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[music playing]
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Here we go.
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We're getting on the road til
we stop, and then we'll shop.
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So one, two, three, now
baby, here we go, go, go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go, on a
mission undercover,
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and we're in control.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Totally Spies, get
on with the show.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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We have a bit
of a problem, sir.
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I'm afraid your
books are overdue.
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The problem is
yours, lady, because I
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ain't paying no fines.
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But that's our policy.
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Too bad.
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Hey, put me down.
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[laughing]
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Oh, By Garbage, now this
is a seriously cool band.
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Not as cool as Day-Old Bread.
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They are mega cool.
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Sorry, girls.
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I just found the coolest
thing in the whole store,
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Hansen Carter.
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Hansen Carter?
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Who's that?
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The brand new scalding
hot M Channel DJ.
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Isn't he a dream?
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Hi, guys.
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Hansen Carter here with an
exciting announcement for you.
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I'm looking for
a special someone
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to co-host an upcoming show
with me at the M Channel.
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All you have to do is send in a
catchy and convincing audition
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tape.
And who knows?
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Within weeks, you and I
could be working together.
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This is too perfect.
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Off send in my
tape, get the job,
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Hansen will fall
in love with me,
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and we'll spend the rest
of our lives together.
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OK, Clover, I totally support
free expression and all,
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but you are in public.
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I'm going home right
now to work on my tape.
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[shouting]
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Could Jerry's
timing be any worse?
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Well, that was
completely gross, a vacuum,
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then a garbage can?
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Thanks, Jer.
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Jer?
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Down here.
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Nice duds.
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Are you in a play or something?
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No, but I have some
very exciting news.
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I am to be knighted.
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Knighted?
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With a sword and the
queen, and you'll be sir?
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Yes, yes, and yes.
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It's quite an unexpected honor.
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So can we come?
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I've always wanted
to meet the Queen.
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Tragically, you cannot,
although you three
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will be traveling to England.
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England?
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But I can't I have a
very important possibly
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life-altering video to star in.
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Well, I'm afraid
it'll have to wait.
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Right now, I have an
assignment for you.
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In the city of
Liverpool, there have
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been a rash of odd occurrences.
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People's personalities
have suddenly changed.
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Observe.
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This mild-mannered
librarian started acting
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like a professional whistler.
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And this a prominent
surgeon can't stop dancing.
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And this army general
now treats his officers
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like a kindergarten of class.
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Freaky.
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Especially since some of
these people are very important.
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Then I guess we
better find out what's
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causing this to happen fast.
- Precisely.
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And now for your gadgets.
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You will be using
laser lipstick, earring
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communicators, the hair
pick lock pick, suction cup
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bottom go-go boots, and VEGs.
- VEGs?
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Vapor-emitting gloves.
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Where them at your
olfactory risk.
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Ew Nast.
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Indeed, and now
you're off, as am I.
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So, Hansen, remember,
my name is Clover
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and your search is over.
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You found your M
Channel guest gal.
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I'm hipper than hip, hopper
than hop, I walk the walk,
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and, baby, I talk the talk.
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Muah.
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That was awesome, Clover.
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Thanks.
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Now all I have to do
is send in the tape
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and keep my fingers crossed.
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Good, because right
now it's spy time.
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[horn]
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Are you sure you're a
librarian, because, sister,
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you are way buff.
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I wasn't until last Thursday,
the day my whole life changed.
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What do you mean?
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What happened?
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I was working at the library
when I saw this bright light.
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Then all of a sudden I
wasn't a wimp anymore.
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I was a wrestler.
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It was amazing.
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I'm afraid I don't follow.
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The only thing I
lifted before was books
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and my afternoon cup of tea.
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Now I can bench 150.
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I've even have a match
tomorrow against some bloke
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from Kensington.
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Want to come?
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Sounds like a blast,
but unfortunately, we'll
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have to take a rain check.
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Suit yourself.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I
have to go work on my abs.
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What a freak show.
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How often do you meet
a wrestling librarian?
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Yeah, about as
often as you meet
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a high school girl involved
in international espionage.
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OK, bad example.
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Hey, check it
out, pro-wrestler
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Birmingham brawler quites.
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Wants simpler quieter life.
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He probably got dropped on
his head one too many times.
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So?
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Either that, or his
personality's changed.
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What are you saying, Sammy?
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That this is way too
weird to be a coincidence.
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[grunting]
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Yes, well, wrestling was
my old life, you see?
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Now, I prefer a good book.
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But you're the Birmingham
Brawler, dude, a butt-kicking
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powerhouse of strength?
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Oh, well, yes.
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I was the Birmingham
Brawler until last Thursday
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when I discovered [inaudible],,
Emily Bronte, and Balzac.
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You don't happen to know the
head librarian at the Liverpool
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Library, do you?
- Why, no.
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But I'd sure love to meet her.
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We'd probably have a
great deal in common.
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Well, thanks for your time.
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Keep digging on those books.
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Yes, I shall.
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Cheerio, my dears.
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Just when I thought the
first freak show was good,
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the second one was even better.
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It's like the game we
used to play in nursery
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school, opposite day.
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You're absolutely right, Alex.
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It's like they've
switched personalities.
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But how is that possible,
especially since they
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don't even know each other?
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I'm not sure, but
we're going to find out.
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It's totally amazing.
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Even in the most heinous of
tweeds, I still look fabulous.
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So what are we
looking for, exactly?
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The librarians datebook.
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I want to know what's so
special about last Thursday
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and what her connection
is to our wrestler.
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According to this, she met
with Dr. Gray on Thursday
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morning.
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It says here he's a shrink.
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He treats doctors, generals,
teachers, and even celebrities
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like the Birmingham Brawler.
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Bingo, we have our connection.
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It's time to pay the
good doctor a visit.
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OK, so this is the opposite
of a normal place to live.
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Shrinks are so dramatic.
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[doorbell]
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Looks like nobody's home.
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I say we let ourselves in.
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Mm-hm.
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We may need a gadget
to bust through.
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How about a nice
roundhouse kick instead?
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[screaming]
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Wow, these boots
are multi-functional.
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OK, let's split up
and see what we find.
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Use your earring communicators
to stay in touch.
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Well, besides the
criminally tacky decor,
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everything looks
pretty normal to me.
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Same here.
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How about on your end, Alex?
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Just a stuffy room
filled with books.
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Hm?
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Come to think of it, that
wrestler would love it here.
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Wow.
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Alex?
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Alex, are you OK?
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She's not answering.
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Let's find her.
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Wow.
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Sammy?
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Can you hear me?
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Hello?
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Oh, this is so not good.
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So I went over the falls
in the barrel, caught
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the hoodlum on his
fancy boat, and now
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he's shut away for years.
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Oh, my.
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What a story.
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How thrilling.
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[phone ringing]
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Oh, Excuse me, Your Majesty,
I'll be just a moment.
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Hello?
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Jer, It's Clover and I
have a big time problem.
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Alex and Sam just disappeared.
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I need you to help me ASAP.
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Yes, well, I'm
afraid that might not
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be possible just this instant.
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Not possible?
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Hello?
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If you don't get here quick,
I may be the next to vanish.
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And then it's goodbye M
Channel, goodbye Hansen,
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and goodbye perfect life.
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Calm down.
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I have your coordinates.
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I'll be there as soon as I can.
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Everything all right?
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Oh, yes, right as rain.
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Say, do you mind pointing me
in the direction of the loo?
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[beeping]
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What the--
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Well, desperate times
call for desperate measures.
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So what is this place?
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The home of our
prime suspect Dr. Gray.
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He's switching the
personalities of his patients.
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We just don't know how or why.
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Very interesting.
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If by interesting, you mean
gaudy, then yeah, I'm with ya.
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Not the decor, Clover.
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I'm talking about that.
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What is it?
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A pendant, the kind
used in hypnotherapy.
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It's really heavy, m, and
not in the cool '60s way.
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Well, that's
because it's filled
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with some sort of circuitry.
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Yeah, I wonder what
this button does?
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It activates my
latest research tool.
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It is a Highly.
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Potent and highly controversial
behavioral adjuster.
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Dr. Grey, I presume.
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It allows me to alter the
persona of anyone I see fit.
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So far, I've only used it
on my annoying patients.
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But I assume that it works
just as well on intruders.
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So what is your deal?
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Why are you messing with
people's personalities?
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Because I'm sick of
listening to them complain.
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I figure if they learn to
walk in each other's shoes,
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maybe they'll see life with
a whole new perspective.
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Plus, it's a great deal of fun.
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OK, an extreme approach
to therapy, don't you think?
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Sometimes it's
necessary to be extreme.
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In fact, since my
experiment's going so well,
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I'm planning on going global,
starting with the President
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of the United States.
263
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I think he could learn a
lot from a rodeo clown.
264
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,733
You'll never get away with it.
265
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:08,500
We'll see about that.
266
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,400
Get rid of them.
267
00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:23,067
Nice moves, Jer.
268
00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:26,733
You're moves are
quite skillful as well.
269
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,100
Fine then.
270
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,600
I guess I'll just have to
dispose of your myself.
271
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[screaming]
272
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:50,533
About time you got here.
273
00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:51,367
Give us a break.
274
00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:54,067
We've, like, been totally busy.
275
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,567
Indeed, we've been
quite preoccupied.
276
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:57,467
[gasps]
277
00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:58,567
Oh, good heavens.
278
00:13:58,667 --> 00:13:59,500
It's
279
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,200
No freakin' way.
280
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,533
OK, this is the
weirdest moment ever.
281
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:07,100
Yeah, what
happened to you guys?
282
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,133
I gave them a little
attitude adjustment.
283
00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:13,567
I so can't believe
the nerve of you.
284
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:15,400
Talk about a major loser.
285
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,400
Jerry, please,
that kind of talk
286
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,900
isn't going to alter
our present predicament.
287
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,233
Speaking of
predicaments, things
288
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,167
are about to get a lot worse.
289
00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,200
Oh, my.
290
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,467
That's for me the half of it.
291
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,900
In a matter of
moments, your cells
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will be teeming with rats.
293
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:39,633
They've been starved for days.
294
00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:42,600
Enjoy the psychological torture.
295
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:43,500
Huh?
296
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,667
OK, ew.
297
00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:48,900
[inaudible]
298
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,033
This is seriously grody.
299
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:52,633
Unhand me, you vile creatures.
300
00:14:52,733 --> 00:14:54,833
Mercy, this is repugnant.
301
00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:57,533
I don't know which is
scarier, the rats or those two
302
00:14:57,633 --> 00:14:58,833
switching personalities.
303
00:14:58,933 --> 00:14:59,867
Me neither.
304
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,933
Clover, the laser lipstick.
305
00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:04,800
It's in your pocket.
306
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,000
Brilliant thinking, Samantha.
307
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,000
Awesome, not it's
your turn, girlfriend.
308
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:33,033
Thanks, Clover, I mean, Jerry.
309
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,267
Oh, you're quite welcome.
310
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,067
No prob.
311
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:38,500
OK, I can't stand
another second of this.
312
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,300
We have to find
that demented doctor
313
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,400
and switch you back right now.
314
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,167
[beeping]
315
00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:44,367
Oh for the love of Pete.
316
00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:45,967
Who could be phoning
at a time like this?
317
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:47,433
Yes?
Hello?
318
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:48,200
Oh, delightful.
319
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:50,133
I absolutely will.
320
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,900
See you then.
321
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,133
It seems I got that
Hansen Carter gig.
322
00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:57,500
They've requested my presence
in Los Angeles immediately.
323
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:01,100
But what about your
situation, the fact
324
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,933
that you're acting like a
50-something English guy?
325
00:16:04,033 --> 00:16:06,067
She'll just have to
deal, because right now
326
00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:07,967
the three of us
need to jet to DC
327
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,333
before the pres
becomes a rodeo clown.
328
00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:12,667
[beeping]
329
00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:14,633
Jer here.
330
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:15,600
Oh, no.
331
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,133
I, like, totally forgot.
332
00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:18,400
I'll be there in a jif.
333
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,500
Later.
334
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,200
Someone from the palace,
it's knighting time
335
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,267
I guess that just
leaves me and you.
336
00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:33,467
We have to talk to the
president right away.
337
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:35,767
It's a matter of
national security.
338
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,567
Sorry to barge in on
you like this, sir,
339
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,967
but it's an emergency.
340
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:46,033
Yeah, an evil shrink's about
to turn you into a rodeo clown.
341
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:49,300
Did you say a rodeo clown?
342
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,633
Oh, this is just plumb crazy.
343
00:16:51,733 --> 00:16:54,967
Trust me, crazy doesn't even
begin to describe this guy.
344
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:57,233
Good evening, Mr. President.
345
00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:03,700
It's time for your
counseling session.
346
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,367
What in no Glory's are those?
347
00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:09,467
The shoes you'll
soon be walking in.
348
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:10,500
See what I mean?
349
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,867
He's way loony.
350
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:14,033
That's right.
351
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,800
And now we're here
to kick your butt.
352
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,367
I forgot to
mention that I switch
353
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:35,200
my faithful assistants with some
karate black belts on the way
354
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,433
here.
355
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:40,967
So my butt-kicking probably
is not going to happen.
356
00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:42,667
Now let's get what
we came for, boys.
357
00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:46,733
Now what do we do, Sammy?
358
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,800
The only thing
we can do, Alex,
359
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,100
bring out the heavy artillery.
360
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,867
We're not done with you yet.
361
00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:56,433
You've got to be joking.
362
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,567
When it comes to saving the
world, we don't joke, Doc.
363
00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:06,133
Sweet dreams.
364
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,033
Awesome work, Sammy.
365
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,367
Now let's put the
stink to the shrink.
366
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:19,633
I have other
plans for him, Alex.
367
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,667
Hey, I'm really psyched
you're here, Clover.
368
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,033
Your tape was killer.
369
00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:26,767
Well, I'm tickled pink
to be here, Hansen, truly.
370
00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:29,367
Tickled pink, OK,
interesting lingo.
371
00:18:29,467 --> 00:18:33,433
So are you ready to play
some videos, guest VJ?
372
00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:35,200
Indubitably.
373
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,867
What's this awful din?
374
00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:39,367
Excuse me?
375
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:43,267
This video, don't tell me
kids actually like this rubbish.
376
00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:45,067
This rubbish is Fried Garbage.
377
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,233
And they're number
one on the charts.
378
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:51,233
Well, I must say their
name is quite appropriate.
379
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,767
Un-huh, well, is there
anything you do like,
380
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,267
Ms. Cranky?
381
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,967
As far as I'm concerned,
the only music worth its salt
382
00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:01,533
is the classical variety,
Brahms, Mozart, Bach.
383
00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:03,467
I bet your audience
would appreciate it
384
00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:04,733
as a welcome relief.
385
00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:08,100
Yeah, well, maybe we'll
try it in another lifetime.
386
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,000
Meanwhile--
387
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,533
Oh, bother.
388
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,433
Hey, Your Majesty.
389
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:27,967
Like, I'm totally
sorry I'm late.
390
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,367
That's quite all right, Jerry.
391
00:19:30,467 --> 00:19:32,233
So, like, thanks
again for inviting
392
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:33,900
me to hang in your killer digs.
393
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,167
I'm royally blown away.
394
00:19:36,267 --> 00:19:39,400
It's our pleasure.
395
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,767
Well, thanks to
both of you then,
396
00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:43,433
and major props on deciding
to make me a knight.
397
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,533
It's, like, such the
unexpected trade,
398
00:19:45,633 --> 00:19:48,067
even better than a
shoe sale at the mall.
399
00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:50,800
Are you feeling OK, Mr. Lewis?
400
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:51,800
OK?
401
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,767
I'm downright stokes, Queenie.
402
00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:55,733
Now let's get this
party started.
403
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,100
Oopsie.
404
00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:06,767
You'll never get
away with this.
405
00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:07,967
Want to bet?
406
00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:09,467
I guess we better
go help the others.
407
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:10,800
Good idea.
408
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:15,467
And in the meantime, my men
will take care of this clown.
409
00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:18,067
[beeping]
410
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,467
So I wonder how Clover
and Jerry made out.
411
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:37,033
As far as I'm concerned,
the only music worth its salt
412
00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:40,267
is the classical variety,
Brahms, Mozart, Bach.
413
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,233
I can't believe those words
actually came out of my mouth.
414
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,467
It's so embarrassing.
415
00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:47,400
What is embarrassing is
my behavior at the palace.
416
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,267
Not only does the
Queen now despise me,
417
00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:52,233
but my chances of ever becoming
a knight are utterly nill.
418
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,700
Oh, it's too bad, Jer.
419
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,933
[beeping]
- Huh?
420
00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:57,433
Hello?
421
00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:59,733
Yeah, that's me.
422
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:01,367
No way.
423
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:02,533
Yeah, totally.
424
00:21:02,633 --> 00:21:03,900
OK, bye.
425
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,567
You're so not going
to believe this.
426
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:08,600
Hansen, the love of my
life, has never gotten
427
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,333
as many calls about a guest VJ.
428
00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:12,500
Everyone loves the cranky girl.
429
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,033
They want me back.
430
00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:15,000
Awesome.
431
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,033
You can thank me anytime.
432
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:19,067
No, I don't need
to thank you, Jer.
433
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:20,367
I need to switch
personalities with you.
434
00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:22,233
Where's that behavioral
adjuster thingy.
435
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,667
Oh, no, not in
a million years.
436
00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:25,567
Come on, Jer.
437
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:26,900
I said no.
438
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,533
But, Jer, this is important.
439
00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:29,467
Please?
440
00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:35,467
[laughing]
441
00:21:37,633 --> 00:21:40,567
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