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- Got to clear out this cabinet, people.
A lot of these are dead accounts.
"Scranton Mimeograph Corp"?
I don't think we're doing business
with them anytime soon.
That's odd.
A letter from Robert Dunder.
"A valuable artifact has come into my possession.
"I have hidden it until such time as a person
"of strong intellect may safely recover it.
"This golden chalice is of immeasurable historical
and religious significance."
The Holy Grail.
- Did you send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail?
- I think I'm a little too busy these days to s--
Oh, my God.
I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail.
The Dunder Code!
I completely forgot about that prank.
That had to be, like, six or seven years ago.
Stayed late every night for a month.
Had a lot more free time back then.
- I don't get it. - Aha!
A lightbulb.
- Lightbul-- - A lightbulb!
Okay. Okay.
Invisible ink.
- Whoa.
- "Higher than numbers go."
The ceiling above accounting!
- Dwight! Down, Dwight!
Dwight!
- Man, I wish I was there to see his face
when he gets to the end and finds the... fake grail?
No grail?
- You don't remember? - I don't.
- An X.
- Annex. It must open something in the annex.
- [gasps] - Oh.
- Whoa.
- "Sedes Introiti."
Seat of entrance.
[shouts]
- [gasps]
- What? - What?
- That's a flush.
all: The warehouse!
- There's nothing down here.
- Oh, I expected more from young Halpert.
- Let's just forget it.
Forget it.
[cheerful music]
? ?
- So how are we getting on
with our grand social-media initiative?
- Well, we created a fake profile for a really cool guy
named Derek McBlack. - Wow.
- It's just Pete in sunglasses. - Oh.
- And then we had him "like" Dunder Mifflin.
- Then we created a bunch of fake friends for Derek,
and we had all of them "like" Derek's "likes."
- So far, we're only popular with imaginary people,
but we think this is the start of something big.
- You two are geniuses.
And I am a genius putting you two together.
- All right.
- When I joined Dunder Mifflin,
their Web presence wasn't the greatest.
So I created a youth task force...
Erin and Pete.
- Things were a little weird with Erin for a while,
but now we're back to how we were in the good old days--
you know, like, October.
- Pete and I work well together--
not that there's anything special about Pete.
It could be any guy... or girl--
not that I'm into girls.
Not that I'm into Pete.
Ugh, what was the question?
[indistinct chatter]
- Hey. - Hey, Jim.
Peter Rowley at Bridgeport Capital
requested a meeting at lunch. - Okay.
Can we keep it on the early side, though?
I got that thing in Scranton later.
- Oh, sure. - No problem.
- Cece's ballet recital is today.
I cannot wait.
I've been working with her on her move.
It's called the Cece Spin and Kiss.
Do you want to see it? It's kind of like this.
It's pretty cute, right?
- Pfft, "Athlead"?
Please.
They're too lazy to call it "Athletes Lead"?
[scoffs] Jim should just call it "Stumpany,"
for "Stupid Company."
- Nothing stupid about working for yourself,
hanging out with pro athletes,
getting free tickets to the games.
That's why I'm doing it.
- You're working for "Stumpany," too?
- Yeah, just weekends for now,
but pretty soon I'm switching over.
- What? - Yep.
- Hey, Halpert, what's the big idea?
First you jump ship, now you're stealing Darryl, too?
When will it end?
- Well, take your worst fear and multiply it by infinity.
- You won't stop until you've poached us all.
- Yeah. Even you. - No.
I'll be damned if I'm gonna let us lose me.
- Bye, Dwight.
How are you? Good to see you. - Thank you.
- Uh-uh, that ain't happening.
You steal one of mama bear's cubs,
mama bear is gonna take you out.
Sorry, can I do that over again
and say "papa bear"?
- Oh, hey, Nell.
Nellie and I, uh...
totally kissed at the Christmas party.
- No way. - Yeah.
- On the lips?
- Yeah, on the lips, lips on lips.
- Nice.
- Let me know if you hear people talking.
- Right on.
- Hey, Angela?
Did you hear
about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural?
- Ooh, I haven't heard it.
So what about
the Irish-American Cultural Center mural?
Potato?
- Oh, no, Kevin, it's not a joke.
Angela's husband put me up for a--um, just never mind.
- I have no information.
But I'm sure as soon as they know,
they'll call you.
- Senator Lipton helped me submit my design
for a new mural on a building downtown.
Now I'm just waiting to hear from the selection committee.
But, you know, let's be realistic.
There are a ton of great artists in Scranton
with way more experience.
I mean, who are they gonna go with--
some nobody like me or a big name like Tracy Fleeb?
Well, I'm heading out to Cece's dance recital.
- Aw.
- Did I tell you that I was a child dancer?
En pointe by age two.
It permanently stunted my foot growth.
- It's true.
I can fit her whole shoe all the way in my mouth.
- Oh, Kevin. [chuckles]
- Want to see? - No.
- Hey, everybody.
Uh, coffee order is going around--on me.
Just sign your name below. [all murmur]
You're welcome. - Wait.
This says "Dunder Mifflin Loyalty Pledge"?
- This--uh, what? Double mocha latte, please?
You got it. Just sign your name below.
Whatever you want. - "Loyalty Pledge"?
- Come on, Dwight, stop overreacting.
I'm getting all my work done here.
No customers have complained. Nobody even knows.
- Yeah, we'll see about that.
And I will not stop overreacting.
It's the secret to my success.
- About this coffee order you're buying,
can we bet muffins instead or pizza?
I guess what I'm really asking is,
how many pizza per persons can we get on this coffee order?
Is three too many?
[door rattles]
- Bust out your complaint files.
I need everything you've got on Darryl
since he started working for Jim in the last few weeks.
Break it down by keyword, okay?
"Infuriating, irresponsible"...
- They got us set up with Windows 95,
so you're kind of dreaming here.
- Okay, I'm gonna need you to print it out.
[printer beeping, whirring]
[printer whirring loudly]
- If you're not into efficiency
or the quality of your printing,
the dot matrix printer is the way to go.
[printer whirs loudly] They actually don't make
the paper for the dot matrix printer anymore,
but we have a surplus of it in the warehouse,
so I get to keep living this dream every day.
- Hey, Cece, Daddy's gonna have dinner with us tonight
after he comes to your recital.
Are you excited? - Yeah.
- Let's call him.
[line trilling]
- Hey. I was just about to call you.
- Hey, hon, are you close?
- I am still in Philly, actually.
- What? - It's insane.
This huge investor got cold feet,
so I'm stuck here trying to keep him on board.
The whole thing is a freaking cluster--
- Cece's here. - Party.
Hey, sweetheart.
Can you believe it? I'm at a cluster party.
- Hon, I wish you would have told me an hour ago,
when you knew you weren't gonna make it.
- Pam, I couldn't get out.
I barely made it out just to make this phone call.
- I want Daddy. - You're gonna do great.
And you know what? Mommy's gonna record it.
So we'll watch it together.
Do you mind doing that, Pam? - Of course.
- Okay. Are you sure you know how to do video on the phone?
- Yes, Jim, I think I know
how to point a rectangle at something.
- Okay, okay, you know, just sometimes
you're not the best with the phone.
- I know how to operate my phone, okay?
Listen, we're getting close. We will talk to you later.
Say "bye, Daddy."
- Bye, Daddy. - Bye.
Yep. See, you still got to press "end," Pam.
- Press "end."
- Oh, check it out. This is our first real "like."
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh!
- All right, Alan Olifson from North Dakota.
He also likes Hammermill and Georgia Pacific.
- Wow. That guy's really into paper.
- Yeah. - Well done, you two.
- We did it.
Youth task force forever. - Yes.
Bup, bup, bup, bap.
And then--oh, wait.
- No, you go-- - Did I--is that you?
- You go first, and then it's a left turn.
- No, you go--okay. All right, all right.
Okay, start over. - You always mess up.
- Oh, Meredith!
I am so sorry. Are you okay?
- Yeah. No, that was a good shot--
right in the bread basket.
I got to recruit you for my roller-derby team--
[bleep] on Wheels.
- Oh, God. Andy has just started to be nice to me,
and now I've sent his girlfriend into the arms
of a younger man.
And I CC'd him on every incriminating memo.
"Pete and Erin, don't hold back.
"Our social-media presence should be hot, hot, hot.
Go at it vigorously."
I did everything but unzip their pants for them.
Oh, God, Nellie.
Oh! [groans]
- Nice! You took that hit like a beast.
Come up with your own derby name.
I'm [bleep]-chocula.
[indistinct chatter]
- Hey, Mom. - Hi, honey.
- Sorry. - It's okay.
- Oh, um, Jim's not coming. - What?
Hard saving two seats.
- I thought you said she had a husband coming.
- That's what she told me, so...
Where's Jim? - Can't make it.
- Well, I made my husband stand in back
because there weren't enough seats.
- Okay, well, I guess we have a free seat now.
- Well, no, no, no, that's okay.
I don't want him clomping through the row
now that everyone's sitting-- it's rude.
- Well, Jim promised me he was coming, and now--
- Excuse me, do you plan on sitting when the show starts?
- Yeah. - Don't count on it.
- I'm sitting. I'm sitting. Sorry.
- [sighs]
[door closes]
- Mr. Romanko? Are you okay?
I'm so sorry that you felt the need to come in today.
- I didn't. You called, but it's such a small matter--
- Shh. Okay. No, hey, there are no small matters
when it comes to customer loyalty.
We take that very seriously.
Emergency conference room meeting, everyone!
Darryl, let's move! - Well, I--
- I hope you have nothing planned
for the rest of the afternoon. - Actually, I do. I've got--
- Irate customer coming through!
Come on, conference room, everybody! Let's go!
- What are you doing? - Let's move.
Come on, everybody, let's go. Darryl.
This man is livid. Let's go. Let's go.
- Okay. Guys, conference room meeting.
- Again.
- Ooh, Toby. - Nellie, hey.
- Hello. Just the person-- - How's it going?
- All right. Well, I need your human resources guidance.
Um... - Okay.
- [chuckles] I don't want to name names,
but I am aware
of an inappropriate relationship in the office.
- You are, are you?
- Mm, yes. - [scoffs]
Is it...
naughty?
- Yes. Yes, I suppose it is.
Um, and I was just wondering if I should, um--
if I should do something.
- Do everything.
- Right.
- [groans] [door opens]
[door closes]
- Welcome, moms, dads, and friends.
Your little ladybug ballerinas
are backstage getting ready now.
- [whispering] You know what?
I'm gonna go up front and get a better shot.
- They've been working really hard on these routines,
so, please, feel free to show them your love and support
with your applause.
After the concert, we'll have lemonade in the back,
along with sugar-free sugar cookies,
made by Dylan's mommies.
- [whispering] Hey, um, I'm sorry.
Would any of you be willing to trade sea--
- Shh. - Okay, I know.
Would you be able to trade seats?
Because my husband couldn't be here, and I'm just--
I'm trying to record the thing for him.
- Okay. - Oh, thank you.
- Why?
- Shh.
The lady has to get her perfect shot,
so we all have to be uncomfortable.
[sighs, grunts]
- "Customer loyalty."
What is it?
Can you hold it in your hand?
Can you nudge it with your finger?
Can you dump it on a woman?
No.
Why? Because it's an idea.
But what does it mean?
- Ooh, it's when you get a free sandwich
after you've already eaten ten sandwiches.
- Not even close.
Mr. Romanko has been a client for 20 years.
He came in today in a rage.
Why? Because of Darryl.
Because Darryl was focusing on outside projects
and needs to remember his first priority--
the client.
- I wouldn't say a rage.
- Mr. Romanko, we were a day late on one of your deliveries,
but two of our trucks were down for repairs.
It's very unlikely it would happen again.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- No, you're not going anywhere, okay?
You are angry, and we are gonna hear you out, all right?
Because business is about relationships,
and the key to relationships is what, Darryl?
L...
- Loyalty. - Loyalty.
- Loyalty is exactly right. - Thank you.
- Yes. I mean, it is everything.
Let's all ask ourselves, have we been faithful
in our relationships? - Mm.
- That's none of your damn business.
- Angela and her husband have always been faithful
to each other, right, Oscar?
- Yeah, I've met her husband, only briefly,
but I can't imagine Angela ever cheating on him.
- Wait. Is this about Bob and his secretary?
Because she was a liar, and he told me so.
- No, this is about Darryl and his loyalty
to this company.
- Yes, it is all about Darryl.
Darryl is "dating" Dunder Mifflin.
- Darryl is dating Val...
still.
- But he's flirting
with Jim's company on the side.
And we all know what flirting can lead to.
- Yep, getting your knees dirty
out back behind the Hometown Buffet.
- Oh, dude, I take my grandma there.
- Oh, Nellie is right.
Flirting is so bad.
- I'm sorry.
Do I still need to be here? - Yes.
- I'm still having a bit of trouble
understanding the importance of loyalty.
So let's-- let's use an example.
Take Erin.
Erin's boyfriend, Andy, is away across the ocean.
- Yeah. - So is it all right
for her to flirt with Creed, for example?
- Let's try it out.
- No, let's--let's-- let's not say Creed.
Let's say Mr. X.
- Well, I think it would be immoral
for Erin to cheat on Andy.
- Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't you cheat on Andy?
- Yes. And he didn't like it.
- Does Mr. X know that Erin has a boyfriend,
or did Erin keep that from Mr. X?
- Okay, this is really hard to follow.
Can we just say Pete,
because that's the guy that Erin's flirting with?
- [clears throat]
- Ladies and gentlemen, the little ladybug ballerinas.
["Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" plays]
? ?
all: One, two, three.
[cell phone ringing]
- Really? - Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
ballerinas: One, two, three.
- [whispering] Hello?
Yes, this is Pam Halpert.
I got the mural? Oh, my God!
all: Shh!
- [whispering] Um, I'm sorry. I have to go.
My daughter's a ladybug.
I know that doesn't make any sense.
Um, thank you, thank you.
- You're very rude.
- Yes, very rude. - [normal voice] Shh!
Kids are dancing.
? ?
- Thank you so much for coming.
Darryl and I will be here to serve you for years
and years and years and years.
[chuckles] So should we go call Jim
and go tell him to go screw himself?
- Dwight, look,
I'm sorry you're having a hard time with this, okay?
Athlead is my future.
No disrespect to Dunder Mifflin,
but if I can have fun at work, I want that.
- It can't be more fun than selling paper
and paper products. - It can.
- Are you pretending to be crazy, huh?
- Pete's younger and better-looking,
so I don't have a chance with him.
I'm Team Pete.
- Look, Andy may be older,
he may be less attractive,
he may be a bit of a yutz.
- But?
- That's all.
I'm just saying, he may be those things.
- As a man, I can't tell who's more attractive.
I can only tell which women are more attractive.
- Well, Andy's cute, but he's too vanilla,
whereas Pete-- he's just one sick dude.
I mean, you know this guy
likes to get weird. - Phyllis.
- See, I just can't even tell who's more attractive.
They look exactly the same to me,
you know, on account of me being a man.
- I'm just gonna say this one more time.
Pete and I haven't done anything.
- It's true. - Yeah, right.
With slammin' bods like that, they ain't playing checkers.
- People, it's 2013.
Erin is a strong, independent woman.
Who says she has to end up with any man?
- I just think Pete's too short.
- Stanley, I'm 5'10".
- Aren't we all?
- Look, let's not forget, Andy is their boss.
He's our boss.
And if they choose to pursue this,
it could mean a whole lot of trouble
for all of us.
- What do you mean, all of us?
- Well, mainly, for whoever it was put them together
in the task force, which was Creed.
- N--
I probably did say that.
- If this is what Erin wants,
I say let her pursue whatever pleasures present themselves.
I'm so sick of us thinking and thinking
and not listening to what our bodies are telling us to do.
- Can everyone please stop speaking for me?
Andy is my boyfriend. Pete and I are just friends.
And that's the end of it. Right, Pete?
- That is correct.
Come on, guys, where is this even coming from?
- Your feelings for Erin?
Probably your heart...
and a little bit your penis.
[all groan]
- Nellie, you have to shut down youth task force.
I'm not sure if you need
to start a new task force to do that,
but, please, just do whatever it takes.
- I suppose that will-- that will be all right, yeah.
Most relationships eventually die on their own,
but sometimes they just need a little pillow over the face.
You're welcome, Andy.
And you're welcome, my own ass.
- Listen, I appreciate you taking the time with me.
- Peter, please, we completely understand
your concerns here.
Let us just show you the latest projections.
Jim?
- Uh, Wade actually has those on the road,
but he's gonna be calling in with those numbers any second.
So just hold on one s-- [cell phone vibrates]
Oh, actually...
Uh, nope. That is my wife.
Again, he'll be calling in any second.
- Hey, uh, give me a call back when you get a chance.
Cece did great, and I want to tell you something.
This is a huge deal.
The Irish-American Center is right downtown,
so this mural is gonna be seen by everybody,
not just the Irish...
who are great, by the way.
The Irish are great.
They have an amazing heritage-- [engine turning over]
[horn honks] Oh.
Sorry.
Rolling green hills, shamrocks--they've got it all.
Ballerina moms.
- Hey, boss, you got to jump on a delivery.
- I don't do that anymore. - That's what they told me.
- [sighs]
All right, let's get this over with.
- You looking for fun?
It just found you!
Whoo! [laughs]
[engine turning over] Here we go! Yeah!
- Yes, we will be delivering a shipment of paper today,
but I will also be delivering you a big shipment of fun!
- ? Tonight ?
? We are young ? - ? We are fun ?
If you type the word "fun" into the search bar,
this band comes up.
Guess what they're called. - fun.
- How did you know?
They're called fun. How fun is that?
You got to watch out, though.
Hit the wrong letter,
and you'll end up with something called "funk."
Ugh. Undanceable.
Ugh.
- How far is this place? [turns off radio]
- Uh, not far at all,
but I thought along the way, we could play some sports.
[chuckles]
- [sighs] Fun.
- Yeah, baby, that's the name of the game.
Whoo!
You know what? It's getting a little bright in here.
Can you just put your, uh, visor down?
What? No way, lottery scratchers!
This is insane.
- Pigskin Pick 4.
- That's football, right?
Oh, wow. This job is a sports lover's dream!
[laughs] Whoo.
- Hey, really nice job in that meeting in there.
- Oh, thank you. I don't know. I sort of thought I--
- So proud of you, hon.
- Oh, I don't know. Okay.
- I'm just curious, though--
what do you have against Pete and Erin?
- Well, Andy wrote me a really nice recommendation letter
for the adoption agency,
and I-I just sort of felt I owed him one.
- Pete's a pretty cool guy, though,
and Andy was a terrible lover to Erin.
He basically ignored her and left on a boat.
- I didn't really think about it like that.
- Yeah, well...
not everybody has what we have.
- "What we have"? - Mm-hmm.
- I just remembered...
I kissed that man.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
- Yes. Fast food.
I'll take a burger over a gross Philly cheesesteak any day.
- They have fast food in Philly.
- Not like this. - Exactly like this.
- And your milkshake.
- Thank you. - It's 30 degrees out.
You're drinking a milkshake?
- Nope.
Fire in the hole!
[laughs] Oh, yeah!
Now, that's what working at a paper company's all about!
[keys jingle] Wait. What are you doing?
No, I need the k-- We have to go.
- You just threw a milkshake in a restaurant
where they make minimum wage. - It's a YouTube thing.
Let's go. Let's go. Come on, they're coming.
She's coming. - Hello.
Hello. I'm very sorry about what just happened.
- There's milkshake everywhere.
- Oh, my friend's gonna come in and clean it up.
- What? No, I'm not.
Absolute--
Does no one here understand fun but me?
- Anyone want to see the video from Cece's recital?
- Oh, I would love to, but I am swamped...
with that.
- I'll watch it.
Let's get this over with.
- All right, you don't have to.
- Let's get this over with, Pam.
- Okay.
[applause]
- Oh. - Wait. What?
Excuse me. Sorry, I'm in a rush to get back to work.
Oh, no.
I took a phone call in the middle of taping,
and then when I went to turn it back on,
I must have turned it off. - User error.
I heard it happened to other people.
- Oscar, don't rub it in.
I'm sure Pam is already kicking herself
for choosing a phone call over her child.
- Well, it was an important phone call.
I haven't told anyone here about the mural yet.
I want Jim to be the first to know.
Whenever I tell him good news,
he's always like, "Beesly!"
I love that.
Only thing better than getting the job--
"Beesly!" [chuckles]
- Hey. - Hello, Peter.
[copier lid closes, copier whirring]
- Why'd you throw a milkshake at me, man?
- I didn't throw a milkshake. I fired in the hole.
Besides, I bought it. I can do whatever I want with it, man.
- What he means is, can he help you clean it up now?
- No, that's not--
Okay.
- It barely even feels like a prank anymore.
- You missed a spot.
- Fire in the hole!
- Go, go, go, go! [tires screeching]
- Ha ha!
Yeah, joke's on you, buddy!
They make you come back and clean it up!
- I am sorry that that was so awkward
for you two in that meeting.
But I am going to have to reassemble
the youth task force.
- Oh, no, I really don't think that's a good idea.
- Well, that is not your call. I made the decision.
You have no choice in the matter,
and everybody knows it.
- Well, okay, then.
- I guess we don't have a choice.
- Nope.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Lady...
You never stop surprising me.
- [sighs]
[clears throat]
- What? What was that?
Did I just hear you laughing with glee?
- No.
I was clearing my throat.
- [sighs]
I just don't understand.
Today had all the elements of fun.
Large vehicle, check. Pointless mischief, check.
Paper distribution, check, check, check.
Slinging paper is not the high-octane thrill ride
of "The Fast and the Furious."
It is a slow, methodical series
of heart-thumping adventures, like "Star Trek."
Sure, I know, a lot of kids have posters
of athletes on their walls.
Well, I have a poster on my wall turned around
so I can appreciate
the high-gloss, 80-bond poster paper.
They tell me Kathy Ireland is on the other side,
and that's not as sexy to me.
We're living the dream!
And Darryl wants to live in a nightmare
of sports marketing.
Some people just can't appreciate a good thing
when they have it.
- Good night. - Night.
- Night. - Night, Creed.
[cell phone rings]
Hey. - Hey.
- So how's it going?
- We lost Bridgeport Capital.
I have no idea what happened.
It's like everything I did, he just wouldn't go for it.
- I'm so sorry.
- I have no idea where we're gonna come up with this money.
We have to work insanely hard over the next few weeks.
- Oh. I'm sorry.
I feel like you've already been working insanely hard.
- Can you figure out how to upload Cece's dance recital?
I definitely could use a pick-me-up.
- Um, actually, funny story-- I didn't get it.
I shouldn't have been so cocky
about my rectangle-holding skills after all.
- You're not serious, are you?
You didn't get any of the recital?
- No, I got the teacher introducing them
and then the applause afterwards.
But not so much of the middle part.
- Come on, Pam.
Pam, I asked you if you could use the phone,
and you swore that you knew how.
- Yeah, okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sure we can get a copy. A lot of people were taping it.
- Oh, great, so we'll see somebody else's kid
with Cece in the background?
I mean, it's really not that hard to film a video.
- Is there--um... [scoffs]
You want to ease up a little bit?
- Look, Pam, I don't know what to tell you.
I mean, what do I do? It's gone.
That moment's just gone. I missed it.
- I don't know, Jim--maybe you should have been there.
- You're not serious, right?
I mean, how is that fair?
I'm in Philly. These are my days in Philly.
You've agreed to this.
- You know what?
I don't think you want to start
a conversation with me about what's fair, okay?
This is way more intense than I ever--
- Pam, I'm not explaining this to you--
Pam, I'm not going over this again.
I don't know how else-- - Jim, we--we need you.
- I don't know how else to tell you, okay?
I'm doing everything I can every week
to bring home something... - I am--I am--
- For our fam-- - I am trying to make
everything perfect here, okay?
So that you can have everything that you want.
- I'm doing this just for me?
Is that what I'm doing? I'm doing it just for me?
If that's what you think, then this is a really sad night.
But you know what? I got to go.
Okay? - Yep.
- We'll talk tomorrow?
- Yep. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
- All right. Great. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
- Bye. [sniffles]
[sniffles, cries]
- Hey, you okay?
- What am I doing wrong, Brian?
- Nothing. You're doing the best you can.
- Brian. - Give her a minute.
Give her a minute. - [crying]
- Hey, it's--it's just a tough situation, all right?
- [sniffles] It's getting tougher.
I just didn't know that it was gonna be this hard.
- Yeah.
Let's turn the cameras off. Seriously, guys.
Enough. Enough.
- Thank you.
- Fire in the hole!
- [screams]
- Go, go, go, go! [tires screeching]
[laughter]
- I nailed that guy, dude. - Oh, yeah.
- And replay.
- Fire in the hole! - [screams]
- Go, go, go, go! [tires screeching]
[laughter] - I nailed that guy, dude.
- [sighs]
I'm gonna miss the paper business.
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