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THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the road

'till we stop, and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three now, baby, here

we go, here we go, here we go.

On a mission undercover and we're in control.

Here we go, here we go, we're totally

spies so get on with the show.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

[music playing]

[gasp]

Agent Ace Roxon, I thought I had

dispatched you in the Andes.

[laughing]

It'll take more than a radioactive avalanche

to get rid of me, Vladimirina.

Now hand over the microfilm.

Take the stupid film, if that's all you care about.

Oh, that ain't all, baby.

And cut.

OK, people, take five.

OK.

[indistinct chatter]

You are so not on my diet.

But you won't tell anybody, will you?

[chewing noises]

[music playing]

Sam, Alex, shoes half off.

Cool!

[phone ringing]

Hello?

An audition?

Leary, that's faboo.

OK, kisses.

My agent.

You have an agent?

For what?

My acting career, silly.

I'm auditioning for a major local commercial.

Say hello to the next Happy Burger spokesmodel.

Not likely.

My agent says that part is mine.

As if, Mandy.

Face it, Clover, I'm destined to be a superstar.

And you're destined to be you.

[screams]

It's just a matter of time before I'm on the cover

of Entertainment Hourly.

[all gasp]

Tad Bailey is missing?

[gasp]

Jerry, big trouble.

Total emergency.

You've got to WOOHP us now.

Whoa!

This is your total emergency?

WOOHP was founded to stop international crises, not

to hunt misplaced heartthrobs.

But Tad Bailey's not just any old heartthrob.

He's an international superstar, hence an international crisis.

Come on, Jerry.

Please?

Oh, very well.

[all screaming]

There, I've arranged for three undercover positions on the set

of this vapid soap opera.

Alex will assist with wardrobe.

Sam, you will be working as a caterer.

And Clover will pose as an actress on the show.

Woo!

You got me part on Days Of Our Spies?

Jer, this is my big break.

You should be my agent.

Do I have a big part?

Do I get to slap anybody?

You're playing unimportant bystander number three.

Big break?

That doesn't even sound like a bump.

OK, Jer, we've got our cover, now let's talk gadgets.

Oh, I think not.

This mission is not official WOOHP business.

I can't be with the usual expensive devices.

Please?

All right, all right.

You can get the jet pack backpacks,

the genetics scan hairbrush, and the tornado

in a can of hairspray.

But that's all.

Excuse me, what about a vehicle?

If I'm going to be a superstar, I'll need a way fancy ride.

This fancy ride is all I can spare.

The HEPCTT, Highly Experimental Prototype

Car for Technology Testing.

We use it to try out new gadgets.

Aw.

Just be sure not to activate the on board scramjet.

It's never been successfully tested.

So it's been tested unsuccessfully?

Whoa!

Spy command central, Ace Roxon's secret headquarters.

This is so cool.

We're not here for the tour, remember?

I'll search for the production offices.

Alex, talk to the crew.

Maybe they have some leads.

And clover, see if you can--

Whoa, hey, I can't do spy stuff.

I've got lines to learn.

Hm.

Hey, I don't have any lines.

You do now.

The girl we hired to play my new villain

has just called in ugly.

So you're going to play Sinestro's daughter.

Woo hoo hoo!

My plan is proceeding on schedule.

I, Sinestro, will freeze the world.

And with agent Ace Roxon lost in outer space,

no one can stop me.

You mean no one can stop us.

What's wrong, Sinestro?

Don't you recognize your own daughter?

That's right, it is I, Gwendolyn Moon,

you're one and only child.

I just escaped from prison and--

Uh, Marty, I'm thinking perhaps

Sinestro should explain all. this.

I mean, she is my daughter.

And with Tad gone, the audience will naturally

want to see more of me.

Fine, Sinestro gets Gwendolyn's lines.

And rolling.

So any idea what happened to Tad?

Sorry, hon.

I don't talk to the help.

Huh?

[blows raspberry]

Learn anything?

I totally know who did it.

Wilhelm LaRue, that no talent hack who plays Sinestro.

He was asking for a bigger role now that Tad is missing.

So you think Wilhelm had him kidnapped?

Well, he does play a bad guy.

And he hogs the camera.

Camera, of course.

I'll bet Tad's disappearance was caught on tape.

The show wasn't taping when it happened.

Maybe the TV cameras weren't taping,

but I bet you this little guy was.

So all we have to do is search the surveillance

database, and then--

Sit back and enjoy the show.

[tape rewinding]

[screaming]

Whoa, Wilhelm has some fancy gizmos.

I'm not so sure it was Wilhelm.

Yeah, those gadgets were like something Jerry would give us.

Spy stuff.

[gasp]

Let's go!

According to the video, Tad was standing right here.

Look, jelly from Tad's donut.

Good idea, we may need that as evidence.

Evidence?

Try souvenir.

This jelly touched Tad Bailey's lips.

Now this looks like evidence.

An electroshock stun dart.

This is spy stuff.

Which means Tad was kidnapped by some sort

of evil spy organization.

- But how do we find them? - With this.

When the genetic scan hairbrush finds out who this belongs to,

we'll find out who we're after.

Lenore Von Schram of Salzburg, Austria.

She must be one of the evil spies.

Looks like we're going to Europe.

But what about the show? My big break?

Ugh, not like I had any lines left anyway.

Ew, I think somebody spilled soda back here.

I cannot believe Jer made us take this gross

car all the way to Europe.

[screaming]

Lenore's last known address.

This must be the place.

The [inaudible] is picking up a lot of electronic activity.

Well, it sure doesn't look like any evil spy headquarters.

That's just what they want us to think.

Now, come on, let's take them by surprise.

All right, everybody freeze!

Hiyah!

H-- hello?

Huh?

Hi, um, we're doing a survey of TV fans.

An important survey, that's why we kicked your door in.

And it explains why we're wearing these high tech

survey taker uniforms.

So first question.

Ever been to the Days Of Our Spies set?

Oh, yeah, I just got back from my super neato visit

to Hollywood.

I went on the most wonderful tour.

They gave me this fancy a backstage pass,

and I had my picture made with Vladimirina.

I wanted a picture with Ace Roxon, but he disappeared.

I just worried sick about him.

Sit, sit, sit down.

I'll fix some tea and some muesli bars

and we can look at my photos together.

Uh, Uh, thanks, but maybe some other time.

Yeah, we've got lots more people to survey.

Sorry to trouble you.

Oh, no trouble.

No trouble at all.

Gwendolyn Moon was here.

Sinestro's daughter, she's up to good.

But don't worry Agent Roxon, Lenore

will take care of everything.

Oh, now, now, Ace.

We agreed I had to kidnap you for your own good.

You always in such danger.

I just know you'll be much safer here with me.

In time, I know you'll come to care for me

just as much as I care for you.

Who knows, maybe some day I'll be Mrs. Ace Roxon.

But first, I've got to get rid of Gwendolyn

and her little friends.

I cannot believe I gave up my big break for this.

I mean, that lady was so not guilty,

I know, the [inaudible] must be broken.

It led us on a wild goose chase.

Now how are we going to find the evil spies who kidnapped Tad?

I think they just found us.

[music playing]

[screams]

[laughter]

I'm on Tad's show, and now that they've got him,

they're coming after me.

Do you know what this means?

I'm famous, a superstar like Tad.

SAM AND ALEX: Oh, please.

[tires skidding]

I can't keep I can't keep Trending

We've got to lose them.

In this thing?

My blow dryer has a bigger engine.

Then maybe it's time the scramjet had a successful test.

No!

Sorry!

[screaming]

[laughter]

Evil spies aren't the only ones with fancy gizmos.

Come on, let's find out who's in Clover's fan club.

Where'd it go?

Oh well, guess we're out of clues.

I'll just have to go on being a famous TV star until--

Huh?

Come on, Clover, it's showtime.

This must be the evil spy's secret headquarters.

Why do I feel like I've been here before?

Look.

Lenore?

[gasp]

[laughter]

Hey, what's going on?

Wouldn't you like to know, Gwendolyn.

The show.

That's why this place is familiar.

It's an exact replica of Ace Roxon's headquarters.

And there's agent Roxon.

[muffled speaking]

So they take our uniforms indeed.

Don't you think I know spies when I see them?

I'll never let you and your minions harm Agent Ace Roxon.

OK, I'm not Gwendolyn.

My name's Clover.

Whoa, I think she thinks Days Of Our Spies is real.

Sounds like somebody is a few pages sort of a script.

SAM: Jerry?

We need help.

I'm sorry, Samantha, but I've given you all the help I can.

No, help help.

We're kind of tied up.

Yes, well, I'm tied up, too.

I'm sorry, girls, but whatever new emergency

has arisen on your soap opera, you'll just

have to handle it yourselves.

OK, that was just rude.

It's no use calling Sinestro for help,

you'll be destroyed before--

Stop!

Please, Days Of Our Spies is just a TV show.

It's not real, OK?

I play Ace Roxon on TV.

I'm an actor, not a secret agent.

Oh-- oh, I am so sorry.

So, so sorry for you, Ace.

I don't know how, but that nasty Gwendolyn has brainwashed you.

CLOVER: The name is Clover.

Don't worry, Ace dear, a few hours in my anti-brainwashing

helmet and you'll soon remember just how much you love me.

And, as for you three, my fish are ready for an afternoon

snack. snack.

[gasp]

I know the piranhas weren't in your original spy command,

but I felt the place needed a woman's touch.

CLOVER: You can't do this to us.

To me.

Oh, I'm not doing this to you, Gwendolyn.

Your punishment is much worse.

This laser will slowly slice you in half.

So it may sting a little.

Sorry I can't stay and watch, but Ace and I

have a future to think about.

And we can't have our wedding until I get rid of Ace's

biggest enemy, Sinestro.

[music playing]

Crazy Lenore's going to wipe out Wilhelm.

Wilhelm?

What about me?

I can't die now, I just got famous.

You're not famous, OK, Clover?

So take off those stupid mirrored sunglasses--

Clover, deflect the beam with your glasses.

Have you lost it?

These shades are way expensive.

Clover!

[screaming]

I love a spotlight as much as the next girl,

but there's limits you know.

Tad Bailey, it is such an honor to be working with you.

Oh my gosh, Tad, are you OK?

I need a mirror.

Did that helmet mess up my hair?

It's fine.

Now come on.

We've got to save Wilhelm.

Save as in hero stuff?

No way, my stuntman that handles all that.

Now seriously, I need a mirror.

Face facts, Vladimirina.

Your precious Ace is lost in space.

You must love me now.

Never, Sinestro.

What's with the noise?

Vladimirina, I should have known you were a double agent.

Yo, what am I here, method actor?

Um, what is going on?

What's going on?

What's going on is that you're freezing the world, Sinestro.

And I'm here to stop you.

She's crazy.

[gunshots]

CLOVER: Wilhelm, run!

Gwendolyn, how come you're still alive?

Um, I don't know.

How come you're totally whacko?

[gunshots]

This one is for Ace.

[gunshots]

Lenore's got Wilhelm cornered.

Come on.

Ah!

[girls screaming]

[gunshots]

Hairspray.

Mind if I spruce?

[gunshots]

Our tornado in a can of hairspray.

Tad, don't!

Whoa!

[gunshots]

[screaming]

Show's over, Lenore.

[music playing]

My valuable, valuable hair.

So since Tad's bald and Wilhelm quit,

maybe Gwendolyn needs a bigger role.

Out!

So they wrote you off the show, huh?

Yeah, Gwendolyn Moon disappears in a freak

a waffle iron accident.

At least you're still auditioning

for that commercial, right?

Mandy got the part.

She's the next Happy Burger spokesmodel.

Sorry, Clover.

You must be so bummed.

Well, I was, but--

But they have to take it down.

I look ridiculous.

Well, I don't know.

You're my agent, make it happen.

Now that's entertainment.

[laughing]

[theme music]