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[music playing]

Here we go again on the road, and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three, now baby, here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

On a mission under cover, and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We're totally spies and get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

[music playing]

[alarm]

SECURITY: Intruder alert.

Intruder alert.

Hold it right there.

Must be a false alarm.

Hit the deck.

We're under attack.

I can't remember the last time I felt so energized

after shopping.

It's amazing.

Maybe it has something to do with the fact

that you brought your own personal pack

mule along Clover.

Isn't Randy just the best?

Wait right here my precious flower.

I'll bring the car around.

OK, Randy, if you insist.

Don't you think it's mean to take advantage of poor Randy

like that.

Yeah, what is he, a boyfriend or a boy toy?

Please I can't help it if I am so irresistible guys

compelled to tend to my every need.

Wow, that's like seriously quick.

I didn't want to keep the most gorgeous

girl in Beverly Hills waiting.

Aw, Randy, you're too much.

So where are we supposed to sit.

In the front with me.

And what about Randy?

Don't worry about me.

I'll take the bus.

That's a fabulous idea.

Clover.

What?

Randy doesn't mind.

Now are you two going to get in or what?

Bye Clover!

I can't believe you actually let Randy take the bus.

That is just so wrong.

You know you're right.

I shouldn't have let him get away before reminding

him to pick up my dry cleaning.

Now who's up for an afternoon at the beach.

Are you sure that's such a good idea?

It's getting kind of dark out.

Huh?

That's not darkness.

It's [inaudible].

Good afternoon, ladies.

Hi.

It was good until now.

Yes, I apologize for the interruption,

but I have something rather urgent.

Cool.

It's like we're at the drive in.

Except there's no popcorn or cute boys to smooch.

Girls, focus.

Sorry.

Intruder alert.

Intruder alert.

Hold it right there.

As you can see, there has been a break in at the high security

military base in Nevada.

Some top secret artificial intelligence

microchips were stolen.

Freaky.

Well, it could be if the chips were

to fall into the wrong hands.

From what I understand, they're quite powerful.

Then I guess we better hurry up

and find out where they went.

Indeed.

And now for your gadgets.

Infrared motion detective sun glasses, expandable cable

bungee belts, titanium drew heeled boots, retractable razor

faux nails in cosmic blue, and an electromagnetic field

dispenser walkman.

Awesome.

I can listen to music and kick bad guy butt at the same time.

Goodbye girls, or as they say in the military, shove off.

So all that's missing are the AI microchips.

Affirmative.

And there's no sign of forced entry into the base.

That's correct.

Just a small hole blown in the side

of the building way too small for anybody to squeeze through.

Unless the thieves were mice.

What?

Like weirder things haven't happened.

Any idea why someone would want to steal this stuff?

Maybe to build a robot.

Maybe to build some kind of smart weapon.

Some similar chips were stolen about a year ago.

Let's spread out and look for clues.

Huh?

Hey, check this out.

What is it?

It looks like our standard issue combat helmet

only really tiny.

All of a sudden Alex's mice theory does sound so dumb.

Thank you.

Let's show it to Jerry.

Maybe he can shed some light on things.

It's an accessory for a lot of action figure toys.

Limited edition high end soldiers call

combat Chuck and combat Betty.

Let me get this straight.

Whoever broke into the base brought toys with them?

It would appear that way.

Is it me, or are bad guys just getting more and more pathetic?

So where can we find these combat

Chucks and comment Bettys.

It says here they're only sold at one store, Toy Universe

in Burbank, California.

Then I guess that's the next place we're going.

We'll be in touch, Jerry.

You coming, Clover?

Right after I check my messages.

Ugh, talk about majorly rude.

Randy left me 35 messages.

But I thought you liked him acting like a servant

and tending to your every need.

Yeah, I do, but that doesn't give him the right

to monopolize my voicemail.

I mean, hello, with him clogging up

my system, how am I supposed to keep up a normal social life?

You're not, because we're on an important mission, remember?

Oh, right, the amateur bad guy with the toy obsession.

Let's do it.

Cool toys, but I don't get what they have to do

with the break in at the base.

Or with a bunch of artificial intelligence chips.

In that case, we should just pack it in.

I mean, you know, we probably still

have time to hit the beach.

[music playing]

Look out!

Huh?

[music playing]

OK, I'm all for realistic toys,

but this is out of control.

What are they doing?

Looks like they're expanding their army

Dr. Frankenstein style.

I think I'm starting to understand

the artificial intelligence microchip connection.

Come on. Let's get out of here.

Where do you ladies think you're going?

[scream]

No where.

You got that right little lady.

Get them.

[screams]

Ow.

That hurts.

Get away from me.

Sorry, but I can't stay.

After her.

No one escapes.

[plane sounds]

[screams]

You're lucky I didn't bring my fly swatter pal.

That'll teach you to mess with my hair.

Don't mind if I do.

Hey.

Take that cowboy.

Oh, dear.

Everybody OK?

[sirens]

[screams]

Bring up the hardware grunts.

Ouch.

Ouch.

No!

Get a medic up here on the double.

Nice distraction.

Now let's run for it.

Perfect, we've got those cream puffs trapped.

What do we do now?

Hope for a miracle.

Does a mysterious fan count?

Get in.

Works for me.

Attention air brigade, take out that van.

Uh oh, we've got company.

Look out.

OK, that was a little too close for comfort.

Don't worry.

I have a plan.

Sweet.

Now do you mind telling us who the heck you are?

My name's Seth.

I'm a toy designer.

Oh, let me guess.

You're responsible for those evil little creatures

back there.

I'm afraid so.

Man, I think you better re-examine your definition

of the word toy.

Totally, I mean, what's with this microchip

I found on a dinosaurs head.

Let me see that.

It says here it has an extremely powerful

internal electronic energy source

and numerous microprocessors.

There's only one organization that could've created something

like this, The US military.

About a year ago, I borrowed a few chips

from them to make my soldiers the most

realistic toys on the market.

Borrowed?

Sounds more like you stole them.

OK, I stole them, but I swear I didn't realize

how powerful the chips were.

I didn't know they would make the toys act this way.

It's like they have minds of their own now, criminal minds.

So you mean this time the toys are the ones

that broke into the base.

Yeah, they're totally out of control.

Wow, I guess that explains the helmet we found

and the tiny hole.

And now they're using the chips to create

an army of other toys.

Why would they do that?

I'm not sure.

And frankly, I'm, kind of, afraid to find out.

Randy?

How did you find me.

Believe me, it wasn't easy.

Well, what do you want?

I thought you might want a sweater in case you got cold.

It's supposed to get pretty chilly tonight.

Randy, could you do me a mega big favor?

Your wish is my command, darling.

Could you get lost, because I'm, like, totally

in the middle of something.

No problem.

I'll see you later.

OK, Randy just went from being the best to being a pest.

And now on to more pressing matters

like stopping those toys.

But we don't know where they are.

They may go back to my toy factory.

It's, kind of, their home base.

Then we should make sure we're there waiting for them.

Let's hit it.

So why are we sneaking into Seth's place again?

We don't want to take any chances.

Yeah, I've had enough ambushes for one day.

Come on.

We can go in through here.

I can't see anything.

Do a quick scan for us, Alex.

I think I see something right below us.

Let's take them out.

That'll teach you to--

hey, how come they're not fighting back.

These must be last season's models,

the ones without the chips.

Then I guess we got our bungees in a twist

over nothing.

What the--

[screams]

Take no prisoners.

OK, this is officially surreal,

not to mention embarrassing.

That's enough lip out of you, missy.

Pipe down, fall in line.

Suck in that gut.

OK, Mr. Toy Sir.

Excellent plan to lead the enemy

right into our trap commander.

But there was no plan. I was--

The platoon is ready to carry out

the final mission, an assault on the United Countries building.

You can't do that.

People are going to get hurt.

As your commander, I order you to lay down your arms.

Traitor, seize this prisoner of war.

You're relieved of your commanding duty.

We'll take over the world without you.

I was afraid he was going to say something like that.

For only being alive for a couple of days,

that sergeant really has this bad guy thing down.

This is all my fault. I never intended for the toys

to be so dangerous.

Speaking of dangerous, you think

those many landmines are real?

[sneeze]

[explosion]

Does that answer your question?

Don't worry.

I got us into this mess.

I'll get us out.

Maybe we could swing over to that table.

It's worth a shot.

Woah.

Woah.

Hey, it's working.

Just a little farther--

Woah.

Nobody move.

I'll walk us out of the minefield.

Follow my footsteps precisely.

That didn't sound good.

OK, when I say go, everyone run.

No offense, Seth, but your toy factory is anything but fun.

Girls, the United Countries building

has come under siege in the middle

of an important peace summit.

You must rush there immediately.

The fate of the summit depends on you.

We're on it.

And by the way, we need you to pick someone up.

Consider it done.

I've got your location.

Sorry, Seth, but technically you are a criminal.

Come on girls.

It looks like they already took over the building.

We're going to have to find a different way in.

When I said a different way, I didn't mean the sewer.

You better not be expecting me to crawl up through a toilet.

It looks like they're rounding up the peace summit delegates.

We've got to get those people out of there.

What that's little creep doing now.

He must be using the UC building as a war room

to plot the overthrow of the world.

I used to think the idea of a world run by toys sounded cute,

but now I think it's just creepy.

We have to take this army out of commission.

It's now or never.

Clover, you come with me.

Alex, when we distract the toys, go free the delegates.

These retractable razor faux nails

should help put a damper on that little war mongers plans.

Of all the lousy times to break your nails.

Look out.

Here comes the heavy artillery.

Don't worry.

I'll get you out of here in no time.

I've got one more trick up my sleeve.

Ow, hey.

Wouldn't you rather have a nice tea party.

Here I am fly boy.

Come and get me.

No!

Quick, run for it.

OK, you want to play rough dolly's?

I can play rough.

Mission over, cupcake.

Troops attack.

Why did Seth have to make his toys so durable?

Huh?

Hang on, guys.

I'll save you.

Now I got you, little missy.

That's it, the electromagnetic field disperser.

Alex, throw me the walkman.

Play times over.

No.

Nicely done, ladies.

The world is once again safe from renegade toys.

Somehow that doesn't sound as impressive as it actually is.

Do we really have to send Seth to jail?

He did steal classified military technology.

But seeing as he saved your lives back there,

I'm going to recommend an intense regimen

of community service.

Randy, what are you doing here?

Waxing your car, my lovely.

I had a little time left over after I did your homework

and baked you these fat free macaroons.

Randy, I think we need to talk.

Is it the cookies?

Are you allergic to coconut.

No, it's not the cookies.

It's our relationship.

I just don't think I can date a guy

who caters to my every whim.

You can't?

I know.

It sounds totally crazy, but I need

to be with someone I can have a real relationship with, not

a boy toy.

So you're dumping me?

Yes, but we can still be friends, right?

OK, well, I guess you better go.

I need to find another date for the Teen Sickle concert

tonight.

Huh, Teen Sickle concert?

I scored front row tickets.

Anyway, I'll see you around.

Randy?

Wait.

I made a big mistake.

I really want to date you again.

Randy, please you're the best.

I'll even do your laundry.

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