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[beeping]

[theme music]

[explosion]

[light music]

I can't believe not a single one of my evil schemes

has worked.

I would have defeated my goody two shoes brother, Jerry,

a long time ago if those pesky spy girls

didn't always get in the way.

[yelling]

Is this what a super-villain's headquarters looks like?

Is it?

And my Grand LAMOS has been whittled down to just two.

Two!

What's a villain to do?

Hold on, Chief.

I got a great idea that'll solve all of your problems.

Really?

What is it?

LAMOS should throw a dance party.

Nothing boosts team moral more than dancing.

Oh, I might as well just give up.

Relax Terence.

I've got everything under control.

My latest fashion accessory is guaranteed

to neutralize those nasty girls, once and for all.

Then LAMOS will finally be able to take out Jerry and WOOHP.

That's sounds deliciously evil, Helga.

Deliciously evil.

[music playing]

Nothing like a little shopping spree to make a girl happy.

And nothing like a huge shopping spree

to make a girl totally happy.

Oh, what a day.

We've harvested some seriously fabulous fall fashions.

I mean, hello, perfect for the first day of autumn or what?

Awesome!

You'll be setting the trend for the whole season.

Way to copy me, loser.

Quick, take a pic.

What are you doing, Mandy

Getting undeniable proof that I bought the blouse first,

and your just a big poser.

Nice try, Clover, but you'll never be as fashionable as moi.

Looks like I'm returning this blouse ASAP.

Look on the bright side.

At least you and Mandy won't be showing up

at school in the same outfits.

Huh?

That's strange.

I know every inch of The Groove and I've

never seen that cart before.

It can only mean one thing.

A new shopping opportunity!

Mmm.

Welcome, girls.

Obviously, you have an appreciation

for the finer things in life.

You look kind of familiar.

Have we met before?

Perhaps on a runway in Paris.

Or maybe a salon in Milan.

Um, maybe.

Enough small talk.

I can tell that you girls have a keen eye for fashion.

And are looking for a must have accessory for the fall.

Whoa, she's good.

I have exactly what you're looking for.

Voila!

These are the coolest bracelets I've ever seen.

And best of all, Mandy doesn't have them yet.

We'll take three.

Perhaps you'd like to wear them home.

It will give you a head start on the fashion season.

A premature public showing.

I don't think so.

The first day of fall isn't until tomorrow.

And as everyone, except Mandy, knows

fashion patience is a virtue.

Yes, a virtue.

Well, enjoy your bracelets.

I have a feeling they'll change your lives.

[music playing]

[dinging]

Is it me or is shopping sometimes harder than

the missions we go on?

[dinging]

Speaking of missions, I think we're about to be--

Next time we're taking the stairs.

Whoa!

Don't you girls ever get tired of shopping?

Tired of shopping?

Get real, Jare.

It's one of life's great pleasures.

You should try it some time.

Perhaps I will.

Right now, however, I'm more concerned

about the USO that's been sighted

off the coast of Los Angeles.

USO?

An unidentified submerged object.

And it's the same shape and size as my brother

Terence's LAMOS sub.

It's probably nothing.

Good.

Then we can check it out later.

Right now we have a fall wardrobe to try on.

But, as I haven't heard from my evil brother in a while,

I'd like you girls to check it out ASAP.

Don't super spies ever get a day off?

Not as long as evil is working overtime.

Now you'll need some gadget for your mission.

Oh Gladys.

For this mission, you get the heat sensor motion detector sun

glasses, the net throwing, extendable [inaudible] mascara,

and our latest gadget, the porcupine quill hair brush.

Would you girls like a demonstration on how it works?

It really is quite innovative.

Don't sweat it, Jare. We'll figure it out.

Looks like our fashion show will have to wait.

[music playing]

Sometimes being a spy for WOOHP

can be seriously annoying.

Totally, we're always too busy on missions

to do the stuff we really like.

No wonder Mandy scoops up all the good fashion

stuff before we do.

I know it stinks.

But the fastest way to get back to our regular lives

is to complete this mission.

Looks like we found the LAMOS sub.

Now let's get this over with.

That's the LAMOS sub all right.

I'd recognize that rust anywhere.

[suspenseful music]

OK, the hatch is open.

Can you say suspicious?

Yeah, let's do a little pre-entry

scouting with our heat sensor motion detector sunglasses.

[gasping]

Looks like we're going to have to deal with the LAMOS

welcoming committee.

[suspenseful music]

Huh?

[suspenseful music]

We're close, come on.

I just know this saltwater is going to ruin my boots.

Whatever it is, it's in here.

On three.

1, 2, 3.

Freeze.

Now let's check out our catch of the day.

Ewe!

Well, other than the crabs, this sub is way deserted.

Where do you figure Terrence is?

Maybe we'll find some answers in here.

Check it out.

It's an online captain's log.

Nice hacking, Sammy.

It says that Terence has had enough of crime.

He's disbanding LAMOS and moving back to England

to become a dog groomer.

Bonus.

Looks like our work here is done.

Doesn't something seem kind of weird

to you that Terence suddenly decided to go straight?

Not really.

I mean, it's not like he was any good at being a criminal.

Yeah, and if he does turn bad again,

we'll be there to take him down.

Now let's call Jerry.

Hello, ladies.

How's the mission going?

Awesome.

On account of we won't have to worry about the LAMOS anymore.

Are you quite sure?

According to his log, your brother

went home to groom dogs.

Hmm.

Canine grooming always was his special gift.

Well, let's hope it's for real girls.

I'd love to have our LAMOS days officially behind us.

Us too, Jare.

In the meantime, I'll dispatch a few agents

to England to check in on him.

Sweet, there's still time for the post-shopping

spree fashion show after all.

Woo hoo!

I can't believe WOOHP's best agents actually

fell for the fake captain's log trick.

Maybe my luck is changing.

All right.

So we can have our dance party after all.

This outfit just demands compliments.

Oh, is it getting hot in here?

Nope, it's just me.

On a scale of 1 to 10, this hat is a wow.

I'm totally ready for my close-up.

Forget about diamonds, shoes are definitely

a girl's best friend.

You can't put a price on style like this.

Girls, I think we just earned our way

into the shopping hall of fame.

Now it's time to top off our look with our new bracelets.

Suddenly, I don't feel so good.

I need to sit.

Yeah I'm getting woozy too.

Maybe it's from trying on all those clothes.

Whoa, we really should have paced ourselves.

[suspenseful music]

[music playing]

Oh.

Hmm, The Brit Boutique.

Maybe I ought to take a lesson from the girls

and do a little shopping.

After all, it is one of life's great pleasures.

Ascots, umbrellas, bowler hat.

Now this is what I call a store.

It makes me feel like I'm back home.

I know what you mean, brother.

Terence.

I had hoped I'd seen the last of you.

Don't worry, brother.

Soon we'll part forever.

Feel the power of the LAMOS.

Unfortunately, none of them is my size.

Here is the latest look for the man who

is about to lose everything.

I must say Terence, these can't be your best henchmen.

They are, for now.

But never mind them, this is personal.

In that case, I guess it's time to teach

you yet another lesson.

I'm not afraid.

Come and get me.

Always were just a big talker.

Any last words, brother dearest?

[groaning]

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Yes.

I win.

My head is pounding.

What time is it?

Time to get more sleep.

I feel totally exhausted.

I feel mega disoriented.

Plus I've got a nagging feeling that I'm forgetting something.

I know what you mean.

Like, why are we sleeping on the floor?

We must have passed out after our fashion show.

We better hustle or we're going to be late for school.

[music playing]

Apparently, crime doesn't pay, for repairs.

So what do you have in store for me this time?

I'd hate to ruin the suspense.

I'd much rather you find out the hard--

We're going to drive you out to the middle

of the ocean in this leaky old sub and leave you there.

Yes, well, you still don't know the best part of the plan.

That's when the sub slowly fill with water.

And then it's bye-bye little Jerry.

And what, pray tell, is your master plan?

It will be a surprise.

But one that you won't be around to enjoy.

Whatever it is, your plan will fail.

As usual, Sam, Clover, and Alex will save the day.

[laughs]

I'm afraid that won't happen this time.

Get this, Helga gave them special bracelets that erased

their memories of being spies.

Fool, you weren't supposed to tell him.

Well, brother, now you know our plan.

But there's nothing you can do to stop it.

I'd say it's been nice knowing you, but I'd be lying.

[laughs]

Lying.

[laughs]

[bell rings]

[music playing]

Yeah, looking good.

Totally awesome.

You guys are the queens of fashion.

What can I say, we aim to please.

Hmm.

Hey Mandy.

Oh, last year called, it wants your outfit back.

We totally rule the school.

GIRL: Was there ever any doubt?

Well, I think it's safe to say that our fall fashion

debut was a huge success.

So, who's up for another marathon shopping blitz

at The Groove this weekend?

It That sounds great.

Unfortunately, I have to work.

Really?

Where?

You know, for a second there, I thought I had a job.

That is so bizarre.

Hey, instead of shopping, why don't we

do something exciting, like skydiving or bungee jumping?

Are you crazy?

We'd never do something that dangerous.

Especially, in these expensive shoes.

Exactly.

We should just go to a movie like we always do.

And for some reason, I'm jonesing to see a spy flick.

[beeping]

Hmm?

That's funny.

I've never heard that ring tone before.

I think coming from your purse.

I've never seen this before.

It must have come with the bag.

It looks like some sort of computerized compact.

Ooh.

Maybe it tells you if you put on too much makeup.

Girls, thank goodness you're there.

I've been captured by the LAMOS.

Who are you?

And how did you get inside my purse?

Oh dear.

Helga's plan to erase your memories must have worked.

Girls, you must listen to me.

You are super spies.

I know it may be hard for you to believe, but it's true.

You're secret agents working for WOOHP, the World Organization

of Human Protection.

I'm your boss, Jerry.

And I desperately need your help.

OK, the weird-o-meter has officially gone off the chart.

I don't care if it did come with a purse.

This is too messed up.

OK, as you know, being freaked out isn't good for my skin.

So there's only one thing to do. - You're right.

It's time to hit the sushi spa.

A pedicure, a facial, and getting our sushi on

will totally calm our nerves.

JERRY Girls, please, I need you.

Girls, are you out here?

Can you hear me?

I hate to admit it, but this just isn't coming me down.

I'm still totally freaked out by that weird cell phone thingy.

And I can't get that old guy out of my mind.

Can you believe what he said?

Imagine us being spies?

Being a spy would be a complete waste of time.

Luckily hologram dude had no idea what he was talking about.

Wasabi mud masks, maybe this will finally help us relax.

[music playing]

Oh.

Ah.

[gasping]

Party's over, girls.

The LAMOS rule.

What?

Was my credit card maxed out?

Get back.

I know how to use these.

Ooh, you've got me now.

Just kidding.

Check please.

Huh?

Sorry, I don't do food fights.

I don't even know you.

What is your problem?

That's the best part about this,

It's not going to be a problem.

Ow.

That's it!

I work hard on my nails.

Is that the best you can do?

Oh no, that was shrimp.

How could you do that to me?

I'm allergic to shellfish.

Any last requests?

Yeah, leave me alone.

I don't think so.

Whoa!

Cool.

Check out my new dance moves.

How pathetic.

Good help is so hard to find.

Nonetheless, I'll relish eliminating you girls myself.

If this is a robbery, we'll give you our wallets.

I don't want your money.

I want revenge from the three of you.

Just let us go and I swear, you'll never see us again.

Yeah, we'll even change our names if you want.

In a way, this is a bit anti-climactic.

It isn't even a challenge.

Don't make me hurt you.

How pathetic.

What are you going to do?

Brush me into submission?

How did you do that?

I have no clue.

You girls will pay for this!

Well, whatever happened, it worked.

Now let's get out of here before round two starts.

OK, what is going on here?

First, we wake up on the floor.

Then, some old dude pages us on a futuristic cell phone

and says we're spies.

And now we get attacked on our spa lunch.

It's like our whole world has been turned upside down.

Wait a sec.

Didn't that manly waitress say something about the LAMOS?

Well that's who the guy on the cell said had captured him.

So that old timer just might be on the level.

Could we actually be spies?

There's only one way to find out.

We're going to have to call that freaky old guy back.

Did you know that in a pinch, ordinary kitchen items

can be used as spy gadgets?

For instance, this spatula can be

a stealthy surveillance device.

Now watch as this piece of smelly cheese

become a low- tech tracking tool.

And this simple egg beater can be used

to send coded communications.

[yelling]

On second thought, maybe some things are just

meant to be used for cooking.