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[chime]

THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the road

'til we stop, and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three now baby, here we go, go, go.

Here we go, here we go, on a mission undercover

and we're in control.

Here we go, here we go, totally spies

so we'll get on with the show.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

[music playing]

[beeping noises]

[music playing]

[grunting]

[music playing]

[grunting]

[music playing] [grunting]

She's heading right for our trap.

We're so totally good.

And so totally fast.

Looks like I can still make it to my facial appointment.

[grunting]

Don't so sad.

I've got something that will blow you away.

[screaming]

CLOVER AND SAM: Alex!

[grunting]

Oopsie!

[music playing]

[bell ringing]

I can't believe I let her get away.

She was this close to the WOOHP Web Body Cup.

It's no biggie, Alex.

WOOHP got her eventually.

And I still made it to my facial appointment.

It's not just the last mission I screwed up,

it's every mission!

I've misfired our Ultra Suede Loafer Cannons--

Luckily suede is so last year.

I've short-circuited our Electrical

Evening Glove Magnets.

And saved my manicure, thank you very much.

I even deleted our un-deletable

Diamond Ring Data Dispensers.

Nobody's perfect.

Besides, it always works out in the end,

and that's what's important.

I guess you're right.

[music playing]

[paper sliding]

Huh?

[bell ringing]

Please, how easy was that exam?

Totally easy, if you're some sort of genius.

Yeah.

I mean, who can remember all that

scientific mumbo-jumbo water freezes at 32 degrees stuff?

Not me.

Mr. Roberts said I have to do an extra credit assignment just

to pass the class.

Don't worry, Alex.

This will work out in the end, just like everything else.

Nice try, Sammy, but WOOHP can't cover me on this one.

No, but we can.

That's right.

We'll make sure your extra credit assignment's

the best Roberts has ever seen.

Plus, I'll let you borrow my favorite study sweater.

Thanks, girls.

You're the best.

See, nothing can pull us away from helping you.

[screaming]

Girls, there's a phenomenon sweeping some

of the world's largest cities.

It's already struck Tokyo and New York.

I don't have time for a geography lesson, Jerry.

I have an extra credit assignment due.

I'm sorry, Alex, but this is urgent.

Take a look.

[slow-motion noises]

[slow-motion dog barking]

[slow-motion laughing]

OK, I know I just failed my science test,

but you can play it at regular speed, Jerry.

I'm sure I can keep up.

That's just it.

I am playing this is at regular speed.

Activities in these major metropolitan areas

have been slowed at an alarming rate.

Slowed?

Why would anyone want to do that?

That is what you're going to find out.

And to do so, you'll have your M-ray Contact Lenses,

Fingerprint Tracer Gloves--

Ugh!

And there goes the manicure.

A pair of Black Leather Knee-High Rocket-Powered Inline

Boots, Cashmere Deflector Shields,

and, if you're up to it, the Wind Tunnel 3000

Laser Tornado Blast Hair Dryer.

I promise I'll do better this time.

That's what I like to hear.

I have complete faith in you, Alex.

[twinkling noise]

Now allow me to introduce Britney,

our newest group agent.

Hi!

What?

Pleased to meet you.

How's it going?

[warning buzzer]

Oh my!

No time to get acquainted.

Another city is being hit by this phenomenon.

Good luck girls.

Welcome to the tea--

[screaming]

[beeping noise]

[music playing]

[parachutes opening]

[clicking]

[grunting]

Huh?

[grunting]

I- I'm OK.

[grunting]

[scream]

Who ever said cheer leading was a waste of time?

Not me.

I'm captain of my school squad.

Awesome!

I knew we had a lot in common.

In fact, the only thing that could

pull me away from practice is a good chess game.

No way.

I love chess.

Enough chit-chat girls.

We have a seriously freaky situation on our hands,

remember?

Right.

We better investigate.

Ugh.

[menacing music]

[slow-motion screaming]

Uh oh.

This is so weird.

I mean what could you possibly gain

by slowing everything down?

The most out of a good hair day.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Do you know what's going on?

- [inaudible slow motion talking]

OK, that was useless.

Maybe not.

[beeps]

[reverse audio sounds]

COMPUTER VOICE: (ON MACHINE) A stranger used a machine

to slow everything down.

He's headed toward the Zocalow.

Run, while you still can.

You're a genius, Britney.

Yeah.

Great thinking!

[flame noise]

OK, let's not get carried away.

It's not like she caught the guy or anything.

Alex is right.

We still have a lot of work to do.

Well, yeah.

Like figure out what a Zocalow is.

That's what they call the Plaza de la Constitucion.

Yeah, I mean where it is.

This way.

Isn't Britney great!

Super.

[slow-motion noises]

[tense music]

(KIDS JUMPING ROPE) Teddy bear, teddy, bear.

Turn around. [zapping noise]

(KIDS JUMPING ROPE)

[speech turns to slow motion]

Did you see that?

[zapping noise]

We have to do something.

Maybe I can do a scan to decipher what kind of ray

he's using.

Great idea, Brittany.

Yeah, if you want him to get away.

Personally I prefer more aggressive approach.

[flaming noise]

[scream]

Huh?

[screaming]

Alex!

Eh?

Aghh!

[zapping noise]

[slow-motion screaming]

He got away.

Oh, not again!

Yes, again.

Not to worry, Alex.

With a clue like this he's ours.

There's a clue?

Yeah.

Come take a look.

[flashing noises]

Why?

It's not like I'm helping.

Of course you are. Hello.

Who brought my latte this morning?

I've completely lost it.

Don't be silly Alex, we're a team.

We've got each other's backs.

And besides, your plan would have been awesome if it worked.

[gasps]

Could you just stop being so nice.

OK, let's get these clues to WOOHP.

We need to find this wacko soon.

[screams]

Where's Alex?

She was just beside us.

[scream]

(EMBARRASSED GIGGLE)

We did a preliminary search of the shoe print on our way

back, but couldn't find any manufacturers.

Hmm.

Norse logo.

Interesting.

Most likely a Scandinavian manufacturer.

And the size, so long and narrow.

Must be custom made.

So what went wrong in Mexico City?

(WHISTLING)

(CLEARING THROAT)

(SIGH)

Girls, what happened?

Huh? Oh.

It was me, OK.

I blew it again.

It was all my fault.

Oh my.

I can't do this anymore.

I quit!

[gasp]

Quit?

You can't quit!

Yeah, we need you Alex.

We're a team.

You don't need me.

You have her.

Now if you'll all excuse me, I have an extra credit

assignment to do.

Jerry, you can't just let her walk out.

Ahhh!

[footsteps]

[sad music]

JERRY: I don't want to see her go either,

but we have a case to solve, and soon before the entire world

grinds to a halt. Ahhh.

The shoe is custom made.

Only three pair have been ordered.

Girls?

It's no use, Jer.

We can't concentrate without Alex.

She's like the cherry on top of the sundae.

The foam on a latte.

It's just not the same without her.

I know it's difficult, but the sooner we solve this the sooner

we can try to convince her to return.

You're right.

Let's do this one for our Alex.

Excellent.

Now, one pair was ordered by a female basketball player.

No, it wasn't a female basketball player.

Another by a clown.

That leaves a scientist in Greenland, at the Viking lab.

Greenland?

So, it's like hot there, right?

[blowing sounds]

There goes the facial.

[menacing music]

[mechanical noises]

Thanks.

I'll wash up.

It's not for personal hygiene, Alex.

It's for your extra credit assignment.

I want you to figure out how to make the soap float.

That's easy.

We can use water wings.

Without using anything but the soap.

[music playing]

[bubbling noises]

I'll give you a hint.

Uh?

It has to do with molecules.

Molecules?

[music playing]

[screaming]

Let's take a look inside.

No one's here.

Let's go in.

[screaming]

[zapping noises]

Sam, that was a total Alex move.

Guess I miss her more than I thought.

We don't even have a lock to pick.

There's got to be another way in.

[beeping noise]

Bingo!

A fingerprint ID entry pad.

I think I can get the last set of prints left behind.

[beeping noise]

Welcome, Willard.

So good to see you again.

Please give my regards to the kids.

Have a nice day, Willard.

Kind of chatty for a security system, don't you think?

[door opening]

[music playing]

Y

Y squared over three n x times d q divided by y x over mc

equals--

something about molecules.

CLOVER: Check it out.

Is that, like, the biggest microwave

oven you've ever seen?

I don't think it's a microwave oven, exactly.

Oh.

[hamster squeaks]

Low power, three seconds, molecules slow by ten percent.

High power, two seconds, molecules

slow by forty percent.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yeah.

That thing slows down molecules.

Hmm.

I wonder what it does to popcorn?

We better call Jerry.

[ringing noises]

If you insist, Elizabeth, you can call me Jerry.

This is so unlike him not to answer.

Maybe he got called away on an emergency.

Or maybe he left his wallet phone in his other pants again.

Visitors.

How delightful.

Welcome.

Welcome to my lab.

My name is Willard.

I'm not a mind reader.

You are?

In a rush.

Got to go.

In a rush, That's the problem with the world today.

Yeah. That's the problem.

No you can't have a raise.

You work too slow.

No, Willard, you can't be on the track team.

You run too slow.

Well no more.

What are you talking about Willard?

I'm talking about taking control.

No one can accuse me of being slow now.

Everyone else is too fast.

My own kids don't even have time for me.

You're a mad scientist, what do you expect?

Ex mad scientist.

Now I'm just angry.

I wasted years on cloning research,

then I realized I could win the race of time

by slowing molecules.

Yeah?

Well slow this.

Ugh!

[laser noises]

[screaming]

[laser noises]

[slow-motion screaming]

Can't believe I have to do an assignment on stupid molecules.

Like, I'm ever going to need to know

this junk in the real world.

Oh!

[sizzling noises]

I'm so never passing this class.

(BLOWING)

Or am I?

Hmm.

So, heat affects the molecules.

Let's just see how much.

[music playing]

[bubbling]

Cool!

[phone buzzing]

A WOOHP emergency?

Well, why are they calling me?

[blowing]

I mean it's not like I can be of any help speeding up

the world.

Wait a minute.

Heat speeds up molecules.

Maybe I can help.

I'll be back.

[splash]

Oh.

I warned you, but you didn't listen.

Nobody ever listens.

Haste makes waste.

(EVIL GIGGLE)

With my newest molecular augmenter,

I can slow entire countries at a time.

I should have the whole world moving at a snail's pace

by sundown.

(WAILING)

All you have to do to stop the bomb from going off

is press this little button.

Better hurry.

Chop, chop.

(EVIL LAUGH)

[beeping]

[footsteps]

Whoa!

A girl could get used to boots like this.

[music playing]

(YAWN)

[music playing] - Ahh.

No crises.

I should nap more often.

[jet sounds]

Oh!

Brake!

Brake!

Whoa!

[slow-motion screaming]

What kind of maniac would do this to you?

(SLOW-MOTION SCREAMING) Baaaa--

What?

Baaa--

Oh, right.

Baaa--

[rewind noise]

(SHOUTING) Bomb!

Ugh!

I don't even want to think about how close that was.

Your molecules have been slowed.

That's why you're moving in slow motion.

But I know how to fix it.

With heat.

[slow-motion screaming]

Oopsie.

Nooooooo-- way!

Alex, you're the best!

You saved our lives!

Seriously, Alex.

And my hair has never looked better.

Thanks, Clover.

[music playing]

Now to find that weirdo.

But where?

Well he started with the largest cities,

so he'll probably do the same with the countries.

China.

Where is the WOOHP jet when you need it?

I have a better idea.

Alex, you should wear boots more often.

[jet noise]

Stop!

Pull over!

You!

He's going to crash into us!

[screaming]

Good move, Alex.

[music playing]

[machine beeping]

Agh!

Step away from the augmenter.

Make me.

[screaming]

Don't mind of we do.

No!

Never underestimate the power of cashmere.

[slow-motion shouting]

Are we moving faster than usual?

ALL: (TOGETHER) Oopsie.

It's gonna be a long day.

Marvelous job, Alex.

The world is moving at a clip again, thanks to you.

Really Alex, I learned so much from you.

Thank you guys so much.

Our pleasure.

Your training is complete.

Well done.

Training?

You mean she wasn't here to replace me?

Don't be ridiculous, Alex.

No one can replace you.

Now, Britney, it's time to be assigned to your new team.

But, Jerry, she belongs with us.

We're a perfect team.

I'm sorry Alex.

She's needed elsewhere.

[scream]

But don't worry, you'll see each other again.

Now tell me.

How ever did you figure out how to reverse

the molecular slowdown?

My science project!

Ugh!

Yes, indeed.

No one can ever replace Alex.

[music playing]

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