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[beeping]

[theme music]

[upbeat music]

You're so going to love this place.

It has all the latest cosmetics from around the world.

I hear it's so popular that it's been booked

solid for the past two weeks.

Yeah, well, yours truly called in a few favors and got us in.

Sweet.

I can't wait to get my new look.

[suspenseful music]

[hip hop music]

[bell rings]

OK, Clover, what gives?

Yeah, it looks like you're dressed for the red carpet, not

the school hallway.

Can't a girl just look her best without getting

the third degree?

OK.

OK.

Today I'm going to talk to Rodney, the new hunkalicious

guy at school.

[soft music]

So that's what this is all about.

I was up all night getting ready.

After all, you only get one chance to make

a good first impression.

Well, you look great, Clover.

Good luck.

Who needs luck?

So Rodney, how do you like Bev High, so far?

Um, do I know you?

I sit right behind you in third period biology class.

So did you catch the big game last night?

No, I was too busy.

Um, I was wondering, um, maybe I don't know,

want to go out with for me a movie sometime?

I mean, um, a movie, with me?

Thanks, but I don't think so.

I'm late for class.

Nice talking to you, Carol.

He didn't even know my name.

Ha!

Get used to it.

Your best simply isn't good enough, Carol.

I did everything that boys can't resist

and I got totally resisted.

Don't worry about it.

He wasn't that cute anyway.

Oh, great.

So I got shot down by a not cute guy?

That's it.

I'm through with working hard to look good.

It's not worth it!

[screams]

Welcome Super Spies, I trust you enjoyed the ride?

Jare, did you ever think of just paging us?

Sometimes, but then that would deprive you of the fun

of sliding down the tunnel.

So Clover, is messy bed head the newest Beverly Hills trend?

Trends come and go. It's just hair.

Does it really matter how it looks?

Clover's really upset over a guy who rejected her.

Hmm.

Well, I've got just the thing for you girls.

Guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

A mission in Paris.

Paris!

Whatever.

We've been getting reports of bizarre looking people,

running around the streets of the fair city.

[screams]

Circus freaks gone wild?

Carnivorous underground dwellers, angry mutants?

I don't know.

All I can give you is the general location of where

the reports are coming from.

And of course some gadgets Gladys will supply you with.

On this mission, I'm giving you the head for cover hover

boards, [inaudible] magnetic eagle belt buckles,

ear- in communicators, and super inflating broaches.

Hmm.

So how do these super inflating broaches work?

Well it's rather simple.

Just grasp firmly and pull the broach out.

And there you have it, instant inflation.

Too bat the French don't sumo wrestle.

These belt buckles are kind of cool.

We can actually where these around Paris.

No, Alex, not in here.

Who knew there were so many metal things in his office?

Luckily, its affects are reversible.

Thanks.

Let's hit it, girls.

We've got a case to solve.

In Paris.

[cheering]

[soft music]

Oh.

[soft music]

Too bad we're on a mission, or we could shop all day.

Or get our hair done at some cool salon.

Isn't this awesome, Clover?

I suppose it could be worse.

I'm a little worried about Clover.

Normally she'd be way psyched about Paris.

Hopefully, this mission will be

just the thing to take Clover's mind off the,

the, the Rodney incident.

[yelling]

Um, Clover, you got a little something on your face.

Who cares?

It's just a stain.

What difference does it make?

Ewe!

OK, let's split up and investigate.

The sooner we get this mission solved,

the sooner we can have some fun Paris style.

[jazzy music]

Everything's clear up here.

No sign of danger around here either.

Everything is cool down here, except the smell.

Ugh.

Everything looks fine.

No sign of any bizarre looking mutants.

It was probably just a false alarm.

Well, since nothing else is going on,

it's time to visit some boutiques.

Shopping, yeah!

We should look into getting something for Clover's smell.

Hey Clover, want to go perfume shopping?

Hmm?

I know how much you love trying out different scents.

Oh, it wouldn't make any difference.

No guy is going to go out with me,

no matter what I smell like.

[screams]

Wow, the prices in there must be really scary.

I think we found what we're looking for.

Come on.

Let's stop her before she hurts herself.

How cute, we definitely have to go to this store.

Stop running.

We can help you.

[screams]

Then again, maybe not.

It's all right, I think she's just scared or surprised.

Hi, it's going to be OK.

Just tell us what happened and maybe we

can figure something out.

It all started when I went to the--

[screams]

She's gone.

But she left behind a clue.

All it has is a bunch of moody beauty brand cosmetics.

Moody Beauty, designed exclusively

for the beautiful people.

It's supposed to make you look happy, pouty, mysterious,

whatever emotion you want.

It's endorsed Miss Vanity.

Remember her?

She used to be a super hot beauty queen.

I'll send this make-up to WOOHP for analysis.

Let's head back to that store and see

why she ran out in such a panic

It's closed.

Check this out.

Miss Vanity's Fair, an open audition for up

and coming models.

I think it's time we pay Miss Vanity a visit,

and see if she's connected to any of this.

And even if she isn't, this could be our big break.

[pop music]

OK, just try to fit in.

[pop music]

Um.

Come on, Clover.

We're supposed to be models.

She's right.

You don't have any makeup on, and you

haven't even brushed your hair.

Or my teeth, for that matter.

Ugh.

Silence girls.

It's Miss Vanity.

When Miss Vanity, speaks you listen.

Now, line up.

We'll see if you girls have what it takes to represent Miss

Vanity in the fashion world.

What a pathetic display.

None of you deserve to be a Miss Vanity model.

But there is still hope.

It's time for a stunning transformation.

What on earth is that?

MISS VANITY: Mysterious.

Talk about an instant makeover.

Jealous.

Bored.

Uh, come to think of it, I prefer the natural look.

Happy.

Pouty.

Her look is perfect.

She has no need for my cosmetics.

Huh?

Victorious.

Hungry.

Sleepy.

Irritated.

Excited.

Snobby.

Indifferent.

My face is starting to tingle.

What is it with this makeup?

[screams]

Sam, why are you still smiling?

I can't stop.

My face is frozen this way.

Me to.

This makeup has turned us into freaks.

[screams]

Lovely, you all look simply lovely.

My work here is done.

She's trying to escape.

She's not getting away with this that easily.

[screams]

I wish I could wipe off this makeup.

I am so not happy with this.

You could have fooled me.

Hey!

OK According to the tracking device, Miss Vanity

is in here somewhere.

This must be the place.

Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on Miss vanity.

No on makes me look like a pouty sourpuss and gets away with it.

Hey, check this out.

So this is where Miss Vanity manufacturers

her bizarre makeup.

I don't get it.

Why would she create cosmetics to make

people look unattractive?

Let's go find Miss Vanity and ask her.

Or maybe she'll find us first.

This is just what I need to take out my frustrations.

You know, when I used to wear makeup,

I was pretty good with these.

That was close.

I don't think my face can take much more.

Definitely not smudge proof.

[suspenseful music]

Time for a facial.

That takes care of them.

[laughs]

You fight pretty well for a bunch

of obsessed beauty seekers.

Coming from somebody named Miss Vanity.

What's your problem anyway?

My problem is that I used to be one of the most famous

beauty Queens in the world.

And then, wall at once, I was thrown aside by the industry.

Well duh, I mean, look at you.

People focus too much on being beautiful.

But I'm going to change all that,

and show everyone the folly of their vain ways.

Sounds like you couldn't handle the end of your career.

Maybe you should get a hobby like, knitting or something.

You'll be unhappy to learn that I have something very

special planned for you girls.

This giant compact has a spring based motor that

will slowly close the top and create

three more dozens of vanity.

Now, I'm off to change the world for the better.

For a former beauty queen, she really knows how to tie knots.

Maybe that's what she did for the talent

portion of the competition.

It's no use.

This compact spring is to strong.

I've got an idea.

Perfect.

No it's your turn.

You know, if we didn't have to stop a demented villain,

this would be kind of fun.

We have got to stop Miss Vanity before she

does this to anyone else.

Jerry, are you all right?

The truth is, sometimes I like to add a little color

to my pasty British complexion.

I tried this new make up I found lying around the office.

But I seem to have reacted in a very bad way.

You can say that again.

The lab has discovered that the makeup

contains DNA from people with different emotional states

of mind.

So that's how it changes people's appearances.

OK mystery solved.

But Miss Vanity is getting way.

We sure could use a boat, Jare.

Thanks.

And Jerry, try to cheer up.

You look wonderful, darlings.

Those stupid little girls never quit.

This calls for my special liquid eyeliner.

I can't get close enough.

Abandon ship.

We're going to need our hover board.

Hold still, girls.

This will break out the color of their eyes.

You want leave this ship.

Mavens, battle stations.

That's some high quality concealer.

How can we fight when we can't see?

Time to fight makeup with makeup.

There they are.

Gladys, we need WOOHP agents to pick up three wet villains.

Impressive, very impressive.

But answer me this one question, wouldn't you girls

like to finish a fight and still have

your hair looking its best?

Well, behold, super hold hair mist,

emphasis on the super hold.

Just our luck.

She's got the economy size.

Kiss the frizzies good-bye.

She must be getting tired, her aim is way off.

Why did I jinx that?

Huh?

Now what am I going to do?

Look on the bright side.

You're going to look absolutely fabulous in defeat.

Looks like the next thing you'll be modeling

will be prison gear.

I am so glad we're back to normal.

I was getting fed up smiling all the time.

Thanks to this Miss Vanity incident,

I think I'll be avoiding makeup for a while.

Uh, Jare, never mind Miss Vanity

it might be a good idea if you stay away from makeup forever.

You might have a point.

One thing I don't get, why do we smell so raunchy?

The lab found that only a garlic and cabbage

facial scrub could reverse the effects

of Miss Vanity's makeup.

It's a small price to pay for getting

rid of Miss Vanity's makeup.

Whatever, it doesn't matter what I smell or look like.

Clover?

I hardly recognized you.

Wow, you have the same hair cut as my girlfriend back home.

Well, gotta run.

See you in class.

So it wasn't my looks.

He rejected me because he has a girlfriend.

Yeah, but with a look like that,

you better get used to rejection.

Unless you join the circus.

How did I slip so far?

It started with your hair, then you stopped

brushing your teeth, then--

Never mind, I'm off to The Groove for a total makeup

makeover shopping spree.

OK, so, like, one of the healthy foods around is sushi.

And it totally taste good.

I like octopus, tuna, salmon, and this,

which is, actually I'm not really sure what this one is.

Ewe, and I'm not really sure I want to know.

Sometimes you have to know when to draw the line.

Hello, Food Patrol to Go, I'd like

to order a full vegan meal.