I think it's time to admit you have a problem.

[evil laugh]

[shrieks]

[shrieks]

[grunting]

Huh?

[growls] Hwah!

Huh?

[shrieks] Uh!

Should've seen that one coming.

Hoowah!

[screams]

[grunts] You weren't thinking of leaving your friends,

were you?

We're not that close.

You!

I knew you were behind this evil plan

to make students dig for coffee beans

and-- what exactly are you doing?

I'm gonna flood the world with my not

just hip, but hypnotizing coffee,

and turn everyone into customers.

Oh, like you'd be the first?

I'm not talking figuratively, cutie.

Hey!

I'm the cute one!

Soon the gates will open, and coffee will literally pour

out and deluge the streets!

Mega Coffee Mart will rue the day

they rejected my application!

I know coffee!

You could learn a little something

about customer service.

Yuh!

[beeping]

[engine roaring]

[gasping and shrieking]

This isn't exactly the lesson I had in mind.

[evil laugh] What do you think, fine or coarse ground?

I really don't make good coffee.

Too bitter.

[nervous laugh]

Don't talk to me about bitter.

Enjoy your last few minutes, 'cause I'm going

upstairs to watch the show.

[evil laugh]

[screaming]

[grunting]

Clover, I don't bend that way!

Well, we need to do something!

And quickly, please.

This rope is hurting my delicate skin.

The floor's open for ideas, Mandy.

Feel free to jump in any time.

Well, lotion will stop the chafing,

but I can't very well apply it when I'm tied up.

I mean for getting out of this mess.

Hello?

Right here.

Don't have to yell.

Uhh!

[shrieking and grunting]

[screaming]

Great idea, Clover.

We'll swing our way out of here and up to the rafters!

[screaming]

Oh, yeah.

I fell much safer now!

Release.

[screaming] Ooh!

Coffee's on!

Take that, Mega Coffee Mart!

[evil laughter]

Ooh!

Uh!

Clover?

Alex?

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

[gasps]

[screams]

What is she doing here?

Uh, give it a sec, and it'll all come back to you.

Oh. Right!

What did we ever do to Jerry?

I don't know.

It's just so good to have you back.

Oh!

That's it!

I am outta here!

[gasps] No!

No!

[screams] This is not fair!

Doesn't that lead to the sewer?

Seems appropriate.

I guess we should help her.

Good luck!

Huh?

Hey!

Uh!

[coughs] Uh!

Espresso will never be the same again!

Sammy!

Oh! Sammy!

Ah!

I'm so glad to see you!

I gotta say, it's good to see you, too, Mandy.

Especially like this [laughs].

[shrieks]

[grunts]

Ah!

[gasps]

Hmm.

Ooh!

Oh!

[grunts]

Ah!

Yah!

[grunts]

Ooh!

[evil laughter]

Now, you didn't actually think you would get away with this.

Uh!

Ah!

Ha!

Ha!

You didn't think you'd actually stop me.

I will be the coffee king!

[evil laughter]

Ooh!

Ah!

Uh-oh.

[screams]

Dude, seriously, it's time for some decaf.

Ooh!

I would rather shop at a discount store

than do this again!

I take it things didn't go well?

I need to forget this horrible, disgusting

mission ever happened.

You have to make it go away.

Hurry, before she changes her mind!

Use the reprogramming tool, Jer!

I don't know, Jer.

I mean, maybe Mandy should be a spy.

Is that a coffee filter in your hair?

[shrieks]

[laughter]

[shrieks] Alex, please, please!

You're compassionate.

Make them understand.

Sam!

Save me, Sammy.

Save my life, sweetheart.

You have to help me!

I just want my old life back.

Clover, please!

Please don't do this to me!

I didn't hear anything!

I won't drink espresso ever, ever, ever.

Please!

[beeping]

[sputtering]

[music plays]

Hmm. Uh!

Uh!

Shouldn't you have a warning label for hair like that?

[laughs] [snorts] Losers.

Ahh.

Isn't life wonderful?

Oh, yeah.

[laughter]

In the middle of the fight, Mandy's hair was like really

funky, and not in a good way.

And her clothes were totally not fitting the way they should.

At first I didn't want to say anything,

because I didn't want to embarrass her, you know,

since she became a spy and all.

But then I'm thinking I should tell her for her own good,

because nobody would want to look that bad.

But a teeny, tiny part of me kind of enjoyed it.

Before I had a chance to tell her, the fight was over.

Next time I'll definitely tell her

when she has the major uglies.

I can do it.

I know I can!

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