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(SINGING) Here we go again, now, go until we stop,

and then we'll shop.

So 1, 2, 3 now, baby, here we go, go, go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

On a mission undercover, and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We're totally spies, so get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

[alarm goes off]

[gasps]

[grunts]

Huh!

I am so stoked for our triple date.

Thanks so much for agreeing to do this, girls.

Uh, we didn't agree, Clover.

Yeah, you're forcing us, remember?

Find, but that's only because I've

been waiting to go out with quarterback cutie Duncan

Marcus since the 8th grade.

And just think if Duncan's brothers are as good

looking he is, we all win.

[gasps] Brothers?

I thought we were being set up with Duncan's friends.

His brothers are his friends.

They're like a totally close-knit family.

Yo, Clover, heads up!

[yelps]

Hi, Duncan.

These are the friends I was telling

you about, Sam and Alex.

What's up?

Hey, how's it going?

These are my bros, Drew and Marcus.

[gasps]

So, are you psyched to see this righteous football

movie, Alex?

I was.

Now, I'm more interested in seeing a doctor.

[snorts] You're funny.

Actually, I wasn't joking.

How come I've never seen you around Beverly High, Marcus?

Because I don't go to high school.

I'm still in junior high.

You have plenty of time to get acquainted later, girls.

Right now, we have a righteous football movie to see.

[growls]

[beeping]

Ah, saved by the bell.

Um, we'll meet you inside the theater.

[beeping]

Chicks always got to do stuff together.

Good evening, ladies.

What do you got, Jer?

A break-in at the Internal Office of Information.

We can be there in two minutes.

Hurry, girls.

National security could be at stake.

97 floors!

We're never going to find this guy.

SAM: According to the security mainframe,

the break in was on the 89th floor.

Eww, nice work, Sammy.

We can nab our intruder and be back to the theater

before the opening credits.

Huh?

We can't take the elevator, Clover.

He'll know we're coming.

Alex is right.

We have to take the stairs.

[exasperated sigh] Did I say opening credits.

We'll be lucky to make it back before the next showing.

Next time we leap a tall building in a single bound,

remind me to go with the sensible shoes.

Apparently, we're not the only ones

who had trouble on the stairs.

Well, other than having a nasty headache,

he should be just fine when he wakes up.

Groovy.

Now, could we please find our bad guy

and get back to the movie?

[screams]

Be careful what you wish for!

Let's get him, girls.

ALEX: That's one way to get security clearance.

There he is, the loser that's ruining my date.

And he's got some kind of microfilm canister thingy.

[blasts]

[screams]

Whoa!

This guy means business.

Where'd he go?

[screams]

[gasps]

[grunts]

How could you let him get away!

Actually, it was pretty easy.

Let's double back.

If we hurry, we can head him off at the pass.

[beeping]

[elevator dings]

Bingo!

We've got him.

Huh!

ALEX: Freaky.

He, like, totally disappeared.

He didn't disappear, Alex.

He outsmarted us.

[sinister laughs]

[screams]

Great!

We're trapped like rats in a cage.

Have a nice ride, ladies.

And, Clover, according to that thing,

we're stuck on the 75th floor.

Not for long.

Alex, hop up on my shoulders and try the hatch.

ALEX: [grunts] It's no use.

It's jammed.

Terrific.

It's bad enough that WOOHP destroyed my date.

Now, they're going to be responsible for destroying me.

OK, no, Clover.

We are gonna find a way out of this.

Before or after we run out of air?

[exasperated sigh]

If only we had a way to contact Jerry,

then maybe he could WOOHP us out of here.

Are you serious?

Huh?

I mean just think about our WOOHPing experiences

for a second.

SAM: Don't remind me.

[screams]

One butt WOOHP coming right up.

ALEX: I hate it when that happens.

[screams]

JERRY: Ta ta, girls.

CLOVER: (Angrily) Why, Jerry!

Oomph!

[screams]

SAM: That was the worst.

[screams]

CLOVER: Whatever!

[giggles]

[screams]

Cheese!

[giggles]

[screams]

JERRY: Hello.

[screams]

SAM: Ow, that hurt.

[screams]

CLOVER: Man, talk about pathetic.

[blows raspberry]

[giggles]

[screams]

Huh?

[screams]

My butt is still sore.

Would it kill Jer to buy us a cushy landing pad.

So thanks but no thanks, I'll take my chances

in this birdie elevator.

There's got to be some kind of gadget in here,

you know a stick of exploding gum

or a laser lipstick or an eyelash cover catapult.

In case you've forgotten, Sam, the majority

of our gadget experiences haven't

exactly been successful either.

CLOVER: [grimaces]

SAM: I was trying to forget about that.

[gasps]

[screams]

I can't believe you did that.

ALEX: Whatever

[screams]

I can't get any traction.

Ooop!

[panicked breathing]

CLOVER: That was the worst.

Oh, just thinking about it makes me nauseous.

True but gadgets have saved our butts

on more than one occasion.

[screams]

Cool!

ALEX: Anti-gravity cycles.

SAM: Whew.

Close one.

Wow!

ALEX: You can mess with me, but you'd

better not mess with my hair.

[giggles]

SAM: Ha.

Fashionable and functional.

CLOVER: Cool.

Yeah.

[horse neighs]

[screams]

Never underestimate the power of a good accessory.

SAM: Yeah!

See, it isn't all that bad.

Whatever.

All I know is if it wasn't for stupid WOOHP,

we'd never be in this situation.

We'd be at the mall with cute boys where we belong.

Yeah, but if it wasn't for stupid

WOOHP, you never would have met some of the cutest boys of all.

[screams]

I'm Rock.

Ahh!

Whoa!

[giggles]

Wow.

SAM: That one was definitely hunk material.

[screams]

Please.

It's not my fault guys can't help themselves around me.

You've got to be kidding.

Well, I'll give you that one, Alex.

And don't forget about all the cool places we get to visit.

It makes our job seem almost like a vacation.

OK, fine.

Maybe being a spy isn't all bad.

[screams]

Careful not to make any more sudden movements.

We don't want the elevator to fall again.

[crashing sound]

[screams]

[screams]

It's official.

This is a total nightmare.

In fact, it's even worse than Alex's driving.

Sorry.

[screams]

Woo hoo!

That went well.

SAM: As if!

[screams]

Whoa!

[yelps]

[screams]

Aah!

[horn honks]

SAM: I can't believe you did that.

[giggles]

ALEX: Whew.

Close one.

- Well, maybe not worse. - Uh!

I'll have you know that I've driven my car for a whole week

without getting a single scratch on it.

Well, give yourself a gold star.

I already did.

Huh?

Look, the only way we're ever going to get out of this jam

is if Sam uses her smarts.

Clover, please.

I'm not that smart.

CLOVER: Reality check.

You're, like, always getting us out of sticky situations, Sam.

[groans]

Clover, no!

It could be a trap.

It's a bomb.

Correction, a temperature-sensitive bomb.

Let's see.

Quick, tie your belts around one corner.

[grimaces]

[screams]

Activate it and follow my lead.

1, 2, 3!

Quick, everybody lift your chains.

Now, roll before it swings back!

[grimaces]

Oh!

[gunshots]

[crashes]

No!

ALEX: You go, girl!

CLOVER: Yes!

[yelps]

[screams]

Sammy!

[screams]

[screams]

You've got an answer for everything.

I guess I do figure a lot of stuff out.

Yeah, it sort of makes up for that annoying

know-it-all mentality of yours.

[scoffs]

I'm sure she means that the best way possible.

Actually, I think the lack of oxygen is getting to her brain.

I suppose I could try and do something with the electronics

of the elevator.

Go for it.

[screams]

Watch it!

Apparently, this is one bad guy we aren't

going to be able to defeat.

Are you kidding?

We've beaten much worse baddies this dumb elevator.

[gasps]

That one still gives me the shivers.

[screams]

Eliminate them all!

Uh!

What a freak!

[groans]

ALEX: Now, we've seen the last of those creeps.

[grimaces]

CLOVER: Mental note to self--

never go into Jerry's body again.

SAM: Don't remind me.

[groans]

ALEX: Can we please change the subject?

[sneezes]

[disgusted screaming]

[giggles]

[laser blasts]

CLOVER: OK, remind me why we're spies again.

SAM: Don't remind me.

[screams]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Oww!

[gasps] Hey!

ALEX: What a weirdo.

SAM: What a loser.

CLOVER: Rude much!

[blasts]

[gasps]

Hold it right there.

He takes weirdo to a whole new level.

[gasps]

Hey, stop them!

[screams]

[screams]

Aren't there any normal villains out there?

If you're trying to cheer us up,

you're going about it all the wrong way.

Tell me about it.

Reminiscing about our missions only

makes me realize how much I hate WOOHP and how being a spy

has ruined my life.

I have to agree.

I don't think our lives could get any worse.

ALEX: Don't be so sure about that.

[gasps]

[gasps]

The elevator roof is on fire!

Alex, what are you doing?

[blows]

[coughs]

[screams]

ALEX: We'd better do something fast or in a few seconds

we're gonna be flat as pancakes!

Well, I guess this is goodbye.

It's been great knowing you, girls.

ALEX: I'm really gonna miss you guys.

I am so sorry I've been so cranky.

You two are my best friends in the whole wide world.

Hey!

That wasn't bad at all.

Yeah, I thought it would hurt a lot worse.

That's because we didn't crash.

We're alive!

Yay!

Hello, girls.

Jerry?

You saved our lives, Jer.

Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you!

Well, don't thank me, ladies.

Thank WOOHP's newest gadget REAM, rapidly

expanding absorbent mousse.

You know something, girls, for all are complaining

about WOOHP, there is one thing I remember

liking about being a spy.

What's that?

Jerry.

Yeah, you're right.

Ahem, um, yes.

Thank you, girls.

Now, why don't you run along and get back to your dates.

But what about the intruder?

Oh, we captured him a few blocks from here

with this nasty little molecular melting gum.

The suction cups on his feet made

him quite easy to apprehend.

Cool, in that case come on girls.

I got a quarterback to smooch.

[background conversations]

Oh, darn.

Looks like we're too late.

The movie just ended.

Oh, no!

There they are.

Quick we have to think up an excuse.

Duncan, this is so unbelievable.

I feel the same way, Clover.

This has been the best day ever.

I mean, you know, talk about a great movie.

I never felt like, so many emotions before--

joy, sadness.

Shin splints and hunger.

Let's get some pizza.

Great idea, little brother.

Let's go.

This is great.

They never even knew we were gone.

Hey, wait a second, How dare he not notice I wasn't there.

That's it!

We're breaking up.

Ow!

Well, at least this gets us off the hook.

Totally.

Wanna go see a movie?

As long as I don't have to get into an elevator, I'm there.

[giggles]

[ending theme music]