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[theme - moonbaby, "here we go"]
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THEME SONG: Here we go.
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We're getting on the road till
we stop, and then we'll shop.
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So one, two, three now,
baby, here we go, go, go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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On a mission undercover,
and we're in control.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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We're totally spies so
get on with the show.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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[dog barking]
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Enjoy your stay, professor.
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You're going to be locked
up for a long, long time.
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We'll see about that.
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[music playing]
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No, no, no.
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Ha, Take this, alien low-life.
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Well, that's impossible.
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How can I be melted when I
clearly have on my power belt?
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Oh?
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Good morning, Jerry old boy.
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Good day, Mr. President.
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Do we have a situation, sir?
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Situation?
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Heck no.
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I just like using
the red line because
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of the hands-free feature, see?
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Impressive, sir.
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Thanks.
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Anyhow, how 'bout
you and me doing
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some fly fishing this weekend?
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And maybe chewing the
fat about you joining
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the A-team here in Washington.
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A White House
appointment, sir?
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PRESIDENT (ON SCREEN): Exactly.
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[gasp]
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So get your secret spy self
down here real quick-like.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, just one more thing.
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[music playing]
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Ladies, without a
doubt, we are lean,
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mean, retail shopping machines.
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Yeah, we came, we saw, we
kicked sidewalk sale butt.
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Strike a pose time?
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We have to.
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I mean, good friends, the mall--
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[giggling]
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This is definitely
a say cheese moment.
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[camera clicks]
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[laughter]
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[screaming]
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Bravo, ladies.
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I trust your ride was pleasant.
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As pleasant as being sucked
through a wind tunnel vortex
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can be.
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Not to mention
the vortex hair.
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I'm sorry, girls.
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But I needed your help on an
extremely important mission.
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The president and
I are off to fish.
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Off to fish?
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Is that like some
kind of secret code?
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No, no.
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No code.
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Actual fishing.
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The president has invited
me to his lakeside retreat
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to discuss a White
House appointment.
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I'm sorry, did
I miss something?
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Because I'm not
getting the connection.
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You fishing, important
mission, and us?
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The president has requested
that three of my top agents
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oversee the safekeeping
of his daughter, Madison.
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We're babysitting?
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Well, if you want
to put it that way.
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But this mission is
extremely important to me.
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Huh?
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Well, we do you hang
out at the West Wing.
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And it's not like some sleep
over pillow fight thing, right?
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Absolutely right.
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So are you going to give
us some gadgets, or what?
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Oh, yes, yes, gadgets.
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For this mission we
have the padded shoulder
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portable parasail, the
expandable cable bungee belt,
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the friendship ring
zirconium tracker,
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and numerous net grenades.
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Well, if we're all equipped,
the White House awaits.
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[screaming]
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Perhaps you girls
should have buckled up.
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And maybe we should
have called first.
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[music playing]
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Cool office.
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It's so round.
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Actually, it's oval.
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You know, as in Oval Office
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Well, put a rattlesnake in my
pocket and ask me for a match.
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How y'all doing, Bubba?
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I'm very well, sir.
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Bubba?
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What's a bubba?
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Got me.
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I'm still trying to figure
out that rattlesnake thing.
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I'll take it from
here, Nesfield.
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10-4, sir.
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Mr. President,
I'd like you to meet
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three of WOOHP's top agents,
Sam, Clover, and Alex.
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Howdy, ladies.
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Huh?
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And this is my
daughter, Madison.
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And her nanny, Mrs. Quivers.
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My father told me how
you guys go around saving
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the world and stuff.
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I just wanted to say thank you.
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Oh, sure.
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Absolutely.
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No biggie.
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Well, ladies, I'm going
to have to steal Jerry
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away while the fishing's good.
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Mrs. Quivers will fill you in.
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Here's Madison's
afternoon schedule,
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Madison's recreation schedule,
and Madison's schedule
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of schedules.
I believe that's everything.
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Um, don't you want to
stick around a while?
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You know, see how we do?
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Sorry, it's my day off.
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I'm out of here.
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Well, Maddie, I
guess it's just us.
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Want to start with
the lunch schedule?
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Schedule?
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Please, like I'm really
going to listen to a bunch
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of bubble headed valley girls.
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Whoa, reality check.
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Did someone just replace the
cute kid with some evil twin?
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And hello, we are so
not from the valley.
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We're from Beverly Hills.
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Whatever.
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But if you want to survive
today, then follow these rules.
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Don't bug me, and
maybe I won't bug you.
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Get it?
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Got it?
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Good.
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Well, I can see
how this has fun
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afternoon written all over it.
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Madison, you
really shouldn't be
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eating ice cream before lunch.
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Huh?
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Fine, take it.
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[laughing]
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[music playing]
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OK, where'd she go?
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Oh, sorry.
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Not!
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This kid is about to catch
some serious Sam-itude.
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Maybe we should cool down.
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I mean, she is only 11.
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OK, if this is
what 11-year-olds do,
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then I'm sending my
kids to military school
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right after kindergarten.
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Oh, Madison, auntie Sam
wants to have a word with you.
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Oops, maybe it
was the other way.
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Sorry, nice papier mache.
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Oh, Madison, auntie
Sam wants to have
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a word with you real bad.
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We just want to talk.
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Please?
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OK, kid.
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Open up, or we're busting in.
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I'm counting to three.
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One, two--
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Oh, sorry.
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I didn't mean to
get you guys so mad.
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I was just having fun.
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I never get to have fun.
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It's always Madison do
this, and Madison do that.
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Oh, never mind.
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You wouldn't understand.
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I can't believe you
losers fell for that.
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Psych!
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Ha ha!
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That little punk
just totally played us.
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Ugh, she is so in trouble.
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She's, like, majorly
grounded times two.
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Is there a problem, girls?
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Uh, what makes
you think there's
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a problem Agent Nesfield?
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Aggressive banging,
bedroom access being denied.
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Access denied?
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No, no.
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We could access if we wanted to.
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But, um, we just don't want to.
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Yeah, because,
um, we feel Madison
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needs a little alone time.
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So we're going to go
make her some lunch.
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See ya.
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The presidential kitchen.
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Let's see what's
behind door number one.
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[gasp]
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Huh?
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OK, wasn't
expecting that at all.
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Maybe we should
make some brownies.
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Ooh, brownies.
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Now you're talking.
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I meant for Madison.
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You know, as sort
of a peace offering.
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Peace offering?
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With that brat?
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Why?
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Imagine what
it's like for her.
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Your whole life
scheduled, Secret Service
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everywhere you go.
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Even your babysitters
work for the government.
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OK.
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But if she pulls
one more prank, I am
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giving her a brownie makeover.
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Madison, open up,
we made brownies.
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And we were hoping we
could, you know, start over.
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Rude much.
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[screaming]
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Madison, are you OK?
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Where is she?
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President's kid
or not, if this
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is another one of her stupid--
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MADISON: Out here!
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Bug things kidnapping her.
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Help!
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Here's the plan.
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You guys keep the itsy bitsy
spider busy while I swoop down
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and pick up Madison.
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Got it.
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Check.
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Activate padded
shoulder parasail.
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Help!
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[screaming]
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Help!
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Someone remind me to
write my Congressman
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and demand all government
buildings to padded.
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Come on.
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Nesfield's coming.
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Quick, go to cool cover.
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Girls, is there a--
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- We're good.
- Nope.
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Thanks for asking.
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Hm.
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We're too late!
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No clues, no nothing.
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It doesn't make sense.
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Someone or something takes
the president's daughter,
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but there's no ransom note.
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Poor Madison.
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That thing took her
by such surprise,
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she didn't get to log
off from her chat room.
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Hm.
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Of course.
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Why leave a ransom note
when you can leave--
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Mr. President, I'll be brief.
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If you'd like to see
your daughter again,
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prisoner 34343 in Maryland's
maximum security prison
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is to be brought to the top
of the Washington Monument
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in exactly two hours.
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Daddy, please hurry.
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[gasp]
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Yes, daddy.
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Hurry.
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Maybe we should tell
Nesfield to call the president.
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And there goes Jerry's
chance for a promotion, too.
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NESFIELD: Agent Nesfield here.
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[gasp]
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Uh, must a minute.
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Girls, you can't keep
the president waiting.
271
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:36,433
Where's Madison?
272
00:11:36,533 --> 00:11:39,200
Uh, uh, she's--
she's in the bathroom.
273
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,767
11-year-olds, eyeliner freaks.
274
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,167
But I'll talk.
275
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,567
Hi, Mr. President, it's Sam.
276
00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:45,633
How are the fish biting?
277
00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:47,200
The fish?
278
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:50,300
Shoot, they're jumping out of
the water like fleas on a pup,
279
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,967
at least on my side of the boat.
280
00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:54,033
So, uh, how's my little girl?
281
00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:55,967
You're not getting in
any trouble I hope.
282
00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:57,000
Trouble?
283
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,667
No, she--
284
00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:00,200
She's fine.
285
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,733
I mean, what kind of trouble
could a cute kid like Madison
286
00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:03,300
get into?
287
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,533
It's not like someone's going
to kidnap her for ransom, right?
288
00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:06,433
What?
289
00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:07,500
Nothing.
290
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,867
Well, better get back
to those fishies.
291
00:12:08,967 --> 00:12:10,567
Buh-bye.
292
00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,767
Sir, ground floor is
reporting a loud crash
293
00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:13,900
outside the library.
294
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,433
Something just fell
out of the sky.
295
00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:17,233
I'll be back.
296
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:19,433
We'll be right here.
297
00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:20,467
Not.
298
00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:21,700
Come on, we've got
to get Madison back
299
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,567
before Nesfield figures us out.
300
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:24,700
How do we do that?
301
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,533
The kidnapper wants to
trade for that prisoner.
302
00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:28,567
Not a problem.
303
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,433
What exactly are
we looking for?
304
00:12:33,533 --> 00:12:35,600
Overcoats, hats,
anything that'll
305
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:38,700
fool the kidnapper into thinking
one of us is the prisoner.
306
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,100
Check this out.
307
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,167
I don't even want to think
about that pajama party.
308
00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:43,767
Come on, keep looking.
309
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:55,633
[camera clicks]
310
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:56,567
KIDNAPPER: They're here.
311
00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:57,500
Let's go.
312
00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:03,133
Why is it always the
top of the monument?
313
00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:05,667
I mean, why can't prisoner
exchanges ever take place
314
00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:07,167
in the monument gift shop?
315
00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:11,100
That would be too easy.
316
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,767
Hold on, where's the
president's daughter?
317
00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:17,500
You get the girl
on the way up,
318
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:21,267
I take my friend
here and go down.
319
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,067
Shall we?
320
00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:24,633
[screams]
321
00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:27,033
What is this?
322
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:29,133
Time for you to get busted.
323
00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:31,833
[music playing]
324
00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:33,733
Quick, we've got to
beat him to Madison.
325
00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:35,667
Oh, great, more stairs.
326
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,967
That was, like, way to close.
327
00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:41,867
[screaming]
328
00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:45,233
Hit the deck!
329
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:47,067
You know, I remember
when babysitting
330
00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:48,933
was a whole lot easier.
331
00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:50,167
Tell me about it.
332
00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:52,600
We just lost the baby.
SAM: Not exactly.
333
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:13,067
[screaming]
334
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,000
Hang in there, ladies.
335
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:25,967
Guys, do something.
336
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,500
I'm on it, Clover.
337
00:14:29,933 --> 00:14:30,767
Grab on.
338
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:33,833
Can't.
339
00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:36,767
It's moving too much.
340
00:14:36,867 --> 00:14:39,300
Alex!
341
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,700
[screaming]
342
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,667
Palms out, Sam.
343
00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:43,233
We're coming for you.
344
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,067
I stuck a friendship ring
tracker on the spooky guy
345
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:51,900
when he and I
tumbled downstairs.
346
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,767
We just have to follow
the blinking light.
347
00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:55,767
They're heading north
over Pennsylvania Avenue.
348
00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:56,700
Let's go!
349
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,367
This is it.
350
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,033
Tracker's blipping like crazy.
351
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:07,433
On three we bust in.
352
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,600
One, two three.
353
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,800
Oh my.
354
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,133
Mrs. Quivers?
355
00:15:13,233 --> 00:15:14,833
What are you doing here?
356
00:15:14,933 --> 00:15:16,400
No time for that, Clover.
357
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,267
We've got to get her out of here
before the kidnapper shows up.
358
00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:21,633
I'm afraid it's too
late for that, my dear.
359
00:15:25,267 --> 00:15:27,600
Because I am the kidnapper.
360
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:39,900
[all gasping]
361
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,067
Bring in the girl.
362
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,667
Now I understand how you
pulled off a kidnapping
363
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:50,200
from the White House so easily.
364
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:53,167
But what's the connection to
the mad scientist guy in prison?
365
00:15:53,267 --> 00:15:56,867
That mad scientist guy
happens to be my husband.
366
00:15:56,967 --> 00:15:58,367
Husband?
367
00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:01,400
Yes, I simply don't want
the father of my twins rotting
368
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,400
in jail for the next 100 years.
369
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:06,600
You see, Mrs. Quivers
is really one half
370
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,900
of the famous Spetlander Gang.
371
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,833
The counter
espionage group that
372
00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:12,533
threatened world
destruction by detonating
373
00:16:12,633 --> 00:16:15,033
explosive devices at vulnerable
earthquake fault lines
374
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,667
across the continents?
375
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,000
That's right.
376
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,233
We were just one
tiny microchip away
377
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,467
from holding the world hostage.
378
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:23,967
Hard to believe, hm?
379
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,333
Yeah, I'll say.
380
00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:27,200
I mean, that guy's, like,
barely half your height.
381
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:30,867
My dear, love is not
measured in inches.
382
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:33,900
Aw, that is so sweet.
383
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,033
Unfortunately,
your interfering with
384
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:38,133
my ransom plans has
forced me to threaten
385
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,467
the president face-to-face.
386
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:44,900
Robby, Bobby, start
the cell walls.
387
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,433
[screaming]
388
00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:47,400
Stop!
389
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,633
Don't hurt them.
390
00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:51,967
Sorry, but they've
given me no choice.
391
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:52,967
But I'll--
392
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,133
No!
393
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:56,067
Oh, I almost
forgot, girls, thanks
394
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,833
for filling in for me today.
395
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:01,567
It was a great day off.
396
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:04,833
[door closes]
397
00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:06,100
Great, now what?
398
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,933
In a minute, we're going
to be Swiss cheese.
399
00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:11,367
Wait, this cell dropped down
on us from the ceiling, right?
400
00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:13,700
Yeah, so in case
you haven't noticed,
401
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,433
it's made of really, really
heavy metal that can be lifted.
402
00:17:16,533 --> 00:17:22,167
Maybe we can't lift it, but
I bet our bungee belts could.
403
00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:24,567
Quick, tie your belts
around one corner.
404
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:28,000
Point the bunge hooks
for the sky light.
405
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:30,133
Ready, aim, fire!
406
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,867
We got it.
407
00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:41,000
Cool idea, Sam.
408
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,700
It was bungee-rific.
409
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,867
Thanks, but now we've
got to figure out a way
410
00:17:44,967 --> 00:17:46,400
to beat Quivers to the lake.
411
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,367
Maybe we could
call ahead to Jerry.
412
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:51,600
So the president can find out
how majorly bad we messed up?
413
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,567
Don't think so.
414
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:54,033
I think I've got an idea.
415
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:01,667
[gasp]
416
00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:07,200
[music playing]
417
00:18:09,533 --> 00:18:12,367
Well, Jerry old boy, looks
like you hooked yourself
418
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,800
a fighting, squirming
size 12 double D.
419
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:18,533
Maybe we should call it quits.
420
00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:21,300
Or maybe you should
call the Maryland state
421
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:26,133
prison and free prisoner 34343.
422
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:29,800
Mrs. Quivers, I thought
you had the day off today.
423
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,333
What's going on?
424
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:33,400
What's going
on, Mr. President,
425
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,233
is the ransoming of
your precious daughter.
426
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:39,000
Call the prison, or Maddie takes
a swim class with the fishes.
427
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:42,833
I don't understand.
428
00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:44,567
You don't need to understand.
429
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:47,733
All you need to do is take
out your cell phone and dial.
430
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:48,667
Now!
431
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:50,367
I'm so sorry, sir.
432
00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:53,133
My agents should
have prevented this.
433
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,767
Listen, it's the president.
434
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,333
Patch me through
to warden Jenkins,
435
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:58,767
Maryland maximum
security real quick-like.
436
00:18:58,867 --> 00:19:00,967
Warden, listen I need you to--
437
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:02,067
Huh?
438
00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:06,433
Direct hit.
439
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:10,367
Not good.
440
00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:27,967
Bring it on, Bobby,
or Bobby, or whoever.
441
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,167
Nice synchronized
splash, girlfriend.
442
00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:38,667
Sorry, you
probably have to work
443
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:40,067
on your boating safety skills.
444
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:47,800
Ride's over, miss clingy.
445
00:19:56,867 --> 00:19:58,500
Nice fly fishing, Jerry.
446
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,533
Yes, I'd say I just
nabbed myself the catch
447
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:02,767
of the day, Mr. President.
448
00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:06,267
[music playing]
449
00:20:08,533 --> 00:20:11,000
You and Madison
OK, Mr. President?
450
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,533
We're fitter than a
firefly on the 4th of July
451
00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:16,333
thanks to the spies
and old Jerry here.
452
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:17,867
What do you say we head
back to the White House
453
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,933
and cook up some of those fish
you caught, Mr. President?
454
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:23,067
[laughing]
455
00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:28,033
[music playing]
456
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:36,533
Thank you, Mr. President.
457
00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:38,500
But you really didn't
have to do all of this.
458
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:42,133
Sorry, but if you risk
life and limb for my family,
459
00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:44,867
you're getting a tip
of the old ten-gallon.
460
00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:46,733
Enough said.
461
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:50,900
So I just wanted to say, you
know, I'm sorry about before.
462
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,833
Where I was wrong
about you guys.
463
00:20:53,933 --> 00:20:54,800
You're OK.
464
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:55,700
Thanks.
465
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,433
You're pretty OK yourself.
466
00:20:57,533 --> 00:21:01,500
You know, Mr. President, about
me coming to work for you--
467
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,833
I know where you're
going with this, Jerry.
468
00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:05,667
You're right, stealing
you from WOOHP
469
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:08,900
would be a downright
disservice to the country.
470
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,400
So I accept your
formal withdrawal.
471
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,700
You do?
472
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,633
Thank you, sir.
473
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:15,933
Thank you very much.
474
00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:18,000
Well, guess it's bye, y'all.
475
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,967
Maddie and I have to start
looking for a new nanny.
476
00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:22,233
Sorry, Jer.
477
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,333
I know how much you
wanted that position.
478
00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:27,500
But the truth is we're totally
psyched you're still our boss.
479
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,167
Ladies, after seeing the
three of you in action,
480
00:21:30,267 --> 00:21:31,600
I'm glad I'm still
your boss, too.
481
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:32,500
Huh?
482
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,433
Hugs.
483
00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:39,700
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