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[compowder beeping]

[theme music]

[gibbering on phone] - Really?

Well, you should see the shoes I just got.

They totally match the earrings I got last week.

I could put together the cutest outfit.

[gasps]

No!

CLOVER: Wake up, sleepy head.

Wh-- what's up?

Where's the fire?

That should do the trick.

[snoring]

Ah!

[yawns]

Que pasa?

It's Hats Off to the Mall Day-- wear a hat, get half off.

[yawns]

But it's so early.

Do we have to go right now?

No.

I suppose we could wait till later, when all

the good stuff is picked over.

[sighs]

COMPUTER: You've got spy mail.

Oh!

Hm.

Coming to town, would love to see

you and go down memory lane.

Your ex-bandmate, Tammy.

Remarkable.

Hey, Jer.

Who's this Tammy person?

We used to be in a band together, called Double Digits.

I haven't seen her in over 20 years.

That's 19 longer than I've been around.

Hm.

It's been so long.

I hope she'll recognize me.

You mean, now that you're in your double digits?

Or are you in your triple digits?

Very humorous.

Oh, wait.

There's an attachment.

It looks like the Tammy I remember, only older.

Dear Tammy, I'd love to see you, too.

Where shall we meet?

Oh!

Ha!

Please tell me you're going to a costume party.

No-- better!

My latest invention, the 80 Fire, has just been tested,

and it's a smash hit.

Is that so?

Do tell more.

All it takes is the spin of a dial and the press of a button.

Next stop, The Groove, where it's sayonara spies.

Who knew it could be this easy?

And fun!

Now if you could only apply your technology

to fixing up this place, we'd be in perfect shape.

[pipes rattling]

[yelling]

Come on, let's go.

Oops.

Excuse me.

Can I take this silly thing off, por favor?

And kiss our savings goodbye?

Forget it.

You're only heading into the most fabulous shoe store ever.

That's what you said about the last shoe store.

Trust me, this one is fabulouser.

Ah!

Aren't we so lucky to be living

in a city that's on the cutting edge of fashion trends?

[laser shooting]

[gasps]

Hm.

Strappy or slingback?

Both.

[yelling and screaming]

What do you think is going on?

Maybe Ricky Mathis is performing a surprise

gig at the food court. - No way!

Let's go!

For Ricky fans, these people don't look very happy.

What's happening?

Huh?

Huh?

Somehow everything and everyone is turning all retro.

[yelling and screaming]

But how?

[laser shooting]

Look!

It's that guy over there.

He has no right to do icky things to our beloved mall.

[laser shooting]

My antlers!

That is so not a hat.

[laser shooting]

Ah!

[laser shooting]

Ah!

Oh no!

What?

[gasps]

Oh no.

Right back atcha.

[whining incomprehensibly]

What were you just saying about being

on the cutting edge of fashion?

I don't remember.

But right now, I'm about to go over the edge.

This is the most heinous villain we've ever encountered.

Girls, I think we'd better ditch The Groove

and check in with Jerry.

[screaming]

(SINGING) Mine is yours, yours is mine.

Yes, our love is cosmic, babe.

Yes, our love is cosmic, babe.

Oh.

Ladies.

Jerry, something really weird just happened at The Groove.

Don't tell me.

Your credit card was rejected? - No.

See, there was this guy--

And he had these two other people.

And suddenly there was this zap.

With this giant gun thingy.

And there was a shiny blue light, and then--

Everyone was dressed really funny-- like you.

You'll have to excuse them.

Ever since they were hit, they've

been acting a little strange.

Maybe this is just some sort of mall promotion.

That would be a pretty terrible promotion.

Is it possible you were hit, too?

[laughing]

The only thing I've been hit with

is a major case of nostalgia.

Believe it or not, this is how we used to dress 20 years ago.

Guess it really didn't matter what you wore back then,

since there was no electricity.

[giggling]

I'm meeting my old bandmate, Tammy, for dinner tonight.

You were in a band?

Well, yes--

Double Digits. - I've never heard of it.

GLADIS: Don't feel bad.

Neither has anyone else.

What GLADIS means to say is that it

was a little before your time.

Well, ta for now.

(SINGING) Mine is yours, yours is mine.

Yes, our love is cosmic, babe.

OK, you guys.

One minute we're on a shopping spree, and the next,

we're running from a shooting spree.

Don't you think something's--

[laughing]

Tag, you're it!

No, you're it.

[laughing]

Did not.

[laughing]

You guys, stop it!

This is serious.

Clover, are you looking younger?

Must be my new moisturizer.

Alex, you too.

Something's going on here.

GLADIS, scan the city for any signs of a disruptive male

with two evil henchmen in tow.

Calculating coordinates now.

I zapped the girls with the 80 Fire.

And you know what that means.

Yes.

We saw your performance at The Groove.

Good work.

Now it's just a matter of time before the spies are history.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news,

but you only hit two of them.

What?

All right.

I'm going back out to finish the job.

GLADIS: Girls, there seems to be a disturbance at The Groove.

[gasps]

The Groove?

We've got to get over there.

Ugh.

They can't mess with our favorite hangout.

Let's hit it.

Wait for your gadgets.

Today, you'll get the M-Ray Contact Lens,

the Barrette Tracking Device in baby blue,

and the Laser Nail File.

Good luck. - Me!

Me!

I want the pretty barrette.

Gotcha!

OK, this is severely messed up.

Attacking The Groove once was bad enough,

but attacking it twice is totally jerky.

Where are the smoothie shops?

They didn't exist in the '80s, remember?

But I'm thirsty.

And I'm tired.

Girls, we don't have time for drinks or naps.

Hey, look.

That girl could be Mandy's little sister.

It is Mandy.

Nice threads.

Is the thrift shop having its annual clearance sale?

[laughing]

Um, when's the last time you looked in a mirror?

Huh.

[squeals]

I totally need this mirror.

It takes practically five years off my life.

You can't have the mirror, Mandy.

It's mine.

But I want it!

[screaming]

What are these nasty clothes?

Ah!

Get them off me!

What happened?

Clover, pluck a strand for analysis.

Ouch!

It's for your own good.

Why is this happening to me?

Now, pluck one of your own.

I don't wanna!

Ow!

GLADIS, we need to run a check on this, ASAP.

You got it.

I've got the results.

Go ahead.

There's a substance present that

regresses the age of anything it comes in contact with.

So the ray that the guy shot is

regressing everything it hits and turning

the clock back on it.

So not only do you look younger, but your DNA's

actually younger, which means we don't have a lot of time.

Then let's get this creep before it's too late.

[tires squealing]

Hm.

Hm.

I'm looking unusually good today.

Tammy?

Jerry!

You look amazing.

As do you.

Hard to believe it's been 20 years.

Shall we?

Those girls have got to be around here somewhere.

Bad man's gotta be around here somewhere.

Trouble, 12:00.

Ah!

Welcome to the club.

Come on!

We've got to find him.

Ew!

Ugh!

Are you kidding?

What?

You can't put the pedal to the metal.

You can barely reach the pedal.

[tires squealing]

He could be anywhere.

He must have slipped into one of these buildings.

There he is!

We lost him.

The M-Ray Contact Lens should help us find him.

[camera flashing]

Bingo!

So, what got you thinking about the band,

after all these years?

I was listening to the radio, and they were

playing some weak pop song.

I thought, I used to do this, and I was much better.

We were quite a team.

I never realized how much I missed it.

I feel so rejuvenated.

Can I interest you in starting up the band again?

I thought you'd never ask!

- How do we get in? - There!

Come on!

[grunting]

Well, I'm pleased to say, progress has been made.

I know that voice.

It sounds like our old friend, Boogie Gus.

I thought we'd heard the last of that guy.

Next Next, I turn Beverly Hills into my own, private,

'80s wonderland.

He's not alone.

He must be in cahoots with someone.

But who?

And did you really just use the word cahoots?

In a couple of hours, it'll be like the spies never

existed at all.

Come on, girls.

Let's prove how much we do exist.

ALEX: Hiyah!

Huh?

What the--

[laughing]

[screaming]

[laughing]

Uh!

Let go!

Stop it!

Ow!

You're hurting me.

Don't worry.

In a few minutes, neither you or your pain will exist anymore.

Welcome to my favorite room in the house.

I like to call it the neon graveyard.

Now, with you finally out of the way,

I can turn the world into my own, private, '80s wonderland.

That's what this is about?

I'm like, 10 years old, and even I know

that idea is lamer than lame.

Yeah, who would want to go back to the '80s?

That was like, 100 years ago.

[boogie gus laughing]

Things should start to get toasty right around now.

[laughing]

I can't stand neon lights.

They make my head ache.

That's the least of our problems.

Neon heat is generated so fast and furiously

that we'll melt if we don't figure a way out of here.

You were even a brainiac when you were younger.

Remember our gig at the state fair go-kart track?

How could I forget the roar of the crowd?

Or was it the roar of the go-karts?

JERRY: Hm.

What is it?

Do you see what I see?

You think it's OK if we--

[crowd murmuring]

AUDIENCE MEMBER: This is nice.

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Ah, entertainment.

Hello, everyone.

We're Double Digits, and we're here to synth pop your world.

[synth pop music playing]

(SINGING) Mine is yours, yours is mine.

Yes our love is cosmic, babe.

Interface within our space, let us taste the sweet, my girl.

Do not fear the stratosphere.

Come and hear the sweet tune, girl.

We are one till time is done.

Feel the sun and heat, girl.

Mine is yours, yours is mine.

Yes, our love is cosmic, cosmic, babe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, cosmic babe.

My hair is totally frizzing out.

And I mean even more than before.

I need some water before I totally shrivel up.

That's it!

Water!

What are you doing?

Cooling things off in here.

[pipe bursting]

[water rushing]

That's better.

But how do we get down?

[screaming]

[thud]

Oh.

That's how. - OK.

We'd better go catch this guy quick,

or it's gonna be way past my bedtime.

Let's send Boogie Gus back to the '80s for good.

JERRY (SINGING): Babe, oh, babe, I say, cosmic, yeah!

Yeah!

All right!

All right, everybody.

Once again, we're Double Digits, and we

thank you for coming tonight.

[light clapping]

SAM (ON PHONE): Jerry?

Can you hear me?

Jerry!

Be right back.

What is it Sam?

I'm in the middle of something very important.

SAM (ON PHONE): I think my important

is way more important than your very important.

Gotcha.

I'll be right there.

You'll have to excuse me.

Something urgent's come up.

No prob.

Take your time.

[beeping]

He's running west on Main. Quick!

We can catch up.

[beeping]

[laser shooting]

Aha!

Huh?

BOOGIE GUS: The last time we left off, you were

dangling in the neon graveyard.

If that didn't do you in, then this certainly will.

[laser shooting]

[grunting]

[laser shooting]

Jerry!

Hey, you look amazing.

Thank you, but now is not the time for compliments.

What have we got here?

Boogie Gus is trying to zap us into oblivion,

and then turn the city into his own '80s playground.

All right then.

[grunting and fighting]

[shouting]

I got it!

SAM: Alex!

Move the dial back to our normal ages.

Sure, being 10 has its perks.

But I've already been there, done that.

[laser shooting]

Ah!

[laser shooting]

[gasps]

[crash]

That was not cool.

I should have known--

my evil brother at the controls.

Looks like your brother's recruited

more of our old friends than we thought.

I don't know about you, but I have got

to get out of these clothes.

And I thought wearing a sombrero to The Groove

was the weirdest thing that would happen to me today.

What are you doing, Jer?

Just confirming that Tammy's interested in starting up

our band again.

I don't know, Jerry.

You're a busy man.

When would you have time to practice?

I'm a firm believer in making time for the things you love.

Oh, she wrote back.

Yes, I'm very interested in starting up the band.

But I don't think you're the right fit.

But, we're a duet.

Yes, we were.

Now, I'm a solo artist.

[sighs]

Does that make her a Single Digit?

Don't worry, Jer.

You're still part of our group.

[laughing]

Hey, guys.

Today, I'm going to show you one of the coolest soccer

moves I know--

bouncing the ball on your head.

All you need to do is set the ball on your head,

and start off slowly.

And before you know it, you'll be bouncing like a pro.

Then, when you've had enough, stopping is easy.

You just, uh, uh, sort of--

help!

Someone make it stop!

Make it stop!

Help!

Get it off me!

Someone!