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[chime]

THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the road

'til we stop, and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three now baby, here we go, go, go.

Here we go, here we go, on a mission undercover,

and we're in control.

Here we go, here we go.

We're Totally Spies so we get on with the show.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

[beeping]

[forest sounds]

[music playing]

[footsteps running]

Can anyone hear me?

This is Wade Richley.

I'm a reporter.

My crew and I have been attacked.

We--

[cracking noises]

Please! Anyone!

There's something in the forest.

It's all around!

[screaming]

[music playing]

[screaming]

Ugh.

[screaming]

[surprised gasps]

Nice landing, David.

Wow, David.

That was pretty brave risking your life on such

a realistic fake mountain.

Yeah, we'll see how I do in the real thing this weekend.

It's going to be way more extreme.

[heaving breathing]

Hello.

Drool much?

So you're going climbing this weekend, huh?

Can I tag along?

Uh, I don't think so.

It's going to be pretty rough.

Not if you're there to protect me.

No offense, but I think you're a little high maintenance

for the type of extreme sports I'm into.

Ouch.

That's going to leave a mark.

High maintenance?

Excuse me!

Have you ever been bargain hunting?

As far as sports go, it's totally extreme.

Sorry, Clover.

See you later, girls.

Mmm.

Well, would it make a difference if I told

you I was an international sp--

Clover!

I can't believe you were going to tell him who you really are!

Oh, who cares.

What fun is it being a spy if we can't tell anyone?

Where's the payoff?

We should at least get, like, free facials or something.

Ugh.

The payoff is keeping the world safe, Clover.

And you know telling David could put him in serious danger.

I know.

I just want a hottie to call my own.

If there was only some way--

[footsteps]

Huh?

Stop everything.

Idea forming.

[twinkling sounds]

Ahh.

Clover, you don't know the first thing

about rock climbing.

Please.

I was like the queen of my step aerobics class.

How do I look?

Like you're about to be shot out of a cannon.

Chances are we won't even get to the rock climbing.

David will take one look at me in this outfit and say--

[screaming]

Is no place safe from the WOOHP these days?

[screaming]

Sorry to pull you away from your shopping, girls,

but I'm afraid it's a matter of great--

Oh, Clover.

What on earth are you wearing?

You look like a pink crash test dummy.

It's-- oh forget it.

Let's just get to the mission.

Right.

Two days ago a Canadian news team

disappeared while investigating a remote mountain

region in Western Canada near Saskatchewan.

Say scratch a what?

Saskatchewan.

It's a place, like the mall.

(GIGGLE)

Yes.

Over the last year, 25 local farmers and loggers have

vanished from these mountains.

The reporters were there looking for answers.

Any clues?

Only this distress call we picked up

on the WOOHP satellite from one of the reporters, Wade Richley.

MALE VOICE: (ON TAPE RECORDER) Please!

Anyone! There's something in the forest.

It's all around! - OK.

Scary.

Yes.

Something in those mountains could

pose a threat to world safety.

WOOHP wants you spies to go undercover as campers

to find out what it is.

Campers?

Like in pitching tents and stalking our own kill?

Can't you put us up in a nice resort nearby?

Hmm.

Let me think about that.

No.

Now let's get a look at your gadgets.

Mostly standard issue.

There's your Heat Sensor 6000 Infrared Motion Detector

Sunglasses, Jet Pack Backpack, Parachutes, and something new I

think you girls will enjoy.

Boomerang Buzzsaw Barrettes.

They come in three styles, panda,

furry kitty, and unicorn.

Remember this is a dangerous mission, girls.

Be careful. - Don't worry, Jer.

We can totally handle the wilderness.

It's all about teamwork.

IN UNISON: I call the panda!

Give me that!

[interposing voices]

[nature sounds]

According to the coordinates Jerry gave us,

we're right around where the reporters disappeared.

I say we set up camp here and start looking for clues.

Sounds like a plan.

Where's Clover?

Clover?

OK, I don't know who designed this for us,

but it needs an escalator.

And could the woods be any dirtier?

Don't worry, Clover.

We brought plenty of water to wash up.

Right, Alex?

I-- I thought you brought the water.

Me? No.

I'm the guide.

The guide never brings the water.

Who came up with that rule?

The camping fairy?

Well, why couldn't Clover bring it?

She brought everything else.

CLOVER: And more.

SAM: OK, stop.

We'll find water tomorrow.

It's no big deal.

Let's just set up camp and get a fire going before it gets cold.

Who's got the matches?

[music playing]

Anyone got two stones?

We could bang them together and the sparks would make fire.

I've got a pair of clogs.

Hey, I found some packages of hot chocolate.

[ripping paper]

ALL: Mmm.

I want to go home.

ALEX: Well, we can't.

We've got a mission.

Look at it this way, Clover.

What better way to prove to David

you're not high maintenance than by surviving out here.

Oh!

You're right.

This total proof.

What are you doing?

I'm going to call him.

Hello?

David.

Hi, it's Clover.

I just called to tell you I'm totally

camping in the mountains and freezing to death, I might add.

Pretty extreme, huh?

(GRUNTING) Uh, Clover, I'm a little busy

and I don't want to cramp up.

I knew you'd think so.

So what do you say, can I come along in your climb

this weekend if I'm still alive?

Sure whatever.

DAVID: Ahh!

[weights dropping]

Score!

You know I think this whole outdoor thing

is starting to grow on me.

Where's the nearest plug?

Ugh!

[scary noises]

Uh,what was that?

Get your sunglasses.

[tense music]

[beeping]

Maybe it was the wind?

Um, that doesn't sound like the wind.

According to the glasses, there's nothing out there.

[strange sounds]

[screaming]

CLOVER: What is that?

Everyone just stay calm.

Maybe it'll go away.

[screeching sounds]

[screaming]

We've got to get out of this tent.

Clover!

Alex!

Grab on to me!

[screaming]

[owl hooting]

What could have done this?

Maybe we trespassed on the home

of a grumpy bunch of squirrels.

Or maybe the clean mountain air is tweaking your brain.

[sighing]

What the--

Hey, I think I found something.

Were those missing reporters with WQTV?

They must have crashed trying to get away from something.

Maybe the same something that attacked us.

VOICES ON RECORDER: Get us out of here!

There's something holding us down.

It's all around us.

The viewfinder is smashed I might know a way around it

though.

Let's get somewhere safe.

[tense music]

All right, I routed the camera's

playback into my Compowder.

Keep your fingers crossed.

[beeping]

Get us out of here!

There's something holding us down.

It's all around us.

Can anyone hear me?

This is Wade Richley.

That's the reporter Jerry was talking about.

Newsflash.

Hottie.

[static]

[panting]

Recognize the path he's on?

It's right in front of us.

[tense music]

Check it out.

Footprints.

Huh.

No other tracks leading away.

The only other place he could have gone would be--

[gasp]

What is that?

I think it's a pinata.

It's a cocoon.

Don't poke it.

What if some face-hugging thingy leaps out and eats your brain?

I'm just going to knock it down

so we can get a closer look.

[squishy noises]

ALL: Ew!

So that's what's going on in this forest.

Someone is growing men in pods.

Hmm.

Not a bad idea, really.

Wait!

It's Wade Richley.

[groaning]

What happened?

Where am I?

You and your crew were attacked.

You're safe now.

Who did this to you?

I don't know, but they were everywhere.

And there was this sound.

Clover, help me get him up.

[strange noises]

Hmm?

[muffled cries]

Wait.

Did you hear something?

[strange noises]

Where's Alex?

Alex!

That--that's the sound.

That's the sound it makes when it comes for you.

When what comes?

Oh my gosh, look!

It's the forest!

It's alive!

[tense music]

We gotta get out of here.

No! Alex!

We have to find-- Ahh!

[interposing voices]

[screaming]

I can't believe we left Alex.

We'll find her, Clover.

Don't worry.

There's something up ahead.

[panting]

Maybe I've seen too many horror movies,

but an abandoned farmhouse is usually a bad thing.

[squealing monster noises]

I don't think we have a choice.

[tense music]

[door slamming]

You girls have a radio or something,

so we could call for help?

[beeping sounds]

Sam.

How Is the mission?

Jerry, we're in trouble.

It's the forest that has been abducting people.

You've got to get us out of here.

Yes, yes, of course. I'll send the jet immediately.

It may take some time.

[screaming]

We don't have time.

Hurry!

Seal the windows we can't let them in.

Ugh.

[inaudible]

[screams]

Sorry, but my stylist, Herbert,

gets jealous when anybody else touches my hair.

Ugh!

[screaming]

CLOVER: Oh no!

Help!

Hey.

They're afraid of fire.

I think we can beat them.

Or maybe not.

What now?

Basement!

What is all this?

[creepy music]

Wow.

How cute.

It's a little Christmas tree.

I wonder why it's behind glass?

[scream]

That sound.

It's coming from the trees.

Yes.

What?

They're communicating with each other.

If I'm not mistaken, they're hungry.

Welcome to my living forest.

My name is Professor Lasputin Zero.

Zero?

The conservationist?

Hey, when we were investigating the disappearances,

we came across that name.

You were fighting to preserve this forest.

I still am.

By turning it into bloodthirsty Christmas trees?

What's up with that, Scrooge?

I merely gave the trees the ability

to fight back with a bit of genetic engineering.

The farmers and loggers of this region

have been destroying the forest for years.

And I thought it was time for a little payback.

A little human snack to enjoy.

So that's why Wade was in that cocoon,

the trees were feeding off him.

Yes, the human life force gives the forest

its strength and intelligence.

Listen, freak show, thanks for the trip

down psycho gardener lane.

But your trees made a mistake when they grabbed our friend.

We want Alex and the others back.

I don't think so.

MONSTER NOISES]

Ow!

Ah!

Uh!

They're recording us.

I hope you're comfortable.

It take several days to be digested.

You'll forgive me for not staying to watch,

but I have a forest to attend to.

It's useless, the roots are too strong.

Great.

Supposed to have a date with David,

but instead I'm going to be turned into fertilizer.

If there was only some way we could crack these pots open.

Clover, your Boomerang Buzzsaw Barrette.

If you could throw it with your free hand,

it might knock your cocoon down.

Uh.

Whoa.

Maybe I'll make that date after all.

Hello!

Will you forget about your date and get us down?

I've done it.

No one can harm my forest, now.

[gasp] Something's wrong.

I altered the forest to protect itself,

not to attack innocent people.

You can't do this.

I created you.

Ah!

No!

The fire is working.

Blah!

Help!

Let go.

Someone!

Can anyone hear me?

Oh, we can hear you.

Doesn't mean we're going to help you.

Please.

These roots are very tight.

I chafe easily.

Where's our friend?

I'm not exactly--

Now, pod boy.

There's a tree in the middle of the forest, the Queen.

It controls all the others.

You'll find your friend there.

[squealing monster sounds]

Go.

Find your friend.

I'll get Zero down and try to keep these roots back.

Wade, that is so heroic.

You know, if we make it through all this, maybe you and I--

Come on!

Are you sure we're going the right way?

According to these coordinates we're headed straight for--

[gasp] - Sam?

What is-- [gasp] Oh my gosh!

That is one buff tree.

Yeah, and Alex is in one of those pods.

[weird monster sounds]

[screaming]

[lashing sounds]

Clover, what are you doing?

Just keep the Queen's attention.

Ok, maintain.

If lumberjacks can do this, so can I.

Uh, uh.

Hey you!

You think you're tough.

I've seen birds that look more dangerous.

Alright, Queenie, time for a little pruning.

[monsters squealing]

Oh no.

Not good.

[screaming]

Ugh.

[gasp]

I know that perfume.

[gasp]

It's Gasoline!

[screaming]

Oh.

Nice catch!

Sam we need to get out of here there's gasoline all over!

[gasp]

[engine revving]

[monster noises]

[screaming]

The queen's too strong, Clover.

I don't think we're going to make it.

Remember what you said about getting fire from a spark?

Let's show the queen how spies accessorize.

[whizzing sounds]

[explosion]

[crashing noises]

[gasp]

Alex, you're all right.

Do you remember anything?

No.

But I do have a bizarre urge to be watered.

[beeping]

Oh, there you are, girls.

You'll be happy to know WOOHP agents

will be there any moment.

They've already apprehended Professor Zero.

What about Wade?

He's fine.

On his way home safely to his wife and children.

Wife and-- oh, well.

[giggling]

So how did your spies enjoy your time in the wild?

I hope it wasn't too rough.

Well, we were nearly thrown from a cliff,

crushed by a helicopter, and digested by killer trees.

Piece of cake, Jer.

Oh, excellent, because it looks like the WOOHP jets

are going to be pretty full getting

the missing people to safety.

You spies are going to have to hike down on your own.

I wonder if we got that escalator built yet?

[music playing]

[bell ringing]

Where is David?

He's going to freak when he finds out

I can make our climbing date.

You're not still thinking about telling him, you know,

who we are?

No need.

After the way I handled the tree queen I totally

proved I'm as extreme as he is.

[gasp] There he is.

Wish me luck.

[screech]

[laughing]

David, I am so sorry about what happened on the phone,

but if it's not too late I--

Oh.

What happened?

Street Luge accident.

It was awful.

MANDY: Here's your breakfast David.

I blended up your favorites.

Eggs, sausage and grits.

Mandy's just been the greatest.

Like my own personal nurse.

She's exactly what I need right now.

Somebody calm and gentle.

Not extreme at all.

What?

Uh--

Come on, David, let's get you to class.

And later after aqua-therapy, I'll give you a nice rubdown.

[lightening strike]

[growl]

[chirping noise]

Sorry, Clover.

Looks like David found an extreme sport

even you can't handle.

Mandy.

Ew!

[laughter]

[music playing]

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