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[music playing]
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[theme music playing]
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THEME MUSIC: Here we go.
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We're getting on the road till
we stop, and then we'll shop.
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So one two three,
now, baby, here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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On a mission undercover
and we're in control.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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We're the Totally Spies, so
we'll get on with the show.
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Here we go. here we go.
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[music playing]
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[computer beeping]
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[music playing]
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[humming]
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[whirring sound]
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[glass shatters]
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[laughs]
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[thump]
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[whirring sound]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[music playing]
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[school bell ringing]
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I can't believe the
Valentine's Day sweetheart
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dance is already this Friday.
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That means we have
less than a week
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to find the loves of our lives.
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Have faith.
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Nature will take its course.
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And we'll both have
dates for the dance.
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I don't want to
just any old date.
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This year I want roses
and poetry and romance.
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Yeah.
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Oh, oh, and a pink teddy
bear with heart shaped eyes.
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Clover's so lucky.
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Tell me about it.
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She's already found
the love of her life--
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Chris.
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That's it.
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I am done with boys.
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I'm Done with dates.
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I'm done with love.
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Chris?
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Done.
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You won't believe the
stunt he pulled this time.
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Let me guess.
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He only called you eight times
yesterday to say he loved you,
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instead of his standard 10.
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Worse.
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For our three day
anniversary, he got tickets
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to a monster truck rally.
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Boys are so overrated.
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As of this moment, I'm
officially off the market.
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You mean you're
on a dating hiatus?
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That's right.
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No more boys.
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Like that'll
last through lunch.
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Clover, you're overreacting.
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There are tons of
great guys everywhere.
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Like those two?
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Salutations, lovely ladies.
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By my calculations,
the Beverly Hills Mom
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has the highest ratio of
heartthrobs to honeys.
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You can keep me
out of your equation.
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I am so not looking for a boy.
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Come on.
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Let's get a nonfat latte
and make ourselves visible.
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[beeping sounds]
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Where's our
favorite coffee cafe?
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COMPUTER VOICE: You too
can find your truest love.
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Arrow through the
Heart Dating Experience.
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A computer matchmaking service?
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How cyber weird.
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Digital love?
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I don't buy it.
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I'm going to try.
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What do you think, Sam?
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I'm sure it's totally bogus,
but it still might be fun.
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I'll be right
here, staying strong,
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solidly single,
boys need not apply.
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COMPUTER VOICE: Hello, girls.
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Welcome to Arrow
through the Heart.
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Please answer the
following questions.
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Ice cream is to cake
as blank is to love.
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Smoochies.
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Intellectual honesty
and political courage.
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Hey, I'm Stand.
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Stand?
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Standing here hoping
you'll go out with me.
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As if.
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Hey, gorgeous.
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They say beauty
is only skin deep.
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Let's you and I get shallow.
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[growls]
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I'm dating hiatus.
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Dating hiatus.
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Dating hiatus.
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COMPUTER VOICE: Which boy
do you think is cuter?
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Boy A or Boy B?
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Boy Boy A.
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Definitely Boy B.
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[music playing]
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[computer beeping sound]
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[school bell ringing]
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[grunting]
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What's this?
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Oh.
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[screams]
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It's from my Arrow
in the Heart match.
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I've been Cordially.
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Invited to meet him at--
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[gasps] cool.
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the Rodeo Drive Sports Pavilion.
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His name is-- ah--
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Chet.
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Isn't that sweet?
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[music playing]
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I think I got a match.
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Dearest Sam, Arrow
through the heart hath
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made a determination.
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And thus I await with
great anticipation
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a date tonight at
the Pomme de Terre.
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We'll dine at 7:00,
my lovely lady fair.
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Ah.
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It's signed Marco.
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Uh-- I thought you didn't
believe in computerized dating.
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Well, I don't.
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But there's no harm
in meeting Marco.
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Clover, it's not
too late for you.
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You can still get an Arrow
through the Heart match
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in time for the
Valentine's dance.
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Oh, no, I don't want one.
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Since I have sworn off boys,
I've had tons of free time.
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Last night I completely
reorganized my handbag closet.
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You have a handbag closet?
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I told you, I have
tons of free time.
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[computer beeping]
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[music playing]
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[grunting]
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Ah.
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Hi.
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I'm Chet.
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You must be Alex.
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Ah.
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How did you know it was me?
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Well, I--
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I didn't.
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But you are the most beautiful
girl here, so I was hoping.
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This is for you.
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Ah.
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[computer beeping]
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Hi.
I'm Sam.
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I just wanted to say
this isn't my usual--
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I mean-- I wouldn't
normally go on a blind--
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I feel silly about--
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Is this the face that
launched 1,000 ships
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and birthed the topless
towers of Ilium?
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You're Doctor Faustus?
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Sweet Sam, make me
immortal with octopus.
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Creamed calamari
is my favorite.
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[computer beeping]
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[passing traffic]
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[music playing]
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No more beautiful guys.
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[school bell ringing]
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[hallway chatter]
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Hey, watch where you're--
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Clover, I told you about
boy, he's such a dream boat.
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So is my Peetie Pie.
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Let me guess.
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Your new Arrow through
the Heart boyfriends?
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You mean my new boyfriend.
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[squeals]
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[growls]
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Have you guys noticed that
half the girls in the school
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are crazy tweaked about
their computer dates.
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[popping sound]
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Um, ahem.
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Oh, sorry, Clover.
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I was just thinking
about my dream boy, Chet.
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And I was thinking
about my adorable Marco.
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Don't tell me you two
are love struck too.
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What did you dates do?
Propose?
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No.
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Not yet.
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But look.
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Marco gave me an authentic
cubic zirconia sweetheart ring.
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Chet gave me one made from
genuine imitation diamonoid.
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OK, what is
wrong with you too?
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You can't see this head over
heels after just one date.
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Right after the dance,
we're dropping out of school.
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Yeah, we need to
free up more time
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to spend with our soulmates.
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What?
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Even the school
studs are duds?
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Something is seriously
whacked around here.
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I'm calling Jere.
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I don't see a problem, Clover.
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World satellites have
discovered zero evidence
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of hypnotic pathogens in
Beverly Hills or Beverly Hills
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adjacent areas.
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There's something majorly
disturbing going on.
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There's current global crisis.
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You should enjoy the time off.
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Perhaps do a bit
of dating yourself.
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I'm on hiatus.
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[music playing]
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If Jere won't
give me any backup,
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I'm going this mission alone.
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First things first, gadgets.
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OK, old gadgets.
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M-ray contact lenses
in aquamarine.
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Ultrasensitive two clip banana
barrette listening device,
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and chewable gluable
tracking gum.
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Oh.
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[computer beeping]
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The ellipticals
swirls of color
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remind me of the whirl
pools of your eyes.
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Ah, Marco, your
intellect is dizzying.
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I don't know what's
grosser, the cheesy love
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talk or this liver
flavored tracking gum.
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Alas, my love, I'm
forced to leave you.
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Until Friday's
dance, dear Marco.
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Parting is such exquisite pain.
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[music playing]
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[gasps]
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Way bizzarro.
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Now my gum sensor is
tracking this guy.
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[music playing]
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Hmm.
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Ah.
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I can't believe this.
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Two faced boy is two
timing Alex and Sam.
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[snoring]
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I got to book chickadee.
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I promised my little
sister some one
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on one coaching time before her
synchronized swimming tryouts.
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I can totally dig that.
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See you at the Valentines
dance tomorrow night.
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Ah.
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Oh, jeez.
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This is out of control.
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[music playing]
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This guy is suckering all the
girls from Beverly Hills High.
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Oh, Favier, this foot
exfoliation is tres bon.
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Not as tres bon as
the sound of your voice,
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mon petite tres pas sucre.
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Sacre bleu.
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Sacre blech.
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Mandy, mon cherie,
allow moi to bestow
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upon you this meager token of
moi affection, s'il vous plait.
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I will allow it.
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Oui.
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Glittery Snitt.
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If this creepy Casanova thinks
he can play Sam and Alex,
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he's got another thing coming.
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[music playing]
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Glittery Snitt
Jewelry Store, so this
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is where he gets his trinkets.
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[music playing]
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Good morning.
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Welcome to Glittery Snit.
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I'm Eugene.
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May I help you?
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Oh, I was just checking out
your lovely quarry, darling.
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You have very
beautiful diamonds.
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Oh, what's this, darling?
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I think someone must
have just left it here.
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You go to Beverly Hills High?
271
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,333
No.
272
00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:49,400
I go to the Institute
for Gifted Teens.
273
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,867
WOMAN: Eugene.
274
00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:52,967
Yes, mummy?
275
00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:55,533
Have you made a
sale to this girl?
276
00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:58,600
No, not yet.
277
00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,800
Buy something or get out.
278
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:01,700
Yes, sir.
279
00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:08,167
[music playing]
280
00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:26,667
So, you want to
go to the dance?
281
00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:28,967
Should I pick you up at 8:00?
282
00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:31,333
Will you marry me?
283
00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:32,300
Step off.
284
00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:37,100
OK, this is really
getting out of hand.
285
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,067
I got to shut it down before--
286
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:41,167
[panting] rude much.
287
00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:43,000
I better find Sam and Alex.
288
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,933
Marco is going to love these.
289
00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:51,600
Pink is Chet's
favorite flavor.
290
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,567
I have to talk to you too.
291
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:54,533
Not now, Clover.
292
00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:56,767
We have to get
ready for the dance.
293
00:14:56,867 --> 00:14:58,167
I have to do my hair.
294
00:14:58,267 --> 00:14:59,933
Marco likes it up.
295
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,233
I have to get a manicure.
296
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,767
Chet likes me to wear
seafoam nail polish.
297
00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:05,767
Earth to Zombie Chicks.
298
00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:07,167
This is a crisis situation.
299
00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:09,967
There is something wrong
with your stupid soulmates.
300
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,500
You're just jealous, Clover.
301
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,667
Yeah, you had a chance
for true happiness.
302
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:16,333
And you threw it away for
this dumb dating hiatus.
303
00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:19,267
You could have had
a wonderful boyfriend.
304
00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:20,967
But you don't understand.
305
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:22,433
Come on, Alex.
306
00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:24,567
We don't want to keep
Marco and Chet waiting.
307
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:33,933
[sobbing]
308
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,500
[evil laugh]
309
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,067
[sobbing continues]
310
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,467
[running footsteps]
311
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:47,467
[screams]
312
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:48,867
What the--
313
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:52,433
[music playing]
314
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:07,467
Persistent little
creep, aren't you?
315
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,833
[laughs]
316
00:16:09,933 --> 00:16:13,367
[metal pots clanking]
317
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:26,100
OK, Eugene, if all's fair
in love, this means war.
318
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,100
BOYS: We want dates.
319
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,033
We want dates.
320
00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:35,867
We want dates.
321
00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:37,600
We want dates.
322
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,100
We want dates.
323
00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:47,100
I can't believe
Marco isn't here yet.
324
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,067
hope nothing bad
happened to him.
325
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:51,167
It's not like Chet
to be lady either.
326
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:56,100
Hm.
327
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:05,067
Ah, look at them all,
waiting for me, me, me.
328
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:07,233
Think again, Pal.
329
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:10,000
Now you might tell me
why you're doing this.
330
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,667
It's simple really.
331
00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:13,067
Revenge.
332
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,400
Last year the love of my
life broke my heart when she
333
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,667
dumped me on Valentine's Day.
334
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,033
Bitter or what?
335
00:17:19,133 --> 00:17:21,600
Now, with this little
gizmo and the information
336
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,100
I get from my booths,
I can transform myself
337
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,100
into any girl's ideal boy.
338
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,033
They all fall madly
in love with me.
339
00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:31,300
And now, I'll get
back at all women
340
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,967
by dumping them on
Valentine's Day.
341
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,400
Over my dead body.
342
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,367
You should have
use my dating booth.
343
00:17:40,467 --> 00:17:43,100
I would have been
your sweetest dream.
344
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,167
[whirring sound]
345
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,633
Instead of your
worst nightmare.
346
00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:57,200
[grunting]
347
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,567
My peetie pie isn't coming.
348
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:03,967
Either is my boyfriend.
349
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:06,967
[crying]
350
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:10,367
Your loser boyfriends
might not be coming,
351
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:14,100
but I'm sure mon Favier is
just being fashionably late.
352
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,067
Something's not right here.
353
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:18,067
Why are all the boyfriends late?
354
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,067
You can't resist me.
355
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,000
No woman can resist me.
356
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,700
[heavy steps]
357
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,700
[gasps]
358
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,300
You are a sushi.
359
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,133
Hm.
360
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:37,100
[running footsteps]
361
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,267
[wood splinters]
362
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,267
[crash]
363
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:49,267
[screams]
364
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,733
Ladies, allow me
to introduce you
365
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:12,533
to Marco and Chet and Favier
and Peetie Pie and Roy Boy
366
00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:19,667
and Wally and Jason last and
definitely least Eugene Snitt.
367
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,667
[music playing]
368
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:28,567
I can't believe we
shared the eternal bonds
369
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,000
of poetic, artistic and
intellectual enlightenment.
370
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:34,033
I can't believe
we jump up and own.
371
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:36,267
I can't believe I let
you exfoliate my feet.
372
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:42,033
[rings clanging]
373
00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:43,333
Ow.
374
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:47,233
Tear off his head.
375
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:49,167
Rip out his heart.
376
00:19:49,267 --> 00:19:51,100
Rip up his credit cards.
377
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,700
I've got one better than that?
378
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,233
What are you going do to?
379
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,900
Have me thrown in jail?
380
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,633
You wish.
381
00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:02,600
[heavy footsteps]
382
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:13,833
Eugene.
383
00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:14,767
No!
384
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:22,133
[helicopter whirring]
385
00:20:22,233 --> 00:20:23,533
This is just great.
386
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:25,767
What's more humiliating
than not having
387
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:27,433
a date on Valentine's Day?
388
00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:32,567
Being too blind to see all
the great guys around you.
389
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,100
Come on, girls.
390
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,133
What do you say we get
this party started?
391
00:20:37,233 --> 00:20:40,267
[music playing]
392
00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:45,167
[cheers]
393
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,533
We are so sorry, Clover.
394
00:20:51,633 --> 00:20:53,767
Yeah, we should have
never let boys get
395
00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:54,767
in the way of our friendship.
396
00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:56,800
Can you forgive us?
397
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,267
Of course I forgive you.
398
00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:01,600
Believe me, I know what
it's like to be driven
399
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:05,833
to temporary insanity by boys.
400
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:08,767
[school bell ringing]
401
00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:13,633
Hey, Clover,
what are you doing.
402
00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:15,533
I totally found
my true calling.
403
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:18,567
From now on you may refer to
me as the fabulous Clover,
404
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:19,933
professional matchmaker.
405
00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:24,033
Besides, the fringe
benefits are great.
406
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,700
What fringe benefit?
407
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,833
Hold please.
408
00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:28,067
I have with a client.
409
00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:34,067
Looks like the dating
hiatus is officially over.
410
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,067
[laughing]
411
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:41,200
[music playing]
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