Original subtitles

[music playing]

There, finished.

Tomorrow, Phil's Barbecue Bonanza will

finally be over for business.

[grunting sound]

Whoop.

Better check on the meat shipments,

make sure everything ready for tomorrow's cook-off.

Get your hands off me, you varmint!

[music playing]

I just love these old-style rope bridges.

Yeah.

They're totally cool.

And totally rickety.

Why couldn't the villain have used that bridge instead?

[rope unraveling]

Huh?

[snap]

[screaming]

Just great!

This rope is so going to take my mani.

Quick!

Clover, drop and give us a hand!

The water's all grody after the spring thaw.

I'm not going swimming in there.

Hurry!

We can't hang on much longer!

You two will be fine!

You're super spies, remember?

[screaming]

[music playing]

Oh!

[music playing]

But, but-- but I just got my hair done,

and you know how cold water makes me frizz.

So you picked your coif over your best friends!

Some apology!

Look, I know you're mad, but you're safe.

I'm safe. WOOHP got the bad guy.

Can't we just forget the whole river thingy ever happened?

No!

You know what your problem is, Clover?

You are the type of girl who is afraid to get her hands dirty!

What are you talking about?

I'm totally a hands-on type of girl!

Right.

Were you a hands-on type of girl last week

when you called me out of an exam

because there was a spider in your locker?

Or two weeks ago, when you refused

to nab the florist villain because he

smelled like earthworms?

Or the time when you--

OK, OK.

I know I can sometimes be a girly-girl.

But you're forgetting all the times

I have been there for you.

You're my bestest friends in the whole world.

You can always count on me.

Maybe we are being too hard on you.

Can you help me get this mud out?

Super grody.

Who knows what's in all that caked-on gunk.

You are priceless!

Thanks.

Uh, not in the good way.

OK, OK!

Next mission, I'll prove I'm a hands-on girl.

Mud, gunk, goo, even spiders! Bring it on!

I know I'm not exactly up on my fashion,

but since when is the derelict look chic?

Since about 20 minutes ago when we pulled ourselves out

of a raging river.

Come on!

It wasn't that bad.

Well, in that case, job well done.

Now, for the reason I called you here,

several people are missing from a nearby rural town--

a butcher, a leather shoes saleswoman,

and most recently the owner of a new barbecue restaurant.

Any leads on who may be responsible?

That's where it gets strange.

Broccoli and carrot residue were found

at all three crime scenes.

Nothing surprises me anymore, even if it is way freaky.

We'd better check it out.

Now, you'll need some gadgets for your mission.

Oh, GLADIS.

You'll need the sonic disintegrator boom box,

the suction-cupped bottom go-go boots, and three

headband search lights.

Cool!

They're just like the kind miners used to wear,

only way more fashionable.

Ah!

Oops.

Be careful girls.

And keep me posted on your progress.

Whoa!

Progress post number one.

We're out of here.

[music playing]

Hey!

Hey.

Whoa!

No malls, no billboards, no movie places?

I am bored just flying over farmland.

Where should I put her down?

There.

My research shows it's the only farm in town that grows

both broccoli and carrots.

Great detective work, Sammy.

Plus the corn is a great place to hide the chopper.

[music playing]

Great place to land, huh?

This corn silk is totally--

Is Totally what, Clover?

Yeah.

What would a hands-on type of girl think of corn silk?

If you'd let me finish, I was going

to say this corn silk is totally,

uh, great for split ends.

Plus the natural look is so in.

Right.

Tell it to someone who's buying.

Hmm?

[whirring noise]

Do you hear that?

I can hear it.

I just can't see it over all this, uh, fabuloso corn.

We'd better check it out.

But first, let's do a wardrobe change in case anyone sees us.

[music playing]

I really should rethink my position on gingham.

We all look super cute.

Now that we all blend in a little better,

let's find out where that weird noise is coming from.

Good news!

I can see a farmhouse!

ALEX: Wow!

That new country sure is powerful stuff.

[grunt]

Get your hands off me!

[music playing]

Grody!

I broke his hand off!

Hey, it's broccoli, just like Jerry mentioned.

ALEX: Help!

Hold on, Alex!

[music playing]

Sorry!

At least it scared off the attackers!

Speaking of which, what was up with that?

CLOVER: I don't know!

But it's definitely not the warm country

welcome I was expecting.

Huh?

What are you doing on my land?

Hi!

We were, uh, uh, just looking for some farmwork.

Know of any?

Hmm.

You girls got any experience?

Tons Tons.

We can milk cows, slop pigs, feed the chickens, whatevs.

We just love getting our hands dirty.

Right, girls?

Definitely.

Can't get enough of the dirt.

I don't have any animals on my farm, just

organic fruits and veggies.

That's even better!

I'm a vegetarian.

Hmm.

Since you put it that way, I'll give you girls a chance.

I'm out here all alone and could sure use the help.

Guess we'll just see who likes to get their hands dirty now.

Is that a challenge?

Think you can handle it?

And then some!

[music playing]

Whoa.

[music playing]

Now that's what I call getting your hands dirty.

[music playing]

I've never been so exhausted in my entire life.

I can't believe we spent an entire day working when

we should have been spying.

Think of it as research.

We needed to get inside the head of regular farmpeeps.

And if this is how they live, I want back out!

Is that a spider?

It's a farm, Clover.

Did you think Farmer John was gonna to put

us up in a five-star hotel?

OK, maybe not a five-star, but this is definitely a no-star.

Luckily, I'm so tired, I could sleep standing up.

Hmm.

That's weird.

What's weird?

If Farmer John is out here all alone, then who are they?

I don't know, but those two super hotties totally make

me want to rethink farm life.

They must be his sons.

The family resemblance is undeniable.

The photo was taken last month.

Where could they be?

[whirring noise]

You guys hear that?

It's the same noise we heard earlier.

It seems to be coming from that old barn.

From rustic to decrepit!

This night just keeps getting worse and worse!

It kind of sounds like a merry-go-round,

though I'm guessing not nearly as merry.

[whirring noise]

Only one way to find out.

Haven't you ever seen a horror movie, Sammy?

Dank cellars always spell trouble!

Yeah, but we're starring in a spy movie

where we have to save the day.

I hate it when she's right.

[music playing]

Whoa.

Guess that explains the noise!

Yeah!

Thought would someone please explain everything else?

JOHN: [laughter] Good evening, animal unfriendly townsfolk.

And welcome to the moment that's gonna

change your lives forever.

Let me out of here, you no good produce-pushing varmint!

Now, now, I know you're angry.

But trust me, once you undergo the transformation,

you'll be much happier.

Hmm.

Why, even my sons were once leather-wearing

carnivores like you.

But ever since the transformation,

they've become sympathetic soldiers in my vegan army.

Vegan army?

What's he talking about?

And what's this transformation thing he keeps mentioning?

Oh!

What a waste of two perfectly good cuties!

Intruders!

Get them!

[music playing]

Way to blow our cover, Clover.

Someone's got to stick up for human rights, especially when

those humans are tres handsome.

[music playing]

Now I know why I hate carrots!

Back off, broccoli boy!

Hey!

Where'd my hand go?

Even if you are formerly hunky,

it's time to turn you into nutritious coleslaw!

Think we showed them.

[music playing]

You were saying?

[laughter]

[music playing]

Wow!

For a vegan, you're just stubbornly good at hog-tying.

The only thing worse than a meat eater is a spy.

But don't worry, soon you'll see things my way.

Somehow I seriously doubt that.

Yeah.

There is no way we'll willing go along

with your crazy produce plans.

You won't have a choice when my centrifuge

combines your genes with the genes of the fresh produce.

[whirring noise]

Now, if you'll excuse me, my boys and I have

a local pig farmer to recruit.

OK.

He is definitely on my top 10 wackiest

villains of all time list.

Yeah, let's talk about that later.

Right now we got to get off this thing!

[music playing]

Suction-cup bottom go-go boots, don't fail us now!

[music playing]

Come on!

Just a little bit more!

Whoa!

Let's hit it, girls!

We have a crazed organic farmer to foil!

Guess my mom was right.

Veggies really do make you big and strong.

[music playing]

Love to stick around, but we have to be going.

[music playing]

Great thinking, Alex!

[music playing]

Seeya never, fruitcake!

It's official.

My favorite comfort food in the whole world, veggie lasagna,

will never taste the same after today!

[music playing]

Huh?

Look!

That must be Farmer John!

Does he seriously think he can outrun a state-of-the-art

WOOHP chopper in a tractor?

He wants to turn the world into militant produce people.

Obviously, he's not thinking clearly.

No worries.

I've got a brilliant plan.

[music playing]

One cray farmer and his two scary sons coming right up.

They can't catch me!

My tractor's powered by corn!

Yeehaw!

It's scary all right, just not in the right way.

OK, take two.

[music playing]

Man, this giant hook is harder to operate than it looks.

Come on, Clover.

Third time's the charm.

[music playing]

Got it!

Way to go, Clover!

Now all I got to do is reel him in.

[beeping] - Wait!

It's too heavy!

[screaming]

[music playing]

Alex!

Sam! [beeping]

Hmm?

[music playing]

What is it with us and dirt today?

I don't know.

But no matter what we do, we just can't seem to stay clean.

Sammy!

[screaming]

[music playing]

Uh, nice piggy, piggy.

OK, you don't want to come too close.

No, really. No!

[music playing]

Stop it!

Clover!

Are you OK, girls?

We will be when you get down here and save us!

Uh.

Guess there's only one thing left

to do-- get my hands and feet and everything else dirty!

Huh?

Oh!

I'm not even gonna think about what's

probably in all this gunk.

[music playing]

Come on!

Farmer John and his sons couldn't have gotten far.

[laughter] Say goodbye to your hog farming ways, Mr. Pitt.

Time To be transformed.

On the count of three!

One, two, three!

Gotcha!

[music playing]

Not so fast, girly!

I was a champion.

Could take down cattle from 200 yards.

I was champion, too.

Bev High cheerleader of the year!

Hey!

Where'd you go?

Right here, Farmer Loser!

[music playing]

This ought to hold your for a while.

Whoa!

Nice rope work, clover!

Now that that situation's tied up,

we could use a little help over here.

[music playing]

[engine sounds]

Incoming!

[music playing]

Time to bring in the harvest!

[music playing]

That's right.

Clover always gets her militant produce man.

Uh, maybe not?

Farmer John's getting away!

Not if this cowgirl has anything to say about it!

[music playing]

Yeehaw!

[music playing]

Yeehaw!

Wow.

Once she gets her hands dirty, there's just no stopping her.

[helicopter sounds]

Excellent work, agents.

Are you sure this is gonna work, Jer?

Let's hope so because if the townsfolk keep

rotting at this rate, we're in big trouble.

[whirring noise]

Awesome!

Looks like another freaky case is officially closed.

Uh, not yet.

This is from us to you.

A present, for me?

What is it?

Open it and see.

A weekend retreat at the Desert Relaxing Resort and Spa

You really came through for us this weekend.

We just wanted to say sorry for doubting you.

And thanks for getting down and dirty

and being suck a rocking, hands-on type of gal!

Herbal mud wraps?

Detoxifying mud baths?

French mud facial treatments?

You'll spend the entire weekend

immersed in nothing but mud!

Isn't that exciting? - Ugh!

Thanks, but I think I've had all the mud

I can handle for a while.

[music playing]

Being on the farm has taught me a few tricks to achieving

that cute cowgirl look.

First, you'll need an adorable gingham dress

and two super cute hair braids.

Add bronzing powder for that healthy, outdoorsy glow

and a bit of glass to complete the au naturel look.

And finally, every cowgirl needs a cowboy.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go rustle one up.

Hey!

Hey!

Gotcha!

[music playing]