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[music playing]

I am so sorry young man.

I hope I didn't scare you.

Care for some ice cream?

Huh?

Thanks anyway.

[scream]

[music playing]

Please, Clover, I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Concentrate on this.

Hm, ow.

Isn't that scrumptious?

Why is my head throbbing?

Oh, Oh, that's just the brain freeze.

Don't you love this.

What is it?

It's a triple frappo cappo shaved ice.

It's, like, so totally in.

Yeah, well, the next time I need to have my brain frozen,

I'll order one.

Hey guys, I'm so excited I found you.

Is that a triple frappo cappo shaved ice?

I love those!

Uh, you wanted to tell us something?

Oh, right.

You remember Barry? Cute, Barry.

Really, really, cute and perfect, Barry.

The Barry from our science class?

That's the one.

Perfect, wonderful, magnificent.

We got it, Barry. What about him?

He just asked me to the out of his world dance

this Saturday night.

Oh, that's nice, Alex.

That's just not just nice.

That's amazing.

Do you know what this means?

Alex is going to dance with perfect, wonderful Barry.

No, Alex has to get a new dress.

And as one of your closest friends,

I feel that it is my responsibility

to help you pick it out.

I don't know if I really need a new dress.

Of course, you do.

I mean if you don't get a new dress,

how am I supposed to borrow it?

[music playing]

Perfect.

That'll look great with my eye color.

I mean, your eye color.

Sam, what do you think?

I think the green one looks better with Clover's eyes.

What are you doing?

Don't you know a boy isn't supposed

to see a girl in her date dress before the date?

That'll bring seven years of bad dating luck.

Really?

OK, now you're being ridiculous.

Alex, quick, pull down the blinds.

Too late, the bad dating luck has begun.

Oh, great.

Now he must think I'm an idiot.

I hope Barry doesn't have a convertible.

Good afternoon, super spies.

On a new dress?

That'll go great with Clover's eyes.

What's up, Jerry?

There's something very odd going on,

and I need you to check it out.

Cool.

Actually cold, extremely cold.

Several people have been found frozen solid.

Our scientists have never seen anything like it.

Are the people OK?

For now.

They seem to be in some sort of hibernation.

We're trying to figure out how to thaw them out.

The only clue we have is this recording

we got from a distressed call.

You've got to help me.

He's after me.

[scream]

[music playing]

What was that weird music?

We don't know, but it's our only clue.

We're on it, Jerry.

As I knew you would be.

Gladys?

Based on what we know so far I think

the following I will keep you from getting a cold reception.

Get it, get it.

We got it Gladys.

For Sam, we've got the multifunction charm bracelet.

How come I can't get the charm bracelet?

Because the last time you used it,

you inflated the emergency life raft inside an elevator.

That was something.

So for Clover let's go with high range sound

sensing CD MP3 player.

What do I get?

Considering that you're already

overdressed, let's go simple, hologram projecting mood ring.

What do you mean overdressed?

Scour the city, ladies.

Find the source of that distinctive sound,

and you'll find our perpetrator.

[music playing]

Clover, any luck?

Yeah, yeah, my boyfriend's gone, gone all purple.

Hey!

You should be scanning for that bizzarro sound,

not listening to your bizzarro music.

For your information, Smoochy Platypus

is the number one band today.

Hold it, I think I'm getting something.

Put it Put it on the speaker.

Dude, check out those two cute girls in the front seat.

Hey, what am I?

Yesterday's meatloaf.

There is again.

Proof positive that seven years of bad dating luck

have started for you.

I'm going to be like 50 by the time this curse is over.

Oh, hold it.

I'm getting something else.

That's it.

Can you track it?

Turn left.

Where is it?

It's speeding up and moving further away

like it knows we're after it.

Turn right.

Sam, stay on it.

We're gaining on it.

It's just up ahead around the corner.

Left, go left.

We lost it.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Maybe it came from that ice cream truck.

Oh, sure, and that cute guy over there is a super villain.

Where are you going?

I just want to go check him out, it out, the truck.

While you're there see if they have a triple frappo

cappo shaved ice.

You should watch where you're going.

Oh, great, more bad dating luck.

Maybe Clover's right.

You got anything other than plain old ice cream?

[scream] - Sam!

Clover!

Alex, are you OK?

I'll tell you after we stop that truck.

Please tell me that we're not being

out run by an ice cream truck.

Not for long.

Nice.

Nobody does electromagnet like I do electromagnet.

Girls.

It's attacking us with ice cream?

How lame.

[screams]

And yet, highly effective.

CLOVER: Alex, release the cable.

I'm trying!

Got it.

Watch out!

You know what?

What?

I'm really beginning to hate that song.

It appears that this young man is

also perfectly fine for someone who was flash frozen.

He probably won't even remember what

happened to him assuming we can figure out how to thaw him.

How's it going?

I just finished running the scan on this sample of ice

cream we scraped off the road.

Main ingredient, baro-acco?

What's that?

Only an exceptionally rare experimental element

that causes anything it comes in contact

with to freeze immediately.

How do you know these things?

Because instead of spending all my time listening to music,

I occasionally read books.

It can't be that simple.

I'll have the Whoop scientist start working on anti-freeze

formula straight away. - Hello?

Oh, hi, Barry.

I'm so excited about the dance.

What time are you going to pick me up?

Something came up?

You're not going to be able to go to the dance after all.

Oh, no, that's OK.

I understand.

More dating bad luck.

Shoosh.

Wait, Barry, what's making that sound.

An ice cream trunk just pulled up to the school.

Wait, Barry!

Don't hang up! - Take the car.

We repaired it.

Just be more careful with it this time.

CLOVER: Where is everyone?

ALEX: This is major creepy.

[music playing]

We're too late.

They're frozen.

See, this is what you get for canceling on me.

Oh, they got Mandy.

Oh, they got Mandy.

Just a little surprise for Mandy for after we thaw her out.

It's the ice cream truck.

Come on.

It's getting away.

Hello?

Sam, how's it going?

Well, you better send a team down to the school.

There are eight kids frozen in the gym.

Any luck with the antidote?

Not yet, but I've traced the farro-acco that

was found in the ice cream to a recent

shipment from a laboratory.

It went to a factory downtown.

You'd better look into it.

OK, Jerry, we'll check it out.

How's the car holding up?

Gotta run, Jer.

Talk soon.

How are we going to check out that factory without being

turned into spysicles?

So what's your plan for getting in, Sam?

Pipe problems.

Yo, speedy plumbers.

We got a call about a leak.

There's no leak here.

Oh, I guess we do have a leak.

Come on in.

Thank goodness for stupid henchman.

Oh, this is a nasty problem you got here.

My man and me best have a looksy.

Yeah.

Like she said--

he said.

OK, just stay out of the mixing room in the back.

It's private.

Right.

Wow, I wonder what flavor that is?

Toxic.

On guard.

Oh my, I must have wandered into the wrong place.

You got to get out of here, sir.

There's some bad, bad stuff going on here.

Bad, bad stuff. Oh, dear.

We better leave in a jiffy.

Sir, not that way. Come with us.

We'll get you to safety.

Bad, bad, stuff.

You know for an old man, you're, kind of, nasty.

Oh, then the nasty, huh?

You kids today, you're the nasty ones.

Not me.

Hey, you don't see us going around freezing people.

No, I see you going around ordering

your low fat, low carb, low taste frozen treats.

Your slushy, so watery nothings.

My family has been making ice cream for four generations,

and I'm about to be put out of business, because I'm

not trendy for groovy.

Actually, nobody really says groovy anymore.

But now I'm going to get my revenge on all of you

Beverly Hills types.

And believe me, revenge is a dish that's best served cold.

In less than an hour, I'm going to unleash

my frozen wrath on all of Beverly Hills,

and you won't be able to stop me.

Oh, please.

The being slowly dipped into nasty liquid

by evil madman thing is so 20 years ago.

Oh, those were the days.

How are you going to get everyone in Beverley Hills

to eat your ice cream?

I thought you can't give the stuff away.

Who said they have to eat it.

Anyone got a plan?

Yeah, me?

Great, Alex.

One limb free only 11 more to go.

We'll never make it in time.

We will if we get some help.

Help, they got away.

Oh, great.

How'd they get away?

Thank goodness for stupid henchman.

Ah, perfect.

Are you sure we're going in the right direction?

Remember what the ice cream man said?

He was going to get his revenge on all of Beverley Hills.

This is the perfect place to launch his attack.

Keep looking.

There.

All right, who's ready for a little ice cream?

How many times do we have to tell you?

No dessert until after dinner.

Split up.

Alex, look out.

Sam, we've got to take out that ice cream cannon.

I've got an idea.

Alex!

Sam!

Hey, Mr. Ice Cream man, you wouldn't

happen to have a triple frappo cappo shaved ice in there,

would you?

Good bye my little low fat friends.

What?

No.

What's with you and that life raft?

Yeah, Clover, you're a genius.

That's what I keep telling you.

[scream]

I can't budge him.

Jerry, come in.

We got a situation here.

Let me guess, you wrecked the car again.

Oh, that was hours ago.

What we need right now is the antidote

for the evil ice cream.

What?

You wrecked the-- we're still working on the antidote.

It seems that the heavy hydrocarbons counteract

the freezing effect and turn the stuff

back into plain old ice cream.

That's all we've got so far.

I'll call you the moment I know more.

Where are we going to get heavy hydrocarbons

at this time of day?

I think I know.

Alex, where are you going?

Bunnies.

Look.

Come on.

We've got to divert the evil ice cream.

To where?

SAM: To there, the Labrea tar pits.

Tar's made of heavy hydrocarbons.

It's the antidote.

I've really got to pay better attention in science class.

I think it's working, look.

Yeah.

It's being neutralized.

What do you think?

Vanilla.

You know, this isn't bad.

[music playing]

I can't believe that I still don't have a date.

I thought my bad dating luck was over.

Now why would you think that?

Remember those two bunnies I saved?

That's a total of eight rabbits feet.

I figured I'd get at least one year of good luck

for each foot.

That's the most ridiculous thing.

Yeah, hey, look, I know I've been a bit of a jerk,

but would you like to dance?

Sure.

Looks like those rabbit feet are working after all, huh?

Uh oh.

It's come to my attention that people are curious how I unwind

at the end of a long, arduous day of running

a super secret spy network.

Well, firstly, I changed from my stuffy spymaster outfit

into something a tad more casual.

Next, I put on soothing music, and finally, I

recline in a neutral gravity position

while sipping my favorite drink, kiwi juice.

I rested for almost 5 seconds, a new record for me.

Right then, back to protecting the world.